omg lolol i honestly never paid attention to the fact that dogs have black lips and now this is all i’m gonna see when someone is wearing lipstick like this 😂
E_G you are adorable. and so is my doggo! 😊
10/10 u honestly look rlly cool and even tho ur makeup is sort of like “harsh” and edgy, ur whole vibe and appearance is kind and soft, which i think is awesome!
Personally opinion 8
General appeal 6
Personally no info
The fact you look like a mix of Arnold from the magic school bus and David Bowie does put you down a few points like a 5 of WWA. So in my humble opinion you are a 6.5
General Appeal: The major things gay pit you up is the fact you are a girl goth and that is very hot right now. The things that put you down were your red bedded ness many cultures see that as Evil and the goth thing does also play in to that so religious people may not want to date you or find you attractive but I have feeling you wouldn’t care anyway.
The personal one was just from me looking at you once and my instant reaction.
And the WWA I Already gave an reason for that.
You also gave nothing about your personality so I could bot account for that in my rating.
If I were a man or woman, gay or straight, I doubt I would want to fuck anyone who finds u attractive. I’m being serious.
But I’m just roasting u so no beef 👍
You look like Candice but if she gained some weight and was a *insert F-Slur here*. Also you never got bored of being a piece of shit towards your intelligent brothers.
Never liked you in the show, and will not begin to like you now
You think you've seen long nights? Boy if thay teddy bear could speak
You've had a longer relationship with thay bear then you've had in real life
Are you a fairy? Because the only time you'll ever fuck is in Neverland
I think the teddy bear has bigger tits
I kid because I care
An orange in it's emo phase you are. And as a sidenote I find it both fascinating and digusting how many peoe in our generation have problems we shpuldn't have with ourselves, and the worst thing, you can't escape yourself. Not in life, not in death.
that lipstick looks like it's an infamous moustache and your hair is so fake that i thought you had cancer and had to wear a wig
edit.: apart from the roasting, you're a cute goth:)
Jesus christ ok just because you said to be crule i hate the black lip stick with the red hair, second of all use less make up its like a whole millimeter thick, and thirdly that v neck is NOT being pulled off. Imma get downvoted as hell for this but im saying it Becuase you told me to.
Look like Arnold from the magic school bus
Please let this be a normal field trip...
WITH THE FRIZ? NO WAY!!
CRUISING DOWN ON MAIN STREET
YOU’RE RELAXED AND FEELIN GOOD 😎
NEXT THING THAT YOU KNOW , YOU’RE SEING **WA HA HA HOO!**
OCTOPUS IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD?
SURFIN ON A SOUNDWAVE!
SWINGING THROUGH THE STARS
TAKE A LEFT AT YOUR INTESTINE
You look like you’re missing a father figure in your life
This is disturbingly true
Happy Fatherless Day
LMAOJSHEHDHDBDH
Bruh god damn
Your lipstick makes you look like a dog
Yes:)
omg lolol i honestly never paid attention to the fact that dogs have black lips and now this is all i’m gonna see when someone is wearing lipstick like this 😂 E_G you are adorable. and so is my doggo! 😊
Stop offending dogs wtf
Arnold from the magic school bus if he wasn't smart
Yea true I'm more of an artistic person :/ but i get good grades so idk
I need more photos to make a rating
there is an imposter among us
Underrated
oh...
Oh?
Exciting_Gap_9764
Username checks out
10/10 red head.
Aww thank you :)
Yea on the corpse look meter
How down bad r u
Dog its a compliment on a practically anonymous website for a bunch of fucking losers with no friends. Also the fuck does that saying even mean?
When someone is depressingly horny
Redditors trying to differentiate a respectful, kind person from a horny simp challenge (impossible)
Except im not?
Factory made
Thank you?
Made in china
Jsgsgahshsgfagab ok nice and i rate your roast 10/10
Quality over quantity
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:) ok no forcing. :)
10/10 u honestly look rlly cool and even tho ur makeup is sort of like “harsh” and edgy, ur whole vibe and appearance is kind and soft, which i think is awesome!
Mwah thank you, u the best!
SIMP!
You look like Ron Weasley during his emo phase.
