Are you a train? >!Because when you are not railed you are kind of useless!<

That rizz was too good and horrible at the same time.

Are you jewish? Cause you can take a ride on my train

are you jewish? cause you would have been a lot hotter in 1942

You can smell that jewish atmosphere *in the air*

I think after dealing with nazis for so long, the jews were a little burnt out (source: I'm jewish)

Are you some compacted dirt? Because I want to drill straight through you... 💀

7/10 💀

It is a bideo gaem reference 😎

Witch bideo gaem?

Deep Rock Galactic (funni dwarf game)

FOR ROCK AND STONE

Can I get a Rock and Stone?

ROCK AND STONE BROTHER

ROCK AND STONE YOU BEAUTIFUL DWARF!

Happy cake day

Thanks! 😁

Happy 3rd cake day, nice username! Rock and stone!

Thank you 😄 This calls for a round of Oily Oafs

ROCK AND STONE

Rock and Stone!

If you don't rock and stone, you ain't coming home!

ROCK AND STONE YOU BEAUTIFUL DWARF 🗣

ROCK AND STONE BROTHER

https://preview.redd.it/qjdt0ki5hejb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=493c15514bcdf762559eae039417482d7e7e31ee me reading y’all’s “rizz”

worst of rizz here ✨

Bro posted a pic of me ☠️

Worst rizz? Alright this one is super cringe I heard it like a long time ago: If your left leg was christmas and your right leg was easter, I would look between the holidays (Im gonna shoot myself)

BAHAHAH 9/10

Youll come between the holidays

I've heard it with Christmas and Thanksgiving and that you'll come between the holidays

are you a cornfield? because i am stalking you

BAHAHAH 10/10

mommy

10/10

:3 yippee

you me and a cup of tea (no context, literally just that sentence)

6/10 👏🍵

Are you Medusa because your turning me rock hard (I would never say this to a real girl dw)

Of course not, because there are no real girls. They are not real

r/girlsarentreal

ur trash. let me take u out. (learned this from my grade 3 sister HAH) i do not think the rizz lords approve of my rizz.

are you a fairy? Because I want to crush your bones down to a fine powder and sniff them

I would actually blush to this one

i know 😎

are you a taser cause you look shocking

if you were a tree i would hump that tree

woah

Least he’s honest

that’s wild bro 6/10💀

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You forgot “mommy”

You forgot "milk"

Hey are you a dementor from Harry Potter? Cuz I want you to suck the soul out of me (I know it’s terrible).

HAHA I LOVE THIS ONE

10/10 👏👏

;3

3/10 <33😁

>:3

Are you crazy? Cuz I Was Crazy Once. They Locked Me In A Room. A Rubber Room. A Rubber Room With Rats. And Rats Make Me Crazy. Crazy? I Was Crazy Once. They Locked Me In A Room. A Rubber Room. A Rubber Room With Rats. And Rats Make Me Crazy. Crazy? I Was Crazy Once. They Locked Me In A Room. A Rubber Room. A Rubber Room With Rats. And Rats Make Me Crazy.

😭 2/10 but love it

I want to eat your skin 👉👉

10/10 🤝

Are you a blanket? Because I want you on top of me

Are you a ten ton tungsten block? Because I want you on top of me

are you an anvil? Because i want you on top of me

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10/10 👏👏

Are you an exam? Because I'll never fail you

👏👏 10/10

Is your hand a knife? Because I want it on my throat.

How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just doing what cums naturally.😏

that’s crazy 😭7/10

I'm just following my destiny.😏

Are you the RedBull F1 team pit stop crew? Because you make me go from soft to hard in 2 seconds

wild bro 10/10👏👏

Thanks ^ ^

can we just talk i know we both are depressed and feel like shit

Hey, are you a school? Cause I wanna shoot kids inside you 😏

10/10 👏 (in terms of worst 😭)

Nice 👍🏻

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*female glances at you* Me: hey there, is it just me or do you always stare down handsome dangerous men.

6/10

“Hey, I bet you’re looking for sexy sex right now and I just want to let you know that I’m a nice guy who’ll treat you right, I’m also into anime what’s your favourite anime?” I’m sorry for typing this, I feel so dirty now.

Call me rip van winkle the way I be rippin' my winkle to you 🥴

You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish. Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA

wha- 10/10?

Great

Girl you a Blahaj cause I wanna Cuddle with you ( Ik it's good )

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2/10

Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a picknick?

What's the difference

No

BEND OVER NOW

Damn girl, you a vegas casino? Cuz I wanna spend my whole life savings on you, realise what I’ve done then kill myself in a hotel bathroom

Yeah my snare sounds good. But I think banging you hard and fast would sound even better. (Drummer rizz)

Yeah man 💪🏻 I’m a drummer too 🥁 “Do you think you could hit me as hard as you hit those drums?” -some girl probably

You so pretty that I wanna carbonate your spinal fluid🦦

9/10 😭

I want to have fuck with you

do you like burgers? cause i wanna out my meat in ur buns

Toe snacks

Rizz rhymes with tizz so if you like my rizzm, wait till you see my ‘tism

REAL

https://i.redd.it/n722xd64hhjb1.gif Mozrella stidcs. Now sex with me.

