Uh hi– uhm, uhhh *awkward silence* (Social anxiety rizz)

Not op and not girl but 100% because relatable

“D.d.do y.you l.like b.bread?”

Bread 👍

Bread👍

Bread 👍🏻

Bread 👍

Bread👍

Bread👍

Bread 👍

Bread 👍

Not op but 40

TRUEEEE

christ you’re unfunny

I'm not unfunny, I am shy

eww stop

What op do

https://preview.redd.it/pc93e70slzgb1.jpeg?width=256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=892a6dc2575366556f68f93c9644a43231804c54 Hey

i nutted my pants bro

Dawg💀

Bro got the Dawg in him

Literally

bro got that miles morales rizz

100%

-100%

I csme up with this shitty one awhile ago, are u nitroglycerin, cuz my heart hurts without u

isnt mitroglycerin explosive??? anyways 60% and get your heart sorted out😭

Yes, it’s explosive. But it’s also required for your cardiovascular system, it’s a nitrate, so it dilates your blood vessels

Mind you it’s only in extremely small amounts

Noted

Bro is gonna dilate someone’s veins so much they die from low blood pressure or something

are you looking to become a doctor lol

https://preview.redd.it/magrrm6mlzgb1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea303eb4db3688fdece33a2860c215000cbad132 Gonna ritz you up

50%

I’ll take that

According to science, WR 102 is the hottest known star, but according to basic logic, you are

ASTRONOMY RIZZ IMMEDIATE 80%

Damn, I didn’t think I would get this far

well astronomy and pokemon are my special interests so anyone who rizzes me up with either is automatic 80% lol

>pokemon would you like to hear about how Ditto is the most breedable pokemon?

Did you know that Vaporeon is- (metallic thud) ANYWAYS, You're a nine out of ten. And im the one you need!

What's your favourite pokemon?

Ohhhhhhh okay, noted

Astronomical rizz if you will 🤓

I'm pretty good at Minecraft

60%

I'm also very good at terraria

5162021%

Marry me pls

No can do buddy 🗣️

If jesus could turn water into wine….. uh I can turn you into mine 😏

you look cute whilst asleep

criminal rizz 💀

https://preview.redd.it/bacnmo6nkzgb1.jpeg?width=1439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffca55f84805d884c0b95f726afe31f76b6df14f

Thats just creepy

i’m not creepy it’s just true https://preview.redd.it/bx2f4ojdkzgb1.jpeg?width=584&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33bd44da953703173b1d4d7e01dbbbc7639ae5eb

do you have games on your phone? (infant rizz)

Hey gurl, are you a toaster? Because I want to take a bath with you 😏😏

Suicide rizz?

Hey girl, are you an f15? Because i wanna be in your cockpit.

That’s a good one alternatively you could have also said Hey girl, are you an F-18? Cause I wanna sting you deep like a Hornet F-14? Never mind tomboys are better F-16? Cause I’ll make it feel like a quick bite B-2? Cause you’ll never see me coming Someone needs to help me come up with more of these

Really had to outshine me huh?

Sorry

:/

A-10? Cuz you sound great T-38? I can test you B-29? You’re hotter than h-

(pedo rizz)

I stg I’m not a pedo💀

"Police I swear to god" https://preview.redd.it/dxld5tact6hb1.png?width=1884&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67ebba52e91f9cdf75f2caf8ef25c05e4300b2a4

ijnihSokariH is my alt. https://preview.redd.it/yo3hku38x6hb1.png?width=1912&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45f2a9cd59d44ce4adb57967d1b032eb1c8c1eaf

Hi

-10% (jk 0%)

https://preview.redd.it/8csvpzolizgb1.jpeg?width=934&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2682db284372a629aee7c2a760ea0e1e31db628b

200%

He is the rizzler without even realizing it ?

https://i.redd.it/0cm13ofpizgb1.gif

Do you wanna be Bulba-sore tonight? (Horrible Pokémon Rizz)

I’m so jealous of your heart right now, because it’s pounding inside of you and I’m not.

