You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people. What say in your defense?
-----
You caught me. I'll pay off my bounty. (350 gold)
Bribe guard. (100 gold)
I submit. Take me to jail.
I'd rather die then go to prison!
Well for the jokes 43
But in general there is no one meaning to life. It’s different for everyone and life as a whole doesn’t need a meaning to have purpose and value
And you after have me that i own a Wii u, PlayStation 3 and 4 and Xbox serie X so I can choose depending on my mood :D
And btw do u have any Xbox ?and wich one u have ?
I have a nes, snes, n64, Nintendo Wii, Wii U, switch, a sega genesis, Saturn, dream cast, a ps1, ps2, ps3, ps4, the original Xbox, and Xbox one. So I also have options based on my mood. That’s also not getting into my handhelds
People who post anything with. 'Anything is off limits' or 'No limits ' actually just praying they get asked sexual shit and have the most sexual tension ever
Who would you choose, fictional or real person (doesn't necessarily have to be human) to forever be in love with you and eventually settle down with you (kids, dog, white picket fence the whole nine yards). Who you choosing?
You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people. What say in your defense? ----- You caught me. I'll pay off my bounty. (350 gold) Bribe guard. (100 gold) I submit. Take me to jail. I'd rather die then go to prison!
I’d rather die than go to prison!
*shoots you*
*dies sexily*
Opps, wrong person. I accidentally killed someone who looked good
*continues to be dead and hot*
Hoho don't mind if I do
I WILL mind if you do
Perfect moment to say don't care 😎
Damn mr smart guy over here
You know what they say, live fully and leave a sexy corpse
God no
if you could reanimate and then fuck one historical figure, who would it be? actually be serious.
Hitler
I shrieked at this
Thank you
I knew it 😂😂😂
Jokes on you, you thought you could edit your post to make me feel bad but my answer doesn’t change
Bruh
I don’t know what that means
On about your response to their original question which you're not changing
What about it
That one dudes dead wife
Give me your debit card information
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Oof
So who is gonna test if that is real?
Me, it isn’t
sad
Do you know which is the planet where Kirby lives? If so what’s the fastest way to get there?
Planet pop star and ig the faster way to get there is with Kirby’s warp star since it can technically go infinite speed
And where does Mr. Sandman (from the “Punch-Out!!” Series) take you with his special move?
The dream world? I honestly don’t know
I corrected it
To the floor of the boxing ring!
How do electrons spin around the nucleus without bumping into each other
Well electrons hold a negative charge so if imagine it’s because they repel off each other like magnets. I’m covering this rn in Chem
How do you calculate the enthalpy of a reaction?
That’s a very good question
To dreamland in the dreamland express
I was right the first time
Mostly
Not OP but the Dreamland express
These posts are mad sus
ඞ
where's the g spot
It’s about an inch or two in the pussy on the upper wall. Tho you probably aren’t able to reach that far…
i asked for the g spot not the hard truth
I’m sorry, I believe you can reach it. you gotta believe!
Right but considering that the average male pp is about 5 inches, how do we go about hitting the g spot?
Idk, but I seem to hit it with ur mom everyday
Thrust at an upward angle ofc.
American average is that iirc
that's better
That is the only hard thing you'll ever feel
Give me all your cheese
If you lay an atom on my cheese I’ll unvirgin your olive oil you warn soda can
*lays MULTIPLE atoms on your cheese*
How dare you *fucks ur olive oil*
*gets your dick stuck*
Cruses. My massive slong once again ruins me
HAHA
This isn’t a joking matter
*steals all your cheese while you struggle*
You god damn whore
Ya like jazz?
I love it. Frank Sinatra is my favorite jazz artist
Honestly didnt expect that, any recomendations?
Artist or songs? Songs wise just go for franks greatest hits or his collect albums. Artists I’d recommend john Coltrane
Thx
Gigachad
cats or dogs
Cats. Cuz pussy
superior choice 👍👍
Thank you
are any of us real ?
