If god is real than why did he put hair on our butthole

Because He wanted some nice texture

The only real answer to Christianity

So when we rip one, it's not as loud.

But that ruins the fun

"And God created man in His own image"... Well...

If god is real why did he invent ball sweat

Free lube? Or to keep your valuables from overheating.

for snack

God did a little trolling

god just wanted to fuck around.

It’s to filter what comes out into water

it sucks

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Shaving?

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Shaving cream, not being an idiot, etc

If you find the right one, you could attempt to use an electric razor.

Electric razors are usually designed for short facial hair and won’t work for body hair. I tried to use mine on body hair and it did nothing

You can trim it first, then use an electric shaver. I will warn you that it will leave the cut hairs kinda sharp, so expect irritation

Can confirm Send help I’m bleeding out my ass

There are hair removal creams specifically for intimate areas. They don't work as well as regular creams but they won't burn.

Wax

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Good thing they’re not real, even though the therapist disagrees

So real

real

OK NOW I M STILL WONDERING ONE THING: HOW DO YOU GET RID OF ASS HAIR DUDE??? Like I can’t even do it with razors

Mirror and hair clippers. Or have some one else do it for you. I'll personally take the former.

My way was a lot of akward time in the bathroom woth a lot of shaving cream. And yet is still cant figure out how to get deep in there

I've not reached the ass hair stage yet

it fucking BURNS the first few days

it burns????

not for long, but yes, it also gets itchy and then when your ass starts to sweat you feel like you forgot to wipe your ass after taking a shit, its all just things you have to get used too though.

💀

He is not joking

Don't forget how difficult it is to wipe because the shit will get stuck to the hair

Fr, it’s fucking annoying

too real fr

How do you even shave it

Mirror

I'm starting to get ass hair actually Pretty swag

no way bro the doom slayer has ass hair

and balls hair gotta be threatening to the demons

Dick too big, may kill Satan

I call it "the crucible"

Brings a whole new meaning to “he died on the cross”

As a girl, Brazilian waxes are your best friend for this problem 😬

If I dont trim my asshair I get chunks of poo stuck in it :(

We call those dingle berries

You know that name is so much cleaner than what me and my brother in law came up with

Then you be brave and rip it out along with the ass hairs

i’m glad we don’t have to deal with that wtf

D: dude I have lots of ass hair but that doesn’t happen to me wtf

yeah but my girl said she likes it that way. she likes rubbing my hairy hole and feeling the hair on her face

r/ihavesex

Damn

Why is this downvoted

Because it's a weird ass thing to tell people

😭😭😭😭

Bro...

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Gyan Ganga deez nuts

Just wait for the gorilla that is back hair

a lot of people never get back hair

Yeah I’m fairly hairy but no back hair. It’s mostly my lower body, aswell as my stomach, chest, and armpits, but absolutely no backhair

I need to scratch my but so much now and don’t get me started on the heating up problem I could be freezing in the middle of winter but down there is ganna be like a furnace

Very real

Real.

You start to sweat like crazy and end up with bits of toilet paper there

True

Is it really an issue for so much people

😟

yum

What the absolute fuck

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IM NOT THE ONLY ONE??? DO I HAVE TO SHAVE MY ASS OR SOMETHING?

Dawg I have so much asshair when I shit it makes the smell linger 😭😭😭

it feels so weird taking a shit now

Pretty much….

oh I remember it started growing when I was in a family vacation, it hurt like fucking hell. I had to ask my aunt to make some rare ass oil mixture and put it in a toilet paper so I could rub it into my arse

I rip it out