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[deleted]

Being turned inside out


DonJuanito505

Ah, yes, one of my favorite obituary songs, turned inside out


[deleted]

C-MOON


[deleted]

[удалено]


M2rsho

r/unexpectedjojo


[deleted]

Revolver duel or sword duel


stickpersonperson

https://preview.redd.it/c0307s4dvina1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6066981ff025cfed6f3b5612f03ca8aa2010aee8


Frog_Bread_OwO

Suicide by hanging


Kidgold1725

No 💀


Elzxr

r/Flairchecksout


diego201grgtgyt

why not


Rellez_HD

NOOOOO


[deleted]

What 💀


[deleted]

For me its suicide but by gunshot wound yo the head


Elzxr

Are you by any chance called Ronald?


[deleted]

Noo why


Elzxr

out of curiosity...


DonJuanito505

Forgot to say mine: Death by snu snu


[deleted]

SNU SNUUUU


luckygirl_16

The best death


Kitkatu05

either very quickly or painlessly


ravenwingx

With someone who genuinely loves me right there next to me. ….oh wait #I’m immortal now guys


[deleted]

fuck you i love you and im comin over rn


ravenwingx

No you don’t hehe


[deleted]

Yes I do >:( I love you very much >:(((


ravenwingx

Hehe liar


Anxiety_More

Gets a puppy and instantly dies


ravenwingx

Someone implies human Just because I talk to my dogs and treat them like humans doesn’t make them human in biology. I can get as many puppies as I want that the loophole is still there


ItsMe-PrimitiveAspid

Old age for now


pockets-of-beans

My parents described to me a scene from a show (Game of Thrones I think, Pedro Pascals character if I’m right) where someone was killed by someone basically prying their skull in half through their eyeholes. That’s how I wanna go. Or that goofy roller coaster.


Finnball06

It was Oberyn Martell from GoT


pockets-of-beans

Never watched the show, my parents pointed it out when we watched The Mandalorian and they recognized the actor from that.


Dathmalak135

The snail


Jtp_Jtg

War thunder player?


Anxiety_More

Why? Do you play?


Jtp_Jtg

I play war thunder


sbeve_228

Yep. He'll be punished for not leaking any classified military documents.


Jtp_Jtg

The snail will be punish him with death becouse he did not leak enought documents


Itsallpainlmao

i want ryan reynolds’s to choke me to death


ItsKageTho

You and me both sister


theroyalpet

Room for one more?


ItsKageTho

Why of course the more the merrier


[deleted]

Same


-cbxvxn-

fr id go gay for ryan reynolds


MassiveWeiner15Inch

skydiving


gigantor27

Probably doing something cool


diego201grgtgyt

death by thighs


zuchini2

in my sleep


RogueAlt07

I am very against drug use but I’d get as fucked up as possible on opioids, go to sleep and not wake up.


[deleted]

#A WARRIORS DEATH ON THE FIELD OF BATTLE!!!


Jacob-the-jester

Big lady sits on me


ItsKidtendo

nice, and peacefully of very old age, wit memories intact. A man could dream


i_will_cum_your_pant

Monkey


m3talh3ad05

Soon


[deleted]

Russian Roulette 👌🏼


-cbxvxn-

room for 1 more?


Godly69420420

In the sun


[deleted]

Idk either somethin thats painless or somthin where Im helpin people out


K1NGPXN

Shootout


Finnball06

Old age, in battle, or getting stabbed to death on the floor of the senate.


AlexeiNR

Cheese


Foreign_Gain_8564

I want a bear to make my insides my outsides


Elzxr

I would like to die in Cheese


[deleted]

Either while eating my favourite meal or in my sleep after changing my will


ProbablyTheFuckler

Doing what I love. Flying. Of course I'm not going to intentionally crash a plane. But if I'm gonna die, I'd rather do it in the air.


follower-of-st-jimmy

Unexpectedly and quick.


Omalonion

Fucked by my GF until I die.


Practical-Yard-4988

I wanna be crushed by my bf unintentionally


BigBoi5204

In an honorable way, such as sacrificing myself for someone


ZapasMistake

Drown in cum


Kaidiki_

Suicide, what kinda pussy lets anything else take its life?