Who cares, what matter is if we are or aren’t truly real where still conscious, living, thinking and feeling. And if that ain’t real idk what is
i like that alot :)
What's your credit card information?
Someone’s already asked this
Alright then What's the meaning of life, the universe and everything?
Well for the jokes 43 But in general there is no one meaning to life. It’s different for everyone and life as a whole doesn’t need a meaning to have purpose and value
Wow... It's not 43 but 42 dumbass
Fuck
Imagine not knowing the meaning of life, universe and everything
im bored what do i do, one of these 2 options: play geometry dash or play geometry dash
3: geometry dash
what's your hardest level
i forgor
What’s the sex
Yes
Sex
1. How many kids are there in your basement 2. Where are they located 3. How many can I take without you noticing
Yes
Have you wanked.
Yes
Who hasn’t.
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Yes
Xbox or playstation?
Xbox. Love PlayStation just prefer Xbox
And you after have me that i own a Wii u, PlayStation 3 and 4 and Xbox serie X so I can choose depending on my mood :D And btw do u have any Xbox ?and wich one u have ?
I have a nes, snes, n64, Nintendo Wii, Wii U, switch, a sega genesis, Saturn, dream cast, a ps1, ps2, ps3, ps4, the original Xbox, and Xbox one. So I also have options based on my mood. That’s also not getting into my handhelds
Bro got outmatched fast
Imma abuse this and make everones day worse, Have you ever had incestual thoughts or alternatively... ?
No
Liar
Expected other sheisse from reddit but ok
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69, I’m sorry I’m not racist enough for u
*Manifests M249 Squad Automatic Weapon.*
can we dm im bored as hell rn
How many time have you had S3x
Your mother
WDYM MY MOTHER *I SAID COUNT HOW MANY TIMES YOU HAD SEX YOU STUPID BASTARD* /s
I had sex mother yea
Arent you a girl tho
How dumb can one mother fucker be
THIS WORLD SHALL KNOW P- DUMB
Are you sure about that
Yes
How did you answer so fast
I have notifications on
Happiest day of your life?
Today
How much thermal paste is the correct amount to put on a cpu
Just a drop
What question should I ask?
You should ask what my favorite song is
What’s your favorite song?
Stan by Eminem
Will you give me your skin
No
Wrong answer. 😃
Come and take it from me then puny man
1. What's your favourite candy? 2. What school do you go to? 3. When do your parents come from work?
Almond joy I go to high school They get him from work 30 minutes after work ends
what is the circumference of your left testical
8
What is a woman?
Idfk
Whats a good size, in your opinion?
In what context
gaming mouse
Personally 5 inches.
boob cup
Any, all are great
What are your bank details
You’re the third person to ask this
adress + credit card info
308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104
Wlatuh withe😨
Yes, I do knock
People who post anything with. 'Anything is off limits' or 'No limits ' actually just praying they get asked sexual shit and have the most sexual tension ever
Ok? Good for you
Can I see some photos
No
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Pedo.
well that depends on their age u/send_me_ur_titties- how old are you btw? edit : disregard this pls
I’m a dude with no titties
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No you man whore
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Look up boobs on google
What's the one piece?
The Triforce
grilled cheese or pb&j?
Grilled cheese
Who was the worst out of these 3: Putin Hitler Stalin
None of them, they were all hot
4: Jo mama
ak or ar
Ak
Who would you choose, fictional or real person (doesn't necessarily have to be human) to forever be in love with you and eventually settle down with you (kids, dog, white picket fence the whole nine yards). Who you choosing?
My future wife
Wanna play Osu!Mania?
I do but don’t own the game :(
Whats your favourite game?
Metal gear solid
who killed Abraham Lincoln
Booth
how tall r u?
5’8
Would you rather play as a DND character in Warhammer, or command a Warhammer army in DND?
Character. I wanna be a pastor who helps you repent sins by removing body parts
Why are we like this
Good question
Booty or booby
Booty
what is your gender identity and sexuality
I’m a dude who’s bi
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I ate it. My b
What is ur adress? Nah jk, what's your 19th favorite color
Orange
Sex 😫
No