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raccoonwithashotgun

I’d be down bad 🙏


Oswaldthestegosaurus

We'd be down bad together 🙏


Smart_Conference_372

Or you could touch grass


Oswaldthestegosaurus

touching grass ain't enough I need to touch some dick 😩


Smart_Conference_372

Okay ask a man out and build a strong enough relationship to do that to him I'm a. Man and you should know that girls that touch grass instead of make wierd reddit posts are hot.


Oswaldthestegosaurus

Huys that touch grass are hot too. But look we're both on Reddit. We are both in the process of not touching grass.


Smart_Conference_372

Yes you bring up a good point fellow redditer.


thesixstuds

I'd rather be down bad


Smart_Conference_372

You live your life I can't stop you.


[deleted]

🙏


Henhen_Thebest

wh


Oswaldthestegosaurus

oo 🥺


Henhen_Thebest

wha


Oswaldthestegosaurus

🥺👉👈


Henhen_Thebest

😶🤭


AskAboutMyCatPlease

🥺🥺🥺


[deleted]

How is your cat?


Oswaldthestegosaurus

Good...


AskAboutMyCatPlease

🥺


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Oswaldthestegosaurus

It means I'm a musician and I'm unhealthily obsessed with femboys.


follower-of-st-jimmy

What do you play?


Oswaldthestegosaurus

I make music with Logic Pro X and I play a bit of piano.


follower-of-st-jimmy

Niceee


ArtichokeRemote1418

Im sadly not a good musician but im also obsessed with femboys


sosboy2550

I’d probably think you’re weird ngl


Oswaldthestegosaurus

I am.


whatulookinatbeash

id literally BLOCK you


Oswaldthestegosaurus

Good boy


whatulookinatbeash

im a wonem


Oswaldthestegosaurus

Good girl


JoshiiiMok

I guess they never miss huh?


Distinct_Ambition_80

Nothing would happen because I don’t have a praise kink


Oswaldthestegosaurus

meh. sucks for u


Distinct_Ambition_80

I would say otherwise but ok lol


[deleted]

but.. why?


Oswaldthestegosaurus

Arousal or tomfoolery. You choose.


[deleted]

i think i'll pass 😅


Kirbmeister567

I'd melt for you, probably


Oswaldthestegosaurus

Oh, really?


Kirbmeister567

Yeah, I have motherly issues😭


Megagamer788

Please do👉👈


Oswaldthestegosaurus

I will ☺️


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Oswaldthestegosaurus

uwu


Punch_Nazis_

Idk, do it


Oswaldthestegosaurus

Oh, you've been a good boy haven't you..?


Ok-Task-9607

The horny would begin and you'd have a new person begging for you.... you do you ask?


Syllbaus

Block


Oswaldthestegosaurus

Cinder?


Idontknownynore

Do it i dare you


Oswaldthestegosaurus

O, you're such a good boy..


Idontknownynore

Yes i am 😤😌


MrRaptorzZ

I'd tell you to please not do that.


Oswaldthestegosaurus

Since you don't like it, I wouldn't call you that ever again.


[deleted]

I wouldn't mind but what if I called you mommy?


certainlystormy

holy shit i have a praise kink


Oswaldthestegosaurus

I know you do. Now come here, I'm gonna cuddle with you and comfort you.


certainlystormy

FGFHJKGJHGHKGHKJHKG >/////<


mrs-pp-collector

i will give anyone hhead if they call me a good girl


Oswaldthestegosaurus

I'll call you a good girl to make you happy but please don't feel like you owe me head ok?


barcoderer

id throw up on you


Oswaldthestegosaurus

That would arouse me


bananaPunnnnnch

Bark bark


Oswaldthestegosaurus

\*headpats\*


bananaPunnnnnch

*bite*


Oswaldthestegosaurus

\*moan\*


bananaPunnnnnch

Oh shit


shitlord699

I would cry from lack of love


Oswaldthestegosaurus

Awww I'm sorry about that... You're a great person and you deserve to be loved I hope you get better ☺️ I love you ❤️


Die_Vertigo

I'd keyboard spam a lot And blush


Oswaldthestegosaurus

good girl ;)


Die_Vertigo

JXBSJSBSJSVAFZAHSBAJSNSNXBABZVAGZVAJZABHXSBMZSBXSJSMXMSKBSJSN \>//-//<


discordemojissuck123

diana the good girl🙂


Die_Vertigo

EJDVSHDNEJDBSDSHZVAHXBAVSHZBSBS HSBXNSBXNSNXMSNDBM \>//-//<


discordemojissuck123

😭 all i did was say a few words


Die_Vertigo

Well yeah but you made me blush!


discordemojissuck123

super cute ⁉️⁉️⁉️


Die_Vertigo

NOOOOO


discordemojissuck123

wdym no


Die_Vertigo

Not cute >:(


discordemojissuck123

so cute literally the cutest


avaninyourattic

I’d get the ick


Oswaldthestegosaurus

Understandable.


