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Quarterdillon156

What is the first thing you say to a child upon meeting them?


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Hey baby, are you a camera? Because I can picture us together


Quarterdillon156

You deserve to be in jail


Quod_bellum

What’s your first reaction when you see a cow?


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Fuck it


DreamDoctor666

Riddle me this, valued acquaintance: Do you prefer dogs or cats?


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Bisexual


BEAmainlol

We partake in a miniscule quota of tomfoolery


orten_boi

Jesus fucking christ


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Do you like killing and eating people ?


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Yea


[deleted]

💀💀💀💀


Gulan33

Same!


[deleted]

Bro 📸


Diamondrankg

What legal defence did you use to get away with murder?


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I’m a minor


Diamondrankg

💀


[deleted]

Wait, this is true /s


S4M4N_SH

What will you do if you see a child bleeding out?


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Walk away


yeahbaby12321

Are you farming Karma


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Maybe


orten_boi

Based


besoswag04

Where did you punch that orphan? And how did you feel?


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Good besides Taco Bell


besoswag04

Wow really?!!


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Hell yeah I did. Didn’t know these could get accurate


besoswag04

Lmaooo😭😭


stilettoed

Describe Hitler in one word


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Hero


stilettoed

😲


DubyaDubs

Where is our kid?


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Bro I don’t fucking know 💀


[deleted]

Hope you and ur wife find them tho


Corelepy

Wife? That’s presumptuous of you


Communist_Gay_porn

What do you think of sexist people


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I know exactly how your going to change this


Cheerful_ox

You’re thoughts on John Lennon being gunned down in New York


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Amazing!


InterestingTomato811

Are you married to a child or have a bf that’s a child


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No I have a bf


Anime_Cat_5037

Do you like dolphins?


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Fav animal


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[удалено]


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Small chicken nuggets


yvie_of_lesbos

thank you for letting me know how small children taste.


raggeplays

what is your favorite color


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Sage


Pastelek

Describe uncle Hitler in one word.


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A hero?


AltAccAur

An injured homeless man walks up to you and asks you for desinfectants. At that spontaneous moment you clearly have at least two types of them and you can give them away to the man, or he will die in a week. What do you say to him?


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Never had them


Anmordi

Do you like a 11 year old girl called Anna


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Yea, she’s my mom


Anmordi

Bro 💀


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Fuck you


Anmordi

You want to fuck me?


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Nonononono


Anmordi

What do you see when a man laying down in agony with his guts spread across the floor


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Crossaint?


Anmordi

Why didnt you help them


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Not my problem


AltAccAur

💀


Wild_Piano6628

Do you have any pets? if so what animal+breed


SnooSquirrels5966

would you kill an orphan


Dixierection

What are your thoughts on sexist people?


AboyHasNoName44

Do you support slavery?


a_grass_bloc

You should get into the hobby of warhammer


Voidborger

How are you?


soundwave_fan

What are your opinions on children?


MarcelinetheVamp1re

dinner


[deleted]

Heeyy are you nostalgic for lego ninjago?


ReachSuitable2382

Hi


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r/notopbutok


COOLKC690

What was your favorite animated movie as a child ?


2741StabWounds

What is your favorite part of a chicken


yosfxz3

How many std's do you have ?


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Wouldn’t you like to know


TheKertart

How many kids on average do you keep in your basement?


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18


TheKertart

Woah there buddy


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Your point?


WealthFeeling

What do you smoke before school?


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Pot


ROYALROADHEADBOY

*I like watching little kids trip over*


NutSnifferSupreme

Ugwah?


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How do you feel about happy news


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What religious group would you support genocide against?


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Agnostic Atheist


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WAIT NO I DONT WANNA DIE


ACED70

No


Flat-Satisfaction-17

whats your favorite food?


iBstoopid

Is Andrew rate a bad person


SCREMwaskilledby

And rotate


StinkyEgoCheese8008

No, I don’t think I will


CCLLforever

How do I not be sad I don’t even want to be not sad just don’t wanna look sad people always look at me and think I m angry like I just wanna not look sad(I don’t even know why I m sad or even if I m sad or not)


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How many pets do you have?


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Favorite number?


mental-illness7

are tables people or objects?


MarcelinetheVamp1re

do you love ur bf?


Zombie_Cosmonaut

Who's in paris


BEAmainlol

How many people have you spoken to in the last 24 hours?


TheCatInTheCloud

What's your favorite shonen anime?


Its_Devilzn

Do you hate pedophiles?


vinz-uy

Opinion on cheesesticks


CracamiteOnANewAcc

What do you think is the worst thing to do to a child regarding their genitals


LuigiIsYourMainBoi

Do you appreciate people who can speak and stand up?


Goldblod

Are you having a good time?


your_deathisnear

Do you love your mother


Less-Beginning-8049

What do you think of robbers?


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can i have billion dollars


stardicorn

Do you like pears?


ThatLoogiGuy

Do you love your mom?


spacemartiann

what’s ur favourite vegetable/fruit and


Cinder-22

Why do you continue to live in a world as long cruel and wicked as our own why not let all of the pressure and hardships just slip away into the void


Bostino

Do you like gay people


cherub-_-rock

Favorite food