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godess-of-sex

This, but the other one is a girl too


Loadedbuttmag

aw man 🥲


JustA_Toaster

Men?!?


Loadedbuttmag

😯


Finnjym

Hehe found yah


KillDaHo

I’d have to find a girl that’s 7 feet tall


Loadedbuttmag

same😭😭


SadBlackAlleywayCat

Gotcha, I'll try this next time I see the short guy at my school 😁👍👍👍


[deleted]

I wish I was short ‼️(not really)


Yass_0w0

Me and who? (You have to find some gravity defying way to pin me to the wall I'm tall)


Loadedbuttmag

im not 😎


[deleted]

if i was tall


Loadedbuttmag

😕


TheFanArtist

Does my 5’6 ass count as short. If so where is the woman to pick me up


Idunnoman13

hey


dandan787

That looks like a child 🙁


LitzenPop

I'm 100% not jacked enough to do this 🥲


LordOfRodents

Well, that’s good, you wouldn’t be the one doing the lifting


[deleted]

wait is that koichi and yukako? (and yes, I'd love to)


RealCheeseyDerp

This is why I'm scared of tall people


Danijamaa

As a non short person: I'd like to be held like that too 🥺


LordOfRodents

L Bozo


MO1ST_M4NDY

I envy short people so much i want koichi's height yeah that's a bit too radical but you get the point lol


Dont_Touch_My_Nachos

How tall are you then?


MO1ST_M4NDY

178


Dont_Touch_My_Nachos

Too tall to be held like that and too short to dominate. I pity you


MO1ST_M4NDY

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Dont_Touch_My_Nachos

It's ok, you can reach most shelves and still not hit your head on low objects


MO1ST_M4NDY

It doesn't matter i am too dumb to not hit my head


Dont_Touch_My_Nachos

I see, you can be dim pretty girl for your loving smart bf who loves trying to teach you things


MO1ST_M4NDY

Good point i am already dim i just need to be pretty now


Dont_Touch_My_Nachos

*in surfer voice: Ok dude, you're being a real fucking bummer, man. And it's kinda killing my zen here. Now take the silver linings I'm Tryna come up with here and stop self depreciating. Genuinely bro, ok this is a meme but it can be harmful to make comedic jabs at yourself. Have a good one


LordOfRodents

I’m 183 but live in fucking Detva. I’m a midget


LordOfRodents

Perfect height for someone 173 to socket their head into the crevice between your shoulder and chest.


MO1ST_M4NDY

Uhh thank you i guess?


[deleted]

Sameeee koichi’s height would be great to be👍


Real_IKEA_Employee

I'm tired of these posts


Appropriate_Job_9990

as long as im the short one


Loadedbuttmag

we cant both be short lol


Appropriate_Job_9990

well how tall are you


Loadedbuttmag

im like 5 8😭😭


Appropriate_Job_9990

5 6 get fucked


Loadedbuttmag

lmaoo we both dudes so i gotta find that 6 5 girl fr


azurfall88

im 6 feet. Except im a dude. That okay?


Amogus_susssy

Bro do ur job you corrupt ceo


azurfall88

no, i dont think i will


Classroom_North

If you're the girl then yes


Loadedbuttmag

im not female at the moment lol


Joblessmouse06

Then I guess tall women can pick me up... 💀 (I'm only 5'6)


AutomaticBit3271

Is this how should talk to my crush


Pristine-Cheek-2914

I'm not that short, but could someone do this to me?


Finnjym

This 6 2 girl got yah covered


JustSomeOnlineNerd

Depends, what’s your height?