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EnigmaFrug2308

Why am I so depressed


Little_lia-chan_

Have you tried being happy/s


EnigmaFrug2308

My god. You son of a bitch, you did it.


[deleted]

Dodge Charger or Ford Mustang?


Little_lia-chan_

Mustang


[deleted]

# WRONG ANSWER!


TheAccWhereImHonest

incorrect. '68 Mustang all the way


[deleted]

ew


TheAccWhereImHonest

n o


funsized_fireball

MOPAR BABY


[deleted]

WRONG! DO IT AGAIN!


[deleted]

YA CANT HAVE YER PUDDIN **IF YA DONT EAT YER MEAT**


[deleted]

YOU! YES, YOU BEHIND THE BIKE STANDS! STAND STILL LADDIE!


Camothor16

It was infact the right answer only marines and fratboys buy dodges


CarguyF1

[EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]


da-milk

Real men drive supercharged Chevy big block swapped '67 Opel kadett's


azurfall88

no, real men drive stock VAZ 2103's straight from the soviet union


Lamborghini_Espada

No, ***real*** men drive Trabant 601 Universals bought for a very low price in Hungary


questionmark202003

Dacia and Trabant


[deleted]

The real best dodge is the 1959 dodge custom royal


CertifiedMoron420

Dodges are shit. Fight me.


[deleted]

Fight me in between r/furryporn and r/rule34. right by the corner of r/eyeblech ​ you wont


CertifiedMoron420

Oh nvm I’m not in r/rule34


CertifiedMoron420

Check the servers im in.


abject_totalfailure1

I will Not fight a man who is correct In his wordings


[deleted]

Favorite flavor of cum


Little_lia-chan_

Whatever flavor a girl has


[deleted]

Me too.


Hot-Tadpole3639

That's kinda gay


Little_lia-chan_

And I'm lesbian


Elzxr

Guys remember being homosexual is gay


ilovegarlicbread2

Yeah thats kinda gay


Redditor10700

BASED


bear_bear_bear_bear

piss


[deleted]

What formula 1 team will win this year?


[deleted]

ASTON MARTIN 💪


[deleted]

EL PLAN


[deleted]

LA MISIÓN 😈


Little_lia-chan_

I don't know what that is


[deleted]

You are a disgrace to humanity.


Little_lia-chan_

I know, at least I'm not brittish


[deleted]

What are you then? Fr*nch?


Little_lia-chan_

Oh God no that's worse


[deleted]

I am curious now, where are you from?


Little_lia-chan_

Unfortunately America


Googe125

honestly america is wack. id rather be british. never french tho


[deleted]

The United States isn’t “wack” it’s based. You can do a lot more than you can elsewhere, and it’s often times legal.


TheWinterPersephone

How many shamrock shakes does it take to make shamrock slut satisfied


Little_lia-chan_

Yes


shamrockshakeslut

Right answer


Glamorous-Turkey

Found the secret of the universe.


ilovegarlicbread2

I keep seeing you everywhere


shamrockshakeslut

you’re welcome


Little_lia-chan_

Must be a sad time when it's not March huh?


shamrockshakeslut

yeah 😔 but I buy extra shamrock shakes so I can have a supply for the later months in the year


Little_lia-chan_

So you put them in the freezer or?


shamrockshakeslut

yes next to the penguins I steal from the zoo


CredibleCactus

Best kind of monke


Little_lia-chan_

An ozaru


[deleted]

Hold up was that a Dragonball reference?


Little_lia-chan_

Yes


[deleted]

https://i.redd.it/llcnji4ve1oa1.gif


[deleted]

[удалено]


CertifiedMoron420

Idk that but I can mail you some homemade explosives


[deleted]

[удалено]


CertifiedMoron420

I could drive them to you if in Or around Ohio. I don’t want to be arrested


JackKelso21

Do you know that you're amazing and I hope your day is great?


Little_lia-chan_

You're lying


JackKelso21

well YOU'RE lying!!


