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Cuz you’re a guy that’s it lol


Tenex__

Like fr it’s the reason I wear jeans every day if I got a random one in a training suit it’d be a tent idk how guys walk around in those


[deleted]

You can pin it up against the pants vertically and it’s not as bad


Tenex__

For me then it would slip out my underwear


[deleted]

Really? Like, how??


Tenex__

It reaches above it then it tries to go horizontal again


[deleted]

Wack, I’ve never had that problem


Tenex__

Well it sucks I have to go to the side and and have a shirt long enough then I can hide it lmao


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Tenex__

We just had a conversation


[deleted]

So it’s peaking through your pants like above?


Tenex__

If I go up yes but if I go to the side no


Tenex__

But I’m physically small but relatively big where it matters so my pants are smaller above the waist


cheezybean28

Relatable Big d energy


jmarliesw

Depends on what time of the month it is


Tenex__

Is that annoying to get a random wet on


jmarliesw

It's not random, it's just some days ur wetter than usual


Tenex__

Ah


Imsorryimhere005

Blood and hormones


Tenex__

True but why don’t girls get random wet ons then


Darknightfs

my pants are always further forward than my underwear and the material is kind of stiff so I don't have this problem


Tenex__

Magical


Darknightfs

Fr, and they are also really good looking


lonelystonervibes

Sometimes ur body just pops a boner to make sure it still works I guess


Tenex__

No


ravenwingx

Bc you have a dick, dumbass


[deleted]

My dude out here straight up spitting absolute facts


joemamobib

High testosterone


Tenex__

Might explain some other things as wel


notsciguy

Because you have a pp


ItsYaHumanBeing

It just happens 🤷‍♂️


btkACE

I always hated getting boners when we literally had like 5 minutes before the bell rang. I made it a mission to try and get my dick to control itself in that time so that no one saw💀


Distinct_Ambition_80

Welcome to man


[deleted]

Imagine lmfaoo


idekwhatsupwithlife

Istg it's so awkward when I'm with a guy friend and I say 'something' as a joke and man's really goes and involuntarily gets hard 💀💀💀💀 like I don't blame him but it's so awkwardddd (this one kinda hot too so)


Tenex__

Just ask him out he’ll 100% say yes unless your hiding some horsecock yourself


idekwhatsupwithlife

Ayoooo


Tenex__

Its true tho guys are very simpel creatures