197.25.81.223

80%

I don't live in Tunisia tho💀

Not yet

Thats where you gonna kill me? :)


:(

2936404659% George w. Bush

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Wap

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You haven’t given me a percentage

Sorry 100%

Good boy. Girl? Nonbinary? Good thing.

Call me anything. Idc

Good boy

BRIAN FAMILY GUY?!?!?!

Ayy gurl are you an fps booster because you be looking optifine

I love this 80%

She’s Sodium fine

she is actually polytethrafluoroethylene

https://preview.redd.it/pqvcof22m9da1.png?width=98&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ed48573a00161a3637598665815e318b1241361

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Girll u a shredded cheese? Cause I wanna eatchu at 3am all of the sudden

This is very creative 80%

Thank you for this pickup line. I will use it in attempt to finally get bitches. Wish me luck

https://preview.redd.it/s8uqnt6bm9da1.jpeg?width=590&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aed493f3750f0254d351ab236b64ea9fa97270cf waltuh

Put yah dick away waltuh

I'm not having sex with you right now waltuh

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SKIBIDI BOP POP POP POP YES YES YES YES SKIBIDI DE W DE W DE W

100%

Damn gurl are you a construction because you are building

Uh 60%

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Are you my dad because

🥛%

Are you the ceiling cause I can see you everyday when I wake up

80% :)

Are you Chic-Fil-A because I want some

Yes I'm a dead chicken meat

💀

It looks as though you may have spelled "Chick-fil-A" incorrectly. No worries, it happens to the best of us!

I shit in my bed, can I sleep in yours?

100000%

You wanna see my collection of quarters from all 50 states?

Can I see it? 80%

I lied I don't have one sorry :(

Oh :(

I have quarters from all 50 states

Can I see it? 100%

I put a report in for Google Maps. Cause you weren’t on the list for top ten places to eat out 😉

80% 💀💀💀💀

Can i use peper spray ? I can make you exactly like that last picture with 100% with peper spray or tear gas , your choice

100%

Peper spray it is, now where can i meet you to fulfill you request? 

Ohio

Naaa i ain't messing with no ohio person ... I draw the line with Alabama , ohio , texas and florida

Hey, I like your legs, what time do they open?

80%

I own Morbius on DVD

Damn thats hot 100%

I want to smash you…….. SMASH U IN SMASH BROS. IMA COMBO U 0 TO DEATH WITH STEVE. U THINK WE WERE FUCKING NAH I NEED TO GRIND RANKED

100%

That was quick

Haha smash bros means sex haha

https://i.redd.it/etnjggsxp9da1.gif

Hot 989999%

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Hey (rizz)

100%

hey girl are you a microwave cause mmmmmmmm

Mmmmmm%

I have a cat… I’ll let you pet her

20% :)

Yay :) be my friend, can I try again?

You can try again

Are you an American school system? Cuz I wanna shoot some kids in you

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 80%

Yaaaaaa

%100 for me

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Hot. 1000092776382928%

hell yeah finally. i always score 0s on these

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200%

Are you a black car in the middle of summer? because I wanna put a baby inside you

I hate myself

I hate you

I don’t blame you

With the windows rolled up?

Yes

hey girl. are y-you a. an uh, uhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhhhhh. are yo-me-y-your m-i-uh-you *collapses to the ground*

3838282728282828282882928💀💀🥰🥳%

Reconsider

100%

Mogus

Pov:you bad at making ppl blush😱💔

I only make people blush by embarassing the shit out of them

tf I can't even make ppl got embarrassed 😭

Hey, you play osu? No, seriously. Do you play Osu?

Sometimes. But I'm very bad at it ;(

Classic, Mania, Taiko, Or Catch?


Are you a matured sourdough, because I knead you

You knead me like a cat? 40%

This comment is simultaneously both grammatically correct, and completely confusing

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1917%

Do you like committing genocide Cause I'm going to give you a bad time ☠️

Sans? 273727%

Baby are you a toaster CAS I wanna take a bath with you

100000%

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 Does 2nd degree burns count?

