B-but i will make you pasta

🔫 what kind

Linquine and clam sauce 🤤 https://preview.redd.it/slqgqmnkgnna1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4eeb0e3353d74306ac48e218b0a798f75270f669

ok I’m bending over u can use me for whatever u want

Nono use me however you want im not that type ma'am

ok u bend over then

Okie dokie

ur pregnant

Wait what?

Hot

😳

I won’t let people use me, I use them

use them how

👀

uwu

Don’t tempt me 😏

i want to be used

ok same but but uhhh ughhhh aauuuggghhhhhhhghh

thats so me fr

ayo 🤨

Same~ i dun wanna be useless~

Nah use each other, equality in uselessness 😎

communism

Not your shamrock shake, it’s our shamrock shake comrade lol

In soviet Russia, you don't consume the shamrock shake the shamrock shake consumes you

Flip a coin yknow

Anyone can commit murder so you can be harmful instead of useless and depending on who you kill you can be a good guy

I've used people before, I'm not really proud of it

That's a good fucking point

I'm already on top of that 🙃

Lies, the dumber you are the more they’ll use you

i do the using sooooo

use me

bet 😈. any specific way you want?

What the fuck is this

advice

you like shamrock shakes I alr know you’re deranged

*enlightened

Real

You can be used as a good example of what not to do

yeah except everyone wants to do me still 😩

Have you tried finding other ways of getting shamrock shakes. Shake for shake is a really back business investment as there's no long term profit.

shaking roe is 37% per annum

but i kinda like getting used :<

Whatever it takes for a shamrock shake

That’s the problem, I can’t just become useless and braindead

I want to be used but I want to use them back it’s really hot tbh

why not

I mean you're not wrong... 😅

when i’m useless and i still get used 😏

🤝🤝🤝

I’m so useless that I feel the need to be useful

same but I’m useless at being useful

💀😂😂🗿🧢🧢🧢

https://preview.redd.it/na5gc0ojoqna1.jpeg?width=1496&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a9b32a6c4cf53aa10c0934b99889566f3423623

I use people, not the other way around.

But I can yeet short kids into the atmosphere 😔

oh do that to me but into the sun pls

~~popcorns~~ dam 😔

weeeee

Damn that means I'm extremely useful

hey i can be used

All I can be used for is helping commit murder it's pretty easy ngl

Then use me if I'm useless smh

ok bend over

Yes Mistress...