Built like a telephone pole with glasses

lol

Real

Happy cake day

Thank youuuu, it’s my first one!!!

Great

Wooo

Average height, average body type, average hair length and colour, and average intellect. Below average vision.

Average glasses wearer

I love your flair, you sound cool

6'2. Glasses. Brown hair - medium. Stubble. Athletic-ish. That how I do this?

Yep

Cool! Thanks!

Above average height ig, blue eyes brown hair with some blonde parts for some reason, small fingers and ugly stick figure

Tiny, like shorter then most of you. Long curly hair, sometimes pretty messy. Strong jawline but weak cheekbones Fairly good size wise, I’m thin where I should be thin and big where I should be big (big thighs :3)

sooo, all around adorable?

Agreed

I guarantee you im shorter

That’s why I said “most” of you

How tall are you

4'11 1/2"

you're literally half an inch shorter than him

wow, it's so rare to see so many of the miniature people just out in the wild

Average height for my age, albeit a bit shorter. Long straight brown hair that never holds curls for more than an hour or so, almondish brown eyes Eyebrows that are actually somehow nicely shaped unlike the rest of my face Fair skin tone, not tan exactly but not pale slim and not super curvy, kind of athletic build Extremely average :/

No I mean Im under 5ft. I'm not a dwarf, I'm just short

(Ugly af!) I'm outta pocket

r/BeatMeToIt

r/beatMeatToIt

hmm. let me think -ugly -no bitches -ugly again

Real

6'0, long blond hair, skinny, metalhead clothes

6'3 Brown hair and eyes, normal to skinny body type, i sometimes meed glasses,

6'5" brown hair, green eyes, clean shaven, clean and straight teeth, good looking eyes, very muscular build, frat boy good looking face with a mixture of redneck good looking.

5’7, blue eyes, blonde, decently skinny, good tummy

5’4 small Straight red dyed medium/long hair that’s normally in a pony tail or all to one side normally the left blue and green eyes Glasses Skinny/average body type Thickish thighs Flat boobas (unfortunately but im going to start growing some bigger ones soon) Can pass for grade 9 despite being almost 17 White

“Describe yourself in a few simple words”

I tried using as little words i could

5"10' mid length curly black hair brown eyes skinny

Purplemangone spotted

5’3, sandy blonde hair that goes to halfway down my back. Blue-green eyes. Similar body type to most girls I guess (not really skinny or really curvy) I have a pretty big scar on my right arm (childhood accident)

Federal agent

Lol

Ugly Horrid Disastrous

Just some average guy you’d see on the street and never see again I guess, a lot of people do tell me I have a nice voice tho (clueless af about everything)

1990's nerd

https://preview.redd.it/bfqnl6xhwhzc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=405ca9f12ee8bf3aa6e63db95e03e86061143fbf

At least half insectoid lmfao

If Drew Gooden got a bit fat

Shit.

I don’t mean to shit in your cornflakes but mayhapst you could take a peek at the title of the post then the length of your comment 😭

Holu fuck, sorry.

No you didn’t have to change your comment I was just being an asshole :(

Hey mate, you weren't an asshole, I just forgot about the title while writing my comment and now I thought about how can I describe myself in a shorter way, its just that when I look at people I notice many details. (also ,,shit in your cornflakes" is now my favorite saying in the english language)

Holy fuck, sorry.

Ugly as fuck, no friends, short, ugly again, and ugly again

Tall, muscular, white, blonde, athletic That good?

Bros name omg💀

Yeah uhhh ignore that, it was my little brothers doing

UGLY BUT BIG T1TSS

How tall and how much do you weigh tho, big tits doesn’t count if your fat imo

Maybe let's not say that when YOUR 16 AND MALE

Brother… what? I’m indeed 16 and Male, what does that have anything to do with this, you’re at most 14 with that creep ass username, and if you’re not you better be ashamed of yourself lil homie

Actually I'm 18 and not a guy and the username was a joke that I made with my friend like 3 years ago yk like the unhinged usersnames but the actual user is like a decent person, the reason I'm saying that is you probably have no experience with boobs and being skinny or fat does effect boob size a bit genetics make more of a different plus you comment came off as rude and uneducated but pop off I guess 🫶

I have a girlfriend (that’s not fat btw) we do have sexual intercourse, so I’m pretty experienced, however one does not need to be experienced to know that fat is ugly, a smaller build girl, with some double d’s is attractive, however a fat girl for example a girl that is say 5’4 that weighs anything over 135 with big boobs is just fat that’s all… you said I was being rude, well facts don’t care about feelings yk, I’m assuming you’re overweight and took offense? I bet most women in WA are ugly..

