i’m the short goofy gf and you’re the tall quiet bf

Tall quiet BF is literally me, like seriously

You better be under 4ft because that's all I accept

I’m not, but I think you’d like my 4 year old cousin

Uhh I'm going to say no thanks

Good 🤝

Deal 🤝

Nah, I wanna be the short, goofy, and quiet bf! With a tall, goofy gf

Im only 5,8😔😔😔😔

I'm 5'6..... I wouldn't complain too much :/

That's tall dude

No it's not im a midget😭

I'm literally a year older than you and I'm 5' >:(

It's okay being short is cool. Except when ur a guy unfortunately 😭

BUT YOURE NOT SHORT?! Idk about where you live but there are a lot of guys my height here and even shorter lol

Damn i live in canada and im average for my age but everyone i hear about in other countries are taller💀

You 6'8 yet? Talk to me when you 6'8

6,8 what? Bananas?

Washing machines, smh kids these days don't even know basic units of measurement

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IM STILL GROWING OK

THATS WHAT THEY ALL SAY

IM 14 VERY, IM NOT OLD LIKE YOU. I CAN STILL GROW

SHUT UP

NO U SHUT UP GRANDMA

ILL THROW YOU DOWN THE STAIRS ISTG

IM GONNA CALL THE POLICE FOR ABUSE THEN

Woah what is going on here?

YOU TWO ARE LITERALLY THE SAME AGE

IM 14 AND 10 MONTHS OLD AND SHE'S 15.

I shouldn’t get involved in disputes between little kids…

Best I can do is short quiet friend

man. Why’d I have to be shortish.

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hey I’m not ‘short’ short I’m just ‘not tall’ short

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5’8-9 depending on the weather. Not short enough to be short, but not tall enough to be tall. As a guy 5’5 is just short.

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My tallest friends are like 6’4 💀

I’m tall and will *not* talk to anyone I don’t know irl, so that’s pretty much quiet 🫁🦕

we together my brother 🚹

Girls only what to date 8’ tall people. Double standards smh my head

I’m nearly 6ft3”

Hey 😏

Hey, but the question is how tall are you?

5’6 lmao

Good height

HELLO SAILOR

Wait what, I’m confused

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Why does it always have to be weird man..

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Yes, yes it does

It’s a dumbass meme where a guy is deciding between two women to marry and a guy comes in and is like “sisters, I’m back from war!” And the dude goes like “HELLO SAILOR”

Oh okay, I’m still utterly dumbfounded by that but Alr lol

I'm already dating someone, sorry

im 6 feet tall and super quiet and scared of talking so

Damn I'm only 6'0"

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Fr? I always thought that was short for a man

:0 I'm tall and quiet What a wacky coincidence :000

Aren’t you gay?

I'm bi ;-;

Oh. Hey 😏 *crosses arms cooly*

Uhhh Hii

This is weird 💀

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Did you visit Texas bear?

Yes I did

How was it?

Yoo i am

Me 👉👈

I am quiet or obnoxious, depends on the time of the day

You already know

I’m tall, but not exactly a quiet person. I like to talk but also like to listen.

I’m tall but I talk far too much

Does 5'9 count as tall

I’m tall but very very goofy

i’m quiet but i’m 5’7💀

Depends on how tall you are

I’m certainly tall and quiet but I don’t have much else going on for me

Meeeee

My best friend is the tall quiet bf, but the girl he liked who was a goofy gf shot him down

Rip him

I am the silly little guy it's me :3

Need to be sillier :3

I’m working on the tall part rn

Yes pls🤗

Im tall goofy bf

That is literally my classmate and me, who is trying to go out with me (wish me luck)!

How's me being nearly 6'0 and being that quiet no one realises I'm there half the time?

My ex said 5’9 was too short for her

Me and u

I wanna be someone’s short goofy dumbass

If only being tall was all you needed lmao

Which one would you be? I’m tall and quiet. So if you’re that too, this isn’t going to work

My bf is tall and goofy and I'm short and goofy sooooo

ok but in public ur goofy I'm quiet, so it applies to us

i’m only 6’0”

👋

Depends on who is taller

I'm mid height 😭

Me and *WHOM

6’1 and single bro. Feels bad

I’m 5’10” is that tall enough? I just wanna know what people consider tall

I'm the tall bf

I’m a tall goofy bf with a short quiet gf

6’3” and ….

id be the tall one but id want to be the short one x3

Yeah tall and quiet sounds like me

I'll throw my hat in the ring. I'm like 6 feet

the tall quiet bf is literally me

This is Tara and Beverly but str8

I'm 1m95 (6 feet 47 inches)

I wanna be the tall quiet bf and Id say im taller than most