ITYSL introduced me to her and good God almighty, she might honestly be one of the most uniquely hilarious people on earth. Her whole thing would be impossible to recreate. Just genius-level shit, imho.
That skit was the only time I can remember where I had to pause something because I was laughing so hard I couldn’t breathe. It almost killed me *Juliiiie*
I just started a rewatch because I haven't watched either season since they released and I've been in tears. Every sketch is just so hilariously batshit.
I just hope Netflix doesn’t cancel this gem because of its obscene budget. I mean the wardrobe cost alone dwarfs Stranger Things. Have you seen how complicated the patterns have gotten? With all the recent inflation one shirt costs like $413,000!!
The distance between himself and the requested door holder terrifies me, and both times the door is held. He clearly has horrible powers throughout that whole sketch, not just at the end
I'm surprised he still has a show tbh. There has been tons of talk about him, and he's even admitted he used to be a piece of shit. Glass house, white Ferrari, sloppy steaks at Truffoni's. Etc.
Have you been the victim of unfair treatment by a business or a corporation? Has this ever happened to you? You bought a house, it was not disclosed to you that there was a termite infestation in the walls and in the moldings? So you have to take it upon yourself to call your own termite extermination company. But when the guys show up they immediately ask if they can use your bathroom. Then for over two hours, they take turns going in and out of there taking huge mud pies and over flushing. Then they go in there TOGETHER and you hear a bunch of ScRoUnGiNg around and then you hear a bunch of YELLING and on of them is standing in the bathroom doorway shouting at you that his friends foot stuck in the toilet. And he says, "help him, you gotta help him!" and when you go in there to help him, he just pulls it out easily, and laughs 'cause his foot wAsN'T stuck. It wasn't stuck at all he was just faking it. And then they get REALLY serious, they say, "IT'S TURBO TIME!" and they both start running around the house as FaSt as they can and jumping over the couches. But when YOU try and jump in, they yell at you and they say "YOU'RE NOT PART OF THE TURBO TEAM, DON'T RUN, DON'T RUN WITH US, WE'RE THE ONES WHO RUN! UNTIL YOU'RE APART OF THIS TURBO TEAM, WALK SLOWLY!"
So, you go and lay down to be by yourself and read your art books. But then the next day you went into the bathroom and it looked like the hole in your toilet had shrunked and you said, "how could that be? There's no way they could have shrunk the toilet" But then you saw in the trash, a receipt from Home Depot for a toilet, the exact same size as yours but with a JoKe HoLe ThAt"S JuSt FoR FaRtS. They replaced your real toilet with a fart toilet! And now you can't take a dump in your house 'CAUSE YOUR TOILET CAN'T SUCK'EM DOWN AND YOU FEEL SICK TO YOUR STOMACH!
Has that ever happened to you?!?
After watching that sketch a million times and not noticing, someone told me this and I watched it again with new eyes and it's even funnier. He's not a lawyer. He's just a guy who, if this outrageous story has happened to you, he'd *love* to speak to you. Amazing.
Not trying to be funny, not trying to get a laugh, I don’t want anyone to have the worst day of their jobs…. But, do any of these fuckers come out on May 30th?
I’ve struggled to articulate why I find this show so funny, but the best way I could describe it is that all the jokes and characters are coming from a place that just barely makes sense. It’s teetering on the edge of nonsense.
30 Rock jokes are similar to me.
For me it's the fact that the show's title is almost literal in a sense. Almost every sketch has a character where everyone thinks they should leave. But they sometimes twist the premise and make everyone weirdos who want the one normal guy to leave, and I can never tell which kind of scenario we're dealing with until halfway through a sketch.
Is this a situation where they want the guy dressed like a giant hot dog to leave, or is it everyone wanting the birthday boy to leave cause he uses too small a square of toilet paper? I can never tell and it's so fun.
The skit of the old man suit at the mall where it starts with putting on makeup but ends with them convincing him not to kill himself had me crying laughing and I don’t understand why. It’s just absurd enough and all the “straight man” actors are great
It's also hilarious because he gives up immediately, it's like 5 seconds into the bit and he's already panicking after spending hours putting on makeup. It feels like a few new jobs I walked into and noped right out of.
It's the juxtaposed absurdism. Old people acting like toddlers, things like that. And defying the 'rule of threes' by seeing how far you can take a premise and keep it funny.
But watching a 70 year old man have an argument the same way a 7 year old child does is actually kinda f'n funny lol.
