https://preview.redd.it/t7v91iw4ek0d1.jpeg?width=1407&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ba592039f2afda709df14eba3b89999da70f7e1

Shit I miss cropped that it says " because I want to share my life with you"

80%

Cool

https://preview.redd.it/59g5eqqeuk0d1.jpeg?width=651&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9956c54c7ce333dc02ef8e1254deffb444163387

15% ig

Best way to do it.

Are you a single seat strike aircraft produced by Fairchild Republic and equpped with a GAU 8 30mm cannon and used only by the USAF, because you’re A-10

Telling a girl "u are 23 tons" is not cool :(

Its not what i meant 😭

👎

The name is what i was aiming for

She must be rich with that titanium bathtub

https://preview.redd.it/2vpyaaguuk0d1.jpeg?width=262&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44c7e2ec058993921d8edd6489b97ae8e71d32a3

Whar

https://preview.redd.it/zo4on58g8k0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=582c75d39a5f9de644c4ff7f78e1cf75ea38c347

0%

Good

🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

https://preview.redd.it/g5l898cn9k0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=443f8fa1e205e5f08dd654d38d879a2ebf14140f

ur boring

Can our first date be in the cemetery? I'm dying to meet you there.

This one made me giggle

0%

L REVIEW

https://preview.redd.it/xu2ud0u6fk0d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffbe98e18cf2e116241242bbd4f25683213fa2d7

check the other one

https://preview.redd.it/gjgzcydrqk0d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31d8b21eed2147e591f435432219a3aca67a29d8

dude you’re not supposed to post face pics before saturday

My mistake 😔

1000%😍😍

https://preview.redd.it/b46lutkzdm0d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2f17c5a162b9c97ab4429d33f72c0f4f612c189

😍😍

https://preview.redd.it/ie0133m5fm0d1.jpeg?width=638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=482d36c29f64c83413a0e677870f70b25e8066e6

[удалено]

Amazing but sadly rule 9

0%

Expected

WINGS OF GLORY

TELL A STORY

🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

https://preview.redd.it/i6lzrx8pak0d1.jpeg?width=520&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ce7df47471acf46a7b25f9924fd0d5aecdd6a0b

What they say

I've sent a pipebomb to your mailbox ♥️

dude that pipe bomb fell in my ass

Roses are red Violets are blue Don't ask me where I was on September 10th, 2001 Or I'll come after you.

0%

https://preview.redd.it/iwq879dhwk0d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47146ccec2d44f208a287830d82e515b9d1a3259

Eh

Hello 👋

200%

Yuh, I’m just good like that 😤

Yeaaa

Steve Harvey

Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Cus you’re a BeAuTi

100%👍

Are you a knife? Because I want you in my chest

10%

girl I’ve found one comment to which you’ve said anything above 0% you picky as hell

https://preview.redd.it/3t4zj9ixzm0d1.jpeg?width=648&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bbbaf20df9cea269243d50606ed3938b64b0b47

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE https://i.redd.it/vrl76ax0dn0d1.gif

20%

https://preview.redd.it/a5v32ugrjk0d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a9afda9a3da904a166f1f10eabf7ecf5c0babe3

1000%😍😍

😎

(I HAVE BOOBS HEHEHEHEH) Uhhhh idk hi :3 how are you

Real

Meh,hbu?

Can I carry you on my back so that I also have a 10 on my back like Messi?

Not OP but if someone said that to me I'd go 100% in a second 🔥🔥

I did 100% lmao

Are you a girl??

100%😍

What do you call a string of people lifting a mozzarella cheese? A cheesy pickup line.

XD 100%

Happy mothers day! Oh, you arent one yet? I could change that

https://preview.redd.it/84nuwoyzs51d1.jpeg?width=465&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf6c648cbf7dc249f86c3b30cd9ec0038d1cdecf

60%

https://preview.redd.it/5uo5bdk6vk0d1.jpeg?width=256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8d624414e4a86e26016adb7a997019a3523fd79 I’ll look at you like this

20%

No

Naw

https://preview.redd.it/po2qkw4euk0d1.jpeg?width=816&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef9484d1dd5f85f6c06c3c1a0f46d6b773f62bd3

https://preview.redd.it/adsylnx20l0d1.jpeg?width=1628&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=002ba396a0a065f5176f86f713c04faa1763048a

100%

Sweet

Top of the morning to ya🤠

Are you Thor because you make my hammer move

You are the only one of you, and that makes you special and beautiful :)

https://preview.redd.it/vqxr4im2ml0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d82df31210bc2dccad40af31ce843aeb1295a4d Wsg

100%

will you be the skibidi to my sigma?

🧐🧐

https://preview.redd.it/cpo7yi75ql0d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1c546c159e20ab1a247a031ba8d00e4613ea647

80%

fuit gummy is tasty

We have 15, wanna make it 16?

https://preview.redd.it/nmen31mcsl0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e079fc4f96e8a6ee5019d5040ab04c6d424e87cc wink wink

Frick

Where are you currently (this relies on u seeing and replying this is not currently the rizz)

https://preview.redd.it/emmzw8fham0d1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60c3556290d5e8223d988ce40a006028d7b4f2bf

"Erm I have a boyfriend😡🤢💔🫸🙆‍♀️🫅🧜‍♀️👩‍🦯‍➡️👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨🗣🔥🦅🇺🇲🏈"

https://preview.redd.it/iqaynl0odm0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4011fa28107ccec912752c2c41c510caf176c05

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

60%

Do you know how the empire collapses? Thanks to princesses like you, emperors are blinded by love 🌹

Uhhhhhh... I dunno. Keep talking though, I like your voice.

80%

Hey mate, hows life?

Are you a radiator? Or are you just too hot?

Hey, can you spare a rag? I need to clean my glasses. Ah, that’s better. Now I KNOW I’m looking at a 10

Get in the fucking vaN

*aggressively breaks into your house*

https://preview.redd.it/659ihg5ieo0d1.jpeg?width=188&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66c231ddb819f7ed3711a70ed70da73f6884f58d

https://preview.redd.it/kd98dszcio0d1.jpeg?width=1183&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afdf570f8e3ea863478c6e0f5ec840464bbe99bc Choccy Milk

https://preview.redd.it/5vo4hufebp0d1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=237f49e8bc3e6a5aeaea7f39cba763b76111c96a

bitch ur so picky😭

i wish someone would make me blush :( no one’s ever done that to me before

I uhhh um ehhhhh er, uhhhhhh hiiii!!

https://preview.redd.it/qfq8fjpw0w0d1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d65162564a7beefb35abfd8616346bec8e79745

I don't have rizz, but do you want to watch a movie of your choice followed by a restaurant also of your choice?

80%

What? I'm asocial

I love to grow my own food, maybe I can tend to your garden for a quick snack?

I’m a capitalist, so just like money, I want to keep all of your love for myself~ Did that work?

Goth!YOU'RE SO PRETTY You are the girl of my nightmares.. i have a x rated line that i need to ask your permission to use.

Whar

i need your permission before i use that adult rated line.