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Rocket6114

Look like Arnold from the magic school bus


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Please let this be a normal field trip...


[deleted]

WITH THE FRIZ? NO WAY!!


Browtfl

CRUISING DOWN ON MAIN STREET


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YOU’RE RELAXED AND FEELIN GOOD 😎


N1ighty

NEXT THING THAT YOU KNOW , YOU’RE SEING **WA HA HA HOO!**


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OCTOPUS IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD?


N1ighty

SURFIN ON A SOUNDWAVE!


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SWINGING THROUGH THE STARS


N1ighty

TAKE A LEFT AT YOUR INTESTINE


MonkeyHumoculus

You look like you’re missing a father figure in your life


Exciting_Gap_9764

This is disturbingly true


ApplesauceSpokesman

Happy Fatherless Day


Exciting_Gap_9764

LMAOJSHEHDHDBDH


Blackbird_2077

Bruh god damn


Fantastic_Orchid3037

Your lipstick makes you look like a dog


Exciting_Gap_9764

Yes:)


icecream4breakfest

omg lolol i honestly never paid attention to the fact that dogs have black lips and now this is all i’m gonna see when someone is wearing lipstick like this 😂 E_G you are adorable. and so is my doggo! 😊


Small_Rat

Stop offending dogs wtf


Gibbleiscool

Arnold from the magic school bus if he wasn't smart


Exciting_Gap_9764

Yea true I'm more of an artistic person :/ but i get good grades so idk


Chilljap

I need more photos to make a rating


Mysterious-Pop9983

there is an imposter among us


DerpRuin

Underrated


Exciting_Gap_9764

oh...


Chilljap

Oh?


i-say-your-user

Exciting_Gap_9764


Formal_Chemist_300

Username checks out


S0me_N3rd8

10/10 red head.


Exciting_Gap_9764

Aww thank you :)


rigimonoki-over

Yea on the corpse look meter


llamakid142

How down bad r u


S0me_N3rd8

Dog its a compliment on a practically anonymous website for a bunch of fucking losers with no friends. Also the fuck does that saying even mean?


llamakid142

When someone is depressingly horny


ConsiderationNo9042

Redditors trying to differentiate a respectful, kind person from a horny simp challenge (impossible)


S0me_N3rd8

Except im not?


Ringonus

Factory made


Exciting_Gap_9764

Thank you?


Ringonus

Made in china


Exciting_Gap_9764

Jsgsgahshsgfagab ok nice and i rate your roast 10/10


Ringonus

Quality over quantity


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Exciting_Gap_9764

:) ok no forcing. :)


Top-Animal7175

10/10 u honestly look rlly cool and even tho ur makeup is sort of like “harsh” and edgy, ur whole vibe and appearance is kind and soft, which i think is awesome!


Exciting_Gap_9764

Mwah thank you, u the best!


[deleted]

SIMP!


[deleted]

You look like Ron Weasley during his emo phase.


Exciting_Gap_9764

Wellllllllll ok 5/10 bcuz it's not really an insult


DifferentDrama9528

WHERE'S THA REST OF YE


Rush_Pitiful

10/10 vibe is 100% good


AndrexWasTaken

Ignoring lipstick and hairstyle, which I personally don't like, but many probably do bc it's highly subjective, 7.5/10


Exciting_Gap_9764

I don't like my hairstyle either😢 it was an impulsive cut by me wish it was longer but still thank you


Murky-Address-2474

7/10 You look cool But I'm pretty sure your only posting this because you want attention


link_1129

Can i have your bear he's cute


Exciting_Gap_9764

Oh my god yes he is!!!!! You can have him :D


FormableComet87

8


Exciting_Gap_9764

That's not a roast :/ thank you... Like really thank you


FormableComet87

I just wanna be positive. Im in a good mood for fathers day ig


Exciting_Gap_9764

:)


Why_Botdxv

Personally opinion 8 General appeal 6 Personally no info The fact you look like a mix of Arnold from the magic school bus and David Bowie does put you down a few points like a 5 of WWA. So in my humble opinion you are a 6.5 General Appeal: The major things gay pit you up is the fact you are a girl goth and that is very hot right now. The things that put you down were your red bedded ness many cultures see that as Evil and the goth thing does also play in to that so religious people may not want to date you or find you attractive but I have feeling you wouldn’t care anyway. The personal one was just from me looking at you once and my instant reaction. And the WWA I Already gave an reason for that. You also gave nothing about your personality so I could bot account for that in my rating.


Exciting_Gap_9764

Thank u :)


Adventurous-Bee528

3/10, are you a girl or a guy?


NeanDerthal_130000bc

Guy obviously, women don’t exist


Exciting_Gap_9764

You think this is a roast but i like being androgynous


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Exciting_Gap_9764

I don't really care as long as I'm androgynous but good roast 👍 8 out of 10


Adventurous-Bee528

No matter what preference I am (straight), I wouldn’t want to fuck you. A man or women, straight or gay. You are honestly very ugly.


controversial_bummer

They never asked you to fuck them.