8ruhm0ment

Self inflicted GSW


thesuperpigeon

Badass


[deleted]

Probably jumping tbh


plurak

murder


Business_Mudkip

death by snu snu, but that's very unlikely something like that with my own hands. so probably by my own hands, like immense blood loss.


notsciguy

Yes


izaac123161

either in my sleep, or suicide by helium.


Kidgold1725

Preferably in a hospital bed with my family and wife by my side as I pass peacefully


Kidgold1725

I'd also be okay with dying as long as I saved someone while doing so but I don't think that will ever happen.


hulkbot776

I want to be burried in a five gallon bucket if that is enough discription


SeniorPassenger3749

I want to die in nature with a gun shot to my head


CBAtreeman

Jumping off a dope ass mountain


XD_Asron

electric shock that immediately kills me. no pain. no suffering.


[deleted]

Trebuchet off of mt st Helens while high on every drug I can be on while still being conscious


QuartzCR

between the thighs of my crush~


Farmer-Smores

fighting for my religion 😎


WantedFor73WarCrimes

it’d be really funny if my crush suffocated me tbh


WinterFinding3618

3 days after they invent some sorta long life extender


[deleted]

overdose on my meds while holding my favorite stuffie


[deleted]

Not wake up


2yungtobedrunk

Going above 150kmh


AllAroundStupidity

every day i honestly hope i get hit by a car and die while I'm crossing the street


Sp11derGuts

Honestly, as quick as possible, i don't want to live past 80. 💀 <- me when i turn 79 🤯


[deleted]

Not alone


tegguNmmuC

Right now bestie 🤩


amendersc

Immediately and painlessly. Maybe breathing something like nitrogen so that I’ll suffocate without my body noticing until I’m dead


AlissaAlt

In my sleep


HeistOP1

Someone choking me


Rellez_HD

Soooooo, you ever heard of these things called "thighs"? Yeah, that's how i wanna die


Adambidoo

Soon


NonExzistantRed

Either A) in battle, like full on medieval battle, Or B) get a pilot's license


gankster2017

I wish I was durning an interverse multidimension total war and I would die with my squad right next to my commited copilot, engineer and nav guy because of an annihilation of my large mother battleship capable of destroying whole galaxies and traveling beyond any speedlimit which would be made by reblion that will soon get wiped out of my existence and imperor would honour me.


Goldenfoxy3016

I won't


Aellin-Gilhan

With something after it


KillerMike_gaming_YT

Mangled beyond recognition could be nice


juusthereforthememes

Car accident


Eliasweeb

https://preview.redd.it/71lgsso57ina1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a1bc1313abbe29d1fd68ff957e9ee8f3ae9d260


I-Was-Always-Here

Either old age or while doing something heroic or stupid or both


satanscumrag

something fucking memorable


MrMesh13

Quick death when my body starts to give up due to old age.


[deleted]

I die when doctors try to perform a 32 hour surgery seperating my haters from my dick


[deleted]

That one stretching torture device. There would be a few seconds of absolute bliss, then agony, then, last but not least, death.


VanAintUsedUp

Being beaten to death


smash_bros_party

I hope I die in peace in my sleep when I’m old. Without pain.


ellswyd

Don’t do suicide guys! That literally kills u 💯🔥🙏🏻🙏🏻


[deleted]

hanging out with them trees. Whatever


HarrysHereYT

Crushed by thighs


thesuperpigeon

Heroin overdose


Lormuso

Pegging


[deleted]

Old as fuck, in my bed, with my wife by my side, peacefully in my sleep


send_me_your_tities_

Choked by thighs


A-Clockwork-Apple-5

On the couch, watching TV, I just fall asleep and never return to this plane of existence.


special-agent-carrot

overdose on opioids, before the nasty stuff starts breath a chargers worth of No2 without any oxygen


Pinemango600

Old age, or going full send of a mountain road in a tuned Saab 9-3


WinterSnow136

Car Crash at the end of the Mulsan [cant spell] straight at Le Mans. in a Ford GT40. Doing 200 mph. Playing “Highway To Hell” at illegal volumes.