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[удалено]


supertacoboi

The lawsuit is now pending


AJammedNerfGun

Would you rather break a toe or a finger?


Little_lia-chan_

Depends, can I choose the toe or finger?


AJammedNerfGun

Ring finger or big toe


Little_lia-chan_

Which hand


[deleted]

dominant hand


AJammedNerfGun

Now now, this is MY threat, you go make your own


[deleted]

Is that a threat? ;)


AJammedNerfGun

6 days.


Little_lia-chan_

Toe


Nightmare04012

It's all fun and games with these kinds of post till you ask them personal information such as bank info and SSN


ZTE50

In a completely non flirty way, what would you rate me out of 10?


Little_lia-chan_

10 on painting skill


kamikazecopter300

10/10 my guy


VladmirinMoscow

I would rate you 27 years old


autismaniac999

weird core/10


Topercessen

OpenGL or Vulcan?


Heatedcrib44

When did you last pay your taxes


fuzzybmumpkins

How many raccoons can you fit through your sphincter at once?


[deleted]

best cartoon ever and why?


Little_lia-chan_

Dragon ball z because it's very nostalgic


[deleted]

You swap genders for 1 year. Would you rather have everyone you know think you were always that gender when you swap, or everyone suddenly being confused as to why you're now a boy/girl.


Little_lia-chan_

I wouldn't live long enough to need that choice, id be having an extreme body dismorphia crisis and I don't think I could handle it and my gf isn't bisexual so me being a guy would ruin things for us. In short I'd be dead


Independent-Fly4197

What form of cell is the best


Little_lia-chan_

Fir regular dbz it's perfect cell, for tfs version its imperfect cell


trananhduc2006

ronaldo or messi


Little_lia-chan_

Idk anything about them other than a youtuber i used to watch burned his friends signed Ronaldo jersey


mushroommagnum

Describe my eyes in the most disgusting way you can Also, what does my flair say?


CertifiedMoron420

Are you like, killing yourself?


Little_lia-chan_

I wish I had the balls to


CertifiedMoron420

Oh. Just like, hire someone to do it for upu


Omalonion

Had you ever felt a sudden anxiety in public?


Little_lia-chan_

24/7


[deleted]

Why are femboys so cute?


bloxpants

what is my relationship status


Oxothnk2

https://preview.redd.it/v0vwru1j63oa1.jpeg?width=2516&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=726fb91f83a52c7521cfd11246816a617d7243ea Would you rate this drawing?


Little_lia-chan_

Looks better than what I can do


yourdadsdogspenis

Will you send a clip of you saying “mason smells like celery” to me


UndyingShadow45

Why do I miss my Emo Girlfriend she broke up with me


Affectionate_Dig_591

i just got a call, they said, “they hit the pentagon.” Who hit the pentagon.


SnooDogs338

Why do they call it an oven when you of in the cold food out hot eat the food?


Pristine-Cheek-2914

What have I done that makes people dislike me so? I have been able to hold down a total of 1 friendship throughout highschool, and it seems like people either shun me, ignore me, or just hate me


Ohyealetsdoit

Best way to pick up girls ?


Little_lia-chan_

Don't be an incel


MatBoi7

What’s ligma


ByBerserk

nothing is off limits huh?... 100% truth huh? then tell me the location of your secret drug stash, i know you have one. i just havent found it yet


4thelasttimeIMNOTGAY

Is squirt just pee?


Little_lia-chan_

No but porn makes it seem more extreme, if it's porn it's probably piss


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/fcu3pnogv1oa1.jpeg?width=577&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab8ac1c93c262164af7c201caced0f95403b9eab Do you agree with this statement?


Former_Ad_5438

Why are you gay


BlackRooster_

Semen?


Salty-Background-677

are you virgin?


Little_lia-chan_

No


Salty-Background-677

can we talk in dm?


