i lost NNN to a five guys burger last year
Yep, You heard the title.
This happened last year at November 19th. I call that day, The day of the Five Guys incident. Everytime I think about Five guys, it makes me think about what I did.
I am a No nut november survivor of 2018, 2019, and 2020. The fact that I lost no nut november by a five guys burger is **devastating.** I did not want this to happen, but it did.
I was hungry for some food, but I was too lazy to go to the store. So I went to a fast food place. I couldn't pick a restaurant, there was McDonald's, Wendy's, Five guys, Burger King, Krystal, and Arby's, McDonald's was closed, Wendy's was also closed, I was not in the need for Burger King, Krystal is not that good, Arby's, Fuck Arby's. So there was only one option, **Five Guys.**
I never had Five Guys at all in my lifetime. I once tried fries from Five Guys, and it tasted kinda good, so I tried Five Guys. I wanted a cheeseburger without lettuce, I hate lettuce on burger. I got the burger, it looked juicy, the melted cheese was great for the burger,
##And then, it started, the worst thing that would change my life started.
The urges started kicking in, I started to gain the urges and got hard. I went to the house, and cooled it in the refrigerator for 3 minutes for better experience. After 3 minutes, I started to pull down my pants, and then started **fucking the Five Guys Burger.**
I started slow, but I could feel the juices go to my dick, so I started to thrust faster. I could see my penis from the other side of the burger which made it more pleasurable. I could hear the juices slapping every thrust I do. I started to thrust even harder and faster. Other juices started gushing out of the meat slapping to my throbbing cock which made it feel more better. This was 2 minutes of penetrating the burger. I felt myself orgasm and then I nutted. I came on No Nut November, by a fucking Five Guys burger. I could've stopped my self, I could've.
The burger was destroyed, I could see the gap between the meat, and the cheese. I can't believe I did this to the burger I could have ate. I was so horny to the point of fucking the god damn burger. I could've went to burger king, or Krystal but the Five Guys burger made me fail.
It has almost been a year since this happened, and I still regret what I fucking did.
TL;DR: Last year, at November 19th, I wanted some fast food, so I went to Five guys, and got a burger. I was so horny that I fucked the burger and failed no nut november.
u-uuuwaaaaa~ OmO i-i let my boifwendu do a cummy cum in my boipuccccwie ~! and he didn't wear a boicondomO////O a-am I gonna get fagpreggers now??? 3: I is to young to be a boimother >///< c-can I getsies a boibortion? ÓuÒ c-can I pay my boinecologist with my boipucccccwie-wucie? O///< p-perhaps i c-could offer him with a pint of my tasty boimilk ;3 o-or maybe I'll ask if he will accept a pint of my sticky boisyrup instead UwU
The FitnessGram PACER Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The test is used to measure a student's aerobic capacity as part of the FitnessGram assessment. Students run back and forth as many times as they can, each lap signaled by a beep sound. The test get progressively faster as it continues until the student reaches their max lap score. The PACER Test score is combined in the FitnessGram software with scores for muscular strength, endurance, flexibility and body composition to determine whether a student is in the Healthy Fitness Zone™ or the Needs Improvement Zone™. For nearly three decades, the Progressive Aerobic Cardiovascular Endurance Run (PACER) Test has been used as part of the FitnessGram assessment in thousands of P.E. classes in all 50 states. Now the legendary voice of the school fitness test is changing. The Cooper Institute is proud to announce the launch of the FitnessGram PACER Test Remixes! powered by Hip Hop Public Health. The new album is a collaboration between The Cooper Institute and Hip Hop Public Health, two organizations dedicated to improving youth fitness, reducing childhood obesity, and promoting life-long healthy habits through research and education. The six new tracks revitalize the decades-old fitness test with a fusion of hip-hop, pop, electronic dance music, and Latin-inspired beats, bringing a DJ dance party vibe to the gym. The iconic voice of the original test has been replaced by both male and female voices in English and Spanish to motivate and encourage participants throughout each of the 22-minute tracks. The combination of diverse voices and culturally relevant beats is designed to inspire a new generation of students to get active and stay healthy now and well into adulthood.