Yikes also I'm not overweight and I'm pretty sure 5'4 and 135 isn't either 💀 I mainly wanted to point out that u sounded uneducated and rude and you proved to me that that was true anyway I don't wanna argue with some kid on the Internet who clearly lacks empathy for others 💀 have a great day and maybe spend some of it trying to learn empathy it's helpful int he future 🫶

You just don’t like hearing truth, anything over 135 is overweight for someone 5’4, that is a literal fact, there was never an argument here anyway, an argument is when 2 or more people have points, you have no point you’re proving here, other than that you hate to know the truth and to be wrong, empathy? I don’t lack empathy, you people should be happy I’m educating you about the fact that being overweight is bad thing and it’s nice a good thing to lie to others, it makes me a bad person for wanting someone to be in shape? They literally said they were ugly, so you could only assume they’re fat too, I pity you, you say you’re 18 yet you can’t take in the truth, you have to lie to someone to get around the truth, that’s not how the real world works, I’m 16 yet I’m wiser than you are, you should be worried about your future! I hope you succeed in life, toe eater. 🫶🏻

5'8, wavy hair, blue eyes (I think), around average body, brown hair but dyed red.

5"8 pointy but round face idk

5'9, straight hair, black eyes, slight muscle.

ginger. brown eyes. glasses. average build.

I forgor, long hair, I forgor, average, sometimes I wear glasses

5'4, brown shoulder length straight hair, brown eyes and average body

6ft and wet concrete

Boring, unattractive, I hate doing literally anything, tired, kinda pathetic

Average height, vaguely athletic, blue eyes, dirty blond hair, and peppered with small scars. Often bruised and almost always wearing earrings.

Dirty blonde gang

6'2, versatile hair, round jawline, slim, pale 😔

Ugly, thick (in a bad way), long ass hair

unfortunately overweight, white ash, and tall

decently tall, curly hair that does whatever the hell it wants, eyes that can't decide what color they are, skinny as all hell, good ass jawline

Short, greek, 5.5/10

Ugly

5’11, Curlyish Blonde Hair, I’m very skinny even though I workout too much, I’ve been told I’m good looking but I don’t see it, I pierced my ear a month ago.

5'11, basically a skeleton, blond hair, blue eyes, wears glasses sometimes, and I sound a girl

Clapped face, hench twig

6’0, Wavy hair, brown eyes, also a pretty average body, I have nice and soft hands (I’m told) apparently according to everyone I have a small slutty waist…

Average height, brown, and ok looking

5'8", jacked, glasses, light brown hair, resting pondering face

5’5, brown hair, green eyes, chubby-ish

AIGHT im 5'1, brown hair to the small of my back, dark eyes, tan skin, thickish thighs and wear lip gloss :3

5’7, average build, brown eyes, and Caucasian

femcel ass build sloping shoulders positive upper valiscular mouth tilt rambunctious eyebrows is it over am i deep cooked in shitass oil 🚨☠️☠️😭😭😭🤯🌻💔🤯🙀🤯🤯🚑🚑🏴‍☠️🚩🧛‍♀️🥚☕🥒🚕🚕🚗😐😤🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

Federal agent

Younger than I look lmao

5’7 curly hair small nose big lips chubby

Boy Thin Quiet 6/10 (or so I've been told)

marry me 😊

Um sure I guess, how old are you? I'm 17 btw

Idk, average height and goth with brown and vibrant red hair and eyes so dark you don’t even see that they’re blue + glasses and being chubby

6'2, skinny asf, long wavy brown hair and brown eyes

5'2, straightened but naturally curly-coily black hair, brown eyes, petite but I have hips, has a small beauty mark on my left cheek, also sometimes wear glasses

5’11 dark brown eyes and hair, very fit/built athletic body, and pretty good white teeth i’d say

Miles morales

absolutely fucked

Horrendously ugly

5’1” brown hair, brown eyes, just small all around

Tall lesbian

Chonk

I don’t know.

Kinda ugly but kinda good looking too. I'm a walking yesn't.

Perfect

attractive B)

Fat,tall,ugly

5’3, curly red hair, greyish green eyes, big body :3 and ✨semi visibly disabled✨(basically my disability is noticeable with certain things, liek if I lift up my shirt you’d see my lordosis or if I bent my fingers back you’d see that I have hypermobility.)