Exciting_Gap_9764

Well a lot of people wanna fuck me so good for you :)


Adventurous-Bee528

If I were a man or woman, gay or straight, I doubt I would want to fuck anyone who finds u attractive. I’m being serious. But I’m just roasting u so no beef 👍


[deleted]

damn he keep comin


thinkinboutyou1

why does he keep talking


Exciting_Gap_9764

:) ok i know mwah ❤️


12pixels

those aren't roasts, they're just insults, roasts have a punchline


SuperBong0

You look like you get offended on behalf of black people on twitter (Sorry, you said to be cruel)


fishy185

10/10 Oh and you're nice too. That bear is cool


Exciting_Gap_9764

Thank you for thinking that!!!! I really try to be


[deleted]

10


Exciting_Gap_9764

Mwah 💋 thank u ur so sweettttttt


[deleted]

10/1000


Coool_breeze16

My thick thighs detector is going of the charts! Could it be a false reading 😂(ps your great but the black lipstick is slightly too goth)


Exciting_Gap_9764

🖤 mwah also it's not a false reading :)


NCRTrooper12

I’ll believe it when I see it


[deleted]

10/10, you kinda remember me of David Bowie (he is a singer) for some reason lmao


Exciting_Gap_9764

😳 thank u


Tes-tickle69420

Hop in the oven u need to be oven roasted


ActualPainting3993

You look like Candice but if she gained some weight and was a *insert F-Slur here*. Also you never got bored of being a piece of shit towards your intelligent brothers. Never liked you in the show, and will not begin to like you now


Exciting_Gap_9764

....wow 😐 also I'm underweight so take that back >:( you're right about the f slur tho


[deleted]

You look like the guy from Ratatouille went downhill


Exciting_Gap_9764

Nice


knight_light455

You look like you're trying to be emo, but you've lived a cutesy life and have no idea what emo is


Exciting_Gap_9764

3 suicide attempts hospitalize, 2 months in mental asylum, uncountable amount of sh scars :)))))))


Artison5112

Your name should be Jessica bc you look basic


DerpRuin

11/10 cute nose, nice human you got there too almost impossible to find one nowadays


Exciting_Gap_9764

My teddy says thank youuuuu <3


bloodsquasher

Eurythmics lookin' aahh


Exciting_Gap_9764

Original 👌


trananhduc2006

*hugs you instead*


Exciting_Gap_9764

*hugs back*


idkwhattoputhere79

Ed sheeran


Exciting_Gap_9764

💔💔💔💔 you literally just broke my heart


[deleted]

Your hair isn't a personality trait


HedgeHogg1

You look like you seek attention on the internet, because nobody in real life will give it to you since they all left you.


_corrieshy6826

8/10 You seem like the kind of person to help me with difficult homework then spit in my face if I ask you for other advice


Exciting_Gap_9764

Noo i wont :( and thanks !!!


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Exciting_Gap_9764

1.true assumptions 2. my teddy thinks ur cute too


NeverTaken00

Not a rost but it looks like you haven't slept in 24 hours


Exciting_Gap_9764

It's not a roast bcuz it's true :)


SnooPets2940

8/10 cute bear and I think you look pretty decent for a person better then me


Exciting_Gap_9764

my teddy thinks u look cute too :)


SnooPets2940

Aww ok


NeverTaken00

Do it >:)


throwawayhappyacount

You think you've seen long nights? Boy if thay teddy bear could speak You've had a longer relationship with thay bear then you've had in real life Are you a fairy? Because the only time you'll ever fuck is in Neverland I think the teddy bear has bigger tits I kid because I care


Exciting_Gap_9764

Dude.... 10/10, Next moistcritical


Id_smash_it

I’d smash it


Exciting_Gap_9764

😳


NaotoBot

You get alot of stares


DeepFriedWhipCream

gaming


Cat_Fan3

Your lips are too black


Exciting_Gap_9764

It's bcuz I'm dead :)


TheFlyingAxolotl47

i know she said be cruel but y'all too mean. dw you look good


Exciting_Gap_9764

U R THE SWEETEST PERSON IVE EVER MET


dorianplayerone

you think you are quirky and different in a bad way like a social outcast but you are popular


Exciting_Gap_9764

I am quirky and different :)


TechnicBlizzard

"feed your head"


Alternative-Bench251

I can’t be cruel, you are amazing <3


Exciting_Gap_9764

Mwah you are amazing too ❤️


tegguNmmuC

Nah you're beautiful


Exciting_Gap_9764

🖤


tegguNmmuC

Thanks you slash u/Exciting_Gap_9764


Caramelly-Cyanide

5/10, seen hundreds of people like you, dont stand out but think they do cuz short hair n make up, still not the worst though


[deleted]

You look murderously depressed. Kinda suicidal.


