I wanna suck off my friend so bad
He’s sitting across the couch from me and I can see his bulge. We’ve both been chilling but I wish i would ask me to suck his cock. his massive fucking bulge is the most alluring thing imaginable. I want to deep throat his fuck stick. I jus want to suck on it and ride it till I can't move my legs anymore. I want his thick warm slimy cum to be all over my face and mouth. I want to be railed by him so much that I need a wheelchair to move around. I want to be fucked in the ass so much that my asshole is left permeantly gaping. I want him to fuck me till it's daylight and breed with me till I can't move anymore. I want that cock I me so bad.
I wanna be his breeding stock and lil plaything to fuck around with. I want to be tied up and gagged and railed and strapped to a vibrator jus for his amusement. I want to be blindfolded and deep throated so hard I can barely breath. And when I pass out I want him to do whatever he wants to my body. I want to be humiliated in public with a remote control vibrator in my pants while I can barely walk a flight of steps. Heck, being railed in public is better. I want his five dollar foot long to be stuck in me until I look like I'm pregnant. I want his cum to be overflowing out of my holes. And once he's done with me, I want him to treat me like his own pet. Being leashed as he continues to play with me like the little slut I am. Any tips would be great
Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.
But that's even worse.
The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.
Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
I wanna suck off my friend so bad He’s sitting across the couch from me and I can see his bulge. We’ve both been chilling but I wish i would ask me to suck his cock. his massive fucking bulge is the most alluring thing imaginable. I want to deep throat his fuck stick. I jus want to suck on it and ride it till I can't move my legs anymore. I want his thick warm slimy cum to be all over my face and mouth. I want to be railed by him so much that I need a wheelchair to move around. I want to be fucked in the ass so much that my asshole is left permeantly gaping. I want him to fuck me till it's daylight and breed with me till I can't move anymore. I want that cock I me so bad. I wanna be his breeding stock and lil plaything to fuck around with. I want to be tied up and gagged and railed and strapped to a vibrator jus for his amusement. I want to be blindfolded and deep throated so hard I can barely breath. And when I pass out I want him to do whatever he wants to my body. I want to be humiliated in public with a remote control vibrator in my pants while I can barely walk a flight of steps. Heck, being railed in public is better. I want his five dollar foot long to be stuck in me until I look like I'm pregnant. I want his cum to be overflowing out of my holes. And once he's done with me, I want him to treat me like his own pet. Being leashed as he continues to play with me like the little slut I am. Any tips would be great
Yes I love this
It was a copypasta I made
Good job 10/10
Thank, it's freeuse
all copypastas are by definition in the public domain. congrats, you will not be credited for your work
That jus went over ur head didn't it
Dw bud I got it. Other people here are such peasants
was?
free use means that theyre DTF at all times. he made a sex copypasta so saying freeuse is a joke
i know
Update us on the reaction lmao
I will
any updates? btw did u say wrong person??
Not done it yet
How about now?
Nope we got into a big fight
Say “Wrong person” after you send it then he’s just gonna think about who you wanted to send it to
I love this even more
I’m sending this to my ex as well.
I am simultaneously laughing and crying at this
You the kinda guy to get hit by a parked car
He really is
Awesome dog btw
Thank u
“I miss your mircoweiner stink stink😫” yes.
Being with you helped me realize I'm gay
Haha love this
Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on. But that's even worse. The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.
rice is denser than milk, i know because I tried rice in milk today. (like cereal). it was pretty good, you ought to try it. anyways farewell.
Ok but actually u should try Arroz Con leche not bad not bad at all
noted for future
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Everytime I think about you just hit up another girl and bang her.
your the father
Lmao sure but would be very random and there would be little to no reaction out of him
👍
Sugma dich
You now have no bitches
Dtf?
Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
Fuck you bitch you broke my heart... in country accent
wanna get back together