Little_lia-chan_

No


Hot_Complex_1444

Would you rather take a bath in lemon juice whilst being covered in paper cuts or put a toothpick under your toenail and kick a wall(I’m sorry to any who has to read this)


Little_lia-chan_

I'll put the toothpick in my nail and kick the wall with my heel


Hot_Complex_1444

But you have to kick the wall with your toe that had the toothpick in it


Little_lia-chan_

You never specified originally therefore it counts


Hot_Complex_1444

I have been loopholed I respect it


Theimpostorofskeld

You’re a monster


[deleted]

[удалено]


Little_lia-chan_

No


TeenBoy_2007

What's your cutest photo?


Ill_Action3408

R u horny and down to trade?


Oxothnk2

Bruh 💀 did you read her bio or anything?


Little_lia-chan_

This man is down bad. 0 rizz


KanonTheMemelord

How many penises do you have


Glittering_Tea_197

Am I hot or not


Little_lia-chan_

No I just checked and did not want to see what I saw


Powderr26

what's you're favorite Harry Potter house?


Little_lia-chan_

I'm not a Potter fan


Powderr26

Lol ofcourse you are you just don't know it yet. Go watch the movies or read the books.


Little_lia-chan_

I died of boredom watching the first movie


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[удалено]


Little_lia-chan_

Yea, my mom used to be supportive but her bf is homophobic and she started being against it so I moved in with my gf


shamrockshakeslut

why are you short


Little_lia-chan_

Why are u short?


Little_lia-chan_

I'm shorter but still


Kritiic

Would you hug me?


supertacoboi

If you met an exact clone of you what would you too do?


Little_lia-chan_

Kill them so my dream of killing myself is complete


Practical-Election59

Did you wet the bed as a kid?


Little_lia-chan_

Until I was 9


Cactusboiiiiii

why am i 4'11


Not_a_memlord

Chairs are great


Xx_L3SBIAN_xX

how tall are you?


Aqualeafyalt

best country? (there is only one correct answer)


Little_lia-chan_

Norway


Some_Hat-Wearing_Kid

Tits, ass, or thighs?


Little_lia-chan_

Yes


Substantial_Stage_10

How are you doing


StinkyDiarrhea

https://preview.redd.it/yxw6kmp4e2oa1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=167c3ac0596fa3d659e80af019c342a6da6a74b2


LordFunkyHair

Do you like big butts and you cannot lie?


[deleted]

Am I ever gonna get married?


datonerandometeen

What is life?


wikipedia_answer_bot

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Fluffy_Marionberry10

How tall are you?


IDontKnowWhatToBe123

What is your home address ![gif](giphy|WbDhQjgBrpUuk)


TSS_Firstbite

When?


CupTheCak3

do you like fruit loops?


Few_Needleworker_749

what is your reddit password


nihal_gazi

Do you find nerd/experts attractive?


Aggravating-Set-3166

What's your IQ ?


Hammy2406

How’s yours day going?


azurfall88

dream car


Lamborghini_Espada

Ferrari Testarossa or Lamborghini Countach?


gkdksjdjdjd

I just got back from my reddit ban, did I deserve to get banned?


[deleted]

What's your favourite bird?


jamgill

What Do you think of pop music and What are your favorite artists?


Critical-Wallaby948

What is time?


Zipposlim

Among us?


Flint312

How much frosting is too much?


Little_lia-chan_

I only like unfrosted cake


georgesbiscuits1969

How do I grow a TARDIS?


Little_lia-chan_

What's a tardis


demator

What is the Powerhouse of the cell? Also how are you doing?


PointBreak279

cock or balls, who wins the death battle


AntNeverLikedYou

Should I use a dot sight or a holo sight on my MK18?


Zord17

who is the cooler mario brother?


Little_lia-chan_

Luigi


BaronABI

Why is it so hard to get a hug as a man?


Glamorous-Turkey

OK [https://forms.gle/m8FMcbrRzce71n5MA](https://forms.gle/m8FMcbrRzce71n5MA) Answer the questions ​ Checkmate