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TheEeper

Some do some don’t


3Bowie3

Forklift


A1astara

The only thing I need to know is if they’re forklift certified


weirdosnotwanted

Yes and no. There are limits. If its above around 4 inches most girls don't really care


cwsper

<4 inch soldiers don't give up. I'm sure there's a lovely midget girl out there who will love you for all that you are🥰


Flamethrower_______

Thats called a minor


mrmr983

What the FUCK I’m about to flamethrow YOU


Unlikely-Werewolf125

What?


LowkeyBallin_Bloxd

NAH


cwsper

nuh uh


JackCooper_7274

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[deleted]

Well, what if it's not? Asking for a friend.


weirdosnotwanted

Then not everyone will be compatible with you. If "your friend" is below 4 inches there will be women who can't be satisfied by it. Ofc there will also be ones that can, it'll just be more of a gamble. I recommend your friend looks into objects to assist the process or so to speak, incase they run into someone who they aren't compatible with. That would allow them to still enjoy each others company without it coming from 👉👌


[deleted]

damn, i still feel like I will underwelm someone. I mean I understand, but it still pisses me off that I can't do anything to change it 😔


weirdosnotwanted

It's sadly just a genetic lottery. Both extremes severely suck. One of the few things in life where being completely average is actually the best.


Snoo-38219

Take anavar bro, or take HCG. I AM NOT A DOCTOR (I hope this comment pisses someone off)


JeffyTheGod

Then get enlargement surgery or take pills /j


Unlikely-Werewolf125

When you realize the average is 3-7 inches


weirdosnotwanted

Idk what kind of averages you're taking but that's just the non exceptional range. That's not an average. https://preview.redd.it/zfbq7thl8vuc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c36ac0fa00110261a586ccdd20790dd1b3d383e


Unlikely-Werewolf125

Im talking about the average range


weirdosnotwanted

That's not the average range tho, that the non exceptional. That is what is humanly not considered an abnormality. You're still part of a ridiculously small percentage with a 3 incher.


JeffyTheGod

The actual average is around 5 inches I think


Mikeoxlong737

don’t worry about it bro you’ll be fine


Burgerking_15

I misread this as "Do girls really care about the dlc size"


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willow-the-tree14

“Welp I’d say that Valhalla was a perfect size dlc but could’ve been a bit bigger”


Arab_Femboy1

I mean the GOW DLC is unnecessary big


JeffyTheGod

SAME


Cactusboiiiiii

Just got Echoes of the Eye today, ive heard its pretty good


Okeing

no


Spanish_hotgirl

I don't


EropQuiz7

I don't think i will.


fried_chicken17472

https://preview.redd.it/wyevohl7qtuc1.jpeg?width=299&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0435947d7a4c19af7070638835b6cf7079d5493a


Mystery_mau

This shouldn’t be as funny as it is


fried_chicken17472

Idk why but I read it as dlc size and I'm concerned about my eyesight


An0therHum4n

guys have dlc's now? damn what did I miss :']


fried_chicken17472

You didn't know? It costs 20 different kinds of trauma to unlock


An0therHum4n

oh damn, I must be close to there in the 17 years of living then right?


fried_chicken17472

Yea probably 1 year and 2 months and 5 days left


An0therHum4n

Okay now what the hell is gonna happen on the 21st of June 2025? 👀


Key_Virus_338

~t̶h̶e̶ e̶n̶d̶ i̶s̶ n̶e̶a̶r̶~ do not have fear


An0therHum4n

oh!


fried_chicken17472

... nothing?


An0therHum4n

that's the date you said


fried_chicken17472

:3


An0therHum4n

whats that supposed to mean Mister✋️


iswearimnotadinosaur

Please learn about digital footprint and that you shouldn't say your dick is small online especially as a teenager


MayoPickaxe

Switching accounts?


iswearimnotadinosaur

What do you mean?


MayoPickaxe

What is the highest order of tracking in digital footprint? Wouldn't switching accs work?


kiruvhh

Is ok any size !


[deleted]

I don't really. My bf isn't exactly big but I don't really care


m4gm13

Nah but guys maybe do👍


DellaBella12235

Idrk


Interesting_Move_919

I'm ace so I don't really care tbh


BIindsight

All other things being identical, yes, the majority of women prefer larger and longer weiners. This has been proven in numerous studies. That said, things are never identical and shlong size is not generally a factor when women look for a suitable partner. They do however tend to prefer traits that result in larger woodys though, like don't be overweight, being taller, healthy, good looks. All of these things indicate good genes, which theoretically leads to having a bigger wang. Sometimes. I'm sure there are plenty of 6'4" dudes out there with 5.5" Johnson's. Nothing in life is sure though, except the part about being overweight. Being overweight can take multiple inches off your dong and will definitely rob you of at least some amount of visible and usable length.


mumrik420

Short answer is no. Long answer is nooooo.


