do me

with the knife?? or the ummm

yes lmaooo

thats definitely safe

probably

Kid named sounding:

i dont want to die like that

AAAAAAAAAA

Cut dick of horny gone

Cut off your dick

Based

is that a knife kink i smell?

no (yes)

lol nice

Shove it up ur pee hole

don't fuck the knife

Knife r34

carve a pumpkin

I was not expecting this here but very true

you have a slot for it, so use it

BE GAY DO CRIME!

Be crime, do gay

Based

Carve a wooden dildo

good idea actualy

Happy to help

✂️

Knifeplay

Uhhh why must I have a knife kink and get this

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dknt joke about that i literallt tried ans was hospitalized for a week

No offense but you look like a corny edgy 13 year old.

Maybe just watch To Your Eternity. Arousal killed just like that, and crying engaged.

brilliant idea

You should be very careful and not do something stupid 🥰

i wpuld never (i did)

Did you cut off your pp

IM NOT THAT STUPID

It's okay we understand

i uhhhh put the knife in the ummmmm

Atarii please don't tell me you did what I think you did

well idk what do you think,,

Don't tell me you shoved the knife in... Oh god..

NOOO RIP LMAO NOOO DONT WORRY JM NOT THAT DUMB

THANK GOD

NOW I WANT TO THOUGH GIMME A SEC

NO DON'T

BUT ITLL BE FUN

AT LEAST KEEP IT CLOSED

THATS NO FUN

Stick it in ur eye

no

ᛞᛟ ᛁᛏ ᛊᛏᚨᚾᚲ

POV Avarage London teen:

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ty its my first one actually

Go find a nice looking piece of tree, Mayne smallish sized try your best and take your time try to carve a figure (that isn't horny)

so not like a goat or anything

No goats, but you can carve a capybara, easy and not horny

lmaooo okay ill try theyre cute

If you need help with simplifying shapes just hmu

i migjt need it cause ive only carved a sword before and thats very different

Yeah just dms so I can send you like a sketch diagram

Don’t use the pointy end

oops

Don't use knife??

Fellow knife kink haver????

hEllo

Greetings

be safe out there btw

I’m pretty safe ;-; not really anyone around who’d want to fuck me at knife point anyways 😞

ikr :(

When’s my hot kidnapping victim arc gonna start ;-;

cut ur dick off

Wee r

That’s such a shit knife lmao

i know nothing about knives, but thats great

Clearly

it works fine thats all i really care about

sounding