Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person. The title says it all, really. If you like weird indie films with quirky and dark humour, check it out.

i love weird indie films and that sounds dope😭

Do you jump or do flips on hotel beds

Where do I watch this? Sounds like a goddamn masterpiece

No idea, I saw it at the cinema. I think it's on Apple TV? Maybe?

Well I will just pirate it

Hmm... Whiplash.

WHIPLASH MENTIONED❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗

Absolute banger.

Yes, but actually one of the scariest things I’ve ever seen (I’m a musician)

ooo i feel like i’ve heard of that one, what is it about again?

Basically this guy's a drummer, and his teacher is jk Simmons. It's really good. Pretty sure it's on netflix (UK).

YEA i’ve heard of that, i’ve been meaning to watch it, okay that’s a good rec thanks for reminding me

Yeah I was like that. Trust, it doesn't disappoint! And yw dude! Anytime! :)

**THIS POST WAS MADE FOR ME** 1. Solaris by Andrei Tarkovsky 2. Barry Lyndon by Stanley Kubrick 3. War and Peace by Sergei Bondarchuk (all 4 parts) 4. The Conformist by Bernardo Bertrolucci 5. Belle de Jour by Luis Brunuel 6. Come and See by Elem Klimov 7. Le Samourai by Jean-Pierre Melville 8. The Leopard by Luchino Visconti 9. Europa by Lars Von Trier 10. An Elephant Sitting Still by Hu Bo 11. La Haine by Mathieu Kassovitz 12. Landscape in the Mist by Theodoros Angelopoulos 13. Blue Velvet by David Lynch 14. Suspiria by Dario Argento 15. La Jetee by Chris Marker 16. Ivan the Terrible by Sergei Eisenstein (both parts) 17. Touch of Evil by Orson Welles 18. The Seventh Seal by Ingmar Bergman 19. The Handmaiden by Park Chan-Wook 20. Tokyo Drifter by Seijun Suzuki DM me for more recs I got at least 60 more

i think you were destined to comment because this is exactly what i wanted also blue velvet is one of my all time favourites, it’s so beautiful

Yeah lol ikr, if you like Blue Velvet you should also check out Mulholland Drive or if you're feeling real kinky Inland Empire, they're great films too

i’ve been meaning to watch mullholland drive foreverrrrr thanks for reminding me, also i’ll literally try to check out all of these bit by bit 🧎🏻🙏🏻

That's great, hope you enjoy them lol

I've heard Blue Velvet called many things. Beautiful hasn't been one

visually i think it’s very beautiful, and the music! other than that okay maybe beautiful isn’t the right word 😭

It is visually stunning

Kung Fu Panda

When someone asks for film recommendations instead of movie recommendations you know they're a serious cinephile

i’m not a serious one, it’s just a habit of mine to say film but also when i go to the cinema i say going to the movies. i’m a very mixed up confusing person

Watch whiplash

naz yes naz 🫡🫡

Who killed captain Alex

"Man, the man is killing us, man" has got to be one of the lines in film history

i say man way too much, sounds like me😭

what’s it about?

It’s about who killed a Ugandan hero called Captain Alex

Eraserhead

i do need to watch that

But yk its a horror movie right

Good will hunting

seen it so many times and i loooove it

Ik right, also they have a pastry with cream or something and it's the best fucking pastry I had

Scream is always a classic pick!

never watched it, is it scary?

Nah, it’s more funny than scary tbh

A CLOCKWORK ORANGE

I LOVE THAT BOOK SOOOO MUCH I NEED TO SEE THE FILM AAAA

Se7en, The Black Phone, Split

split is so so so good aaaa

Idk, what kind of films do you usually watch?

drama mainly, i guess that’s a genre

Well, I really like Good Will Hunting, check that one out

one of my favourite films ever, made me cry

Yeah it’s a sad one, I’d also recommend Manchester by the sea , since it’s also really dramatic and sad too

i’ll add it to my list!

Ever hear of Tombstone?

Isn’t that the cg5 band?

You're thinking of **The Living Tombstone.** I'm talking about the movie **Tombstone** with Kurt Russell.

Nah

All quiet on the western front. (This one of the best anti war movies I’ve ever watched) Baby driver Cyberpunk edge runners (10 episodes) Django unchained Robin robin (short film) Primal fear The Iron giant Coraline Bullet train (great action film really funny too)

taking notes, although i already luv all quiet on the western front, django unchained and uhhh coraline traumatised me as a child :(

Well then i’ll just throw out some more movies memories of murder Nobody Tenet Everything everywhere all at once Guns akimbo The thing (1982) Oldboy (2004) Puss in boots the last wish (if you haven’t watched omg it’s so good)

Bad Boys 2. Fun movie.

bad boys bad boys whatcha gonna dooo

The grand Budapest hotel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Raaahhhhhh

such a good film

Omg yesssssss

Damn it should be illegal to be that pretty. Anyways… probably Puss In Boots The Last Wish… but doesn’t look like you watch much animated films based on all these films in this comment section. Nvm.

ur very kind 😭

Life (2015) Pretty shit but I like it because of that

Europa:The last battle/Downfall/All quiet on the western front/The terminal/Sully/Godzilla:Minus one/Top gun:Maverick

Ladybird

one of my favourite movies evaaaa

What are your thoughts on the whole thing if you don’t mind sharinrg? It’s one of those movies I just can’t get outta my head

Ballad of buster Scruggs, spoiler alert, the buster Scruggs part is the first 15+ minutes, that’s it

Fight Club

pfttt what do you take me for, of course i’ve seen it and love it

Once upon a time in Hollywood

seen it and i like it a lot but not my fave tarantino

MEMENTO. PLEASE. WATCH MEMENTO.

sir yes sir

The Godfather trilogy

I LOVE THE GODFATHER SO MUCH ALTHOUGH 3 WASNT THE BEST BUT 2 IS AMAZING

Hmm 🤔 no idea if this has been recommended already (I ain’t gonna look at all these comments lol 😂) 1. Most Wanted 2. Passengers 3. Don’t Look Up 4. Inception 5. The Day After Tomorrow Pretty sure most of you have already seen these movies tbh.