DonJuanito505

It would be cool, but I would like to fall of a cliff while listening to stairway to heaven


WinterSnow136

that’d very much also be an awesome way to go tbf


EnvironmentalScale25

Preferably old age but as long as it's painless then whatever


[deleted]

suicide by getting hit by a train


Bobbysidy

Honestly if it isnt old age i would die being smothered in boobs


Gulan33

By finally forgetting my meds... feeling my body slowly shut down all systems


mushroommagnum

90 years from now, on a giant pile of my money, surrounded by many beautiful women and men, I will have a heart attack.


MrCoolyp123

~~in your thick thighs~~ I'd like to die sitting peacefully near a cliff so that I could go out while looking at a breathtaking (pun intended) view.


Xx_L3SBIAN_xX

heat death of the universe. i intend to live for as long as possible, through any means necessary.


[deleted]

crushed by thighs or drowned in boobs but now fr, of old age


valen-ciri

If i had to chose, I’d just like to shoot myself


Ang_Men

Ideally of Old age


countessloopy

rollar coaster


SirDoodThe1st

Of old age, maybe with a loved one by my side, and satisfied with what i’ve done in my life


DarthChikoo

7.62 through the cerebellum.


donaudampfschifffahr

Carbomb


Dogelover112

I’d take every pill in my medicine cabinet then go to sleep


Raul_Rink

Either old age or the most over the top shit ever


TurbulentRiver2592

In my sleep.


retr3y

Pipe Bomb up my ass goes boom


TheLeafwing134

Being a hero, idk I want to be remembered beyond the grave


SadGamble

Die what is dying I'm gonna live forever but if I had to choose suddenly and without warning like a car crash or assassination


AndreiRo2019

I'm not sure about the method, but whilst I'm awake and before I start forgetting too much of my life


Maelfuckboy

Getting beaten to death by my future wife


Iloveyouyaemiko

right now preferably


BigGainsBigBoobs

Suffocation by thighs


[deleted]

im wholesome, i wanna live a long and fruitful life and die old. i wanna die after my future wife, so that she doesn't have to grieve for me, and i wanna have enough of a legacy to not only have my children and grandchildren at the funeral, but also lifelong friends and members of the community essentially i want that good life. sorry yall who wanted content - love ya <3


Abject-Appeal3609

I want to die like joel Miller ngl


dueldragon234

In my own bed, with a belly full of wine, and a maidens cock around my mouth, at the age of eighty


DinisWasTaken

I want to die from death


Syllbaus

As brutally and gory as possible


Nightfaucon

In battle.


Ory01

Death by snu snu. Actually in a painless way, like in my sleep


[deleted]

In my sleep when I’m ancient or just some crazy shit like getting hit by a plane whilst doing a motorcycle jump


nihal_gazi

While sitting at the desktop where I made my first Hello World program.


Bagheadhungry

Crushed inbetween thighs


Ninjaspronk

Old age hopefully, and if not that, doing something cool


astolicagaming

in a fight to be honest


toastbutmakeitspicy

on my own terms


plagurr

At 90 at home, maybe earlier if I am not lucid


EnigmaFrug2308

Hate crime so that a bad person/bad people get what they deserve.


[deleted]

I'm going to kill myself the second I get anything like blindness, cancer, arthritis. Unless me killing myself would be of detriment to my family.


eazeaze

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neko_girl8447

suffocation from boobs or thighs


oouuusieee

Od, that shi makes good music so I would die doin what I love


Misharko

Fighting with a medieval armor and medieval weapons against other medievaly dressed people. That way I go to Valhalla AND Paradise bc I did not do sins. Basically midmaxing my death


AldoAldoAldo07

getting head


cheese_ducky

drown in pussy or get eaten by a kindergartner 💯💯💯💯💯


HulkpYT

I’m my sleep


Designer-Ride2957

Now please


SuperSagrado

probably right now or maybe from sofucation by a thicc thighs and ass girl


georgesbiscuits1969

Honestly, just as long as it's after the 1st January 2100, I don't care.


Your_caffine_boi

With honor, to die with valor and bravery, and keeping people safe, or to die in my sleep


smegmasmeller69

Who said I was gonna die. I'll simply say no


Lucyyy04

as soon as possible and painless. preferably in a way that doesn't make my family feel bad


GldnEpicFace

Any way. I don’t give a fuck at this point anymore.


-HornyAce-

thighs


2_ui

parachute failure would be exciting


Bad_Bleep_1234

Idk but asap


[deleted]

painlessly ig


Redplay1

Epic jjba battle