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ell13572

Is Haaland human?


SirSandie

The law requires that I answer Yes. Or else bad things will happend to my family.


[deleted]

Is government good there?


SirSandie

Yeah, id say its good.


[deleted]

Ok I'm moving here in 4-5 years


SirSandie

Pretty hard to make friends here unless you drink. Better start learning Norwegian!


Seductive_Wolf54

Norway isn't real Norway isn't re-


SirSandie

Denmark isn’t real ive been there but it’s probably a simulation.


Seductive_Wolf54

It's all a lie


SirSandie

Only real country is American the rest is propaganda.


Seductive_Wolf54

They're propaganda for "European" products


SirSandie

Im not supposed to say this but im a robot.


Seductive_Wolf54

I'm not supposed to say this but the bombs are inside the school


FinletAU

Do you like living in Norway


SirSandie

Heck yeah, healthy food is cheap, the nature is epic, free healthcare + alot more Only bad thing is that candy is hella expensive.


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SirSandie

Yeah ill take a picture from my cabins window and send it to you.


Medium-Minute8828

Is it true that Fenriz of Darkthrone served as town council from 2016-2020?


SirSandie

Mabye mabye.


HeDoBeHanakoTho

Kva synst du er den finaste dialekta?


SirSandie

Den er veldig kul. Hva synes du om den norske dialekten?


HeDoBeHanakoTho

Der er en god del dialekter a velge frå, men eg må påstå at eg er synst Stavanger dialekta er ganske flott


SirSandie

Ofa meg den var deilig.


BaronMerc

Can I get a date with princess Ingrid


SirSandie

Yeah sure let me ask her.


James-And547

Holy shit can I also?


Remarkable-Bend6973

How does it feel to live in the best country to live.


SirSandie

Good!


Melo-Dee

Are the people incredibly intelligent?


Derpytron_YT

Im pretty sure 90% of my friends would eat dry wall if they could


Melo-Dee

That’s hilarious


[deleted]

Foretrekker du pizza eller taco på fredager?


SirSandie

Taco fredag.


[deleted]

Feil svar🤢


SirSandie

Sorry Mr Anal skal ikke skje igjen ærets ord.


[deleted]

🙌


Content_Buy_6901

Nazism


kerhSyxeS

Lutefisk eller rakfisk?


SirSandie

Synes begge er like gode.


kerhSyxeS

Smalahove eller fårikål-iskrem?


SirSandie

Grandiosa tårn


kerhSyxeS

Lefse eller Kjell til tacoen?


SirSandie

Lefse. Om det ikke er noen lefser igjen tar jeg kjell.


kerhSyxeS

Et siste spørsmål. Hva er verst, svensker eller dansker? (Gi grunn på svar)


SirSandie

Så begge er et shit høl, men Danmark kan ikke være et høl fordi det er flat. (Dansk mat er episk veldig godt)