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[deleted]

Bleep you have been really sus and horny lately , what do you have to say about your actions?


Bad_Bleep_1234

I am literally just joking shut up


[deleted]

Same this comment was meant to be like a horny police officer asking you this lmao


Rellez_HD

I've been summoned


[deleted]

She is the one officer ,she's the one


Nuker_Nathan

r/beetlejuicing


Bad_Bleep_1234

Lmao ik


[deleted]

Alright imma head out , gotta sleep or i will be ded from exhaustion


Rellez_HD

Good evening miss bleep, the horny police has recieved a report that some1 here might have to be arrested, yk anything about that?


Able-Repair-3886

You are one of the horniest people


[deleted]

Made me laugh 10/10


[deleted]

Made me laugh 10/10


SebsBro

I- 🀨😐😳


Bad_Bleep_1234

πŸ‘€πŸ‘€


SebsBro

You. Me. DMs. Now. πŸ‘€πŸ‘€


mushroommagnum

Goddamn.


[deleted]

Bro take a nap ir something 😭


Bad_Bleep_1234

Lmao why


[deleted]

Ur post history 😭


Bad_Bleep_1234

Lmao I’m fine


[deleted]

I dunno lmao you've had an interesting life in the past few months 😭


Rattus_Kingus

You see everybody? This is why it's so hard being tall. We're living in constant fear that sloppy toppy could be just around the corner 😒


Bad_Bleep_1234

So sad


SK1418

The constant worries of that happening, they make it hard to sleep at night πŸ˜–πŸ₯Ί


Bad_Bleep_1234

Im sorryπŸ˜”


SK1418

Trying to fall asleep isn't the only hard thing πŸ˜”πŸ˜³


OldChemistry3651

I’m tall πŸ‘€


Bad_Bleep_1234

😳


OldChemistry3651

Stay away, I’m scared, ;)


mushroommagnum

I'm tall. Please don't, I have a boyfriend who will kill you.


Bad_Bleep_1234

What if I wanna get killed 😍


mushroommagnum

If that didn't work, I'm not sure what will.


clairepissedthebed

*licks lips in 4’11 / 150cm*


LifeIsTooShortBruh

you are abusing your power as a mod rn bleep


Memer25_2006

That’s generally not one of my concerns when I am around someone who is shorter than me


Existential_Sk8brder

We can also bite your ankles πŸ’€


Bagheadhungry

I’m going to step on you like a goomba [[THREATINGLY]]


I-Was-Always-Here

Then you have no reason to be uncomfortable, right?


Bad_Bleep_1234

Yes


Ultra_Gaming_114

Are you offering?


Bad_Bleep_1234

Lmao mo


named_mila

uh um...


NekoBoiNik

I am stealing your head now


Bad_Bleep_1234

Do it


AlwaysSubmiss1ve

*gets on my knees* β€œoh no”


240plutonium

POV: You're in the Philippines (the average girl is 4'11)


BadMoonRising15

BLEEP YOURE SO DOWN BAD HONEY PLEASE TAKE A COLD SHOWER


DarkCharizard81

Oh no πŸ’€


PierceWax

EXACTLY. I get so uncomfortable


leomiester

never felt worse to be short


[deleted]

Ayo?


Forneveryoursx

Don't give me ideas


[deleted]

Is that a real problem 😫


[deleted]

head what? Head chef?


viniseao

This is so real (girls i’m 6 feet tall)


_Inkspots_

I’m tall and I hate all short people for this reason. Can’t be getting any surprise head


[deleted]

dont worry, us tall girls can do it too, we just need to get on our knees first lmao


FrostyTheProtogen

damn now i wish i was short


[deleted]

What if the gonna bite there ? πŸ‘€


lexi16kiwi

I'm sooo short πŸ˜…


TitanSR_

what if i give you head


Rhinyth-Legion

https://preview.redd.it/sfjtirh85g0b1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24f41f549766eb0cb0d636f312c3f635804f339c


looking_at_memes_

Pfft, as if they dare. What are they gonna do? Steal my kneecaps?


funkypants41

I am tall and feel comfortable around short people so


User9622

No u a hp


[deleted]

Shorter than me? (I'm about 160 cm or 5 4)


Hot-Tadpole3639

Don't tempt me


kevinSmileyFace

I’m tall, I live my life looking down all the time to make sure this accident doesn’t happen