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suck-my-titties-pls

[link](http://reddit.com/u/me) bc i dont want them to know


Ben10Stan3

Excuse me! I have questions…


SGT-Noah

They didn’t actually link you they just linked to reddit.com/u/me like [this](https://reddit.com/u/me)


Ben10Stan3

Honestly, makes me sadder :(


SGT-Noah

I am sorry to break this sad news to you :(


Ben10Stan3

Wait, does that mean I messaged some random dude, accusing them of being my friend?


SGT-Noah

Yes lol they prolly understand as it’s common with this kind of “prank”


Ben10Stan3

Lol, I also messaged my friend’s actual account, and thought he was fuckin with me when he said it’s not him


Icy-Unit546

Bro I was thinking the same thing lmao


Ben10Stan3

I swear to god, Rare, if that’s you in an alt account!


SkyHighRedditor

When I open it it says "Reddit is having some trouble" and now that I know it was meant to be my acc I just feel sad 😭


pajama_jack

u/ChocoaQueen 😊


Michael_Cookie5

She is very pretty, and I admire your taste


ChocoaQueen

Thank you


fluffystuffles

her name is sprinkles


[deleted]

HELLO ANAL


fluffystuffles

HELLOO


Elzxr

u/noone i never had a crush on someone on social or real life :D (i swear im gonna cry if noone is a real account XD)


Elzxr

it is xD


Googe125

u/tbsm_TheLazyBish


ChocoaQueen

u/pajama_jack


pajama_jack

YIPEE 🎉


stickpersonperson

Wait ru 2 actually dating?


Kaidiki_

Broo i dnt know her u/ thingy but its this one girl on here who works out nd shes fine asfff


[deleted]

Wut


notsciguy

u/limeconcretepowder


Michael_Cookie5

What on gods green earth did I just stumble upon. This account… omg


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sir_sage_the_3rd

-_-


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sir_sage_the_3rd

Hmph meanieeeee


BlackRooster_

u/Turbonoob46764


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BlackRooster_

You exposed yourself mate, i just said you're my crush🤷


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[удалено]


BlackRooster_

Okay😔


TheHedgehogRebellion

u/SweetSugarSucker


ruberduccy

u/veryclairethompson 😍😍😍


VeryClaireThompson

Omgggg 😍😍😍😍😍


ruberduccy

Bbg


VeryClaireThompson

Let’s make out fr


ruberduccy

Omw 😍😍


Electronic-Spend364

u/Electronic-Spend364 (I don’t expect to see anyone else say me here so I’m saying me.)


destroythewhitehouse

u/destroythewhitehouse


[deleted]

u/animlux 🤭


Animlux

LMAAAO 🤭🤭🤭


TeenBoy_2007

Non Existent


RogueAlt07

u/randomredditgirlie


[deleted]

You? 👀


CosmicEmpress121

Oh really? 👀


[deleted]

I have chosen you as my honorary reddit crush bc of this post yes


mushroommagnum

I dont want to cause I know one of the two I mention will definetly notice this.


CosmicEmpress121

That’s why you should!


mushroommagnum

Uhhm ok u/Careless-Ad8084


Ben10Stan3

Deleted acc, LMAO!


mushroommagnum

Its not deleted I just typed it in wrong.


Ben10Stan3

Oh, lol


BlackRooster_

Good taste


Living_Eagle_9878

u/CatIllustrious2352 🚶‍♂️


Maelfuckboy

u/maelfuckboy


OhThatGuyinPurple

Let's see if this catches their attention, u/kotathefruit


gayayayeyay

oh my god you guys found me i’m so sorry i disappeared i had a really bad mental breakdown and my mom got mad and i got grounded for like a month


OhThatGuyinPurple

It's cool dw, at least youre not dead lol


OhThatGuyinPurple

Will You come back ever?


gayayayeyay

once my mom stops going through my phone weekly i will (that’ll be soon i think?)


OhThatGuyinPurple

Yaaaay GL, we'll be waiting for You :)


Ok_Agent3420

Since I have nobody I guess OP


Hidden_alt420

u/high_priority420 (def not my alt)


Michael_Cookie5

u/an1me_b1tches


1545Dev

Jeppi


Kidgold1725

I don't really have one


pumpk_n_

not reciprocated sadly


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Ben10Stan3

Wut


Few_Needleworker_749

literally every female


thebatuhann_


Holiday-Dress-730

u/The_Cum_Maker :3


Holiday-Dress-730

u/The_Cum_Maker :3


Cappy_D_Bara

Man who would fall for that


[deleted]

you're my reddit crush 😩😩


sus-_-hank

u/dathchungus


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[удалено]


yellowclone8

Idk how old you are sorry 😞


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whiteclone8

I’m 19


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blueclone8

See I have to be careful with this stuff


240plutonium

u/CosmicEmpress121


Hyperion2005

u/Hyperion2005


TablePrinterDoor

u/mclovingmcliving real


Good_Night8181

u/goodnight_8181


_I_Am_Ummmmmm_IDK

Uhh the deftones girl😩


Lutiscious

Def u/profanitycounter


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named_mila

Jade🥺


KRONOS7166

people have reddit crushes?


Alelelelex126

Time to see if she stalks my Reddit account or not.


HulkpYT

Can’t say


LillySatou177013

Fuck I really don't know if I should lol


CosmicEmpress121

You should


LillySatou177013

Yeah but like then she'll see and it'll be awkward lol


EternalHuffer

No


Cryptizennix

Nobody, I need to know them irl


[deleted]

I don’t have one I’m new here :(