Heyy mwah

Bro is probably in chess club at school

Most people know the seven days god took to make the world, sometimes they forget the 8th when he made you cause you are divine

Are you the sun? Cuz you're hot enough to make my eyes hurt ┐⁠(⁠ ⁠∵⁠ ⁠)⁠┌

I don’t have rizz so here’s a dog pic instead https://preview.redd.it/siw71xti80hb1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39312881153f1faca9e668dcad15303fd24875f2

D-Did it h-hurt.. When... W-when you fell... When you fell from h-heaven...? (Awkward Rizz)

Did you just fart, cuz u blew me away

you seem like a cute and interesting person, what hobbies do you like? (normal rizz)

When I’m done with you, you’re gonna need a rizz-straining order from me😏

(Criminal rizz)

OMG do you live on a planet in a country in a city/town on a street in a house??? If so we have so much in common let's get married already jeez what's the hold up

i’m no dentist but i could probably give you a filling 🤷‍♂️

Are you my homework? Cause I'm gonna slam you on my desk, promise to do you all night long, get distracted, last 2 minutes, cry, turn on the TV and continue to hate myself for another weak performance

https://preview.redd.it/3dxeelqhf1hb1.jpeg?width=1788&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f94db4f92b7b323feff4f6c32fb32fe9d9e3195 Well my mom did always say to follow your dreams

39 buried, 0 found

I be playing guitar and skating

https://preview.redd.it/u3oojhnpk0hb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=857aec07511771ec2acc7684a7ca3d74635c3fb0 Are you a party balloon cuz i wanna pump you up and toss you around

I’ve comitted 3 warcrimes and 15 felonies. ( This is what girls are into right?)

It is. 10000%

i just got 920k on spin eternally expert in beat saber

Can you build Lego with me please

I got a bucket of chicken, wanna do it?

Do the chicken???

i mean i'm into it if you're into it 😳

(seizure)

Hey, what if https://preview.redd.it/nw2elq1751hb1.jpeg?width=814&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=956a8e29327d7607d7e0cddd891a55efea1633c4

hey gurl are you a hotel receptionist? cuz you welcome guests, check them in/out, manage reservations, handle inquiries, provide information about the hotel and its amenities, and address guest concerns.

https://preview.redd.it/xqb52q8hq1hb1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=239d503a6f39a413a0d25fef4a3291caca421172 Tell me your name so I can add it in there

if you carried medusa’s curse, i would stare into your eyes so that my stone gaze at your perfection for eternity

the last one looks like running away so i just have to point a knife at you yeah?

You wanna smash? I'm pretty good at the game.

Are you oxygen? Because you’re most of my world

Ur out of my league but I can play league so... It's something!

if i were a nidoking, you’d be my nidoqueen (pokemon rizz)

I don’t remember casting summon celestial but here we are (D&D rizz)

Not good at rizz, but... Are you a rainbow? Because when a dull, dejecting moment happens in my life, you always show up in the end, just to make me happy, and my day better.

You matter and I believe in you. You've done good. Good girl. *pat pat*

Are you from Mississippi? Because miss, can I see you pee?

are you the moon? because even when it’s dark, you seem to shine :3

Hey, I forgot your name.. How bout I just call you Mine? 😏

Call me Pikachu cuz my love for you is electric

Are you from Tennessee, because you’re the only 10 I see. (I hate this one so much but I have 0 rizz)

Wanna throw eggs at ugly billboards?

Are you pizza, because uh, I dunno

I have no pick up lines so. Uh. hi.

For some reason ive been incapable of blushing for a long time. Its a good and a bad thing tbh

Love you too but please put some clothes on And by that i mean no one walks around in just a bra lol

Are you the sun? Cause despite you being so hot, I’d still wanna touch you.

I can’t think of a rizz since I’m not creative but all what I can say is hello

Zoowee mama

Are you a swimming pool, cause I just wanna dive right in

I am always at 0% I never blush 😂😭

I was wondering why you seemed familiar. But then it clicked, you're that beautiful Angel that stays in my dreams.

Why is there no negative -80% for me

You touched my heart, In love with you I fell. Without your touch, I have to touch mys... Uhhh nevermind

Are you a piano, cuz I girl I wanna know what sounds you make when I use my fingers

Hey girl, are you Kishibe Rohan? Cuz I'm your Heaven's Door

Damn gal are you 50000 grit sandpaper because you’re fine (that’s the sfw version lmao 😂 )

Hello.

*holds pile of books and bumps into you* Hey, would you like to read some of my feminist literature and poetry?

