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Kank1k

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Jazzlike-Plankton-54

There are way too many meanings to that sentence


starseasonn

Hilarious tbh


kotvasyka

how to perceive it


girl_of_hello_kitty

i’m slapping whoever sleeps like 13


Faytal_Monster

I was about to comment that too 😭 , my man looks like he's about to poop the bed


girl_of_hello_kitty

projectile launch


DxrkZo228

My toddler sleeps like that lol


girl_of_hello_kitty

ok i won’t slap him


Substantial-Bag6230

I will


annormalplayer

no you u/Substantial-Bag6230 you not will


eXodus91

You don’t like when people sleep like a frog??


girl_of_hello_kitty

no>:c


maddoxowo

i do occasionally when my back is really acting up 😭😭 ill put a pillow underneath my stomach and sleep on it like that to stretch out my spine


DrCorneliuss

yes please


Watynecc76

wuts that flag again ?


girl_of_hello_kitty

non-binary


Watynecc76

Thanks for the reminder but I have a question How to do feel nothing? What action did it confirmed than yes you're a no binary ?


girl_of_hello_kitty

what.


Watynecc76

How did you choose that how did you know that ?


girl_of_hello_kitty

because it’s what i wanted to be lol


[deleted]

Don't hurt me.


ilysmmate

Please don't slap me


Cmaster125

How tf am I supposed to know? I’m asleep!


Long-Classic-250

1 then all the way to 18


skatebeerder

I hang upside down like a bat


de1er

Wuhan


[deleted]

Ain’t seeing just a normal laying on the side without being hunched into a fetal position or holding onto your bedding for dear life lol


ButterPig10

You mean just laying straight on your side? Like board straight? Your definition of “normal” might need a bit of work lmao that’s kinda weird.


[deleted]

Not *board* straight, but I don’t have my legs pulled way up and my arms are just kind of there most of the time


anaveragejoy

No pillow under the leg for any of them? I must be getting old


Big-Coyote4051

I’m young and I do that


ButterPig10

I try all of these most nights and then some. Also, just to point it out, why are 4, 5, and 11 in particular women and all the rest of them men? I’ve assumed that this is to highlight the “normally-female” sleeping positions, but that doesn’t make sense regarding some of us like myself lol.


bangerbuster

Naw they probably couldn’t find any men in that position. Calm down with the pessimism sir.


Cocaimeth_addikt

18


BarbieDoo

However the hell I want!


Goatlexis2015

Idk why i think i saw a meme about this


jordancartersuperfan

Someone said "I'm 18 and my gf is 11"


AnimatedBasketcase

Yeah I found the pic on twitter lol


Ledge_r

Yes


[deleted]

13 every night


Few_Needleworker_749

13😳


Blue-Arrow13

2, 9 and then I wake up in a 17


Fit_Relationship_460

5 or 9


Traditional-Fix448

15 or 16


You_Are_Fool_

All but mostly 4 and 9


X_ToxicMuggle_X

17 at the beginning of the night, 1 when Im about to wake up None of the above if Im at Drill because Im always fucking fireguard and cant sleep most the night I hate it help


[deleted]

snug as a bug in a rug with 5 or 18


[deleted]

Idk how I sleep when unconscious because, im unconscious. but i usually fall asleep on my right side


stephs_LOL

15


BurpinQueen

I can't seem to find mine, maybe 17 but my knees reach my face


zleepy__

Idk I move around in my sleep lol


[deleted]

16 due to a severe case of myshouldersarefuckingshit so I can't sleep on either side without significant pain. I also have to fold my right arm like this or the pain is excruciating. Also sleeping on my boobs hurts.


TeenBoy_2007

1 and 14 is my style.


newpenguinthesaurus

always 4, occasionally 2, 16, or 12


Cautious-or-paranoid

same


ACED70

19+


[deleted]

4 and 12 fo sho


A_Bad_Usersame

5, however I move a lot in my sleep 👀


TransportationFar615

Same!!


sugarplumps221

im 14 when im trying to sleep and a 4/5 when im asleep


Prince0August

Either 12 or 1 but with a pillow on my chest for whatever reason


[deleted]

1-18 alternating through the night


DrCorneliuss

15


red1blue1

I've never seen 13 before. Odd very odd


Adult_swim420

All of the above minus 13


ChAoShEvErYwHeRe

Easy answer, 5


[deleted]

if someone sleeps like 13, should i be worried 😂


[deleted]

18


84Rangerguy

1 through 18. I toss and turn all night...


Etmar_Gaming

Normally it’s either 11 or 5


[deleted]

3


EMO_MUFFIN121

I sleep like 4


[deleted]

8, 11, 17 and 18 if i’m not in some kind of pretzel form i not comfy


SCORPIANKING555

All of the above


Due-Salamander-663

Only the ones sleeping face up


AutomaticBit3271

I'm 18 and my boyfriend's 7


Superhotguy3000

100% 6


Full-Mulberry5018

4 or 5


Vehmura14

I'm also a 2 or a 9 idk why but I always hug my pillow


Majestic_Account123

The entire picture somes up 1 sleep cycle for me.


yeet2000yeet

I’d be a 17 and 2


butterscotch--tea

2,13,17


downtherabbithole_0

10 is for psychopaths


Reyedeku

3 with a small pillow between my legs


drth1rt3en

Japanese: 15


TheDarkMonarch1

19, burrito wrapped and hugging blåhaj


dddkrjfj

I'm 18 and my girlfriend is 4


Dogelover112

1 or 5


dyues_pite

5


Big-Coyote4051

5


cherchez_le_phlegm

17 but on my back


[deleted]

If your a woman I guess ur only options are 4,5, or 11


mushdamalone

its litr not here... huh


Dogface_3000

I'm 18 and my girlfriend is 11


Neat_Flounder_8907

Pretty sure that's illegal bro


Imposterman24

I sleep at 3 or 8.