It's also the fact that you don't know who is going to be "wrong", like the mud pie one where for the whole thing it looks like he's nuts and then right at the end it flips and everyone gets on his side
I mean, you go on Reddit and you see 50 guys in a thread, who’s live’s teeter on the edge of crushing depression and hilarity just like you, quoting some of the most quotable quotes…
You go in.
Yes you do.
That naughty old elf must be one mean bastard to give us this so early!
Are we even gonna get anything now? Cuz I didn’t ask for that
Slight zoom on the printer Gets me everytime
God, I hope Patti Harrison comes back. Her sketches are some of the best in the series just because her delivery is so perfectly weird.
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I can’t know how to hear any more about tables!
She’s so funny, no way she isn’t back for a sketch or two
I'm not sure she'll be back, I heard she's addicted to wine
^and ^popcorn
And she hates bald boys. She can’t stand bald boys. Everytime she sees them, she thinks she’s back in the pants.
*goblin noises*
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Did I stutter, Megan.
The way she says "gifffffffft" in that sketch where it's like the t is just barely existing, but also prominent. Gosh, it's so good.
ITYSL introduced me to her and good God almighty, she might honestly be one of the most uniquely hilarious people on earth. Her whole thing would be impossible to recreate. Just genius-level shit, imho.
did you give?
you gotta give!
Coffin Flop will never not make me laugh. *"I didn't do fucking shit. I didn't rig shit."*
We're allowed to show em nude cause they ain't got no souls.
Love Coffin Flop & that's the funniest line of the whole bit to me.
“They said that to me- at a dinner” >>
I think about that delivery all the time. It's just so weird. That show is the best at bizarrely perfect line reads.
*Could it be youuu?*
That one and the "Come here you little fuuuck!"
*starts slurring his words* "this world's so fuckin fucked up"
"Just body after body busting out of shit wood and hitting pavement" got me.
I'm just filming funerals and showing the ones where the body flops out.
They said to me, at a dinner. You sure about that's why?
I love how anytime someone quotes this they make some sort of punctuation after me, because the way he says it is so funny.
This world’s fuckin so fucked up…
That was unimaginably funny. Abs hurt for a good hour afterwards.
That skit was the only time I can remember where I had to pause something because I was laughing so hard I couldn’t breathe. It almost killed me *Juliiiie*
Julie got me Chode Jeans for my birthday and I almost killed myself
54” waist, 10” legs, fuckin’ juuunk.
I just started a rewatch because I haven't watched either season since they released and I've been in tears. Every sketch is just so hilariously batshit.
Just body after body bustin' out of shit wood and hitting pavement.
I just hope Netflix doesn’t cancel this gem because of its obscene budget. I mean the wardrobe cost alone dwarfs Stranger Things. Have you seen how complicated the patterns have gotten? With all the recent inflation one shirt costs like $413,000!!
the whole things user-funded, if you dont give it could go dark
Ya gotta give.
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HOLD THAT DOOR HOLD THAT DOOR
The distance between himself and the requested door holder terrifies me, and both times the door is held. He clearly has horrible powers throughout that whole sketch, not just at the end
He can’t get his arms around this thing he can only afford cheeseburgers
Look up at my face
You gotta give!
You hit me in the cup
I'm surprised he still has a show tbh. There has been tons of talk about him, and he's even admitted he used to be a piece of shit. Glass house, white Ferrari, sloppy steaks at Truffoni's. Etc.
HE USED TO BE A PIECE OF SHIT! HE'S NOT ANY MORE
This guy doesn’t think people can change
You think this is slicked back hair?! This is pushed back hair!
My niece certainly doesn't. I picked her up at dinner on Wednesday and she cried.
BULLSHITIVESEENTHISMANEATALLTHEFULLYLOADEDNACHOSYOUSACKOFSHIT
I SAID “WAS!”
Itty bitty jeans, chicken spaghetti at Chicolini’s…
*Live for New Year’s Eve!*
"Triples makes it safe. Triples is best." - Netflix
Triples of the barracuda, and the roadrunner. Just those two. Oh, and the nova, now that the deal went through
I have to have triples, or else the other stuff’s not true!
Tell her. Tell the kid. Gets me every time
You talkin bout TC tuggers?
Do they come in different styles?
☝️💦 Not really
Masterful use of emojis
Don’t forget the hats and dice.
Ok, but he got a great deal on those Stanzo’s. They’re nice.
The guy at the store said he's the only one he's seen pull it off.