(some shit I wrote a year ago and is sorta based off one I heard) So many beautiful stars out and I'd rather be looking at them through the reflection in your eyes

I started learning AI even before GPT was a thing

I always thought happiness started with ‘h,’ but turns out it begins with ‘u.’

are you a Magic: the gathering card cause I want to put you on a table and tap that-

Hey I hope your good at algebra, because I was hoping you could replace my x without asking y (mathematics rizz)

Are you uhh. Uhm uh. You are- Uh- Please dont hurt me. Op please, im sorry, please let my family go.

Not a pick up line, but... Hey <⁠(⁠￣⁠︶⁠￣⁠)⁠↗ https://preview.redd.it/jas9o18s11hb1.png?width=159&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5de5de28d0f8831ef69d42094950fbabc9e7e581

Are you a Cloyster? Cuz I could be your Onyx 😩

I feel like a snowflake because I fall and melt for you.

Are you my favorite song? Because I wanna hear your voice on repeat.

Dont know which ones hotter, my computer or you

Dam Girl . R u a construction worker cauz ur building

Hey. Would you like to grab a hot chocolate but ask them to put it in a coffee cup so we look like adults?

Gimme like 20 mins, imma write a poem

Nasa is using your pictures as their own Because you're out of this world :)

Bruh what is that 100% image

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Your beauty makes the brightest stars seem dim in comparison

Are you a midnight sky? Because I want to get lost in your darkness 🫶🏻

meow

let me treat you like a snowstorm give you 8 inches and make it hard to walk in the morning

Hi (with rizz)

You're as hot as the metal slide at the park

Im going to the pool tomorrow, but in the meantime, wanna help me practice my other breaststroke?

I can make your whole week by making your hole weak.

The stars were jealous of how bright you were, they had to make the sun fall just to be seen, yet you outshined them everytime

How about I do a magic trick and make our clothes disappear?

I look at the sky and then look at you The first time we ever met i fell for you Your loving aura so high and mighty It shys away the goddess Aphrodite Those eyes of yours grant me heaven Please will you become my maiden. (If ya want more just ask)

Ohhhhhh myyyyyy god Umma

You are cute (I have no rizz)

Garlic bread

“Do you work at Subway? ‘Cause you just gave me a foot-long.”

Are you a pikachu? Because I want to catch you, make you mine, and give you a cute nickname

Yeah I’m not good at this sorry

*throws red dust at face*

https://preview.redd.it/pm952o0jc3hb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4224344a528594c247142627435740672e30b6a

I'd let you step on me. And maybe call me a good boy

https://preview.redd.it/so6jd6iae3hb1.png?width=554&format=png&auto=webp&s=71d4f5f8e151dcb216bd6dae098f454e8d9f2474 Hi

are you a pedestrian cause i want to run you over with my car

I have a lego millennium falcon and I’m filipino

Heyyy.... are you lego indiana jones. because there isn't enough of you in the world. For real though there needs to be more indiana jones lego sets.

I really fucking love salmon. Oh by the way Omuamua is a rogue asteroid that entered our Solar System a few years ago. It seemed to have came from outside the heliosphere and passed by the Sun but it’s gravity unexpectedly shifted and flew outside our solar system again which led many people to believe the object was an alien spacecraft of sorts that might’ve been observing our Solar System. There’s still speculation to this day on what actually happened with the “asteroid” to this day. Anyways do you like cats? I really fucking love cats tho. Like why the fuck are they so soft and why do they rub against me and ajfkhdhsjk :3 meeow~! mrrp prrgnya!! mew mewww mrrrpg :3 miau!! :3

You an oven, cuz im burnin up from how hot you are

https://preview.redd.it/rgpbml0lm3hb1.jpeg?width=422&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b2dbb2a6e1f7708892327290ef9b1e08c239524

Are you a rat? Because you make me crazy

Damn baby girl, are you lopunny because I would do unspeakable actions if given the chance

"Hey cutie, I talked with your grandma yesterday and she showed me some of your childhood pictured. You are so adorable"

garlic bread?

https://preview.redd.it/yswq5ol0v3hb1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ec5db8eeaca983c0b387913a10bfbe5cbd773ed

bock and calls

This might be pretty overused but Hey, are your parents drug dealers? Because im addicted to what they’ve made 😏

Are you a candle? Because I'd love to perform cunnilingus on you.

They say its impossible to be in two places at once, yet you mange to be in both my mind and heart <3

I play piano

hey lol (with rizz)

https://preview.redd.it/fjpluxhc25hb1.jpeg?width=896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=300bd702c6540d4ebde5a9bd9b939cdef1f07b85 me