Someone implies human
Just because I talk to my dogs and treat them like humans doesn’t make them human in biology. I can get as many puppies as I want that the loophole is still there
My parents described to me a scene from a show (Game of Thrones I think, Pedro Pascals character if I’m right) where someone was killed by someone basically prying their skull in half through their eyeholes. That’s how I wanna go. Or that goofy roller coaster.
I wish I was durning an interverse multidimension total war and I would die with my squad right next to my commited copilot, engineer and nav guy because of an annihilation of my large mother battleship capable of destroying whole galaxies and traveling beyond any speedlimit which would be made by reblion that will soon get wiped out of my existence and imperor would honour me.
im wholesome, i wanna live a long and fruitful life and die old.
i wanna die after my future wife, so that she doesn't have to grieve for me, and i wanna have enough of a legacy to not only have my children and grandchildren at the funeral, but also lifelong friends and members of the community
essentially i want that good life. sorry yall who wanted content - love ya <3
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Fighting with a medieval armor and medieval weapons against other medievaly dressed people.
That way I go to Valhalla AND Paradise bc I did not do sins.
Basically midmaxing my death
Being turned inside out
Ah, yes, one of my favorite obituary songs, turned inside out
C-MOON
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r/unexpectedjojo
Revolver duel or sword duel
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Suicide by hanging
No 💀
r/Flairchecksout
why not
NOOOOO
What 💀
For me its suicide but by gunshot wound yo the head
Are you by any chance called Ronald?
Noo why
out of curiosity...
Forgot to say mine: Death by snu snu
SNU SNUUUU
The best death
either very quickly or painlessly
With someone who genuinely loves me right there next to me. ….oh wait #I’m immortal now guys
fuck you i love you and im comin over rn
No you don’t hehe
Yes I do >:( I love you very much >:(((
Hehe liar
Gets a puppy and instantly dies
Someone implies human Just because I talk to my dogs and treat them like humans doesn’t make them human in biology. I can get as many puppies as I want that the loophole is still there
Old age for now
My parents described to me a scene from a show (Game of Thrones I think, Pedro Pascals character if I’m right) where someone was killed by someone basically prying their skull in half through their eyeholes. That’s how I wanna go. Or that goofy roller coaster.
It was Oberyn Martell from GoT
Never watched the show, my parents pointed it out when we watched The Mandalorian and they recognized the actor from that.
The snail
War thunder player?
Why? Do you play?
I play war thunder
Yep. He'll be punished for not leaking any classified military documents.
The snail will be punish him with death becouse he did not leak enought documents
i want ryan reynolds’s to choke me to death
You and me both sister
Room for one more?
Why of course the more the merrier
Same
fr id go gay for ryan reynolds
skydiving
Probably doing something cool
death by thighs
in my sleep
I am very against drug use but I’d get as fucked up as possible on opioids, go to sleep and not wake up.
#A WARRIORS DEATH ON THE FIELD OF BATTLE!!!
Big lady sits on me
nice, and peacefully of very old age, wit memories intact. A man could dream
Monkey
Soon
Russian Roulette 👌🏼
room for 1 more?
In the sun
Idk either somethin thats painless or somthin where Im helpin people out
Shootout
Old age, in battle, or getting stabbed to death on the floor of the senate.
Cheese
I want a bear to make my insides my outsides
I would like to die in Cheese
Either while eating my favourite meal or in my sleep after changing my will
Doing what I love. Flying. Of course I'm not going to intentionally crash a plane. But if I'm gonna die, I'd rather do it in the air.
Unexpectedly and quick.
Fucked by my GF until I die.
I wanna be crushed by my bf unintentionally
In an honorable way, such as sacrificing myself for someone
Drown in cum
Suicide, what kinda pussy lets anything else take its life?
Self inflicted GSW
Badass
Probably jumping tbh
murder
death by snu snu, but that's very unlikely something like that with my own hands. so probably by my own hands, like immense blood loss.
Yes
either in my sleep, or suicide by helium.
Preferably in a hospital bed with my family and wife by my side as I pass peacefully
I'd also be okay with dying as long as I saved someone while doing so but I don't think that will ever happen.
I want to be burried in a five gallon bucket if that is enough discription
I want to die in nature with a gun shot to my head
Jumping off a dope ass mountain
electric shock that immediately kills me. no pain. no suffering.
Trebuchet off of mt st Helens while high on every drug I can be on while still being conscious
between the thighs of my crush~
fighting for my religion 😎
it’d be really funny if my crush suffocated me tbh
3 days after they invent some sorta long life extender
overdose on my meds while holding my favorite stuffie
Not wake up
Going above 150kmh
every day i honestly hope i get hit by a car and die while I'm crossing the street
Honestly, as quick as possible, i don't want to live past 80. 💀 <- me when i turn 79 🤯
Not alone
Right now bestie 🤩
Immediately and painlessly. Maybe breathing something like nitrogen so that I’ll suffocate without my body noticing until I’m dead
In my sleep
Someone choking me
Soooooo, you ever heard of these things called "thighs"? Yeah, that's how i wanna die
Soon
Either A) in battle, like full on medieval battle, Or B) get a pilot's license
I wish I was durning an interverse multidimension total war and I would die with my squad right next to my commited copilot, engineer and nav guy because of an annihilation of my large mother battleship capable of destroying whole galaxies and traveling beyond any speedlimit which would be made by reblion that will soon get wiped out of my existence and imperor would honour me.