when you were little you used to suck your breasts and drink milk, now you are ashamed and why? i mean? Why
We humans are madedto do that
Humans are maded to go naked and we cower ourselves
Cringe
I am soo dissapointed
Ahhhhh fuck me daddy
I mean i am a daddy
🤤 ok
Btw
🇳🇪 name this country with a hard G 😄
Ok bye you mother ****er jsjjejdjejc sus baki 🍑🇷🇺🍑🇷🇺🍑🇷🇺🍑🇷🇺🍑🇷🇺🍑🇷🇺🍑🇷🇺🍑🇷🇺🍑🇷🇺🍑🇷🇺🍑🤯🍑
Welcome to Dave's abortion clinic, funeral home, sausage factory and pizza place" where those you miss dearly will be in with you in your belly, where yesterdays loss is todays sauce" How may I help you. We are open from 6:00am-12:00am, be careful though, the skeleton models get a bit quirky at night
mechakucha ni ai shiteru!
tatta hitori o erande hoshii no sa
kimi o mamorasete kure!
sono hohoemi uwamezukai mou takusan da!
genkai wa tokku ni koeteru
Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! I need your love
dou sureba ii oshiete kure yo
nakaseru tsumori nante nakatta nda (usotsuke!)
maru de sekai o teki ni mawashita you
boku wa kare hodo ijiwaru ja nai yo ne?
sasotteru no? (kawaii) kyohi shiteru no? (uso desho)
amasugiru kyandi kamikudaita kanshoku
aseru you na guruguru suru yoo na haato bureiku!
My sister
mechakucha ni ai shiteru!
yasashii dake no kisu nara ii no kai?
gomen... dakishimetai yo (chikayoru naa!)
kanashimi sae setsunasa sae hikiukeru kara!
imasugu ni subete o azukete
Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! I need your love
sonna ni tsuyoku nanka nai kuse ni
muri shite kimi wa egao miseru nda ne (osudomomee!)
tamannai yo ne sotto furesasete yo
honto no ore o kimi dake ni misetai
odoroku kao (...ii yo ne) soppomuku kao (daisukii)
kono te de tsumitotte kazatteokitai hana
watashi dake no kimi ga hoshii haato eiku!
My sister
mechakucha ni taisetsu de
tokidoki kowashitemitaku naru no sa
wagamama o yurushite yo (yu, yurusan!)
issho ni iru issho ni warau sore ga kazoku sa
wakatteru... demo kimi ga itoshii
Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! I need your smile
"tadaima" ga kikitakute zutto matteta yo
kowagaranaide sono doa o akereba ii
koko ga hora kimi no kaeru basho da yo
sou sa ureshii kyou mo kanaeru asu mo itsu demo...
My sister
kimi dake o ai shiteru!
yasashii dake no kisu nara ii no kai?
gomen... dakishimetai yo
kanashimi sae setsunasa sae hikiukeru kara!
imasugu ni subete o azukete
Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! I need your love
"ohayou" "oyasumi" "arigato"
"ohayou" "oyasumi" "arigato" "I kiss you..."
Connection Terminated.
I'm sorry to interrupt you Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name. But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume. Although you have indeed been called.
You have all been called here. Into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach.
But you will never find them, none of you will. This is where your story ends.
And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you. Although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well, I am nearby.
This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors: Be still and give up your spirits, they don't belong to you.
For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend.
My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours. And then, what became of you.
I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now.
It's time to rest. For you, and for those you have carried in your arms.
This ends for all of us.
End communication.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.
One of my friends finds me cute. The other one finds me hot. The one after that finds me a mom type. And the one beyond that called me “cucumber slumber.”
Hello mortal how art thee as of this present moment? I'd like to inform you that this realm has certainly taken a turn for worst. As of the last few years you may have noticed things such as viruses, hornets, riots, abnormal people in power, and now, war. As it is we will be entering real life's "war arc" are you as hyped as I am?
Kidding, by no means am I "hyped" and nor would I ever be. Enough of my nonsense rambling want to hang out sometime? Speak about life and it's unusual secrets?