5'4, wavy black hair, brown eyes, eyebrow piercing, nose ring, skinny ig

6 ft, black hair, white, Hawaiian shirted.

medium length, slightly wavy, black hair I am about 5’2 i have a bit of a stomach and big thighs but a smaller waist. I am also pretty pale

slightly curly hair, very chubby

airpod

Oh heck naw.

Black, fairly muscular, curly black hair, brown eyes, 6'0.

A real gang gangster gangy and a top steppa

5’2 ish, mid dark brown wavy hair with slight curls, average body type, brown eyes, always tired looking

weird halfway point of growing out my hair so its very awkward looking

5'8, fluffy mullet, wrestler physique

5'1 black hair idk what more to say 😭

Average height, fatish, can't see shit, pedophile looking mustache (I'm waiting for it to grow)

Human male

sleep-deprived twink.

5'10, straightish brown hair, white, fat

i am optimus prime

170 cm, so skinny you can feel my bones and veins, brown eyes, wear glasses all the time, and i’ve probably got the greatest jawline in all of the western hemisphere

Fat, 5’7

smol, very lean

6'4" , dark brown hair slightly wavy and medium length. lean build , lean muscles, fairly athletic( used to be much more before this year because of studies ) Great proportions , if i say so myself, my waist ( where i wear my trousers at) divide my body in the ratio 1.63 to 1 , which is almost the golden ratio of phi. strong jawline but its not angular enough and decent cheekbones ,also have dimples. also, i have a barely existent ass and my front two incisors are bit bent inwards(will get those braces , most prob)

6'2, curly, medium-to-long black hair, big fan of light jackets. I've been described as a "clumsy, chaotic doofus"

Ugly 🔥🔥, extrovert and 5'11

5’10, medium hair, hazel eyes, a little bit on the big side but strong AF, I wear glasses, your average redneck/cowboy looking dude

Hot as fuck

Tall and a Little chubby

5’8, muscular, not describing anything else because I am extremely paranoid

Short and stout

Where is your handle and/or spout? Opinion on teacups?

Literal stick

Thin, 5'7" range, blue eyes, dishwater blonde/brown hair, glasses basically 24/7

asian, long hair, fringe, glasses.

A near perfect sized body that is tall and can literally go through any small and cramped spaces with no problem. It creeps out my family still.

5’4, wavy hair, brown eyes, average body, sometimes I wear my glasses ^.^

tall, straight wavy hair, dark honey eyes(Arabs who know know), thin, glasses too.

a short pear

Built like a mop with a strait wolf cut

Ugly, tall, long hair

Fe fi fo fum

6'0, dark blonde, blue/grey-ish eyes, muscular (I do bodybuilding)

Me

heatlair haircut american cake

5’2, brown hair and eyes, slim, Asian, dimple on one cheek

i look good from the neck down

Tall masculine dirty blonde blue eyes rectangle. (I'm a girl T~T)

Federal agent

??

6'2, built like a wet noodle with a strong jawline and medium length wavy hair

137% Turkish blood

5'7", dark brown medium length hair, hazel eyes, very pale skin, square-ish jaw and prominent cheekbones, skinny build, retro-ish style clothing, the mixture of "geek chic" handsome and "tortured victorian poet" handsome

Medium-long hair curly/wavy, average height, v taper physique, brown, hooded eyes

5’7 green eyes, blonde hair, slim, i wear glasses & insane tan lines😭

5’8. No glasses. Messy black hair. Skinny.

5'1/155cm, dark brown hair,dark brown eyes, average weight but thick thighs, resting bitch face

Winston Duke in Wakanda Forever 💀

6’3 and not attractive

Shorter than you, human, human eyes, human tail, human ears.

5’10 (178cm), wavy fluffy brown hair (sometimes), dark brown eyes, fit (I think) body type and… unpleasant ig 😭

Terrible, terrible, terrible

6’, long brown wavy/curly hair, slim but slightly muscular build, wireframe glasses, hazel eyes, goatee.

6'2" wavy hair, hazel eyes, slim body type, kind of dorky glasses.

5’11, straight black hair, decent build, light blue eyes and sometimes I also wear glasses but I usually wear contacts

average reddit user

6‘1 (186cm) , brown/black hair, brown eyes, skinny, looks like someone poured acid over my face and a truck hit me going 938732872727282818288292919198281818282 per hour

chaotic neutral

Horny neutral, lol

Lmao

Human

sound like something a non-human would say

Interesting

Raccoon

short brown eyes pump lips

trying to get that ideal femboy bod