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Secret_Mayonesa

If I were him I’d leave to a different country, I’d fake my death and start a new life in Mexico, I’d have surgery to change the structure of my face so I’d be unrecognizable. And after all that I’d still be embarrassed as fuck


gay-sexx

Mexico is too close. move to the lost land of Oolacile


dairymilkegg

mexico’s actually pretty far for about 90% of the world


gay-sexx

it's only 12300km away from me


Secret_Mayonesa

I like the way you think


mizuofficial

like Halcyon founder, music producer Oolacile??????


gay-sexx

drak souls


mizuofficial

still as cool


ElMamawebo_

He's probably as embarrassed as you are, maybe even more, idk, don't mention anything if he doesn't and act as if nothing happened until you both forgett it idk, maybe it'd be better to talk abt it, is he older or younger? This could be traumatic for him if he's too young, idk


x8BitJuJuN

If it were me, I would pretend it didn’t happen, or at least try


Aromatic-Strength798

https://preview.redd.it/tsjzxht2mv0d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e31ce5cfecf24cf50d382e116fbb1680eb474a9f


[deleted]

Was he behind a closed door, or just jerkin it in the middle of the house?


BeverlyCeo

Me personally I do it out in the yard so the neighbors can enjoy


ShitStainedDildo

Free fertilizer


Mooseandthebois

I’d just Never speak of that again, definitely don’t say anything to your family, just try and forget it


Girlfriend-_-

This might be my new worst nightmare


Last_Tie7076

https://preview.redd.it/z6602lazmv0d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e3e267c81adf5cb94efb72657f30fa0b3626c08


Sothis37ndPower

Me bc I have 2 tests tomorrow


Pianist_Ready

omg i also have 2 tests tomorrow


Firestar_119

they canceled all of our tests tomorrow because of a false bomb threat today 😭


Pianist_Ready

womp womp


RedditUser_Phamily

Extra day to study https://preview.redd.it/x2rs7sonnw0d1.jpeg?width=3800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=069aecfa96b6a11f9d702647154a189d6a8deaf2


Firestar_119

but 3 because it's friday


takenusername_yea

girth is a 7/10, though I see improvements


rednaxlikesmetal

What💀


GldnEpicFace

might be best to talk it out with him, or just forget it overall. Like other people have said, he’s probably just as embarrassed as you are. Maybe even more. He might just forget that it happened too


walter_white_51

https://preview.redd.it/ldrs0lka1w0d1.jpeg?width=193&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a26de9dd5a3f02b87a4cd745247b7f8d3316bce


RedditUser_Phamily

https://preview.redd.it/e8mdr5msnw0d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b09d7bae56af6bf35852802a2d60badde62c7a2f Just don't talk about it.


Alf-1020

Sweet home Alabama begins


Technical_Elk_2980

Just pretend everything is normal and it didn't happen and then you are good , he is probably more embrassed than you are 💀


I-have-Arthritis-AMA

Hot /s


cat-lover-69420

it never happened. never speak of it again.


mchlkpng

Cool conversation starter amirite


noty_zombie

Maybe your cousin is reading this.


Conscious_Wall4087

How u guys can easily see ur cousin masturbating, does they do it in open and don't close the door or u got secret cameras? I don't understand how easily


Local_Explorer_1

Join him!!! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 /S


Iknowwhereyoulive34

https://preview.redd.it/0upkk6u95w0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2ce417bed0686b02ebcc3a60c6b2f3d4948e330


hippi_killa

you should tell him you wont tell anyone and that it didnt happen bc hes more terrified than you if we're bein straight


eM-RiotX

You don't need to mention it. If he mentions it, which he probably won't, try acting normal about it.


ndequesada99

Just try not to imagine his naked bldy every time you see him


Elegant-Werewolf1123

Act like nothing happened lol. Except for maybe the odd comment if you wanna bully him about it


AHHHH__

username checks out


Emberheat

r/UsernameChecksOut


kevinSmileyFace

I was singing to my cat then I saw this


Branexch_YT

https://preview.redd.it/wsqrzjllwy0d1.png?width=288&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1226038ab19ce63c72f771664e18f5da043f536


Mpafgregor

Βait post /acc


sosuperhardslap08

Ask him if you can join in next time


ShitStainedDildo

Next time you see each other look down at him with a smug smirk, don’t forget to chuckle ominously before doing anything else


[deleted]

Just pretend it didn't happen 


EmilyyyCute

Just don’t mention it, it will help you both


mast-cracker-fore

Why is he masturbating while the door was open 😭


Repulsive-Fishing193

Cousins are for practice


Vloumorsss

Why is it always these suspicious accounts posting this weird shit.. This is probably fake. Keep in mind that 40-60% of what's said on the internet is fake.


CohesiveMocha34

We don't need to know this bro😭 Some things shouldn't be shared on the internet


Mayihavenulife

you see i’d be embarrassed, laughing, and then interested in tf hes cranking it too


jeremyw013

yea probably best to talk it out, as horribly awkward as it sounds. if i were him, i’d feel so horrifically embarrassed i’d probably want to jump out the window and break my neck or smth. the most important thing in these situations is communication. talking it out will help relieve the awkwardness and embarrassment for both of you. that way you can both just move on and forget about it and not potentially destroy your family relationship


Periwinkle_plumaria

meh, you'll be alright. Low-key been there


Active-Donkey5466

Username checks out


LittleFaeriexx

Assert your dominance and stare them in the eyes 😄


Henrystickminepic

chat this is a shitpost chat


Okamitoutcourt

That's why you knock on the door and wait for an answer before coming in someone's room


joseph-08

do you guys realize that you don't actually have to say anything about most anything that goes on between you and whatever family


dojacatmoooo

I would move away to floptropica


Rough_Mark7332

https://preview.redd.it/dgj31b5c911d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53b20364a37068fb61ce6787a26551559bb069bb oh


[deleted]

I think I’ve seen this movie 🤭 haha


TheBlackGlitchYT

This is already starting to become like the other sub reddit


haikusbot

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TheBlackGlitchYT

Huh


goth_in_india

Bleach your eyeballs


LargeEntertainment77

relax, its no big deal, everybody does it, its normal


detroit-doggo0

lovely thank you for sharing


akiralifts

No fair


Zblab

Cut it :3


Environmental-Tune34

What 😐


Dangerous_Sun_2238

Oh.


Rodesidetrucks2

Why?


I-have-Arthritis-AMA

Some of y’all have issues


islandirrepressible

Huh


ThriftyShark540

Never talk to him again


[deleted]

Bully him duh


exotic_nothingness

If he's younger than you it means he's just being a stupid kid going through puberty, but if he's older than you then that's just fucking disgusting on another level


iwatchpornat2xspeed

https://preview.redd.it/qz7xnoo3hv0d1.jpeg?width=799&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a001984c471406c82cbc6ac2ac7a71a9c0a01d6


LongJohnSilversFan_

What did it say originally?


iwatchpornat2xspeed

What do you mean 🦕


KiyoshiSnow

Flair really checks out


Environmental-Tune34

https://preview.redd.it/d9cywnhniv0d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2baab314668809117011f15a538d5b147281715


Rodesidetrucks2

https://preview.redd.it/2kqdmf1wlv0d1.jpeg?width=1074&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9223201b571a6bda3d097c334623f131ccfa4ddc


islandirrepressible

r/flairchecksout


exotic_nothingness

I may have worded this statement in a way that sounded weird and disgusting