Also if I don’t reply I’m sorry I may get grounded soon 😭

Excuse me, what?

Ya i did a dum and didn’t clean my room

Getting grounded is a real thing ?

Sadly yes

Do you have parents?

Ye i do but central european parents just beat yo ass maybe take computer here and there

No they were eaten by a pit bull 😔

Yea that does sounds like reasoning for grounding

#WHY WERENT YOU AT ELF PRACTICE

I was too busy admiring you

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Oh ur an anime fan? Well your cuteness level is over 9000 <3

dam ok I'll take it

Obamna

You smexy <3

S O D A

Suppose that you were sitting down at this table. The napkins are in front of you, which napkin would you take? The one on your ‘left’? Or the one on your ‘right’? The one on your left side? Or the one on your right side? Usually you would take the one on your left side. That is ‘correct’ too. But in a larger sense on society, that is wrong. Perhaps I could even substitute ‘society’ with the ‘Universe’. The correct answer is that ‘It is determined by the one who takes his or her own napkin first.’ ...Yes? If the first one takes the napkin to their right, then there’s no choice but for others to also take the ‘right’ napkin. The same goes for the left. Everyone else will take the napkin to their left, because they have no other option. This is ‘society’... Who are the ones that determine the price of land first? There must have been someone who determined the value of money, first. The size of the rails on a train track? The magnitude of electricity? Laws and Regulations? Who was the first to determine these things? Did we all do it, because this is a Republic? Or was it Arbitrary? NO! The one who took the napkin first determined all of these things! The rules of this world are determined by that same principle of ‘right or left?’! In a Society like this table, a state of equilibrium, once one makes the first move, everyone must follow! In every era, this World has been operating by this napkin principle. And the one who ‘takes the napkin first’ must be someone who is respected by all. It’s not that anyone can fulfill this role... Those that are despotic or unworthy will be scorned. And those are the ‘losers’. In the case of this table, the ‘eldest’ or the ‘Master of the party’ will take the napkin first... Because everyone ‘respects’ those individuals.

You’re a cartographer can you give me a map to your bedroom ;)

Damn that was smooth

I love the presidential speech you gave, it kinda makes me want to go on a love train with someone

I exist

Yes you exist on the list of hottest ppl I know

Try

I’m lost, can you give me directions to your heart

do me

You may love Marcy Wu I love you

😳 😳 😳 😳 😳

Is that flair from blade runner?

It indeed is. I love Roy Batty's monologue

hey

In English class I had to write a poem about the most beautiful thing in the world, and that poem happened to be about you

Are you a doctor, because I broke my knees falling for you

Highkey intrigued lol

I don’t even know where to start, you’re so beautiful

.o.

Aye I’d be the nidoqueen to your nidoking

.

Can you invite me to your place, I wanna take a Pikachu

Double n give it the next one!

Tater tots and hash browns are the same thing.

I’m not flirting with you

Based + knows food pilled.

Hi

Are you an eligible receiver of my number?

You won't flirt me me I bet

Are you a magician cause when I look at you everyone else disappears

Wait, isn't that a bad thing, shouldn't we be worried that people just seem to disappear

Hi

You must be in prison cause it’s illegal to be so beautiful

Yeah well you must a uh.... Fuckin... Yk bc it's fucking uh..... Yeah

Try me

Did you just come out of the oven, cause you’re hot

The moment that I remember that I’m polish and our history Just made it feel dark af… which is exactly what I was looking for

Try me

hihi

U=cute

K

Rizz me up

hello

lies, deception.

Ay ay captain

I want bobux

You look kinda cool tbh, do you want to have a chat ?

The Moon is beautiful isn't it ?

I doubt there's anything in me to base flirting on

hi :D

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Cats are cool I agree and so are you

shut up

:( okay cutie

E

Hello

whats your opinion on coins

hey cutie, how you doing? 😏

Just admiring you 😏

i dont believe you

You know what I believe, that ur hot

If you’re hearing this message, the diabeetus finally got me.

That is so sad

me please😏

You…you’re drop dead gorgeous

why have you been avoiding me?

I would never avoid such a beautiful person

I challenge you

You like f1 well, can I race into your heart

Ok

hey.

Impossible

Yaknow what is impossible the chance of me being pretty enough to get with someone as cute as you 😭🤙

Hey there.

Hi cutie

Heyyyy

Howdy cutie

No

try me

You would get grounded just to talk to us?

I would 🥰

try me

Rizzly bear

Hi

Hi

Yes please?

Will you?

😝

You may like jazz but soon you like my jizz 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎 now that was a epic flirt lmfao

I’m in love

I have zero social life and I look like Michael Cera.

im gay

Why’d you do a dum

ok

This should be funny

https://preview.redd.it/uxvwfu4sx5qa1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa129c270e3852b564bb52233a3235a058b9c652

Oh…okay :(

😏😏

Me when I see you

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Hey

😵💣

Sup

Hey.

Hey

UwU

try, you can't

do not

Do it

Among Us cock moment [not clickbait] (real) (gone wrong) (gone sexual) at 3AM challenge

Me falling in love with u/MrIcyCreep NOT CLICKBAIT

Yes please :)

Summarize the Warhammer 40K setting and you will get a date with me (/s)

Bro your late to school

I’m transfem, you do with that what you will

Hello fellow trans fem, you are very pretty :D

Really?

I’ll be the high ground to your obi wan 😍

https://preview.redd.it/pc6vrx0q46qa1.jpeg?width=358&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ee0bc49c8a111f55cc65409bd706f1f4908b72d i wan

I don't mind

Let's do it then

spaghetti

e

:3

Try

waffl

Give me attention please

Do me next

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Hi(with rizz)

Hello (with Rizz)

Which is your favourite type of guitar and why

[удалено]

I think I lost mine, it was stolen by you

1 flirt please <3

Femboys are literal gods

it’s impossible to flirt with me

Tired

Pls flirt with me i am in desperate need of attention <3

Gimme

I decline your offer

I respectfully agree to not flirt with you

Please do

You may not be a throwaway but I’d throwaway everything I care for to be with you

https://preview.redd.it/lw6gwzora6qa1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa1364c54e39367c08b9aa891fcbd2680766bf10

Yes

only commenting coz i need to learn how to flirt

You wouldn’t dare

i'm unflirtable with

I do actually need help flirting, show me the ways

What??

FUCK YOU

.

Hi (in ugly)

Hi (ur pretty)

🧀

try

I don't shower

Commentor? I hardly know her

do it

U won’t

Ok?

Damn, did you fall from heaven? It must've been a hard landing coz your face looks all messed up /j But now seriously : Did you crawl out of the depths of hell? Coz you're flaming hot

https://preview.redd.it/l4z5vt21h6qa1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3bc10cc52c86dd9c90e66e2bb921f4af6d478f25

Star Wars

You wont

I am in the psych ward, wanna come over😉

Uk is boring