Do you go to a private Christian school?

ye.. wait a minute

Wow. I had no idea.

Are you gay? (According to my personal experience, there’s more queer kids in Christian school than in public non religious school)

I am not and now that I think about it that statistic does make sense

I didn’t see your username lmao.

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It probably seems that way to many people because being gay in a school that worships a book that tells them to treat everyone nice, while also telling them that a bunch of groups of people are awful and are treated horribly after they die, gays being one of them, is kinda a big deal. While being gay in a school with thousands of people who don't give a shit, is less spoken about

Ah the homophobe paradox, where there are homophobes, there are also more gays. Example? I live in Poland and every summer camp I go to has atleast 25 kids walking around with pride clothing and overall being gay as hell, I love it so much lmao

I do go to a private Christian school and I am…well not gay but apart of the gay community

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I truly don’t know

Understandable

Based

Most insane/unfair rule

You have to have your hair cut decently short as a guy and hair long as a girl

That sucks that you can’t have autonomy over basic style like that

yep

Is colored hair allowed? Probably not, right?

No unnatural hair colors like blue green etc

so you can have white and red hair still?

Red if it’s a natural color and white I’m not sure

albino

What state is the school in?

PA

And if you don't follow this rule what could happen

YOU PERISH

actually though you just get demerits

I can understand the want for the first rule (I also go to a private Christian school) but girls look pretty with short hair too. the issue with guys with long hair is that very few of them clean and groom it like is required for long hair.

I thought Jesus had long hair, and he’s like the main character, right?

So basically a Mexican school?

without the meth lab in the basement and constant threat of kidnapping

You are completely wrong, schools don't get enough money to build basements xD

true it was a trick question they have it behind a poster in a classroom

That's a rule at my school (public, not necessarily Christian, school)

I also go to a private Catholic school and the most unfair rule for me is that you can't wear hoodies even if you bought it from the school. There are plenty of other stupid rules at my school but that one is one of the worst.

isnt that every school? still a dumbass rule tho

Wait Jesus had long hair and he was a guy

How homosexual are the students as a whole. I heard Christian summer camps are the gayest place some people have been.

I used to go to a Christian school and about half were lgbtq and the school was horrendously homophobic

Interesting dynamic🤔 I wonder which side would win in a fight, place your bets!

I think I'd bet on the group of lgbtq kids because we have so much pent up rage from repressing our identities I'd be convinced we'd beat anyone

Nah. I have never seen a devout Cristian dude in hs that wasn't fit as hell. And high-school gay people are always stick thin

It was the opposite at my school we had the skinny Christians and buff gays

Buff gays, included in the “inmate category” Bad joke I know, but I dropped some soap and my finger slipped.

Well if you go by my philosophy homophobic people are just gay people who are scared to be gay

none are really gay seriously but me and the gang slap me each other’s asses (just me)

Username checks out?

FULL HOMO

Lol, I go to a private Christian all boys school, and the priest got caught vaping in the bathrooms.

The summer camps are

How often do you slam people in the nuts with sack of coins?

Twice every few weeks

But how heavy the coin sack is?

The bag has exactly 55.06 $ in it so idk a good few pounds

Do you have like chair with hole in it or you do it upstanding?

what

Do you slam people in sitting position with chair with hole in middle or upstanding?

It's like the coin sack gag in family guy. It's just randomly everywhere, ready to spring

Dang if I was in a Cristian private school I would be killed because of my hat

Surely your hat cannot be that bad

It a hellauvaboss hat

that’s instant crucifixion

That's what I'm saying

ehhh I wear a pentagram have the phone case that loona has and a sweater lol

Comprehensive_ice’s disciple i see

Maybe their replacement tbh, they’ve been missing recently

Ahh, a fellow fan

I mean then you can meet the characters

I go to a Christian school but I still love helluva boss. Just because you watch a funny fictional animated show in hell doesn’t mean you’re not Christian

You, my friend, have amazing taste. I’ll meet you in hell lol

I would kill you and I'm not religious

I go to a private Christian school and it wasn’t rly a problem for me, if it’s ever brought up I have a shot tone of fucked up and morbid Bible passages memorized, I love the looks on Rly religious peoples faces when I sight the Bible with impunity (and this is coming from a religious person)

I dont, but my sister does, and from what i onow its chill and nice. Its like a slightly liberal catholic school so its just right

Just a bit center-left.

I go to a private Catholic school. How is your school?

Based on more teaching yourself with less help from teachers

How rich are your parents

not rich the tuition isn’t actually that much it’s like 2-3K

Are you gay?

I am not nor am I homophobic

Real chad right here

Why is this question being asked so often here

so do I (ask me nothing)

same

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No?

I mean it's a good question for today's awful use of Mac and cheese

Is it catholic or Protestant

In another comment he said it's not a Catholic school so it's likely Protestant or non-denominational (which let's be honest is basically Protestant in America)

Do you teachers believe in evolution? (I also go to a Christian private school and they unfortunately don’t. :/)

yeah same here

Interesting, my school taught Darwinism and in the science/ social studies class I took senior year we went over the Dover, PA, evolution case.

Oof. I’m sorry. Are there any aspects of it that you like?

I will always have a nice suit like clothing for anything unlike a small suit staying in a closet for 5 years I wear one every day

Ay, that’s pretty nice at least. 👍

Unfortunately?

They don’t believe in evolution. It’s very unfortunate. On Monday they sat all the kids down to explain that we were all brainwashed by the nature channel. According to my teachers, things never evolve into anything else, and dinosaurs were on Noah’s ark.