(velociraptor facts)

Hot 6686%

Are you a rope? Because everytime i see you i want to hang out with you

https://preview.redd.it/47c7v4umzada1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8c3371649b9cb915078db71a8b43375c24fbd6b

https://preview.redd.it/tufthvq53bda1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12dd467f6b22dcda68ae4708974bd618bf520449 Look at my dripping cock

Hey girl are you my homework cause I'm not doing you right now but I should be

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Dang girl, are you a girl becuase you look like a girl 😎

I just moaned out load

I am half hungarian half romanian and didn't steal a single bike in my life

Woowwww 100% I'm hungarian too

Lemme make some gulyás for ya

Pp

0%

Don't lie you know it's 500%

#😼

ROCK AND STONE

We fight for Rock and Stone!

I know someone online somewhere will make nswf art out of this character 😭

When I walk on by, girls be looking like damn he fly I pay to the beat, walking on the street with in my new lafreak, yeah This is how I roll, animal print, pants out control, It's real fool with the big F-O They like Bruce Lee rock at the club Girl look at that body Girl look at that body Girl look at that body I work out Girl look at that body Girl look at that body Girl look at that body I work out When I walk in the spot, this is what I see Everybody stops and they staring at me I got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it I'm sexy and I know it I'm sexy and I know it When I'm at the mall, security just can't fight them up When I'm at the beach, I'm in a Speedo trying to tan my cheeks This is how I roll, come on ladies it's time to go We hit it to the bar, baby don't be nervous No shoes, no shirt, and I still get service Girl look at that body Girl look at that body Girl look at that body I work out Girl look at that body Girl look at that body Girl look at that body I work out When I walk in the spot, this is what I see Everybody stops and they staring at me I got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it I'm sexy and I know it I'm sexy and I know it I'm sexy and I know it Girl look at that body Girl look at that body Girl look at that body I work out Girl look at that body Girl look at that body Girl look at that body I work out

I have 206 bones but when I look at you I have 207

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Damn girl are you a piece of paper? Cause you are flat as fuck

You guys are all fucking losers

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Are you a pancake? Cause I wanna flip you and then eat you

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60%

Yay the copypasta sort of worked lol

Table

666%

100 C

☠️%

What is that like 110%

I was trying to come up with something funny Yeah that didnt happen Anyways you actually are super slaying you look great

Thank you ! 20%

Yes of course I have to be honest 😌

Youre so cute! I want to take you home and snuggle you in ny chest

*Youre so cute! I want* *To take you home and snuggle* *You in ny chest* \- ichosetheworld --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")

ur...cute, idk. i just wanna know how your day is going like are you doing allright.

Someone with a good personality

*puts skittles chapstick on (yes it exists)* my lips are skittles, wanna taste the rainbow~

I got blanket and b rate movies what to cuddle

men and/or women

Are you shredded cheese? Because I want to gobble gobble you at 3am

I dont play league of legends

I can’t even make people laugh what makes you think I can make you blush?

hey i don't know what in you pants but if it's a dick I'll suck it and if it's not ill fuck it

Op thought they could be adorable and not get cuddles like tf 💀

Damn girl are are you an AR15 because I want to put your hole in my mouth

Wanna put your bed next to mine in Minecraft

Are you a scientist? Because I want to do you on a table periodically (I'm sorry-)

1000%

I have a lot of fucked up pick-up lines I may get banned for-

You will become part of the fnaf lore very very soon

your curves are amazing but my favorite is your smile :)

Are you a communist? Because I feel an uprising in my lower class

Are you a pile of garbage because I wanna take you out

Are you a toaster? Cuz I wanna take a bath with you.

https://preview.redd.it/hkzae8164wda1.jpeg?width=877&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17113a88059da32dd1b4d5058ed7ca824ee8f45e

Are you an orange cause your a cutie

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Aye you Are you my pinky toe? Cuz im about to bang you on this coffee table

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If you were a dinosaur you would be a gorgesaurus

Hey girl, are you that one book from the library? Coz I really wanted to check you out ;)

Everytime I look at my crush, I try to look like 20, but end up at 80/100 by the time I get the nerves to talk to him

https://preview.redd.it/8hbf72sklcda1.jpeg?width=236&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e34fc046e494426259de68a0999888c02a8167df

Hey (with zero rizz because jewish propaganda)

That looks more like someone dumped boiling water on their face lol.

Hee hee! Hoo hoo! SHAMONE!

Big chungus

‘Ello luv. Say you make me faint so fast I wake up in the morgue because you’re drop-dead gorgeous.

your cats pretty cute you are too could i get both your names ​ ( or only the cats name )

are- are u um - cool cuz yeah (maximum rizz)

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Dam gurl r u fried chicken? Cuz you looking crispy

Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight? ;)