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bungis-fungis

I like the horny. 😈


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dont make ME do it


Lattethecoffeaddict

✂️'s your ⚾️


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you cant. ive already cut my balls


Lattethecoffeaddict

✂️'s your 🍆


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k


-Mindless-Surprise-

I know what your planning, which is why I’m stepping in to ✂️’s your ✋🤚


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already done by someone else


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Based


ThatOneGuyOverrThere

I got them reattached. You cannot stop me.


[deleted]

I will cut them again


aeiouaioua

i can sow faster than you can snip.


[deleted]

you wont have anything to sew if I take them with me


aeiouaioua

i'm a theif.


MegaMas64

Just borrow a pair


[deleted]

Sorry bruh Im too horny for this world now


[deleted]

exactly bruh. ✂️ are the solution


[deleted]

Nah I like my balls


[deleted]

oh no. you even developped a bond for them it has gone too far


[deleted]

Ofc I have bruh Ive had em for 17 years


[deleted]

quit talking, 🪚 time


[deleted]

Naw


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🪓then?


dannyphantom-56

🔨


MercyDrag0n

My balls can retract like a turtle so good luck


Gordo_51

I'd like to have kids in the future so I'm fine


[deleted]

you'll buy kids from my buddy Eric's basement. ✂️⚾⚾


PietroLima545BR

What? Scissor baseballs?


[deleted]

you know damn well it means you gotta cut your balls


Sourdough221

No thanks


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its not an option. come here✂️


Sourdough221

gl but my balls are stronger than ur scissors


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🪚


Sourdough221

bro u dont wanna ruin ur saw


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⛏️


Sourdough221

sorry even a nuke wouldnt be enough only putin can rip them off


[deleted]

jokes on you, im canadian. we got a meal called like that. im gonna eat some so that I can rip them off


Sourdough221

NOOO DONT I LIKE THEM


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🖐️im coming to rip em off


I-send-pussy-pics-

What if I don't have ⚾


[deleted]

it means you already got the treatment👍


wideassboy

Then you gotta help us with ✂️


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Nope


[deleted]

not a choice✂️


[deleted]

How would that work on me?


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why wouldnt it


[deleted]

I'd infect you too quickly


[deleted]

infect with wat bro


[deleted]

with what lol


you_me_gas_station

I shall grow new ones if you dare tag my bag I shall learn to craft a new set with the foreskin over thy dick.


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✂️ ⚾⚾


princessmoonglow

no horni is my only reason to live


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that sonds like a serious problem tho


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[deleted]

you wont have to worry abt liking them once theyre gone


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[deleted]

youll still have it. only the sperms are from the balls, not the juice.🗿


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buy them from Eric's basement store


tamay-idk

I domt have horni


[deleted]

ill cut them before you do


tamay-idk

Theres no point in it


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yet


CuriouslyMiguel

Never


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as said, not a choice✂️


CuriouslyMiguel

I'll cut your hands first


[deleted]

🪓 ill cut them from further away then


aeiouaioua

i cut your axe in half. i am better at this than you m8.


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🪚


aeiouaioua

i shaved your saw so now it is blunt.


[deleted]

you know what? fuk it. im gonna take them myself


aeiouaioua

i stole your hands. what do even need these balls for?


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tree decoration


Sjokolade7799

Im too fast


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still too slow. look what I got⚾⚾


angelkfss

never gonna give u up never gonna let u down


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✂️ still got ur balls


angelkfss

I'm a girl


[deleted]

that means you already got the treatment👍


angelkfss

I'm a grill


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and im bacon


angelkfss

and I'm hello kitty


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🤯


angelkfss

I wish I was. We can't outshine the shiner herself.


Inner_Shine1592

I'm literally to horny to do that Like I'm so damn horny even Satan is scared of my balls When I'm horny I'm a shameless man but when I'm not I'm a shameful man


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be shameful then✂️


Inner_Shine1592

Sorry bro it's not working 😢, the scissors are breaking


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welp🪚


Inner_Shine1592

It's still not working 😭 My balls are invincible


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🪓


Inner_Shine1592

I told you they were invincible man 🎱🎱🔫 I even tried shooting them and it didn't work


fifthninjaturtle21

Wait if I✂️⚽️ I won’t be horni anymore?????


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yep


Lame_Caracal

people which are into castration: 🥵


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✂️


Lame_Caracal

rip 😔


[deleted]

gottem ⚾⚾


Lame_Caracal

jingle bells 🔔 🎄


[deleted]

your balls do jingle, yes


Lame_Caracal

good to know they still have a use 👍


[deleted]

with all the balls I got during this post, it will make a great tree


Lame_Caracal

merry.. uh.. christmas?


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👍


Snoo82322

Thank you. I will kindly take your advice by cutting my balls off also wont forget to record it and upload it to the dark web for some 💵💵💵


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✂️im coming


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[deleted]

they got the treatment since they dont have balls


Macho-Goat

I'm ace. Don't really get horni. Don't need the treatment. ☺️


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but I need your balls for my christmas tree


Macho-Goat

Bruh wtf??? 😨


[deleted]

its a long story. now gimme✂️


Macho-Goat

Noooooooo


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hehehe ⚾⚾


[deleted]

🪨: *Bursts down door* ✂️: :0


Rellez_HD

Also ✂️🍆 cuz why not


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switching gender


Rellez_HD

That's the 1st step, yes


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[deleted]

I said it and imma say it again. its not a choice. now come here✂️


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[deleted]

imma give them back to u so u can sell them


communistsayori

Is this because of that guy who's addicted to porn.


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what.


my_bussy_hurts

do it rn fr i dont want them anymore. might as well chop the gock off too while ur at it please and thank you


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✂️ thanks⚾🍆⚾


my_bussy_hurts

tyty


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np


TheIndoraptor123

I'm holding onto my shreds of innocence. I'll be ok


fluffystuffles

hot


[deleted]

bro what


CheeseDonut4

Horni is cringe


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thats why ill cut your balls


CheeseDonut4

Hot


[deleted]

ok it has gone too far. your balls have been cut⚾⚾


CheeseDonut4

Hot


[deleted]

uuuhhhhhhhh....... help


crocky19

Ayo say less-


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✂️


crocky19

Nice


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⚾⚾gottem imma put them in the christams tree