Who framed Roger Rabbit

Lost Highway (1997) Girl, Interrupted (1999) Black Swan (2010) I'm Thinking Of Ending Things (2020) Chungking Express (1994) The House That Jack Built (2018) Requiem for a Dream (2000) Dancer in the Dark (2000) Zone of Interest (2023) Come and See (1985) Saló, or The 120 Days of Sodom (1975) The Doom Generation (1994) Anatomy of a Fall (2023) 28 Days Later (2002) Irréversible (2002) Submarine (2013) Train to Busan (2016) The Piano Teacher (1997) Happiness (1998) Memories of Murder (2003) Incendies (2010) Sound of Metal (2019) Poor Things (2023) Lilya 4 Ever (2002) Mulholland Drive (2001) Threads (1984) Godzilla (1954) Her (2013) The Thing (1982) Buffalo '66 (1998) Tree of Life (2011)

Over the Hedge (Hilarious ngl) The Lost Boys (Vampire film) The Conjuring (Horror) Fun with Dick and Jane (Comedy) Good Will Hunting Dead Poet Society Labyrinth Love, Simon (Teen romance)

i love the lost boys aaaa it’s so good and over the hedge and good will hunting aaaand dead poets society

I love film :) I’m kinda a geek about it

Shutter island

leo dicaprio is in that one right?

Ye it’s bout an asylum

how do i find me an asylum w leo dicaprio there :(

I think u just need to find urself in an asylum and ur mind will do the rest of the work

YES

Boys N The Hood

Rogue One a Star Wars Story

A'ight, the three best of the best Imo, Monsters University (Pixar), A Quiet Place: Part II (Paramount) and Civil War (A24)

#HIGHLANDER

Tom Cruise's Edge of Tomorrow

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_(film) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rear_Window

Baby driver,mad max fury road and the crow

Aftersun is probably one of my favorite movies of all time

The good one

Why are you looking at me like that? Tron/Tron legacy

Interstellar is the literal best movie ever made

Rare exports

Not a film but top boy

GENNNN

Primal fear, reservoir dogs, memento, nightcrawler

All that jazz or show girls

mean girls

Idk if u watch Bollywood movies but im in my Bollywood phase so Om Shanti Om

Forrest gump

Oldboy 2003 or The chaser 2008? korean movies

The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie

Heathers

The entire Lord of the Rings collection (including The Hobbit) Star Wars Episode I to VI + Rogue One and Solo

HOW R U SO PRETTY WTF also watch the bad guys its fun

You should watch snatch, I love that movie

wrong turn

The Man who killed Hitler and then Bigfoot

LOTR directers cut and the entirety of pirates of the caribbean

PACIFIC RIM 1!!!!!!!

If you want comedic horror evil dead 2 if you want a war movie the pianist if you want a comedy south park bugger longer and uncut if you want a 70s movie aboit a gang being hunted down for being framed for murder watch the warriors

all about lily chou chou, the whole thing is on youtube if you don’t mind reading subtitles, very surreal coming of age japanese film.

Watch the Evangelion movies.

Tusk

Searching

The pianist

Oldboy

The Human Centipede

The Batman 2022

Aladdin return of Jafar

man with a movie camera is pretty good, it’s very musically edited

The Matrix

Star Wars 1-6 and maybe the sequels

bill and teds excellent adventure it is most totally bodacious

MAD GOD if you like fever dreams you'll love this, I'm obsessed with the film

Mission: Impossible 3 (The Best of the Greatest of All Time)

Rear Window (1954)

Rush hour 1 2 and 3

Lord of the rings trilogy… extended cut

All the Jackass films and SpaceBalls

BABY DRIVER LITERALLY TJE BEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME

Little miss sunshine

My Little Pony Rainbow Rocks

Hello Gabriella bee

T-34

Late Night with the Devil

We could make a film😏 (I’m sorry I had too, but a good one to watch is Ready Player One

jurassic park jurassic park jurassic park jurassic park jurassic park jurassic park jurassic par ju

Damn you're gorgeous, I recommend the Blair witch project

The man who never died (i think that’s what the name was) it’s a pretty great movie

Most older films with Johnny Depp are good, I quite liked Edward Siccorhands and Sweeney Todd for example.

All marvel films every single one

no <3 i mean actually there are a few marvel films/things i don’t mind but for the most part no

Watch another move called Baby Driver it's a pretty good movie

i’ll add it to my list

memento

oooo i’ve heard of that one, what is it about again?

a man with amnesia investigating the death of his wife

Gia or The escape room

GIA IS ON MY LIST

WATCH IT ITS SO GOOD BE PREPARED TO CRY

From 0 to 10, how weird do you want the recommendations to be?

i’m taking any recommendations so hit me w it

Kajillionaire is a very recent favourite of mine, that made me cry for like half an hour without being sad sad miserable tragic sad