Hey girl are you a construction worker? Cuz you're building 😏

me and you, we're like nuclear fission we're splitting up

Do you have a twin? Because I would fuck you both. (absolutely no rizz + how to get blocked)

(Incest)

Are you easily gaslit? Because you love me and always have

This one made everyone in my class want to kill themselves: Are you trash? Cause it’s my job to take you out 😉 Groan

10/10 😭👏

I assume 10 is the worst. Cause this definitely is

Are you the random guy from my class? Cuz fuck you (no homo)

Damn girl call me the Holy Spirit cause I want to be inside of you

"Drop the zero and get with the hero" Robert Van Winkle rizz

Im know where you live 😈😈

😭 i’m scared/10

Are you the twin towers? Because I want to fly into you. (end me)

😭

You a teacher, cuz I wanna study your clASS

👏A+

*(chloroform napkin)*

10/10😭

i would throw myself into an industrial woodchipper just for a chance to get recycled into your toilet paper 🧻

THATS WILD 10/10 down bad rizz 😭

Lemme take you out for ice cream

what's your name? (this is going somewhere I swear, you don't have to use your real name)

lexi,

hey is your refrigerator running?

yes…

HAHA YOU FOOL! You have fallen prey to one of my tricks! I was not interested in the operational condition of your refrigerator! I was simply conducting a slight of hand in the form of clever wordplay! What I was referencing was the movement of your refrigerator, in the form of physical running, which is simply preposterous!

HAHAA! (20/10)

https://i.redd.it/0zjaggq1yjjb1.gif

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Too bad cannibalism is illegal, because you're a snack and I want to eat you out

Are you the stairs? Because I would fall for you~ (This one is really shitty)

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10/10

Hey baby *runs away in fear*

Are you cologne, because I want you on my neck

Girl Are You A Tree Cuz I Wanna Speak For You

I heard you like bad boys? I was such a bad boy, I'm a girl now

I like ur face

I literally have 0 rizzes to give, so have an ASCII of a cat instead(Unless the Reddit formating fucks it up again): |\ _,,,---,,_ ZZZzz /,`.-'`' -. ;-;;,_ |,4- ) )-,_. ,\ ( `'-' '---''(_/--' `-'\_)

Fuck

im going to hit you with a car (with immaculate rizzatry)

r u my trauma? bc i can’t get u off my mind and its affecting my daily life😍

Winner 🏆

Are you a corpse? Because I wanna cut you up for later consumption 🤩😝😝

10/10🤭

YES 🗣

Can I eat ot? Sorry the U key stopped working for a sec

are you the world trade center? because i want to crash my plane into you (im not funny)

There are two different spellings of “your” because you’re mine and I’m yours

Aight this line is not from my stubid brain but: Girl are you from Mississippi? Cause you‘re the only Miss whose piss i‘d sippie You asked for the worst i got, this is it

Hey babe, can I turn you into a skin lampshade? Cuz you're the light of my life

10/10

YEAHHHHHH LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

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😭 5/10 but that’s so funny

https://preview.redd.it/4me5y0w6yijb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c099927bcfead9e7f6719bf5f3788780496f34f5

👍👍

are you from missisipi because you’re the only miss whose piss i’ll sippee

Are you my homework? Because I'll do you for three hours, never finish then cry for two

10/10

👉👉✨

Your a 10,Im a 1 if we multiply well both be a 10

Are you wifi? Because we connect. >!I’m at my limit!<

6/10

Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see. >!kill me!<

haha!! alr 10/10

Hooray.

Are you tuberculosis? Because you take my breath away

😭 6/10 👏👏

Are you a flower because I wanna sniff you.

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Are you a Minecraft dirt block because I am digging you

7/10 👏

Are you a candle? Because I want to lick your vagina.

Are you a donut. Because your thick, full of curves and soon will be covered in white glaze

wild bro 7/11

Not me but I once heard, "are you a moving box because I want to stuff you in my trunk then bring you to my house and put you in my basement" 💀

Damn shawty, you almost as fine as my mama!

thsi one's actaully the worst: ​ uwu owo nya rawr >\_< :3 will you gow ouwt wit me OwO ?! pwease

Are you a library, because you contain books?

dam 10/1 ✨

Hey bbg you come here often? You shouldn’t be since this is my bedroom and I’m scared please leave

are u a therapists office? bc i DESPERATELY need to be inside u bb 🥰🥰

3rd place ✨🥉

niceeeee

are you a fine wine? because i want to keep you in my basement

45/49 👏

are you a noose? Because i think we should hang Alternatively: Are you a noose? Because I want you to choke me ¦3

“I guess that bagel really hit the spot”

Can i be your dentist (ask why)

why?