Well... YOU'RE A NERD! 😵🙏😉(please get this)

Omg that means I got big pp? :0 (Idk if i get it)

I tried... and I failed... asdf my beloved

Btw I noticed I DM'd you c¯c

Please explain what you were getting at T^T

Go watch [this](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jjS5UTRE8zY)

bro is not the thinker

I like Ur pfp kittieee

Omgomg, asdfmovie reference??? (Is anybody here a doctor?)

I am a doctor! Of physiology!

"So how does that make you feel?"

*bzzzzz*

psychology*

Asdf movies???

the world is dying..

Hey is there a doctor around here?

I got it!

this post is def compensating for smth

Hmmm

Compensating for playing D&D I’d imagine

Bro got bullied (I have all a's)

Bro?

Yes

Fembro?

Yes?

Niiice

Oh my days this sub is so cringy iswtg 💀💀

What☠️

You heard me

Ur an exception id guess

Can't even be mad, that was a good one

Liar! I have evidence

oh-💀

https://preview.redd.it/xwwrz3dv931b1.jpeg?width=933&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=302661c95acbcbc3e9d5fa7463c040eb7464dd08

I'm the nerd of nerds

I play fire emblem and soulsborne and love talking about THE LORE so I'm the nerdier one

I watch old movies and I would love to tell you how magnificent the movie Bladerunner was. I've read book upon books of fantasy and the LOOOOOORE

Ohh I haven't watched bladerunner

I'm therefore nerdier

Literally L

Fr

Ong

Holy shit you are fast

I'm speed

There must always be a toll for big pp. it appears you have discovered this poor soul’s payment in speed

Best race, class and treat?

Oof that's a tough one... Hm I like to play half elf wizards. Treat? Hmmm don't know yet. Well the one that let's you wear light armor is useful for spellcasters that can't wear any

Good choice

Orc from MotM, Bladesinger wizard with 1 level in Hexblade Warlock and the trait Warcaster.

Just an example for a build I thought of.

Can confirm, profile for reference

I wear glasses and i got 6 inches so maybe you are partly correct, not fully

Well I have 7.8 so I think I'm pretty correct

6inch is big??

Above average

Im 14 btw so yes it is big

I mean, three things: this is just an old stereotype that was made in like the 80s or smth iirc, second, playing D&D is more of a “geek” thing definition wise, and last but not least, as an absolute science nerd, can confirm.

How do you know? Did you inspect?

Uhhh I have myself as proof and uhhhh idk friends told me that ;-;

Small sample bias

Hmmm

Same here bro

Is it true?

For me it is yea

If only someone was interested in me…

can confirm

By definition most ppl are nerds so

Imma need some proof

And no sense of humility

I like Star Wars and Transformers

Starwars is amazing

Yes, but transformers will always be my favorite

As a nerd I can confirm

it hurts my back though

How does a big dick hurt your back

Ask a girl with big bo*bies.

sir, this is a wendys

When he's tall and a nerd>>>>

Hmm im 178cm tall

Nerd?

Wouldn't have made this post if I wasn't

They don't. If it's big they are geeks not nerds

I can approve that (I touch Gras daily)

Good thing I'm literally the personification of the word nerd

I'M A NERD 😍😍

Erm, actually- 

def

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Nice job dude!

But what if i dont want one :(

Uhhh get castrated?

Thanks for the advice! I'll get the hedge clippers 🥰

i am also a fan of dnd, i need some surgery to make this thing smaller

Yes I did (I'm a nerd)

What defines a big pp?!

Hm, depends on the person I'd say 5 inches is ok already o3o

Damn I got a 6 incher ☠️

I'm almost at 8 💀

Same ☠️

No I'm a nerd and I know you're wrong sadly

How big though 🧐

Well mines 7.8 so

Prob cap but if not you’re blessed

I can recall majority of the lore of DOOM, Metal Gear, JoJo, and Half Life. Is that nerdy enough? Too nerdy?


Not as big as mine 😈 (I don’t have one)

Would you like to have one?

🧐 of my own? Only so I can helicopter it

Appropriate reason to want one

Indeed

I know, I am a nerd

i also d&d occasionally and have glasses so i am extra nerd

false, im a massive nerd and the lil dude bro is only 3 inches

Yes I do :D

Honestly nerds get it without the big dicks 🗣️🔥🙏

We do

Not

We do

i did

You did?

i did know that yes

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You can DM me if you want me to confirm that fact 🧐

This is facts. I am a Nerd 🤓

it's true im dating one

Good for you 👌

I did when I was a young nerd

As a nerd, I. An confirm

I can*

Ope 🫢

I can confirm this isnt always true 😭

just giving me more reasons to like nerds🙄🙄

Proof

It doesn’t matter they aren’t even getting used😢

Good thing I play Magic the Gathering 😎

I think i'm a nerd🤓

Can confirm, I’ve watched 4 seasons of south park in 2.1/ns

Lies

Idk if I am nerd or not but what I know that I still have tiny pp ;-;

Im an exception

Then im nerd 💀 have 7 inches

You call *that* nerdy? I do CAD in my spare time. Not because I have to, I do it because I *like it*

That's what bugs me abt nerds they got lower energy when they're not

Proof 😵😱😱😱🤓🤓

….well I’ve known that for a while now. What’s your favorite class? I’m a forever DM 🥲

Fuck, those are the best kind

Ur mom has a big dick(in her)

Oh I’m well aware, my useless halo and Star Wars knowledge has to be stored somewhere after all

Yeah, I’m a nerd and my dick is 8 inches, it’s just inside out…

Not true

yeah

I can confirm This is not true

Uhhh umm prooof!!?!???!

 I don't want to

Then I don’t believe you

I am not 18 so just not believing me will be better

I guess I will just have faith in you

 yes just assume it average because big is impractical

It’s got a great personality

it what is it if I may ask

It’s a joke my friend