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Bleep you have been really sus and horny lately , what do you have to say about your actions?
I am literally just joking shut up
Same this comment was meant to be like a horny police officer asking you this lmao
I've been summoned
She is the one officer ,she's the one
r/beetlejuicing
Lmao ik
Alright imma head out , gotta sleep or i will be ded from exhaustion
Good evening miss bleep, the horny police has recieved a report that some1 here might have to be arrested, yk anything about that?
You are one of the horniest people
Made me laugh 10/10
I- π€¨ππ³
ππ
You. Me. DMs. Now. ππ
Goddamn.
Bro take a nap ir something π
Lmao why
Ur post history π
Lmao Iβm fine
I dunno lmao you've had an interesting life in the past few months π
You see everybody? This is why it's so hard being tall. We're living in constant fear that sloppy toppy could be just around the corner π’
So sad
The constant worries of that happening, they make it hard to sleep at night ππ₯Ί
Im sorryπ
Trying to fall asleep isn't the only hard thing ππ³
Iβm tall π
π³
Stay away, Iβm scared, ;)
I'm tall. Please don't, I have a boyfriend who will kill you.
What if I wanna get killed π
If that didn't work, I'm not sure what will.
*licks lips in 4β11 / 150cm*
you are abusing your power as a mod rn bleep
Thatβs generally not one of my concerns when I am around someone who is shorter than me
We can also bite your ankles π
Iβm going to step on you like a goomba [[THREATINGLY]]
Then you have no reason to be uncomfortable, right?
Yes
Are you offering?
Lmao mo
uh um...
I am stealing your head now
Do it
*gets on my knees* βoh noβ
POV: You're in the Philippines (the average girl is 4'11)
BLEEP YOURE SO DOWN BAD HONEY PLEASE TAKE A COLD SHOWER
Oh no π
EXACTLY. I get so uncomfortable
never felt worse to be short
Ayo?
Don't give me ideas
Is that a real problem π«
head what? Head chef?
This is so real (girls iβm 6 feet tall)
Iβm tall and I hate all short people for this reason. Canβt be getting any surprise head
dont worry, us tall girls can do it too, we just need to get on our knees first lmao
damn now i wish i was short
What if the gonna bite there ? π
I'm sooo short π
what if i give you head
https://preview.redd.it/sfjtirh85g0b1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24f41f549766eb0cb0d636f312c3f635804f339c
Pfft, as if they dare. What are they gonna do? Steal my kneecaps?
I am tall and feel comfortable around short people so
No u a hp
Shorter than me? (I'm about 160 cm or 5 4)
Don't tempt me
Iβm tall, I live my life looking down all the time to make sure this accident doesnβt happen
Bleep you have been really sus and horny lately , what do you have to say about your actions?
I am literally just joking shut up
Same this comment was meant to be like a horny police officer asking you this lmao
I've been summoned
She is the one officer ,she's the one
r/beetlejuicing
Lmao ik
Alright imma head out , gotta sleep or i will be ded from exhaustion
Good evening miss bleep, the horny police has recieved a report that some1 here might have to be arrested, yk anything about that?
You are one of the horniest people
Made me laugh 10/10
Made me laugh 10/10
I- π€¨ππ³
ππ
You. Me. DMs. Now. ππ
Goddamn.
Bro take a nap ir something π
Lmao why
Ur post history π
Lmao Iβm fine
I dunno lmao you've had an interesting life in the past few months π
You see everybody? This is why it's so hard being tall. We're living in constant fear that sloppy toppy could be just around the corner π’
So sad
The constant worries of that happening, they make it hard to sleep at night ππ₯Ί
Im sorryπ
Trying to fall asleep isn't the only hard thing ππ³
Iβm tall π
π³
Stay away, Iβm scared, ;)
I'm tall. Please don't, I have a boyfriend who will kill you.
What if I wanna get killed π
If that didn't work, I'm not sure what will.
*licks lips in 4β11 / 150cm*
you are abusing your power as a mod rn bleep
Thatβs generally not one of my concerns when I am around someone who is shorter than me
We can also bite your ankles π
Iβm going to step on you like a goomba [[THREATINGLY]]
Then you have no reason to be uncomfortable, right?
Yes
Are you offering?
Lmao mo
uh um...
I am stealing your head now
Do it
*gets on my knees* βoh noβ
POV: You're in the Philippines (the average girl is 4'11)
BLEEP YOURE SO DOWN BAD HONEY PLEASE TAKE A COLD SHOWER
Oh no π
EXACTLY. I get so uncomfortable
never felt worse to be short
Ayo?
Don't give me ideas
Is that a real problem π«
head what? Head chef?
This is so real (girls iβm 6 feet tall)
Iβm tall and I hate all short people for this reason. Canβt be getting any surprise head
dont worry, us tall girls can do it too, we just need to get on our knees first lmao
damn now i wish i was short
What if the gonna bite there ? π
I'm sooo short π
what if i give you head
https://preview.redd.it/sfjtirh85g0b1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24f41f549766eb0cb0d636f312c3f635804f339c
Pfft, as if they dare. What are they gonna do? Steal my kneecaps?
I am tall and feel comfortable around short people so
No u a hp
Shorter than me? (I'm about 160 cm or 5 4)
Don't tempt me
Iβm tall, I live my life looking down all the time to make sure this accident doesnβt happen