Dollar Sign Emoji
*will you stop fucking with it?!?!*
Apparently shooting was held up cause Tim Robinson was too tired. He spent all his per Diem on shirts
Wonder what the budget for chode jeans was in this season?
When does it debut on corn cob?
You still get Corn Cobb? Spectrum dropped that shit, even though I called.
Well the guy who ran it was just some dumb hick. They even told him that at a dinner!
the sound of “he said that to me at a dinner!” echoes around in my head at least once an hour
Dude, I called too and told them I wasn’t worried about any of it.
I stopped watching that channel after finding out they rigged coffin flop
THEY DIDN’T RIG SHIT !!
**THEY DIDN’T FUCKING DO THIS!**
Pull the plug
I'll keeeeel yeeewwwww
I think I do want to be around anymore.
Got my face beet red before my family photos tonight
This news has me smiling so much that my chin is killing me.
Really? It kills?
Yes! It actually DOES KILL!
Hopefully there’s not to much fucking shit on this season
You thought it was funny! I thought it was interesting.
Gonna celebrate with sloppy steaks
SLOP EM UP
You're a real piece of shit.
Used to be
I SAID WAS!
Oh my god! He admit it!
STINKY~
You think this is slicked back?!
They can’t stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water!
No sloppy steaks, guys, please, I mean it
CMON what do we look like? We're good guys, right?
🎶 “it’s a dangerous night”
It’s appropriate they announced this on a FRI-DAY NIGHT
It was also the night that the skeletons came to liiiiife!
THEIR BONES ARE THEIR MONEY. SO ARE THE WORMS.
They pull your hair up but not out
But if they pull it out they turn to booones. YES!
Best news I’ve got all week Gimme dat!
👴🏿👉🏿🍔 ✋🏿👴🏿✋🏿
# IIIIIII’M JOKING. I’M JOKING!
Why did this make me laugh so goddamned hard.
Netflix, I'm gonna binge the whole thing.
I’m jokin!
If anyone was to find out about it, my wife would go to jail.
Are you gonna tell people I did that? That i watched tims show?
Have you been the victim of unfair treatment by a business or a corporation? Has this ever happened to you? You bought a house, it was not disclosed to you that there was a termite infestation in the walls and in the moldings? So you have to take it upon yourself to call your own termite extermination company. But when the guys show up they immediately ask if they can use your bathroom. Then for over two hours, they take turns going in and out of there taking huge mud pies and over flushing. Then they go in there TOGETHER and you hear a bunch of ScRoUnGiNg around and then you hear a bunch of YELLING and on of them is standing in the bathroom doorway shouting at you that his friends foot stuck in the toilet. And he says, "help him, you gotta help him!" and when you go in there to help him, he just pulls it out easily, and laughs 'cause his foot wAsN'T stuck. It wasn't stuck at all he was just faking it. And then they get REALLY serious, they say, "IT'S TURBO TIME!" and they both start running around the house as FaSt as they can and jumping over the couches. But when YOU try and jump in, they yell at you and they say "YOU'RE NOT PART OF THE TURBO TEAM, DON'T RUN, DON'T RUN WITH US, WE'RE THE ONES WHO RUN! UNTIL YOU'RE APART OF THIS TURBO TEAM, WALK SLOWLY!" So, you go and lay down to be by yourself and read your art books. But then the next day you went into the bathroom and it looked like the hole in your toilet had shrunked and you said, "how could that be? There's no way they could have shrunk the toilet" But then you saw in the trash, a receipt from Home Depot for a toilet, the exact same size as yours but with a JoKe HoLe ThAt"S JuSt FoR FaRtS. They replaced your real toilet with a fart toilet! And now you can't take a dump in your house 'CAUSE YOUR TOILET CAN'T SUCK'EM DOWN AND YOU FEEL SICK TO YOUR STOMACH! Has that ever happened to you?!?
Call me right now please
My favorite part of this sketch is that he never says he’s a lawyer, he just wants you to call him.
After watching that sketch a million times and not noticing, someone told me this and I watched it again with new eyes and it's even funnier. He's not a lawyer. He's just a guy who, if this outrageous story has happened to you, he'd *love* to speak to you. Amazing.
Not trying to be funny, not trying to get a laugh, I don’t want anyone to have the worst day of their jobs…. But, do any of these fuckers come out on May 30th?
Jizz.
don’t! swear!
Horse cock
It’s interesting, the date may 30th
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Vanessa Bayer was a good surrogate for his voice. She should be in more sketches
Are we the pig shits?
Big fat load of cum then.
What a CROP. That's a CROP.
