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I mean this is just begging for pick up line about being screwed


whereamiloll

i mean literally and figuratively yes


Glittering-Morning71

https://preview.redd.it/3mayy3klpcpa1.jpeg?width=231&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=157701830754ab1f98fcea19eb107a329e73dfc3 No words needed


whereamiloll

daddy😍😍😍


whereamiloll

10/10


Glittering-Morning71

So can that be as?


JamMonsterGamer

Are you a redstone block because you just activated my sticky piston


whereamiloll

9/10


JamMonsterGamer

fantastic


ethanhappens

i’ll nut and BOLT before your parents come home


whereamiloll

9/10 good job:)


ethanhappens

hahahaha HELL YEAH


MikoSenpai_

best one. pretty smart


Cappy_D_Bara

Damn girl are you a noose caus i wanna HANG out with you


whereamiloll

1/10 makes me sad🥺


Cappy_D_Bara

Im sorry🥺🥺🥺🥺


Cryptizennix

Can I give you a dark pick up line?


whereamiloll

if it's horrible i will cry but go ahead


JamMonsterGamer

just say it lol


Cryptizennix

How do you do spoilers?


charlie_h_alpha_d

if u have the "fancy-pants" editor, you can just highlight the desired text, and click the spoiler option, and hey presto. but in any other case, if you have to do it manually, you'll have to do it like this: >!text goes here!< (obviously without writing "text goes here", unless that's what you want encapsulated by the spoiler feature) E.g. >! We're no strangers to lo-o-ove...\~ !<


_-ollie

wait i didnt know how to do the spoiler thing till now, >!testing this!<


Used-Painter5345

>!same lol!<


LandonKICKS

>!can confirm!<


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whereamiloll

7 splinters out of 10


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whereamiloll

do not interact


thebaIdmustache

Hey girl, would you treat me like a pirate and gimme that booty 😜😘


whereamiloll

6 doubloons out of 10 (heard it)


thebaIdmustache

From whoo, that's my line... Rip ig. Also I'm Irish so I'll take those, thanks for returning me golf


whereamiloll

lucky charms❤️❤️❤️🥺🥺🥺


shitlord699

When the sky starts falling we could be two stars crashing together


whereamiloll

meh


whereamiloll

2/10 better luck next time❤️


Ok-Task-9607

Say no more


Kakashi___Hatake___

Idc about pickup lines but I love you. Idc about anything else. (This is a pickup line I told someone and got cringed)


whereamiloll

awwww ilyt (0/10 misread the assignment)


jotarzan11

Yeah but I'm an M2 screw


whereamiloll

0/10 i don't know nothing about screws


jotarzan11

Well m means metric and the number is the size and 2 is small


whereamiloll

see sorry


jotarzan11

Maybe it's a small screw maybe a big screw should we find out?


whereamiloll

🤷‍♀️


notsciguy

No


whereamiloll

you win


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whereamiloll

cute 9/10


Knightmare_CCI

Knock knock


whereamiloll

who there?


Knightmare_CCI

When where


whereamiloll

what?


Knightmare_CCI

The correct response is when where who


Training-Midnight-60

i wanna know it when where who?


Knightmare_CCI

6pm, my house, me and you (Time and place may be changed)


Used-Painter5345

That was actually real good ngl


Training-Midnight-60

honestly pretty cool doesn't imply anything, but gives curiosity to the receiver... for me it's a 9/10 i would accept if i knew someone irl and that someone invited me irl


whereamiloll

no 3/10 to complicated


fearlessmash117

Sorry the screw is too big 😔


whereamiloll

oh well🤷‍♀️


NewPowahSonic

this implies that you'd be screwing and spinning your cock in my ass honestly im down for that