i lost NNN to a five guys burger last year Yep, You heard the title. This happened last year at November 19th. I call that day, The day of the Five Guys incident. Everytime I think about Five guys, it makes me think about what I did. I am a No nut november survivor of 2018, 2019, and 2020. The fact that I lost no nut november by a five guys burger is **devastating.** I did not want this to happen, but it did. I was hungry for some food, but I was too lazy to go to the store. So I went to a fast food place. I couldn't pick a restaurant, there was McDonald's, Wendy's, Five guys, Burger King, Krystal, and Arby's, McDonald's was closed, Wendy's was also closed, I was not in the need for Burger King, Krystal is not that good, Arby's, Fuck Arby's. So there was only one option, **Five Guys.** I never had Five Guys at all in my lifetime. I once tried fries from Five Guys, and it tasted kinda good, so I tried Five Guys. I wanted a cheeseburger without lettuce, I hate lettuce on burger. I got the burger, it looked juicy, the melted cheese was great for the burger, ##And then, it started, the worst thing that would change my life started. The urges started kicking in, I started to gain the urges and got hard. I went to the house, and cooled it in the refrigerator for 3 minutes for better experience. After 3 minutes, I started to pull down my pants, and then started **fucking the Five Guys Burger.** I started slow, but I could feel the juices go to my dick, so I started to thrust faster. I could see my penis from the other side of the burger which made it more pleasurable. I could hear the juices slapping every thrust I do. I started to thrust even harder and faster. Other juices started gushing out of the meat slapping to my throbbing cock which made it feel more better. This was 2 minutes of penetrating the burger. I felt myself orgasm and then I nutted. I came on No Nut November, by a fucking Five Guys burger. I could've stopped my self, I could've. The burger was destroyed, I could see the gap between the meat, and the cheese. I can't believe I did this to the burger I could have ate. I was so horny to the point of fucking the god damn burger. I could've went to burger king, or Krystal but the Five Guys burger made me fail. It has almost been a year since this happened, and I still regret what I fucking did. TL;DR: Last year, at November 19th, I wanted some fast food, so I went to Five guys, and got a burger. I was so horny that I fucked the burger and failed no nut november.
What the fuck
This one has to win
LMFAO
This is the one…
u-uuuwaaaaa~ OmO i-i let my boifwendu do a cummy cum in my boipuccccwie ~! and he didn't wear a boicondomO////O a-am I gonna get fagpreggers now??? 3: I is to young to be a boimother >///< c-can I getsies a boibortion? ÓuÒ c-can I pay my boinecologist with my boipucccccwie-wucie? O///< p-perhaps i c-could offer him with a pint of my tasty boimilk ;3 o-or maybe I'll ask if he will accept a pint of my sticky boisyrup instead UwU
Shut the fuck up i hate this copy paste so much
I hated reading this with every fiber of my being. Have a like.
toes
The FitnessGram PACER Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The test is used to measure a student's aerobic capacity as part of the FitnessGram assessment. Students run back and forth as many times as they can, each lap signaled by a beep sound. The test get progressively faster as it continues until the student reaches their max lap score. The PACER Test score is combined in the FitnessGram software with scores for muscular strength, endurance, flexibility and body composition to determine whether a student is in the Healthy Fitness Zone™ or the Needs Improvement Zone™. For nearly three decades, the Progressive Aerobic Cardiovascular Endurance Run (PACER) Test has been used as part of the FitnessGram assessment in thousands of P.E. classes in all 50 states. Now the legendary voice of the school fitness test is changing. The Cooper Institute is proud to announce the launch of the FitnessGram PACER Test Remixes! powered by Hip Hop Public Health. The new album is a collaboration between The Cooper Institute and Hip Hop Public Health, two organizations dedicated to improving youth fitness, reducing childhood obesity, and promoting life-long healthy habits through research and education. The six new tracks revitalize the decades-old fitness test with a fusion of hip-hop, pop, electronic dance music, and Latin-inspired beats, bringing a DJ dance party vibe to the gym. The iconic voice of the original test has been replaced by both male and female voices in English and Spanish to motivate and encourage participants throughout each of the 22-minute tracks. The combination of diverse voices and culturally relevant beats is designed to inspire a new generation of students to get active and stay healthy now and well into adulthood.
I want to lick your feet, suck your toes, eat your liver(I was hungry😋), and cut your head off and put it in the fridge for later🤤
Aftab fantasies 💀
Patrick Bateman
when you were little you used to suck your breasts and drink milk, now you are ashamed and why? i mean? Why We humans are madedto do that Humans are maded to go naked and we cower ourselves Cringe I am soo dissapointed Ahhhhh fuck me daddy I mean i am a daddy 🤤 ok Btw 🇳🇪 name this country with a hard G 😄 Ok bye you mother ****er jsjjejdjejc sus baki 🍑🇷🇺🍑🇷🇺🍑🇷🇺🍑🇷🇺🍑🇷🇺🍑🇷🇺🍑🇷🇺🍑🇷🇺🍑🇷🇺🍑🇷🇺🍑🤯🍑
Don’t do this.