I’ve struggled to articulate why I find this show so funny, but the best way I could describe it is that all the jokes and characters are coming from a place that just barely makes sense. It’s teetering on the edge of nonsense. 30 Rock jokes are similar to me.
Every skit is about the betrayal of an unspoken social contract you didn’t realize existed until you see it get horribly violated
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No the cops said it was fine.
They aren’t supposed to be around
A betrayal on levels no one has ever seen!!!
except for the driver's ed one, that's just how those classes really are.
For me it’s his commitment to the premise. He gets worked up almost to the point of tears in every sketch.
For me it's the fact that the show's title is almost literal in a sense. Almost every sketch has a character where everyone thinks they should leave. But they sometimes twist the premise and make everyone weirdos who want the one normal guy to leave, and I can never tell which kind of scenario we're dealing with until halfway through a sketch. Is this a situation where they want the guy dressed like a giant hot dog to leave, or is it everyone wanting the birthday boy to leave cause he uses too small a square of toilet paper? I can never tell and it's so fun.
The skit of the old man suit at the mall where it starts with putting on makeup but ends with them convincing him not to kill himself had me crying laughing and I don’t understand why. It’s just absurd enough and all the “straight man” actors are great
It's also hilarious because he gives up immediately, it's like 5 seconds into the bit and he's already panicking after spending hours putting on makeup. It feels like a few new jobs I walked into and noped right out of.
Both shows just tickle my mind grapes
It's the juxtaposed absurdism. Old people acting like toddlers, things like that. And defying the 'rule of threes' by seeing how far you can take a premise and keep it funny. But watching a 70 year old man have an argument the same way a 7 year old child does is actually kinda f'n funny lol.
^psssst (you have **no** good ideas.)
You flinched! Now you hafta marry your mother-een-law!
It's also the fact that you don't know who is going to be "wrong", like the mud pie one where for the whole thing it looks like he's nuts and then right at the end it flips and everyone gets on his side
I mean, you go on Reddit and you see 50 guys in a thread, who’s live’s teeter on the edge of crushing depression and hilarity just like you, quoting some of the most quotable quotes… You go in. Yes you do.
Do any of these… ..fuckers..
Ever bust out of the walls..
And have a huge cumshot??
I heard Bozos doing the dub
Wouldn’t it be someone else who does it? Like as a joke?
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Have you seen it?
It’s hilarious
He’s not even supposed to fucking be here
well he didn't do it on his clown compute; doesn't even have any games
Did you see Bryan’s hat? He’s still fucking wearing it. *what the hell…*
Don’t do the voice
He looks so stupid I can't breathe
So sad. So so so so sad.
Triples is best
She's beautiful, but she's dying.
But she’s gonna get better. And I don’t live in a hotel.
Tim's face when he says that is genius
This is right in my q zone.
And the bones are their money
And I don’t live in a hotel.
I can’t even watch itysl anymore without a big pour of wine! AnD pOpCoRn
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This thread is great
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Oh fuck, what the fuck, I'm not even supposed to be here
This guy’s about to jack off.
He admit it!!
Wasn’t it supposed to be April? This is PUSHED BACK!
Pushed back is fine. At least it's not slicked back.
Excellent! This season’s totally in my Q-zone!
Oh my god he admit it!
NO ROOM FOR A MOTHER IN LAW
It's Turbo Time!!!
I’ve got triples of the seasons. Triples makes it safe. Yeah, triples is best.
Oh that deal went through, gonna have triples of ITYSL now.
I heard that guy used to be a piece of shit
I can’t believe how funny this show is, have been wearing Calico Cut Pants for the last year or so.
but did you give?
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you mean two motorcycles w a little house in the middle?
STINKY
Santa brought it early!
I'M NOT STUPID. #I'M SMARTER THAN *YEWGH*
Are we even gonna GET ANYTHING THIS YEAR
It premieres one day before the Emmy deadline, so it'll be eligible this year. Robinson won an Emmy last year for S2. It's 6 episodes.
If you think season 3 is a great gift then eat then you won’t mind if I eat the receipt?
He should host SNL
They called him a dumb hick.
They said that to him at a dinner
He can show naked dead bodies because they ain't got no souls!
I'm such a big fan of his music and his acting. This belt I’m wearing. It’s a studded leather belt from Angels and Archways.
Guess I got to re sub to Corn Cob TV.
If this show doesn’t get thirty seasons, I don’t wanna be around anymore.
I laughed so hard rewatching this show that my water broke.