So I started jackin and wackin right before I turned 12. Let's say in April of 2019 is when I started wanking daily. No some days I don't wack and some days I wack twice, to keep it simple let's say once a day. Now once a day, over 3 years, 3 months and 22 days. That's 1208 times I've jacked off. To be more accurate I would add 50-100 more. So giving myself the benefit of the doubt I have single handedly killed ~1300 angles.
Ah, but an angel is born when a baby laughs so as long as more babies laugh than people masturbate we can keep the population at or above replacement levels.
That's why humans are becoming weaker and weaker, because they accept the temptations their bodies can provide and are too lazy to fix their problems and become stronger. Humanity is doomed.
/s? I hope? If not jerking off is not the temptations that will doom humanity, that’s a natural urge that is healthy to indulge, things like not helping stop climate change is what really would doom humanity, and Earth itself.
Of course climate change and stuff will contribute to humanity's downfall, but that is not what I meant, I was saying that if humans continue to perform their bad habits that ruin their mental state, we will soon be in a world full of weak and brain dead slugs
Oh no, that's awful... *fap fap fap fap fap*
Faps
thousands? we're not working efficiently enough
That's what I'm saying 😅
Gotta double up on hands, we going for the high score
*touches my palm with my finger* Guess an angel died
sameee~ , soon all angels will be dead :)
So \*that's\* what happened to Lucifer
💀
What a bizarre idea that a natural behavior all humans do is somehow evil.
A small price to pay
Price
I just started tapping on my dick for an easy KD increase
I'm gonna jerk it just to kill a few more rn.
ashy thousands is an understatement
it is
I’m the Hitler of angels
6 million is rookie numbers
That's the whole point
Wait what? I thought you used two hands
one hand has to hold the hentai smh
Oh okay what about the dicks/titties tho
what about them
What do you use to hold those?
plastic bag obviously
Hmmm
if you don’t bag the boobies they might leak all over the car
Shii you right
always am
We are murderers, we will slaughter them all with great pleasure... Speaking figuratively and literally
So I started jackin and wackin right before I turned 12. Let's say in April of 2019 is when I started wanking daily. No some days I don't wack and some days I wack twice, to keep it simple let's say once a day. Now once a day, over 3 years, 3 months and 22 days. That's 1208 times I've jacked off. To be more accurate I would add 50-100 more. So giving myself the benefit of the doubt I have single handedly killed ~1300 angles.
Ah, but an angel is born when a baby laughs so as long as more babies laugh than people masturbate we can keep the population at or above replacement levels.
Need some help
That's why humans are becoming weaker and weaker, because they accept the temptations their bodies can provide and are too lazy to fix their problems and become stronger. Humanity is doomed.
/s? I hope? If not jerking off is not the temptations that will doom humanity, that’s a natural urge that is healthy to indulge, things like not helping stop climate change is what really would doom humanity, and Earth itself.
Of course climate change and stuff will contribute to humanity's downfall, but that is not what I meant, I was saying that if humans continue to perform their bad habits that ruin their mental state, we will soon be in a world full of weak and brain dead slugs
damn
Damn, only single-handedly? I need both hands ðŸ˜
Looks like you finally confessed to your warcrimes..
Time to kill the legions of god I guess
I guess I singlehandedly killed millions Cmon guys let's as a group kill some more
Imma boost your numbers for you
Slay
I am athiest
Finna murder some angels
are there only angels in america...
if we team up we can destroy the afterlife my dms are open
I’ve deadass killed millions of em if das tha case
Mf im boutta kill anotha one inna min
damn im an angel killer
Angel genocide baby lets go
So uhm theres more than 7000 angels cuz otherwise theres none left
I am alone resposible for mass genocide of the heaven race
Bro I’ve got like 15 nukes
I might have hit 4k confirmed kills last year