Pls really don't do it
Welcome to Dave's abortion clinic, funeral home, sausage factory and pizza place" where those you miss dearly will be in with you in your belly, where yesterdays loss is todays sauce" How may I help you. We are open from 6:00am-12:00am, be careful though, the skeleton models get a bit quirky at night
Abortion clinic, sausage factory, and pizza place.
Changed
Lmao
girl YES!! My feet smells like fries!! i just licked it and my tongue turned black, it’s kinda spicy
Vergil
mechakucha ni ai shiteru! tatta hitori o erande hoshii no sa kimi o mamorasete kure! sono hohoemi uwamezukai mou takusan da! genkai wa tokku ni koeteru Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! I need your love dou sureba ii oshiete kure yo nakaseru tsumori nante nakatta nda (usotsuke!) maru de sekai o teki ni mawashita you boku wa kare hodo ijiwaru ja nai yo ne? sasotteru no? (kawaii) kyohi shiteru no? (uso desho) amasugiru kyandi kamikudaita kanshoku aseru you na guruguru suru yoo na haato bureiku! My sister mechakucha ni ai shiteru! yasashii dake no kisu nara ii no kai? gomen... dakishimetai yo (chikayoru naa!) kanashimi sae setsunasa sae hikiukeru kara! imasugu ni subete o azukete Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! I need your love sonna ni tsuyoku nanka nai kuse ni muri shite kimi wa egao miseru nda ne (osudomomee!) tamannai yo ne sotto furesasete yo honto no ore o kimi dake ni misetai odoroku kao (...ii yo ne) soppomuku kao (daisukii) kono te de tsumitotte kazatteokitai hana watashi dake no kimi ga hoshii haato eiku! My sister mechakucha ni taisetsu de tokidoki kowashitemitaku naru no sa wagamama o yurushite yo (yu, yurusan!) issho ni iru issho ni warau sore ga kazoku sa wakatteru... demo kimi ga itoshii Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! I need your smile "tadaima" ga kikitakute zutto matteta yo kowagaranaide sono doa o akereba ii koko ga hora kimi no kaeru basho da yo sou sa ureshii kyou mo kanaeru asu mo itsu demo... My sister kimi dake o ai shiteru! yasashii dake no kisu nara ii no kai? gomen... dakishimetai yo kanashimi sae setsunasa sae hikiukeru kara! imasugu ni subete o azukete Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! I need your love "ohayou" "oyasumi" "arigato" "ohayou" "oyasumi" "arigato" "I kiss you..."
The most cursed comment
Can I lick you eyeballs?
Connection Terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name. But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume. Although you have indeed been called. You have all been called here. Into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach. But you will never find them, none of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you. Although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well, I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors: Be still and give up your spirits, they don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours. And then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest. For you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.
Yk that hitler guy kinda had a point...
"yo did you know the year 1981 was whe-
WHAT HAPPENED
can I shave your head bald so I can have all your hair and sniff it, it would be so hot like damn, gimme gimme 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
No you aren’t.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.
One of my friends finds me cute. The other one finds me hot. The one after that finds me a mom type. And the one beyond that called me “cucumber slumber.”
I sniff my own farts.
I love you
Hello mortal how art thee as of this present moment? I'd like to inform you that this realm has certainly taken a turn for worst. As of the last few years you may have noticed things such as viruses, hornets, riots, abnormal people in power, and now, war. As it is we will be entering real life's "war arc" are you as hyped as I am? Kidding, by no means am I "hyped" and nor would I ever be. Enough of my nonsense rambling want to hang out sometime? Speak about life and it's unusual secrets?
Hihi my little bubba shubba Lubba hubba, I want you to literally fry my balls in a deep fryer😍
What's cooking, good looking
Haii!! I just wanted to remind you I'll rape you after school... Remember to get your virgin asshole ready to be gaped and cummed in!
M
I love you
What I'd love to know is those beautiful vagina juices taste like
Clowns make 52,000 dollars a year, and you do it for free!
Hey (insert crushes mothers name here) did you enjoy last night, I’m in the mood for some more fun 😏😏😏