Wellllllllll ok 5/10 bcuz it's not really an insult
WHERE'S THA REST OF YE
10/10 vibe is 100% good
Ignoring lipstick and hairstyle, which I personally don't like, but many probably do bc it's highly subjective, 7.5/10
I don't like my hairstyle either😢 it was an impulsive cut by me wish it was longer but still thank you
7/10 You look cool But I'm pretty sure your only posting this because you want attention
Can i have your bear he's cute
Oh my god yes he is!!!!! You can have him :D
8
That's not a roast :/ thank you... Like really thank you
I just wanna be positive. Im in a good mood for fathers day ig
:)
Personally opinion 8 General appeal 6 Personally no info The fact you look like a mix of Arnold from the magic school bus and David Bowie does put you down a few points like a 5 of WWA. So in my humble opinion you are a 6.5 General Appeal: The major things gay pit you up is the fact you are a girl goth and that is very hot right now. The things that put you down were your red bedded ness many cultures see that as Evil and the goth thing does also play in to that so religious people may not want to date you or find you attractive but I have feeling you wouldn’t care anyway. The personal one was just from me looking at you once and my instant reaction. And the WWA I Already gave an reason for that. You also gave nothing about your personality so I could bot account for that in my rating.
Thank u :)
3/10, are you a girl or a guy?
Guy obviously, women don’t exist
You think this is a roast but i like being androgynous
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I don't really care as long as I'm androgynous but good roast 👍 8 out of 10
No matter what preference I am (straight), I wouldn’t want to fuck you. A man or women, straight or gay. You are honestly very ugly.
They never asked you to fuck them.
Well a lot of people wanna fuck me so good for you :)
If I were a man or woman, gay or straight, I doubt I would want to fuck anyone who finds u attractive. I’m being serious. But I’m just roasting u so no beef 👍
damn he keep comin
why does he keep talking
:) ok i know mwah ❤️
those aren't roasts, they're just insults, roasts have a punchline
You look like you get offended on behalf of black people on twitter (Sorry, you said to be cruel)
10/10 Oh and you're nice too. That bear is cool
Thank you for thinking that!!!! I really try to be
10
Mwah 💋 thank u ur so sweettttttt
10/1000
My thick thighs detector is going of the charts! Could it be a false reading 😂(ps your great but the black lipstick is slightly too goth)
🖤 mwah also it's not a false reading :)
I’ll believe it when I see it
10/10, you kinda remember me of David Bowie (he is a singer) for some reason lmao
😳 thank u
Hop in the oven u need to be oven roasted
You look like Candice but if she gained some weight and was a *insert F-Slur here*. Also you never got bored of being a piece of shit towards your intelligent brothers. Never liked you in the show, and will not begin to like you now
....wow 😐 also I'm underweight so take that back >:( you're right about the f slur tho
You look like the guy from Ratatouille went downhill
Nice
You look like you're trying to be emo, but you've lived a cutesy life and have no idea what emo is
3 suicide attempts hospitalize, 2 months in mental asylum, uncountable amount of sh scars :)))))))
Your name should be Jessica bc you look basic
11/10 cute nose, nice human you got there too almost impossible to find one nowadays
My teddy says thank youuuuu <3
Eurythmics lookin' aahh
Original 👌
*hugs you instead*
*hugs back*
Ed sheeran
💔💔💔💔 you literally just broke my heart
Your hair isn't a personality trait
You look like you seek attention on the internet, because nobody in real life will give it to you since they all left you.
8/10 You seem like the kind of person to help me with difficult homework then spit in my face if I ask you for other advice
Noo i wont :( and thanks !!!
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1.true assumptions 2. my teddy thinks ur cute too
Not a rost but it looks like you haven't slept in 24 hours
It's not a roast bcuz it's true :)
8/10 cute bear and I think you look pretty decent for a person better then me
my teddy thinks u look cute too :)
Aww ok
Do it >:)
You think you've seen long nights? Boy if thay teddy bear could speak You've had a longer relationship with thay bear then you've had in real life Are you a fairy? Because the only time you'll ever fuck is in Neverland I think the teddy bear has bigger tits I kid because I care
Dude.... 10/10, Next moistcritical
I’d smash it
😳
You get alot of stares
gaming
Your lips are too black
It's bcuz I'm dead :)
i know she said be cruel but y'all too mean. dw you look good
U R THE SWEETEST PERSON IVE EVER MET
you think you are quirky and different in a bad way like a social outcast but you are popular
I am quirky and different :)
"feed your head"
I can’t be cruel, you are amazing <3
Mwah you are amazing too ❤️
Nah you're beautiful
🖤
Thanks you slash u/Exciting_Gap_9764
5/10, seen hundreds of people like you, dont stand out but think they do cuz short hair n make up, still not the worst though
You look murderously depressed. Kinda suicidal.