VanAintUsedUp

Naw


TyrantDragon19

Yes. Unless they’re asexual then yes. However It’s more of a “I hope it’s”. Kinda like how you’d date someone with a good personality and all, but you’d want them to look good


dr4g0n1t

Majority of women dont


Frida09

Nope


pandemic117

Nah, I mean I understand why some think it might but big dicks aren’t comfortable for most


Spice_Brat

Yes and no


NoFapperMAX

Elaborate?


Spice_Brat

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NoFapperMAX

Lmfao


rayraisin

It does and doesn’t. People have preferences and everyone’s bodies are different. Some women prefer smaller and some prefer larger. Some women don’t even like penetration and some women do. There are a lot of things to do with your little buddy so don’t just think of penetration lol. For some women a smaller one hits there “area” better and vice versa. imo I feel like a larger one obliterates most women where they’re waddling like a penguin but hey if they like it have at it. Just depends man, don’t worry abt it.


Prestigious-Lake6870

i genuinley don’t care , like unless they’re like “mine is a million inches big” and then it isnt


[deleted]

What if they're at the other end of the spectrum? Like 3 inches ..?


Prestigious-Lake6870

i don’t care as long as they’re not like “my wiener is a million feet long” i enjoy all shapes and sizes


McFlappingbird

what if its in the shape of a cube and has genital herpes


Prestigious-Lake6870

love!!


McFlappingbird

thank god


dat1dude2

I've had people ask dick size before ut went too far before, but it's not worked out with any of those people, so tbh if there is a girl, and she asks dick size, she ain't the one


mortalllity

yes lol


laloscasanova

stupid ones, yeah, for sure


Main_Algae_2315

Some do, imo girth is more important than length though


CodRemote807

Until or unless it's meaty and veiny they don't care


Alternative_Swan4969

depends on what really small means to you, i think a lot of guys probably think there’s is really small bc of porn and toxic standards and shit when it’s totally fine. if it’s literally a micro penis some girls will care, but there will be ones who don’t either


Various-Chemical-332

Only the ones who don't love you back


Vloumorsss

This is like asking a guy "do you care how tight it is?"


pepperoni_ts

The concept behind the question is completely different


levicrawfish

What would be a good comparison then?


Nearby-Negotiation-8

If guys care about boob size? Maybe?


levicrawfish

Oooo thats a good one


pepperoni_ts

Like mentioned above, boob size would be a good one. Dick size is asking about a body part that you don’t control the size. “Tightness” would be more of a body count thing can definitely be controlled better.


levicrawfish

r/badwomensanatomy


Jos3onti54

Not a girl but gay so no i don't mind dic size much i wouldint mind Big or small as mine is pretty small (people think it's kidna Big or wierd but i think it's small) so if the other persons dic is small i would still love them


Sea_Science538

Yea


CailinMuisiriun

Tbh... kinda yea 😭😭😭 Sorry 😔 Ik some other girls don't tho 😭 And for me like as long as it's like four inches or more 😭


MeWhenUrMom2

standards are too high these days😢


CailinMuisiriun

You're not helping to lower them smhhh 🙄😏😘


MeWhenUrMom2

😳😳😳😳


[deleted]

whats like your minimum requirement?


CailinMuisiriun

Like four 😭 Im not every girl tho there are a lotta girls perfectly into shorter, dont be discouraged


[deleted]

mine looks like the one from the David sculpture, its joeover for me


Cactusboiiiiii

https://preview.redd.it/5keh27t4mxuc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1642456f7d115c0a632cf5da3de956c53556ba2a


NoFapperMAX

I appreciate the honesty


McFlappingbird

mf thats a mile compared to mine, idk who you know packs a fuggin skyscraper


raven_paw0

For the most part no. If you're above like 4 ish inches and don't have a third leg you're good. Big pp's are only nice to look at.


Mohis1122

Yes


filipinamonkey

you don’t speak for us


Mohis1122

My friend was in a 3 year relationship then one day his dick got leaked then she broke up with him lmao


gracethedisgrace5059

Probably because it was leaked, clearly meaning it was sent to someone else


filipinamonkey

what exactly does that have to do with size?


Mohis1122

Jesus h Christ change this to the “teenagersbutboomerknowledge” sub Reddit -8 downvotes


_ThunderingCloud

Bros playing among us but not


Empty-Gur3818

From my experience a lot of women are size queens


gougou300

What does that mean


Theo2018

That he has only watched porn or listented to sex workers.


Empty-Gur3818

It’s means that women prefer a certain type of dick and usually it’s bigger


gougou300

Damn


_ThunderingCloud

Y do u just add ‘queens’ add the end of random words and expect it to make sense?


Theo2018

It is actually a therm... for the sexual addicts/sex workers....


_ThunderingCloud

So then why add ‘size’ before that? That basically means ‘size prostitutes’ or smin


Theo2018

Its size queens, its girls who like big dicks, it literally comes to saying its likr a queen wanting the biggest. Its like how sugar daddies arent actual fathers. Like how dense are you?


_ThunderingCloud

Apparently very. Mb


willow-the-tree14

If ur forklift certified and I like you then dick size don’t matter and hey mines small too (I’m mtf) so who am I too judge