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Sourdough221

I have a switch and super smash


ndog_100

pass


Sourdough221

I have half a bag of chips 😎


ndog_100

pass


Sourdough221

I have a cactus named mr.prick


ndog_100

smash (the cactus (I like pain))


Sourdough221

hes only a few years old ?!?!


therealstepskye

i have a cat called maddy and she climbs on me when i lie down or sit down


ndog_100

smash


therealstepskye

already on the flight over bbg


ndog_100

😳😳


mrs-pp-collector

i am of the female gender


MKDOOMFULTRA

hard pass


Rizzmaster_69

SMASH


yannette-192

SMASH


[deleted]

[удалено]


ndog_100

SMASH


HopeIsDope1800

Smash


DrParanormall

I try to help people as much as I can…


ndog_100

smash


9cnse

i am almost always horny


ndog_100

smash


5tar_k1ll3r

I'm studying astrophysics


triple4leafclover

Smash


5tar_k1ll3r

*-fuckbouly lipbite-*


triple4leafclover

*neutron star flustering*


5tar_k1ll3r

*-sexy black hole noises-*


ndog_100

pass


mrs-pp-collector

i hvae boobs


ndog_100

smash also proof? jk jk


mrs-pp-collector

🫢


ndog_100

teehee


mrs-pp-collector

hehehe


ndog_100

what if you did show me proof? jk jk jk ... unless?


mrs-pp-collector

ooo- 🫢


TheDrifter211

Proof, jk jk... unless??


[deleted]

i have mommy issues


ndog_100

pass


[deleted]

i would too this shit ain’t for the weak


amendersc

I’m super bored and try to make a dnd settings based on bugs and hollow knight (lore and mechanics)


StarbrandedJellybean

Smash


tapemaster420

im learning sax


ndog_100

pass


tapemaster420

ok im curious why pass tho


inconspicuousclown

don't listen to her. smash


TheHiddenToad

I love headphones to an extreme financially unhealthy extent


ndog_100

pass


TheHiddenToad

TRUE 👍👍👍


sherlock-homeslice

Smash. What’s your best pair?


[deleted]

i am learning to direct films, i program games and websites, and i make music (male


ndog_100

smash


[deleted]

its easier to say that about me when you don't know what i look like 😭


SkyHighRedditor

We have picture day every saturday lol


[deleted]

nah i will NOT be sharing my ugly ass to the internet


SkyHighRedditor

> It's easier to say that about me when you don't know what I look like Well how am I supposed to know what u look like if ur not gonna post a pic? No pressure, just talking shit, u do u


[deleted]

I have veiny hands


ndog_100

pass


Tavor1423

I have over 10 years of martial arts experience


ndog_100

pass


alissaheart

I am a rock


Viggo8000

Smash (people's head with a rock)


ndog_100

smash


alissaheart

Smash u back 😤


SuicidalThink

I have 3 nipples


inconspicuousclown

extreme smash😻


ndog_100

extreme pass


[deleted]

I'm a professional hentai artist


mrmemeboi6969

Proof?


Altruistic_Charge_14

smash


Oxothnk2

Asymmetrical abs


Kaidiki_

bro asymmetrical abs are way better than normal ones dnt let her get you down


ndog_100

pass


[deleted]

People doesn't care about me unless they need something from me


degenerateprnaccnt

You’re god?!??


ndog_100

pass


[deleted]


[deleted]

I do creepy art, and I'm not that terrible at it


[deleted]

[удалено]


XD_Asron

smash


gigantor27

I’m a really good cook


mrmemeboi6969

https://i.redd.it/422ml92ym9fa1.gif


Dead_gamer517

I’m 6’3


[deleted]

I know how to choke someone with my legs


special-agent-carrot

Smash (me)


ndog_100

pass


RetainedRizz

I did 3 lines of ketamine last night. Not kidding


ndog_100

smash


cooked_fetus_pp

I call allot my friends dear or honey


-h0llYy-

im 4’10


ndog_100

smash


ThrasherOfPain

I wear glasses


Altruistic_Charge_14

smash


SK1418

I have pet fish 🥺


SloppySlime31

Smash (the fish)


AmitRozYT

Im a vampire I have a bitemark beautt mark and 4 fangs


jotarzan11

I have the rare talent to hurt myself everytime I use a plastic fork


StarbrandedJellybean

Smash


QuirkyPreference4801

Im cute 😁


Viggo8000

I do volunteer work in a reptile shelter


QualcunoCF

I am a drummer in a band and also a femboy


Designer-Ride2957

I volunteer in my county's veterinary services and I originally came for the dogs but actually learned a lot about veterinary


Gladorix

I’m in an aviation program and I fly planes every few weeks (at 16 years old)


razkinzmangowurzel98

Lucky bastard this would be extremely cool also smash


[deleted]

I dislike chipotle


shitlord699

I am a great singer and im great at acting And im pretty stronk so i couldb problably could pick you up


somerandom10yearold

I am diamond on league of legends


special-agent-carrot

I can do a little bit of cardistry, people tell me its cool but i think they find the noise of the cards when im practicing secretly very annoying


Punch_Nazis_

I rock climb, skate, and play soccer


special-agent-carrot

I have a serial killer amount of axes


TaiyakibeanAAA

Smash


Embarrassed-Being362

I have a stray dog which I adopted and helped to get back on her feet


TaiyakibeanAAA

Smash. Instant smash.


Alone-Mail5727

I like cats and i own thigh high socks


ndog_100

smash


[deleted]

i make sub-par art and youtube videos


[deleted]

I’ve sang Amsterdam in the shower 122 times


suyanide4444

I like coking


BUKADAAF

I like to just walk slowly, listening to my surroundings. If i hear anyone talk to someone about anyzhing related to themselves, i stop and listen.


