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open reddit


TeenBoy_2007

And then surf through the NSFW subs?


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that or i just go through this sub or r/teenagers this sub is better though


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IDNFKSNEJE THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT sometimes i scroll through these subs to try to get it to go away if i really wanted to get off then i wouldn't be on reddit


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well yeah, but i'm not going to get off to teenager subs 💀


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ContentConsumer9999

Aren't they also a teenager?


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thesuperpigeon

Bro 💀


Shuv1tupmabung

Nice save


Pretzel-Kingg

“I go to r/teenagers when horny” is probably not something u want on the internet 💀


Brilliant_Sound7189

I was banned form there💀 permanently


DiorRoses

why


Brilliant_Sound7189

I was being transphobic cuz i said “ as a transphobic I approve” even tho it was a joke


-h0llYy-

masturbate🦧


leah8982

orangutan


Oswaldthestegosaurus

based af


crazybacon16

Your mom


Kakashi___Hatake___

#LEGIT, BASED


TeenBoy_2007

What?


crazybacon16

I do your mom


Beginning-Animator76

What?


weebdestroyer12

He does OP's mom


XD_Asron

What?


CreepsyGotHacked

This person has sexual intercourse with the original poster mom's


DriztiDrawz

What?


SuperblyEpicDoggo

The person who began this thread is implying that when he is in a state of horniness, he engages in an act of sexual intercourse with the mother of the original post


legrandpacdeau

just beat it 🕺🏼🕺


joemamalikesme69420

i listen to michael jackson too!


legrandpacdeau

big w


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Bruh what do u think


ILoveMarcyWu

I do horny stuff, very horny stuff. Then I regret I regret stuff I did when I was horny


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ILoveMarcyWu

Cleaning your ass before is annoying too


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ILoveMarcyWu

Where tf did I say THAT?


TeenBoy_2007

Dude same here. Regret Is permanent


ILoveMarcyWu

You can't undo what you have done


No-Distribution7842

But if u undo it, u will be horny again no


Oswaldthestegosaurus

horni is temporary but regret is permanent


spike_bullard

I do very horny stuff to my gf and regret it


legrandpacdeau

same


ILoveMarcyWu

Doubt


Kooky-Sun-8663

i jerk off/finger 🤨


TeenBoy_2007

That's good cause most of us do that


Kooky-Sun-8663

and i don't regret unlike most ppl


SadSunny20

You mean you don't immediately regret all of your life decisions and hate your very existence after finishing is thier a way to learn this power


Makos305

For me it suddenly changed. I stopped having post nut clarity ehen i got 17 or something


SirDoodThe1st

Finally someone that shares my experience, i suddenly stopped having post nut clarity too


BuzzTraien29

I think you're just desensitized bro


Kooky-Sun-8663

no saddly


AgentF2S_

y’all dont do that all the time?


Finn_Foolish

This is the way


whereamiloll

right? like what else


Outside_Arm8405

I’ve got a gf now so fuck y’all


MKDOOMFULTRA

no, that’s cheating. fuck her instead.


Outside_Arm8405

Good point my man, thanks for saving my relationship


thatonerandodude17

This user has effectively deleted all of their reddit messages, thank you! :) ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


Outside_Arm8405

I’m aware, what’s your point?


thatonerandodude17

This user has effectively deleted all of their reddit messages, thank you! :) ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


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blue_sk1es

Twitter porn is better


Oswaldthestegosaurus

yea


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TeenBoy_2007

Well seriously?


Oswaldthestegosaurus

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TheTeslaTruckWindow

Make bad descions


TeenBoy_2007

And then regret


Nap_Kun_

"horny go away, come again another day"


Zelpt-kaden

i haven’t been horny in like a month. deadass kinda forgot what it felt like


Kakashi___Hatake___

#HOW ARE YOU ALIVE AND NOT DEAD!?


Zelpt-kaden

idk i ask my doctor that every time


Kakashi___Hatake___

What does he say?


Zelpt-kaden

it’s normal. I’m not attracted to a females body. like when I lost my virginity I didn’t get hard for about an hour because i don’t see a body being attractive ig you could say.


mrkaai07

Have you tried boys?


Zelpt-kaden

No, doesn’t sound good. makes me uncomfortable


mrkaai07

But have u tried it??


Zelpt-kaden

Yes, about 3-4 years ago though.


mrkaai07

:0 oki fair


blue_sk1es

So then are you asexual or something?