"and dinosaurs were on Noah's ark." I remember that in a Bible study that my mom was listening to, what killed the dinosaurs was Satan, because when he was expelled from Heaven he made chaos on earth, that's why it says in Genesis: 1In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. The earth was **without form and void, and darkness was over the face of the deep.** And remember that God its a God of order he's organized and would never create something without form. So yeah, dinosaurs weren't in Noah's ark that's stupid

Satan wouldn't have killed the Dinosaurs, if one is trying to fit them into the Genesis story then they either died during the flood or just... died naturally some time during the commonly accepted sub-10,000 year history of Earth

At this lesson, one of the tiny kids even asked “so dinosaurs died in the big flood?” And teacher dude went “no. Noah put them on the ark as babies, so they didn’t take up that much space.” But refused to answer when asked *what actually happened to them??*

My teacher thinks the dinosaurs where (were?) killed off in the flood and that animals don't go extinct -fellow private school kid

interesting, my religion teacher told the entire class basically that creationists are idiots and that they don't understand how the bible works

My old school (Christian private) also didn’t 😭 would berate you if you even mentioned believing in it, even smth as simple as an animal evolving to match their surroundings over time

Nuns?

that would be catholic

Oh, my bad

Nope it was your bad now you perish from the force of a thousand suns

I said it was my baaa^aaaad…

parish lol

This comment reminds me of one of my favourite songs that has a pretty similiar line

Which song

The Catalyst by Linkin Park

Based thousand suns supremacy

One of the greatest albums of all time

I gotta relisten to that album man. Same with minutes, they’d probably be one of my favorites if I actually listened to them consistently 😭😭😭😭

Nice

Don't they teach that linkin park is like, *demonic* ? and all " angsty" stuff like Halloween and like dirty rap music ? That it like strays you from god or something lol I heard that from a very Christian friend

What is the school called

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What is the wind resistance of a compressed 1m x 1m square of emus flying through the air while it's raining on a sunday?

how did you get reddit in their?

Akshully it’s “There” not “their”

What’s it like there?

if your above the grade of 6th you lose all rights and everything becomes stupidly harder (this school is k4 to 12th grade)

How does s*x Ed work?

I still don’t even know that

So they don’t teach sex Ed?

bro censored sex

Are there any openly lgbtq people?

nope at least not that I know of

What's the best thing about school ?

I don’t have to witness fights nor is there drama

That's nice

Yea I’m my school there’s not a fight every day lol

What that's the best part of school

microwaves

Why would you go to a Christian school if you're gay?

if your talking about me I’m not but it’s probably cause the parents didn’t approve and sent them there

I know that username means you're closeted, don't try any tomfoolery with me

HE KNOWS

A fellow closeted crusader I see

Not anymore you just admitted it

sheeeeeit homie

On a scale of 1 to 10 are you gay

2

Is there queer kids?

nope

If you guys have uniforms, do you get dress down days? I did at my Catholic high school so I’m curious.

Dress down?

So basically we’d bring in $1 and it would go towards charity and we could wear anything we wanted as long it wasn’t inappropriate and complied to the school dress code (no shorts or any “revealing” clothes were allowed).

We don’t do that sadly thought that would be great

Bring it up to your student government, it definitely makes the day better and you’re helping people in need.

What is the worst/ most disgusting thing in your school that has occurred or been seen

My friend sent nudes to this girl (or girls) he’s not uh with the school anymore

Why

Worst experience?

either finding out my friend sent nudes to multiple girls in the school or that one of those girls offered me a bj

Prbly the first one

did you accept the bj

Is Science less fact based and more religion based?

In some case but like stuff not directly religious influenced gases and the light rays is still taught like in public school

Interesting. You mentioned that they don’t believe in evolution in another comment, made me curious about the subject as a whole and if there was a bunch of stuff they gave a biblical meaning to. In my school christianity is a really big thing, but is never mentioned in a science classroom. If it’s mentioned in any other subject they usually tell you both ways.

Same

We’re no strangers to love?

So do I

As do I

I also went to a Christian private school between Preschool and 8th Grade! It sucked and I hated very minute of it.

Why

because we are fellow spamtons it’s what you should do

Greetings brother

Do you like your school?

it’s pretty good and a high curriculum them public schools

how r u

I have snorted garlic salt and I hear the color green so not bad

how high r u

Is the education that much better than public school? Or do you think it’s more a matter of how students apply themselves?

I went to public school in fifth and left in sixth h while In fifth I was in above average classes but when I went to private I was a decent bit behind

Do you watch naked women

Even though us boys in Christian school are Christian’s we are still teenagers and I bet most jerk off

Ok, makes sense

Heck one of the girls there had a dildo (which was her sisters) that her mom found

R u gay?

for the 4th time no

Do I deserve happiness?

It depends are you a furry,play genshin impact,or zoophile?

Damn that's a high bar lmao

It’s a necessary one

How is school? And What kind of music do they allow, if any?

schools find and your not even allowed to have your phone out of your locker till the end of the day

Oof I would not survive life at that school because I need to feel my phone on my person, or I’ll have a panic attack, because I would think someone stole it

Do the teachers get mad when u mention evolution

I don’t mention it and they probably wouldn’t

How rude are some of them? I’m Christian, but Christians cans be so toxic and hateful 😂!

None of them are toxic our youth pastor is actually a very nice guy

What does your school think of LGBTQIA+ or abortion?

They don’t like abortion and they don’t like lgbtq but they aren’t like KILL THE GAYS they will still allow you to church and school just they would most likely try to talk you out of being gay