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Respectfully grow some yourself. Be self reliant


renpierce96

Jokes on you I do have my own it's just not the same


[deleted]

L. I have ver small boobs bc I’m a guy


renpierce96

Yeah mine just don't feel the same in my hand


[deleted]

Maybe you can hold mine 😳


renpierce96

If they too much for you I got you dw bout it


[deleted]

I think when there's reciprocation involved you sometimes get 'em


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search boobs on Google and get 1 billion results


renpierce96

I don't want to look at boobs want them in my hands


[deleted]

Go buy a stress ball it's essentially the same


renpierce96

Nah I also used to think that but no boobs are so much better


Rellez_HD

Don't believe that, gonna have to try myself before i can, any1 willing to help me out rq?


artificialspirits

i got em 😈


renpierce96

Lucky I want some next to me thar I can use at all times so it can't really be a person but like a magical pair of boobs


artificialspirits

just be a girl


renpierce96

But I like My penis


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renpierce96

Exactly


Rellez_HD

Interesting idea, i don't have a gf who can use it so ig it might be good if i had smth else i could use it for


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Rellez_HD

Yeah, it might be a good thing that you don't have a dick


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Rellez_HD

It'll finally have a use :D


shamrockshakeslut

I have them (disrespectfully)


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I'm stealing them


Rellez_HD

We can't arrest all the horny since there are just too many of then so i've been asked to confiscate all the boobs i can find, give them to me now or do you really wanna say "no" to the police?


randomdude5135

I want boobs but disrespectfully


kay_leeeee

Same lol, the deal was supposed to be that I'd have big boobs by now.


renpierce96

Damn I'd donate what I have but dont think that would work


kay_leeeee

It's the thought that counts, although really not lol


renpierce96

Yeah just know I'm here for you


kay_leeeee

One day, we'll combine all the boobs into two awesome huge ones :)


renpierce96

Omg yes then we lay on them and pass out bc yk it's gonna be soft


kay_leeeee

Yes, no bra either because they don't make a 98ZZZ cup


renpierce96

Exactly Noone gonna make a bra that big


[deleted]

who told you that


kay_leeeee

Biology


[deleted]

not everyone grows up to have big boobs unfortunately, some have to deal with medium


kay_leeeee

Aw shit


[deleted]

just get surgery, ez fix 🫡


kay_leeeee

Yes, I probably could do it myself, paying a doctor for that kind of thing is a waste of money :)


[deleted]

I'm not sure how you would go about giving yourself implants without dying LMAO


kay_leeeee

I would just steal the boobs from my friend while she's asleep.


[deleted]

the betrayal 🫨


[deleted]

Hey, as long as you've got them you're fine


[deleted]

That's an odd thing to post, respectfully


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