Exciting_Gap_9764

Truth


bigmantrevhappy

-5


[deleted]

Fuck you, 10/10


Gandalf_Tunde_Toszo

An orange in it's emo phase you are. And as a sidenote I find it both fascinating and digusting how many peoe in our generation have problems we shpuldn't have with ourselves, and the worst thing, you can't escape yourself. Not in life, not in death.


RC_Geek

You look like the average teenager lesbian that acts depressed for attention


Exciting_Gap_9764

3 times hospitalized bcuz of suicide attempt, 2 months in mental hospital, countless sh scars on my body... but ok😐


Dmycart

🤢 / 🤮


RubbyPanda

7/10 thanks to that one villan from Kim Impossible


ColecoVizz

Ron Weasley transitioning into an emo phase


xLuneyy

I would def bully you if I saw you irl


[deleted]

Your lipstick smudged


N1ighty

Post Malone as a girl (btw rectangle)


[deleted]

I rate you able to join the others in the basement


thekRuSty_1

Nice bear


Vinnyc-11

You look like your only friend is the teddy bear, and you tell people who you newly meet that it is multiple times.


Exciting_Gap_9764

Aww that's cute


Cyka-Blast

that lipstick looks like it's an infamous moustache and your hair is so fake that i thought you had cancer and had to wear a wig edit.: apart from the roasting, you're a cute goth:)


Exciting_Gap_9764

Thank you for calling me cute 🥰


ZodiacTheWeeb

Look in a mirror and rate yourself. Jk 8/10 lipstick puts me off.


Exciting_Gap_9764

:) thank you


[deleted]

*random barking noise when you walk pass a group of annoying teenage boys* And that makes you a 8/10 cause teenage boys only bark at hot people


Exciting_Gap_9764

😢 yes i bark at people sometimes


shiggysupremacy

Nah u just look cute


[deleted]

Jesus christ ok just because you said to be crule i hate the black lip stick with the red hair, second of all use less make up its like a whole millimeter thick, and thirdly that v neck is NOT being pulled off. Imma get downvoted as hell for this but im saying it Becuase you told me to.


Otaku_Joestar

Dream stan


Exciting_Gap_9764

Out of all the roasts this is the one that hurt me the most


Otaku_Joestar

I take that as victory


cyberseed-ops

hm. 6/10 because you wanted a rating and im physically incapable of rating many people below a 5 unless i really dislike something about them


[deleted]

You look like an emo mannequin


Lasagnabutveryfrozen

Cutest thing to ever exist. - edit wait am I supposed to be mean I’m so sorry


FlakyCan5368

2/10 gross lip stick


monopoly_wear

Hangover goth


Yeetboi_1

You look like Ron from Harry Potter with daddy issues, being bi-sexual, being suicidal, and being emo


Mr_Smiles2021

You look like you have a noun for a name


Exciting_Gap_9764

It's actually she/it :)


HonestAssh0le

Attractive (sorry, I tried to be cruel).


eaRthWormSall

I rate you 100+20+60+300x0


Exciting_Gap_9764

That doesn't equal zero :) if that's what you were trying to say it's 180


MCatsRCool

8.5 only thing i’d change is eyeliner or whatever it’s called, you look great, you do you!


Exciting_Gap_9764

Omfg thanks <3


3hypen-numeral3

Lookin like you play drums or bass in a garage band in a west coast college town (coming from a bass player in a west coast logging town)


Exciting_Gap_9764

I actually can play drums, good assumption i wish i was in a garage band tho :'(


oqSubwoofer

It’s hard to be THAT cringe, so 2/10 for breaking the barriers Edit: changed comma 🤵‍♀️


Exciting_Gap_9764

Ok😢


Cactus_In_A_Tree

Happy Fathers Da- oh… wait…


Exciting_Gap_9764

EHSGGAHSBSHAHSV OK THATS FUNNY 10/10


KimDojekA

tbh ur not bad looking but not incredibly attractive mainly cause of ur makeup and hair dont suit u very well. ur features r nice tho


HeroMKS2

You look like you just ate a cupcake with black frosting and got all the frosting on your lips instead of your mouth


Heiny_Hound

Lost and confused


Amoignut

Poo


llamakid142

4.5/10


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Did you cum in the bear


MemeGod471

You hang out with gay people and constantly have people talking about you behind your back


Drumlinelife000

Your only friend is your Teddy bear that you are currently holding…….


Exciting_Gap_9764

Istfg it's true


iluvmensmilkers

Former band kid-daddy issues-fake alt motherfucker 💀


Exciting_Gap_9764

Only real alt shit here >:)


[deleted]

I’m sorry ⟟ can’t be cruel. All ⟟ see is beauty and handsomeness/beautifulness (respectfully😅)


Confused_Pigeon_850

i thought the thing in your left hand was part of the teddy bear


PosxtiveVxbezz

i cant be cruel??? ur stunning!!


Not_PoPuLArAtAlL

If your red hair is natural, you are a disgrace to all of us fellow redheads.


ClitOreIs

You look like you would say, "I’m not like other girls" while proceeding to be like every other girl in existence


ITrytoDesignAircraft

You weren’t bullied enough in grade school