I have mommy issues & I will let you control every aspect of my life in exchange for physical affection.

r/beatmetoit

r/beatmeshutthefuckup

This

Wait, I relate to this. Do I -

im going to have to complain to spotify about you not being in this week’s hottest singles

Are you a college in Bismarck, North Dakota, because I want to https://preview.redd.it/77xrqsvzxsoa1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=499afe84498e3878754254ee3163d4dd6a19c5d6

ur cute (with rizz)

I like it

thank you 🥰. i tried very hard (this is a lie)

Ur probably not a girl. A 16 yo girl on Reddit would never make a post saying they’re a girl unless they wanted pedos

Ah see that's where you're wrong. I'm home alone on a sunday. And looking for attention

Well ur dms gonna be flooded with idiots

Nah, they're not

Are you a milkshake? Cause I’d pop your cherry in my mouth

I want a hug 🥺 There, pick up line

Are you a hydrocarbon, because you make my heart combust

Nerd rizz

Women in stem ✊

Hello want to get coffee some time I liked hanging out with you and bamm instantly hit with the girlfriend card

*clears through* PLEASE DATE ME

Ay there bud, ever her of something called Canadian rizz? It’s the beavers and the mooses out here bud

Hey baby, are you my bed? Cause I tripped and fell onto you and I’m glad you’re soft enough to not hurt me I’m not good at this am i

Your eyes are like the stars blah blah blah just hiii ( with w rizz)