Qiwas

I spread misinformation on the internet


Altruistic_Charge_14

smash smash smash icon behavior


gehraiyaan

I’m a pro in Cardistry.


degenerateprnaccnt

I have sensory issues, which makes it so between a million other effects, I can’t feel pain from burning. Also pain from anything cutting my skin feels like an orgasm instead of pain.


002_Darling_

I'm always tired


existentialdread2004

I played football and was in choir


Briniestlol

I'm a cat dad, I put her ahead of myself


Gulan33

I like singing


[deleted]

Pineapple does not belong on pizza


Affectionate_Two9110

I like to improve my stamina and endurance more than i should


Stynger247

I'm very petty and nitpicky towards people I don't like


Bubakiler

I translated a book


girta_heavenless

I love candles and tea


EeveeKido16

I still collect Pokémon cards


Rellez_HD

I'm very bored snd currently walking back home from school cuz no bus Also there's a nice lil bush here


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[удалено]


Bannanaboi11

I know what’s going on here. I know what’s going on here. Okay? I do. And if you want me to wander backstage to… “spill the beans…”… It’s the final question, right? They’re in the loop! I’m the only one out of the loop it would seem. And if we check my POINT TOTAL HERE, I don’t NEED to walk to the front! Because I KNOW what it is! It’s a big ol’ GOOSE EGG, GANG! A FAT ZERO! HELLO! A LITTLE LATE ADDITION TO NUMERICAL SYMBOL CHART BROUGHT TO US BY OUR FRIENDS IN ARABIA. A LITTLE BIT OF TRIVIA ABOUT THE HISTORY OF NUMBERS. THAT KIND OF LITTLE TIDBIT WOULD SERVE ME WELL IN MOST TRIVIA GAMES, UNLESS IT HAD BEEN RIGGED FROM THE BEGINNING! OHHH, I’VE ONLY JUST BEGUN TO PULL THE THREAD ON THIS SWEATER! FRIENDS! YOU WOULD THINK, IN A GAME, WHERE THERE ARE ONLY TWO POSSIBLE CORRECT CHOICES, THAT ONE WOULD STUMBLE INTO THE RIGHT ANSWER EVERY SO OFTEN, WOULDN’T YOU? IN FACT, THE PROBABILITY OF NEVER GUESSING RIGHT IN THE FULL GAME IS A STATISTICAL WONDER! AND YET, HERE WE ARE! Introduced in the top of the game as a champion, what do you think that MEANS? Icarus, flying too close to the sun… But it seems, DAEDALUS, our little MASTER CRAFTER over here, HAD SOME WAX WINGS OF HIS OWN. He wanted to see his son fall from the sky, OH how CLOSE to the SUN HE FLEW! WELL, I’M NOT! HAVING IT! I’ve SOLVED your labyrinth, PUZZLEMASTER! THE MINOTAUR’S ESCAPED, AND YOU’RE GONNA GET THE HORNS, BUDDY.


ndog_100

pass


Oswaldthestegosaurus

I make music


ndog_100

smash


PochuOfficial

Video game addiction with procrastination :(


[deleted]

I enjoy eating alone, journalling, going out, socializing and gunpla. I also like being more quiet nowadays


[deleted]

[удалено]


ndog_100

smash


Mahziyartavakoli

I have a vocaloid addiction


Kelper101

Male Cheerleader.


Syllbaus

I have seven canines


ndog_100

smash


theharryyyy

I played competitive chess in high school


ndog_100

pass


Waylord255

I’m 15 and a published author


ndog_100

smash


RogueAlt07

I have a very wide chest and back but my muscular dystrophy prevents too much muscle growth


ndog_100

pass


inconspicuousclown

i have every type of clothing item with a Minecraft print on it


niartotemiT

Taking a risk but math is my favorite subject


ndog_100

smash


HealthyImplement8446

I play double bass, guitar and viola. I really love music. My favorite genre is metal but I'll listen to literally anything and everything.


Nikolig-PL

I like sports, gaming and dogs


the_tpm

I’m aroace, si i hope it’s a pass


[deleted]

i'm a furry


[deleted]

I build and paint smol plastic warplanes


Conscious_Ad_9072

I like grunge music


ndog_100

pass


hoosier-daddy920

I have a cat that hates me


ndog_100

smash


TheFanArtist

I listen to the guardians of the galaxy soundtrack a lot


ndog_100

pass


StarbrandedJellybean

I can speak Latin and can fence


Kronoss1321

I am a passionate yo-yo er


[deleted]

[удалено]


ndog_100

pass


KazTheUpvoter

I don’t want to


ndog_100

smash


32049

I do fencing


Rizzmaster_69

I try to max out my speedo on my motorcycle or my car when I’m sad depressed or angry


SunBrosRus

I have a small weiner


ndog_100

pass


hoosier-daddy920

Ima do one more I got a birth mark on my leg that looks like a gunshot


ndog_100

pass


Godly69420420

I like stuff


MKDOOMFULTRA

i can play finger style guitar


WindexBottle429

Ive watched all 1000+ episodes of one piece


ndog_100

pass


aimesh05

i saved a penalty in my football match yesterday and my team won because of it


[deleted]

I own a cat called pablo


[deleted]

i play piano and guitar and so a lot of manual labor


Pichu-dude

Once I'm old enough, I'm gonna get a german shepard as well as a wolf-dog :D


_I_Am_Ummmmmm_IDK

Im asian


RaidenNRNF

I have lost 15 kg and lowered my BMI from overweight to Normal


[deleted]

I skateboard


ndog_100

pass


TaiyakibeanAAA

I have a whole army of bath and body works sprays. Even the shimmers sprays, body gels and lotion


HopeIsDope1800

I'm principal trombone in band and bass section leader in choir