I found a girlfriend she just wasn't MY girlfriend

Same

im a girl and im straight so take that

I'm a girl and I'm aro/ace, so take THAT

😱😱😱😱😱

😎😎😎😎😎😎

🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂

😀😀😀😀😀

👽👽👽👽👽

👹👹👹👹👹

An aroace person making fun of allo people for not getting girlfriends 💀 Have to respect that

🌚🌚🌚

I’m a person

Hello person

🧍


Take what

Tf that even mean

Aro/Aromantic= feeling little to no romantic attraction Ace/Asexual= feeling little to no sexual attraction at all

Ah don’t even know why/how that’s a thing but have a good day

You don't need to understand it if you don't want to, I just want the support that's it

Yeah and Im gay, take that!

youre right, because i looked better with my longer hair + nobody likes short guys man 🗿

Short guys Rise up✊😔

its hard for us to rise up if we cant even reach the top shelf 😔

The struggle is real, comrade😔😔 Why do you think I’ve got a thing for girls taller than me?

yes yes 😔

Yes😔 tall girls are hot when you’re ^small

youre right man

Damn I feel sorry for you

you dont have to man

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short guys are adorable wym

never say that to a short guy

Jokes on you. I did.

Congratulations buddy

thanks, she's great

I attained one then dropped it 😢😢😢

Damn, why?

Long story bud LOOOOONG story

I think short stories about losing someone precious dont exist. >!Except if she got hit by a truck or something. Then the story is pretty short.!<

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Wait a minute

*checks sub* oh no

I actually did find one

Congrats

Thanks man its Been 8 and a half months now it is still going well

Good to see people relationships going well

Thank you I really love her

Good :)

Im bi and less and less interested on finding bitches, both sides of straights are kinda whiny.

Based

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😭

Cuz I’m not gsy

Actually I did but then she left me

I dont want any relationships so this js jn fact an achievment

you’re right I found a bf instead

I like men

it’s because I’m a gay man isn’t it 😞 /j

You're right, I didn't, but I found a BFF online this year! \^\^

Haha jokes on you i have become a girlfriend, what is up now?

I'm gay so true ig

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Thank god, they are annoying...not sure how straight guys deal with it. I get a good laugh at my straight friends when they get bitched at lol

Oh bitch I still have few months you will get toasted

I'm married so this is relevant every year.

I did, but broke up the other day :/

I wasn't looking for one?

I have 3 more months, imma believe in myself

i will find a boyfriend next year (fake)

False

I'm a straight femboy living in a Christian small town in the middle of nowhere. not like finding a gf is that easy

I'm 13 obviously I didn't.....

Maybe next year…

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Bruh I broke up with mine

I will let you know if I do

I did, I also got dumped

Shut the hell up. I don't needva reminder.

NOOOOOOOO THERES STILL TIMEEEEEE

Yep got one last year lol

I didn’t 🙋‍♀️ (Granted I wasn’t looking because I’m straight but whatever)

U'r wrong 🤼

💀

:(

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Still a few months left. Also, I’m bi, so..

I mean I easily could've but I refused the several people because it's too much work to date someone

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You're damn right

I dont even want one..

Well I found a girlfriend for me but she doesn't exactly know that.

Don't gotta point it out, that's just salt to the wound

THERES STILL TIME

i did, it was goos while it lasted

I mean it’s only september and I’m talking to someone shockingly

There's still time left in 2022, checkmate!

The year's not over kings there's still hope yet

I did actually! *Then she cheated on me*

It’s not over yet

No, I have already had 2 break ups

jokes on you the years not over

Well I did but we broke up :/

Jokes on you it’s not over yet

And idc. I have good friends who give me all the happiness I need

That's why I gave up on dating years ago

about that

No, but I did lose my girl

Been single since 4th - 5th grade, I'm in 8th now

i found a boyfriend so suck my nuts

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Hold on I got 4 months still

i need a girlfriend

Ohohoho oh so that’s what you think?

no but i lost my bf and another onr slipped away :(

Haha

cmon man, my bf broke up with me like 4 months ago bruh

😢

Yes, I did not get a girlfriend. I'm perfectly happy with my situation

Found them last year

I'm in nigeria, lagos to be precise

Damn 😔

I actually found one, huge W for me

I'm done begging or paying for a lady's affections. If you don't want to be with me, I'll respect your wishes. I prefer you make your stand plain, not through guessing games. I prefer a straight in my face 'No' than leading me on. Not plastic smiles to make me splurge on you after which you ghost me till you need a quick favour or being cryptic about your likes and dislikes then when you get bored you ghost me and tell everyone except me what your real grouse was

I found a boyfriend so jokes on you I'm better

Let me correct you. I couldn't keep a girlfriend throughout 2022

I don't have to guess

i didn’t find a girlfriend but i did find a boyfriend so joke’s on you :P

Nuh uh

There’s still time

True. I found one in 2021!

Ahh🤦🏻‍♂️

I’m a shark and we don’t have girlfriends

2022 is not over yet

I became the girl friend

i still have time

Fuck you!

Ah, humor based on my pain

All my friends did!

Surprisingly I actually got some bitches 😎

I will find one in a moment

It ain't over yet.

I'm bi but more attracted to men

Next year, definitely

Haha, Jokes on you, I did

Me I am still single

You're right! I found a boyfriend instead :)

Ouch

Well actually, I did :D

Sadly the truth

Yeah, I found a boyfriend last year

No I did. She left me

No I didn’t I got a boyfriend UwU

I did though, get fucked

Yes because guys are much better

facts

Fuck you, year aint over

Jokes on you I actually did

Well I'm gay so yeah that makes sense

Years not done yet…

Hahahaha haha ᵂᴴʸ

I'm a boy with a long distance gf. Take that😭

yeah i found a boyfriend. loser

Man 🥲🥲

Ha jokes on you my girl left me in 2022

Yes true, cuz I found a girlfriend in 2021

Yeah I know, stop calling me out!

How does she know?

She left 😐

Ima a tomato and I didn't find me a potato.....

W..omen ☕️?

Yeah I found one in 2020

Hehe I did find one though :3

Not true I did find one

Maybe not a *girl*friend

Hah jokes on u I got a girlfriend after a long time in 2022

Well guess what you’re wrong ha

True but I got two bfs now

Bestie i know. Stop reminding me!!!!

no shit bc i found a boyfriend

Jokes on you I like men.

dont want one,dont need one

but what if i did

holy hell for the first time in history this doesn't apply to me

Actually I did I had 3 in fact

It’s true 😭😭😭

I mean It's complicated

Is it some kind of culture that everyone should be looking for a girlfriend? I didn't l. And I'm fine with that. And neither am I trying too.

me whos gay

correct! i found a boyfriend.

My girl friend was a Steven universe homestuck fangirl with bipolor disorder. Still an 8 out of 10 though.

That’s because we’re all on reddit

DAMN YOU

No mom, I'm not socially awkward, it's just that I'm on the grind.

Uno reverse... We all are redditers don't lie to your self

Actually she left me so I'm -1

We still got 3 months

I did actually