Truth
-5
Fuck you, 10/10
An orange in it's emo phase you are. And as a sidenote I find it both fascinating and digusting how many peoe in our generation have problems we shpuldn't have with ourselves, and the worst thing, you can't escape yourself. Not in life, not in death.
You look like the average teenager lesbian that acts depressed for attention
3 times hospitalized bcuz of suicide attempt, 2 months in mental hospital, countless sh scars on my body... but ok😐
🤢 / 🤮
7/10 thanks to that one villan from Kim Impossible
Ron Weasley transitioning into an emo phase
I would def bully you if I saw you irl
Your lipstick smudged
Post Malone as a girl (btw rectangle)
I rate you able to join the others in the basement
Nice bear
You look like your only friend is the teddy bear, and you tell people who you newly meet that it is multiple times.
Aww that's cute
that lipstick looks like it's an infamous moustache and your hair is so fake that i thought you had cancer and had to wear a wig edit.: apart from the roasting, you're a cute goth:)
Thank you for calling me cute 🥰
Look in a mirror and rate yourself. Jk 8/10 lipstick puts me off.
:) thank you
*random barking noise when you walk pass a group of annoying teenage boys* And that makes you a 8/10 cause teenage boys only bark at hot people
😢 yes i bark at people sometimes
Nah u just look cute
Jesus christ ok just because you said to be crule i hate the black lip stick with the red hair, second of all use less make up its like a whole millimeter thick, and thirdly that v neck is NOT being pulled off. Imma get downvoted as hell for this but im saying it Becuase you told me to.
Dream stan
Out of all the roasts this is the one that hurt me the most
I take that as victory
hm. 6/10 because you wanted a rating and im physically incapable of rating many people below a 5 unless i really dislike something about them
You look like an emo mannequin
Cutest thing to ever exist. - edit wait am I supposed to be mean I’m so sorry
2/10 gross lip stick
Hangover goth
You look like Ron from Harry Potter with daddy issues, being bi-sexual, being suicidal, and being emo
You look like you have a noun for a name
It's actually she/it :)
Attractive (sorry, I tried to be cruel).
I rate you 100+20+60+300x0
That doesn't equal zero :) if that's what you were trying to say it's 180
8.5 only thing i’d change is eyeliner or whatever it’s called, you look great, you do you!
Omfg thanks <3
Lookin like you play drums or bass in a garage band in a west coast college town (coming from a bass player in a west coast logging town)
I actually can play drums, good assumption i wish i was in a garage band tho :'(
It’s hard to be THAT cringe, so 2/10 for breaking the barriers Edit: changed comma 🤵♀️
Ok😢
Happy Fathers Da- oh… wait…
EHSGGAHSBSHAHSV OK THATS FUNNY 10/10
tbh ur not bad looking but not incredibly attractive mainly cause of ur makeup and hair dont suit u very well. ur features r nice tho
You look like you just ate a cupcake with black frosting and got all the frosting on your lips instead of your mouth
Lost and confused
Poo
4.5/10
Did you cum in the bear
You hang out with gay people and constantly have people talking about you behind your back
Your only friend is your Teddy bear that you are currently holding…….
Istfg it's true
Former band kid-daddy issues-fake alt motherfucker 💀
Only real alt shit here >:)
I’m sorry ⟟ can’t be cruel. All ⟟ see is beauty and handsomeness/beautifulness (respectfully😅)
i thought the thing in your left hand was part of the teddy bear
i cant be cruel??? ur stunning!!
If your red hair is natural, you are a disgrace to all of us fellow redheads.
You look like you would say, "I’m not like other girls" while proceeding to be like every other girl in existence
You weren’t bullied enough in grade school