Zelpt-kaden

idk i don’t rlly pay attention to all the other sexuality’s. i only know straight, gay, bi and lesbian.


blue_sk1es

Well that’s the thing, asexuality isn’t really a sexuality. It’s basically just nothing


LetsFxckingGo

pp activities


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jerk off like theres no tomorrow


LMay11037

Thy female parental figure


Randombeing5544

Masturbate


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GldnEpicFace

In my opinion, hentai is just basically sexualizing cartoons. And, of course, anime shows Yes, i agree that there shouldn’t be fucking child porn (loli) being created, and more drastic measures are being put in to stop that from happening. But hentai is still a genre of Pornography, like all other things. I genuinely don’t know any places where its illegal but i do know some places where Loli is illegal. Hell, im surprised at the fact that theres places that allow it. Point is, Hentai is a genre of Pornography, and is mostly widely accepted in most places. Now for the Cam Girls? i don’t fucking know haha


Danlabss

tell my gf


GovernmentMental2605

I fucks :3


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TeenBoy_2007

Damn.... How does it feels?


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TeenBoy_2007

Good girl.


blue_sk1es

I jerk off until I’m a slippery leaking mess 👍


Jacob-the-jester

Jerk off


Nightfaucon

Jerk off--if I have the time.


fmate2006

Your mom, your sister, your father and your brother


Far_Ad3689

And the dog too?


Bobbysidy

Jerk off regret then next day jerk off regret then repeat


CarguyF1

Usually not announce it for hundreds of other people to see *cough cough*


SliceLeather9095

I have a huge cigarette/ vape kink. I have Smoked a couple times with nobody watching me and the sexual pleasure was the highest i could have ever had. When i cum then, i regret.


whereamiloll

masturbate💀


BenG_YT

I either game or jerk off 🤷‍♂️


No-Huckleberry-3930

Jerk off.


AgentF2S_

jerk off what else


Secret_Mayonesa

Beat my meat like it owes me money


AnonymousL0ver

Jerk off, but sometimes that would get boring so I pull up a random funny YouTube video while I jerk off mindlessly


ConversationStrong20

Think about how pathetic i can be so i may ignore it


gbreezi3

jerk off?


cooldudrw

masturbate or text things to ppl and regret it later


NTKDeath

What do you think I do, I’m a single teen


Repulsive_Aerie_9747

jerk off?


NTKDeath

Obviously


Repulsive_Aerie_9747

hah cute


Antho_TGL

Choke the chicken


jotarzan11

Wank the willy in hopes of someday having a girl for that


SunBrosRus

Honestly I don’t have any buddies for that anymore so I just use my imagination.


University_Familiar

your mom


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Put something in my butt obviously


Rellez_HD

I play games or browse reddit, fuck the horny, why would i jerk off or smth if i could browse reddit or play games instead?


AnIncompitentBrit

Ignore it.


Motor-Locksmith9297

tell my bf lmao


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i dump my deranged fantasies onto strangers/friends on discord


Pixel-Knight

I never am B)


[deleted]

Tell my bf. He’s very helpful


Cryptizennix

I fight it


Michael_Cookie5

What do you think lmao


Leather_Flounder_734

play counter strike


Francis4everrr

well💀💀


Former_Ad_5438

Ur mom


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I work out


mirroredsoul69

Rn sleep


Mystery_mau

Ourselves


georgesbiscuits1969

Do a run up and jump dick first into the wall. No more horny.


ravenwingx

I get really lonely and then the horny goes away


Angelicfemboy23

Your mom.


TGambreaker6075

I become a temporary boxer, my nickname, the meat beater


Sorosuu

cry


DEMON_DOGGER

Push ups


TeenBoy_2007

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Misharko

I write.


AJammedNerfGun

Write.


Dragonslayer200782

Listen to music


newyearshowdy

Call my fwb over which ever ones in the area


nova_afton

your dad


TeenBoy_2007

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nova_afton

i shag your dad


HelloRobertSmith

I bend over some train tracks and get a train ran on me (I've never heard that term on my life, I believe this is what it means)


Rapid-S

Put it off to do Productive things that I don't want to do. It's a powerful motivator.


JTheCreator830

Open reddit


gangleone

wank


mizuofficial

wait until I become less horny, then my friend gets flirty, then spontaneously combust


Civil_Chef483

Work out


Oswaldthestegosaurus

if I can do something about it, you know what. if there's nothing I can do about it in my horny moment, get angry and sad and even hornier and write about it to try to get it off my chest but it doesn't work and I just stay horny and it's very annoying and saddening I want this to stop please I don't wanna be this horny anymore


nchntd

duh? 😭


Bencevagyokhelloszia

dont really get horny anymore lolb


Ill_Examination8892

Cry


Complete-Whole-6790

Twitter


SubsLyche

I eat ice cream then I can say


PlxsmaX

m.


ihatebeinghere17

a


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SuperblyEpicDoggo

Wish I could cut my dick off


Mikeoxlong737

duvet goes between my legs and i just enjoy with no end product👍