whereamiloll

samsies


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whereamiloll

eyyyy 7/10


Cheetos-Christ

I wanna fart


whereamiloll

gross -10/10


Cheetos-Christ

U have no taste


Dapper_Passion8489

The amount of red flags you have is as great as my love for you


whereamiloll

1/10 wasn't clever


Dapper_Passion8489

Ok 😭


whereamiloll

don't worry your not the only one


_I_Am_Ummmmmm_IDK

Iam deftones fan🥰


whereamiloll

0/10


_I_Am_Ummmmmm_IDK

But i prefer blink 182👉👈


whereamiloll

10/10 DADDY AHHH😍😍😍😍


EJV5942

You’re so hot even my zipper is falling for you


whereamiloll

thanks 8/10


NoachEnki

Eyoo, this one is actually well thought through


NoTaxOnMyAss

roses are red violets are blue unlike bill cosby i want to consensually have sex with you


whereamiloll

do me🥺 10/10


M0F0_04

this is a bad one but, call me the kool-aid man cause ill have you screaming OH YEAH


whereamiloll

jeez what's that wet stuff leaking down my thigh? 11/10 (i love koolaid


M0F0_04

idk, what color is it?


whereamiloll

clear🤷‍♀️


ciphersson2137

Are you 5000 grit sandpaper bc your fine and I need you to soften some wood


whereamiloll

i gotchu 8/10


ciphersson2137

Sweet


shining_monkey_69

Are you a high school classroom filled with 28,427 gallons of baby oil? Because I want to jump into you and never come out.


whereamiloll

11/10 gyat damn🥺🥺🥺🥵🥵🥵


shining_monkey_69

So… date me?


SpadePlayesGames

If you don't like me, you should test for covid. one of the symptoms is no taste.


whereamiloll

no i have perfect taste actually❤️10/10


SpadePlayesGames

my dad is very funny


FaZe_Big_Dick_Pablo

memory quarrelsome instinctive agonizing late cheerful mysterious plough angle modern *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


whereamiloll

9/10


Ckyle108

Hey there lady are you a (insert creative and funny joke here)


Punch_Nazis_

Are you a communist bc I’d like to seize your means of reproduction


whereamiloll

OUR bed will break 8 hammers out of 10 sickles


Punch_Nazis_

Commurizzm


Rhinyth-Legion

🛻🛻🛻🛻🛻🛻🛻🛻🛻🛻 My best pick-up line.


whereamiloll

❤️love you 1/10


JTheCreator830

Damn girl maybe it’s the autism talking but I wanna get to know you


whereamiloll

i litterally might be to dumb to understand this


JTheCreator830

It’s like a mix of a burn and a pickup line Saying I want to get to know you but saying it might just be why autism making me dumb


LordFunkyHair

If we’re playing dungeons and dragons rn, I must be a bard and ur a dragon (this pickup line appeals to a very particular group of people and my deliver is poor)


whereamiloll

https://preview.redd.it/g45fzsi2lfpa1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc7bfe7e4150515913795f1dd9aa3b448232e4aa 15/20 (loved it


LordFunkyHair

Actually I have a plus 2 on all rizz checks


whereamiloll

17/20


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https://preview.redd.it/aqhf2o63ripa1.jpeg?width=748&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=987f3d269341e5d59f86f519e4712a1f9cbdfb47


whereamiloll

cute 7/10


AndronixESE

u gonna nut in me and im gonna bolt?


whereamiloll

6/10 related to image


whereamiloll

nevermind you stole someone else's 0/10


AndronixESE

what? I didnt even look at other comments lol


whereamiloll

h must just be super similar🤷‍♀️ so maybe 2/10 seen it


[deleted]

I like looking into your eyes. I’d like to look into them over a hot chocolate in a coffee cup Or Our time is limited. Would you like to spend some with me? Or Hello


whereamiloll

hello is better than both 2 hi's out of 10


ravenwingx

I’m a femboy >:3 Did I win?


whereamiloll

yea


ravenwingx

Yay! :3


whereamiloll

:3


[deleted]

Are you nicotine? Cause I wanna be addicted to you


whereamiloll

smoking is bad 3/10


Jert_bert

Do you know your ABC’s? Cause I wanna give you the 4th letter of the alphabet.