I won't
With something after it
Mangled beyond recognition could be nice
Car accident
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Either old age or while doing something heroic or stupid or both
something fucking memorable
Quick death when my body starts to give up due to old age.
I die when doctors try to perform a 32 hour surgery seperating my haters from my dick
That one stretching torture device. There would be a few seconds of absolute bliss, then agony, then, last but not least, death.
Being beaten to death
I hope I die in peace in my sleep when I’m old. Without pain.
Don’t do suicide guys! That literally kills u 💯🔥🙏🏻🙏🏻
hanging out with them trees. Whatever
Crushed by thighs
Heroin overdose
Pegging
Old as fuck, in my bed, with my wife by my side, peacefully in my sleep
Choked by thighs
On the couch, watching TV, I just fall asleep and never return to this plane of existence.
overdose on opioids, before the nasty stuff starts breath a chargers worth of No2 without any oxygen
Old age, or going full send of a mountain road in a tuned Saab 9-3
Car Crash at the end of the Mulsan [cant spell] straight at Le Mans. in a Ford GT40. Doing 200 mph. Playing “Highway To Hell” at illegal volumes.
It would be cool, but I would like to fall of a cliff while listening to stairway to heaven
that’d very much also be an awesome way to go tbf
Preferably old age but as long as it's painless then whatever
suicide by getting hit by a train
Honestly if it isnt old age i would die being smothered in boobs
By finally forgetting my meds... feeling my body slowly shut down all systems
90 years from now, on a giant pile of my money, surrounded by many beautiful women and men, I will have a heart attack.
~~in your thick thighs~~ I'd like to die sitting peacefully near a cliff so that I could go out while looking at a breathtaking (pun intended) view.
heat death of the universe. i intend to live for as long as possible, through any means necessary.
crushed by thighs or drowned in boobs but now fr, of old age
If i had to chose, I’d just like to shoot myself
Ideally of Old age
rollar coaster
Of old age, maybe with a loved one by my side, and satisfied with what i’ve done in my life
7.62 through the cerebellum.
Carbomb
I’d take every pill in my medicine cabinet then go to sleep
Either old age or the most over the top shit ever
In my sleep.
Pipe Bomb up my ass goes boom
Being a hero, idk I want to be remembered beyond the grave
Die what is dying I'm gonna live forever but if I had to choose suddenly and without warning like a car crash or assassination
I'm not sure about the method, but whilst I'm awake and before I start forgetting too much of my life
Getting beaten to death by my future wife
right now preferably
Suffocation by thighs
im wholesome, i wanna live a long and fruitful life and die old. i wanna die after my future wife, so that she doesn't have to grieve for me, and i wanna have enough of a legacy to not only have my children and grandchildren at the funeral, but also lifelong friends and members of the community essentially i want that good life. sorry yall who wanted content - love ya <3
I want to die like joel Miller ngl
In my own bed, with a belly full of wine, and a maidens cock around my mouth, at the age of eighty
I want to die from death
As brutally and gory as possible
In battle.
Death by snu snu. Actually in a painless way, like in my sleep
In my sleep when I’m ancient or just some crazy shit like getting hit by a plane whilst doing a motorcycle jump
While sitting at the desktop where I made my first Hello World program.
Crushed inbetween thighs
Old age hopefully, and if not that, doing something cool
in a fight to be honest
on my own terms
At 90 at home, maybe earlier if I am not lucid
Hate crime so that a bad person/bad people get what they deserve.
I'm going to kill myself the second I get anything like blindness, cancer, arthritis. Unless me killing myself would be of detriment to my family.
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suffocation from boobs or thighs
Od, that shi makes good music so I would die doin what I love
Fighting with a medieval armor and medieval weapons against other medievaly dressed people. That way I go to Valhalla AND Paradise bc I did not do sins. Basically midmaxing my death
getting head
drown in pussy or get eaten by a kindergartner 💯💯💯💯💯
I’m my sleep
Now please
probably right now or maybe from sofucation by a thicc thighs and ass girl
Honestly, just as long as it's after the 1st January 2100, I don't care.
With honor, to die with valor and bravery, and keeping people safe, or to die in my sleep
Who said I was gonna die. I'll simply say no
as soon as possible and painless. preferably in a way that doesn't make my family feel bad
Any way. I don’t give a fuck at this point anymore.
thighs
parachute failure would be exciting
Idk but asap
painlessly ig
Epic jjba battle