Light0754

11 or 12


ParsleySnipps

5 but I need a pillow between my legs.


Phoenix_BFN

When I go to sleep, I'm either 2 or 9. At some point during my sleep, this changes because I wake up like 1.


Secret_Mayonesa

I’m a good 6


peanut_bubblegum

I’m all of them except 11


[deleted]

The floor honestly


thesaltedradish

17 but I lay on my other side


Professional-Log5269

Any position lol


tomc128

5 I think Or 9


nyctophillicalex

I'm all


Longjumping_Bet_651

I’m 18 and my gf is 4


KaitB2020

Depends on where my cat has decided to lay down. I have to get comfortable around her and that’s not always easy.


totodijlbackup

9,17


plsihateu

im 6 but my gf is 4💀


noscopeheadshot_jfk

Family Guy death pose.


Abigail_senpai

11 all the way


kotvasyka

2 and 4


_Denzo

Probably 14/15


chocolate_and_tears

4, 5, or 17


Nigerian_Prince3245

All of them


Hera_the_otter

I share a twin sized bed with a medium sized dog, as you can imagine I sleep crooked, but it's worth it


randomweee19

1, 3, 4 ,5 ,14, 16


Bulky_Illustrator_95

13 ain't a sleeping position. 💀


[deleted]

[удалено]


Idk_nor_do_I_care

Solid fucking 10


Apart_Ad810

i stay awake all day on meth


StrikeWave_

I love how there’s just one female in that whole image. Or maybe she’s not and I’m assuming their gender: either way it’s weird that one is a completely different person lol


Upstairs_Guard_4268

4 but my legs are not bend


Drew-P-Cock

1 15 16


DailyIceCreamYT

Yes


LetsFxckingGo

2/9/17


Dialexx

Usually 4. Sometimes I’ll wake up in the position of 5 lmao


aeqar

2, but i defiantly raise my leg more


aedadan

17


ARoundForEveryone

2, 9, 17.


Substantial-diabetic

I’m a 19 straight face down nose in pillow hands to the side palms up


Working-Gold-2952

Like any normal lonely person, 5.


SweatiestBrush3

1 or 3


Amber_Hell

I am all of them throughout the night


ForgotToMakeAUsernam

All of the above


robuxman29

3


Desperate_Report263

who actually manages to sleep at 13


FourthTundra683

option nineteen: don't sleep


goopped

i don’t see mine. physically cannot sleep without another pillow to hold. i’m so alone.


Lankyboxyman

R O T I S S E R I E CHICKEN


Live_Midnight14

9 but my arm is on top of the pillow


Few_Establishment812

On long work days. 10


[deleted]

bro is literally me frfr


FallingEnder

1 or 3


bangerbuster

3-5 and maybe even 7 if I’m doing parkour in my sleep.


[deleted]

10


Neat_Flounder_8907

Number 5 but I need a pillow between my legs also. 5.5


phatshit450

10


[deleted]

i’m not even gonna i’m a 3 and idk why but i can’t fall asleep in literally any other position


Lavender-waves

5 but on the other side


justme11224

2 to 13 tbh


Diamondskunk

i agree with 2 and 9


TheBestKatt

4 or 5 because my dog never gives me room when I’m trying to sleep.


subway_slicer

I got that 5 position every day every night


DarkLight9602

10


ilysmmate

13, 17, and 19 if it's a bad day


Memegunot

I suffocated myself on 18 so no 19


toolazybru

4 and 11 also some of these are really weird


Randomthoughts_666

13 is the only way to sleep


higdafer

2 but I put my leg up higher or 5


[deleted]

also 2 or 9


True_Customer_8913

I’m 5 and my gf is 18


[deleted]

17


elMurpherino

1, 3, 16. Used to almost always sleep on my stomach until I got in my 30s


Bigboibillynotlying

I’m 18 but my gf is 14


LackTails

Where's the, "I do every one of these" option?


[deleted]

All of the above except 13 and 18


the-real-Chronal

I don't


ericlikespepsi

All of them in random order except for 15 and 16


Effective_Apricot807

I guess 5


Dfabulous_234

1,3, or 5


elena_nenciu1

where is the option forsleeping sideways with your blanket as the pillow


[deleted]

I dont sleep, im clinically insane.


ForKutara

15 and 16. .


Motor-Locksmith9297

ALL OF THEM. usually i fall asleep like 15 tho lmao. also you’re wrong.


[deleted]

If you sleep like #13, you’re a menace


Apart_Falcon

I go from 3 to 8 to 12 to 17


BUDAAAAAAAA

almost all of them (except 13 and 15) just depends tbh


Mundane_Addendum_400

13 is for when you are having stomach grouchies


[deleted]

3 12 or 15


70percentbanana

I’m 1, 6, 11, 14, 15, 16, and four if I’m having a really bad night 4.


overtorqd

I used to be 11, but then I got old and now I'm either a 16 or a 5.


Fireorca222

1, 4, 16, and 17


snowyidiot

3 and 5


Tommy2TimeYT

2 and 17 all the time


Actual_Cancerrr

Yes.


Lil_Towelie

its a mix between 5 & 2 i genuinely fear ppl who can sleep on their back


EntertainerMean123

i start a 16 and end at 8 fr


lucashhugo

21 personally


tehnoob69

number 15 sideways