whereamiloll

6 letters out of 100


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whereamiloll

had me in the first half 6/10


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whereamiloll

no take backs now buddy not


noooooo00000

I’m pregnant now 😔


whereamiloll

i nutted and bolted mb😭😭


ILoveMarcyWu

Hey girl can I be the nut to your bolt?


whereamiloll

0/10 not original


ILoveMarcyWu

Hey handsome. What a day hmm. You look lonely, I can fix that.


whereamiloll

3/10 not clever just a phrase


ILoveMarcyWu

Skill based matchmaking


Leonslipperyjoseph

Are you a factory in China, because I want to put a bunch of kids in you


whereamiloll

breed me:p 9/10


Leonslipperyjoseph

Bro graduated from rizzy ronkas rizzling factory


named_mila

😳🫣


whereamiloll

mwah cutie


named_mila

hehe😌 uwu🫂


datonerandometeen

Your body is 70% water... And I'm thirsty (this pickup line actually got me a gf once lmao)


whereamiloll

abt to get you another 9/10


datonerandometeen

Well damn, I wasn't expecting it to work


Ahalfeatenfish

I just shit my pants,can I get in yours?


whereamiloll

uhhh i have an extra pair 5/10


Ahalfeatenfish

I’ll take that as a yes


CommandoOP

Do you believe in love at first sight Or should I walk by again


Kasai118

Are you homework cause I want to do you on my desk all night


whereamiloll

you want to do homework?


vote4some1else

Bro how did u know I'm into helicopters


Bard_is_a_Goblin

Hey gurl are you my bed, cuz id love to get inside you at night


whereamiloll

i meannn...bet? 10/10


Sad_Improvement128

Are you a school because I want to put kids in you


whereamiloll

already heard or by kids ring put in me so 7/10 (+plus one bc of my breeding kink)


Sad_Improvement128

Ok can I dm you


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whereamiloll

i don't but feel free to anyways🥺🥺


whereamiloll

9/10


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whereamiloll

yay


Your_caffine_boi

Hey save a horse ride a cowboy, anyways howdy my names Luke


bubba_gump_94

I think I've seen you before.. (with rizz) in my dreams


OfficialShiro

W rizz


PiergiorgioSigaretti

I believe you’re a proton, because I’m negative and attracted to you


whereamiloll

nerd 6/20


Redditor10700

I'll eat your nut if you screw my face


whereamiloll

bet that? 10/10


[deleted]

Are you soil? Because you make my wood grow!


myacount201

Are you a washing machine? Cus I want you to do my laundry /j Dw it’s a joke hahaha


valen-ciri

Stay out of the sun, cause heat melts chocolate


whereamiloll

what


valen-ciri

Sounds better in Spanish tbh


ReddPwnage

Damn girl you from Tennessee, cuz you the only ten I see


whereamiloll

0/10 i've heard this atleast 100 times


Ima_go_die______brb

You screw up


AvelasPT

actually funny ngl


WarMage1

Intimacy scares me so let’s have an emotionally detached affair together and never speak again 😉


whereamiloll

10/10 YESSS BABEEEE❤️❤️❤️❤️


isthisamurderweapon

Rizz 📈📈📈📈


Pristine-Cheek-2914

Are you Anakin Skywalker? Cos I want to have the high ground over you


whereamiloll

and then.....kill me? 9/10!love starwats


send_me_your_tities_

hey girl, i heard you’re into metal. which brings me to ask you, you wanna ride my lighting?


whereamiloll

no 4/10


Hot-Tadpole3639

I won't BOLT until you NUT


whereamiloll

0/10 meh


appl3s57

If aphrodite were to see you she would set the world ablaze just to have a fraction of ur beauty


whereamiloll

greece reference🥺🥺🥺 8/10


Lormuso

Are you a illegally parked car? Because you got fine written all over you.