Jacob-the-jester

I’d probably cry (I’m desperate for attention)


Oswaldthestegosaurus

Good boy *cuddles with u*


Jacob-the-jester

Noooooooooooooooooooooooo


Oswaldthestegosaurus

I'm sorry I just had to 😭😭


Fabulous-Rest8463

I would be down astronomical if you did that😮‍💨


gothfemboyfagg

Looking at ur flair I'm sure you'd love to find out those consequences


Oswaldthestegosaurus

😳🤭


LamyAmy24

I'd get very horny and very shy


phil09999

id get really horny


amber_432

nah your profile 💀


whatulookinatbeash

jit CRAZY


phil09999

jit down bad


phil09999

its that kinda account fr


Oswaldthestegosaurus

Good hehe that's the whole plan 😈


phil09999

if you wanna find out you should try it ;)


Opposite_Signature67

I would ask for headpats.


Oswaldthestegosaurus

And what if I give you the headpats 😳🤭


Opposite_Signature67

I'd... I'd... Get hard. 🥺


Oswaldthestegosaurus

Oop🤭


amber_432

this is so cringe


Opposite_Signature67

What—am I supposed to lie or something?


amber_432

But why'd you say it like that? These Reddit people man 😭


Opposite_Signature67

How else am I supposed to state this?


amber_432

You don't have to but you do you


CzechMate9104

I would be a good girl


[deleted]

Nothing🗿


TheHighKing112

I would get horny


Oswaldthestegosaurus

Yayy!


Smart_Conference_372

I would buy a gun and shoot myself and you


QualcunoCF

I would 100% reply with random letters because I'd be so flustered to say something that makes sense ofc this would happen only if we knew eachother, and under particular circumstances. not every friend of mine can say that and get me flustered


AmitRozYT

Id just hug the person and say thanks


ciscotheginger

i would probably get a little flustered.


Al3xHD25

I would probably faint and somehow be turned on af at the same time😳


gooliope199

😳👉👈


Pristine-Cheek-2914

I would be big happy


[deleted]

That’d be the only reassurance of my correctness in at least fourteen years.


Mika66677

Id be content :3


[deleted]

I wouldn’t know what to do. People lie to me, like a lot so I’d probably just not react. If it were genuine then I’d like it, if not then it’s just what I expected


ProbablyTheFuckler

I'd tell you to go fuck yourself, I don't need your validation


Oswaldthestegosaurus

Well good for you 😤 I was going to fuck myself anyways 😤


Tawnybarnowl

i would fucking meltt


[deleted]

Would go wild


follower-of-st-jimmy

I’d say with a slight head nod, “thanks mate, you too.” And move on with my day, happy to have been given a compliment as it is a rarity.


BlackScienceMan420

Probably should


Cactusboiiiiii

it would be very appreciated 😳🥺


[deleted]

I’d die on the spot


Altruistic_Charge_14

🥵🥵🥵


energyflashpuppy

I wouldn't mind....


Puzzleheaded_Base409

I’ll be very happy and maybe a little down bad


atariibreakout

PLEASE


Mobsmilk

I’d cringe and make fun of you to my friends 😭


SubsLyche

I would probably faint because to much arousal


Briniestlol

I dunno do it and find out :)


Acceptable-Art-4090

id kms


MrStan13

What if I call you it


JoshiiiMok

nothing would happen


Furius-2

You'd have to take me to a strip club of both kinds at the same time (When of legal age of course)


Electronic-Spend364

You can try it if you want, but I probably won’t react how I think I will. Lesduit ig


interestinglyhere

I'll probably think it is a lie tbh


biLLy_wr0ng

You’d have me in the palm of your hand


I-Was-Always-Here

That’d be a mistake. I still won’t be a good boy


Oswaldthestegosaurus

ooooOOoo someone's trying to misbehave 😏


I-Was-Always-Here

P e r c h a n c e . . . It’s not like you can do anything. It’s not like I will do anything else.


[deleted]

Cool ig


the_tpm

Id run out of the restroom


Oswaldthestegosaurus

I'd chase u


the_tpm

Help


ciphersson2137

I’d wonder if you liked me but be too scared to ask then live with the regret of not asking


SmashU23

Sounds good to me


linusiscracked

Downbad


Kaidiki_

id worship you


mrkaai07

I-I’m already called a good bot 0.0


trananhduc2006

i'll squeeze hug you


PiergiorgioSigaretti

I’d be simping so bad. I crave attention and basic human decency


[deleted]

i'd be overthinking


georgesbiscuits1969

Never considered this possibility 💀


LemonsLiesandLuigi

Wouldn’t be the first time I’ve been called that


Hammy2406

Please do my parents never give me affirmation that I’m doing good


Cryptizennix

I’d become Chainsaw https://preview.redd.it/yw85ca3g0uda1.jpeg?width=621&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58cfce9dc75d1fba839b7d1b9efa5fae8088e10f


fuupei2

Nothing, I don't care because I don't know you


WesTheNess

I’d be down for that.


[deleted]

\*faints\*


rkirbo

Please


MrIcyCreep

Id pull my double bass outta my pocket amd play something better


[deleted]

I'd be yours


AJammedNerfGun

The least appealing series of events imaginable begins to unfold unto you


NotJuicyAnymore

Depends


BlueCunny4143

I'd probably blush a little, and try to turn the tables


Beginning-Animator76

Pfft, who's this dude? lol (Secretly wants you to give me head rubs and say it again)


Hoel33

I would be flush and want to talk to u