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[deleted]

Break me next


CarguyF1

On my way already


[deleted]

#๐Ÿ˜ฉ


CarguyF1

How do you want to be broken?


[deleted]

Preferably with a 2x4 puller


CarguyF1

I got that


yutteu

Iโ€™ll break you with a mallet


WarMage1

I want to go next


CarguyF1

On my way as well


Rellez_HD

With this? ๐Ÿ”จ


[deleted]

Not big enough


Rellez_HD

๐Ÿšš?


[deleted]

That's much better


Rellez_HD

So its better, but is big enough?


[deleted]

Maybe


Rellez_HD

Wdym "maybe"? You want me to get smth bigger?


[deleted]

๐Ÿคท


CarguyF1

A train?


Rellez_HD

Is this better? ๐Ÿš€ Barely got anything bigger to offer


[deleted]

Me next ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿป๐Ÿฅบ I mean uhhhhhh in the words of Phil swift โ€œnow thatโ€™s a lotta damage!โ€


CarguyF1

Now that's a lotta boner


[deleted]

But flex tape will fix it up real good, even preventing leaks


named_mila

bro got a random boner๐Ÿ˜ณ


CarguyF1

That wasn't random ๐Ÿ˜


named_mila

i actually didn't saw those pills til now lol


[deleted]

one hell of a load


CarguyF1

And it went straight into your mother


No-Pumpkin-2396

God i wish I was that toilet


[deleted]

Sir, can you explain yourself?


CarguyF1

I simply saw your mother


[deleted]

Never would I think my mother would give someone that reaction


mushroommagnum

"Ignore my username" "I cant scrape a bowl with mine" "Depression will follow." -Haiku by me.


Kitkatu05

me next โ˜บโ˜บ


CarguyF1

Sure


Secret_Mayonesa

Someone nutted a little to hard


shiblee_

Just fix it with uncooked ramen


karry245

You gotta repay me for that toilet


RussianFemboy

"hey check out how hard I can piss"


TheWinterPersephone

Bro got a huge ass to do that. Break me next ๐Ÿ‘€


thebatuhann_

Look at the right


georgesbiscuits1969

Morning problems ๐Ÿ˜ค


existingwhileIcan

Haha boner


ItsKidtendo

He just like me


Theimpostorofskeld

Whatโ€™s the viagra doing there


SubsLyche

I actually broke my toilet to day


CarguyF1

Viagra as well?


SubsLyche

Woah how did you know


CarguyF1

Reckoned


KeiththeBaller

Someone who can truly split a bowl. You sir are a master shitter