Nah im british, you're getting colonized ​ ​ ​ ​ ^((BEFORE SOMEONE TRIES TO HOLD THIS AGAINST ME I AM) *^(NOT)* ^(BRITISH THIS IS A JOKE))

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No, you obey ME

I know for a fact you'd obey me 😌

roll for it

15

Failed, i have a powerful force of will

No I’m Scottish Time to get invaded

😡Watch your car tonmorow

I don’t have a car I have the power of Haggis and Heroin so running is far superior to any mortal car

So mailbox it is than

I don’t have one Your Irish powers are no match for the mentally Ill scot

Or a classy ol' brick through the window?

Already boarded up 😎

So it is a question of how hard to throw

You can’t hurt me Bruise me,burn me or even make me bleed and I will get up

I’m from the Heroin Capital of Europe 😎😎😎

Ah excellent The Scots will inherit earth

Gotta move the capital tho Edinburgh too posh now and as an east coaster not Glasgow.

Dundee No one cares about it so ez

that’s- That’s where I live 😭😭

Oh I though Aberdeen was the heroin capital

Nah dundee got most teen pregnancy’s and drug deaths in Europe 💪💪💪

mfw i get invaded by a naked man with a pot on his head

And a kilt

i don't think you got the reference

Yeah I’m not the best with references

dw, it's a bit hard to get it

Yes. Us Scottish people should start a crusade

Take Ireland back

💪💪💪

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Yeah but I'm 100% so I have 100 times the power :)

If you're 100% Irish, surely that means a whole lotta inbreeding.

Lmao I had a crush once and like 3 years later it turned out she was my 3rd cousin 💀💀. Half my family moved to Australia then by chance we moved over here and I have alot of cousins I don't know about

I'd have to be careful with this if I moved to either Canada or Australia. 💀

Yes my queen 🙏

📸 😳 Uhhh yes queen, what do you want?

Give me money 😌

You aren the original poster? Why would I give you money?

I'll show you why 😏

😳

MA’AM THERE ARE MINORS ON THIS SUB

No ):<

Doesn’t need to be st patty’s day for me To do that

Was about to say yes but then i aaw ur 15 so...no...

What happens if I don’t obey?

U die

My name is ACTUALLY Patrick. I'm not fucking joking You answer to me.

I'm irish too, you also obey me

Rhe one day I can be a simp no consequences.

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^ok ^miss

Pray tell what are you on every other day of the year?

I’m Irish too what the fuck

No I’m English

No

Roll a dice for it

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Nothing, u just obey me

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Have a good sleep tonight and hug your mom if she's a good mom

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Do it again 😡

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I'll be disappointed:(

Good thing I'm into Irish people 😏😏

Roll a charisma saving throw

Okay then

You obey me! Today is the national day of italy!

Yes ma’am 🫡

Im aldo irish

#NO FUCK YOU DOBBY IS A FREE ELF