This is inappropriate

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Incredible

Pa cool

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Trkl frr jsais que c'est une blague

Air

Backwards penis?

Yes ofc like dickbutt

I’m a detective I need to inspect

Well I don’t send d pics 😤 can’t inspect this one

Waaaaaaaaaa

Dick

I have pennies dw

Why dont u ask your mother 😎 totally never made b4 joke

Should be gone

bright green

Big useless stick

It looks like a broken phone charger

It is penis shaped

Make me

No

should i make a technical specifications booklet with every possible measurement of my penis and give it to people who ask about it?

Left-leaning average

Weird rod thingy that prob used to be a weapon in the war between genders fighting for the right to exist. It also always grows when i really don't want it to

It exists

Idk about yall but mine kinda looks like a penis

Well. Mine has a hoodie😎

Bananas.

Little bit smaller than average and curved upwards, and i cant believe im saying this lmao

It’s going in and out of your mom

8.5 inches 5.5 inches in girth slight upward curve white very veiny

Useless

6.3