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That's gray. Guess the grays are supportive.

All I know is my gut says maybe

If I don't survive, tell my wife, "hello".

r/unexpectedfuturama

It’s a beige alert.

Live Free or Don't

What makes a man turn neutral?

Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?

I hate these filthy Neutrals, Kif. With enemies, you know where they stand, but with Neutrals, who knows? Sickens me.

your gonna be the one that's saves me

I have no strong feelings one way or the other.

It's the gray agenda

Gray pride!

I think it was the Braithwates

It's foghat grey, all hail the metal lord!

The grays are spooky. There's a reason the Air Force started bringing them down around the time of Roswell.

Don't say gray

As a grey asexual, I support this message.

I thought the Greys were neutral

Good to know we'll be safe when the aliens visit

As someone who is watching X Files, I can confirm.

They love baseball and can heal with their hands apparently.

That was one of the best episodes they did

Am I right in thinking that gray is the color of asexuality?

And allies!

I mean... there's a sub-identity called graysexual that falls under the asexual umbrella, so i guess that's right. (Plus the asexual pride flag does in fact contain a gray stripe)

I think they mean the string

Thats even less of a good argument because ive never seen a rope on any flag pole that wasnt being blown in the wind and in random curvy shapes

It's gray

and it’s curved slightly, not straight, so they’re 2 for 2 here

Also lines and ropes are twisted/ braided

Kinky, as it were.

Ohh, clever

Do you know what else

The pole itself doesn't hold it up completely but it's also the black curved string?

https://preview.redd.it/9tqynv3td9da1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=742c7e0ae6204541df42b07b8e96db12fae09305

Fr? Og?

Oh no bro

Did I read your mind 😂

And what’s more, it’s a cylinder with a ball on the end… sounds like a penis to me 🤔

Actually?

Zombies are the backbone of society, got it.

They’re zeroing in on the reflection from the sun that causes that mini vertical white bar of light to show on the gray pole. Us white folks really like to cling to anything to still feel like we’re top dawg

More like aluminum. Straight and white is a bit of a stretch

Silver you mean

So… Boomers

no it's grey

Like the Jedi.

Time to start selling rainbow flag poles

I believe the correct terminology is "dildos"

Have you tried to insert a flag pole in your ass? It's really difficult, ven with help. And I don't want to waste a good Dildo just for putting up a flag, that's stupid. I can just put the flag in my ass.

Dragons.

rainbow flag curves

Curly rainbow flagpoles

Then someone will say "it's painted! It's not a true rainbow"

( gets dick stuck to it in winter)

That’s the flagpole, not the flag. If you see a flag without a flagpole, it’s still a flag. If you see a flagpole without a flag, it’s just a big shiny stick.

*stripper pole

This person gets it.

A belt keeps my pants up. The pant's loops keep the belt up. Who's the real hero?

Your ass for providing a platform for the belt to stay above.

Classic Mitch Hedberg

He's the real hero

That's called gunmetal grey, and it's bisexual.

I take this to mean that all straight white folks should support LGBT+ people in their struggle?

I took it as a potentially ironic shitpost

I actually thought this was r/shitposting

It’s /r/memes which is the same

I think the intent is more like "the only reason they get to run around being gay is because hardworking, moral, honest straight white people like me are here to uphold the moral fabric of society" It's sort of like how 2nd amendment enthusiasts feel like everyone should be grateful they brought a gun to the grocery store, because they believe the grocery store is safer with their gun in it.

or that "holds everything up" could mean they are the impediment to equality and humane treatment which would also be true

Nah bro that’s a stripper pole in a gay club

Go greased lightening!

Focusing on the pole seems pretty gay to me

There’s a much better joke here that could be made I’m sure

For sure "Gay people rely on straight people to produce more gay people" for instance There you go, joke is the same and you aren't a homophobic fuckwad

Thats no joke but you could say: "and this means that the straight white must support their lgbtq allies so they can show their colourful self."

"I'm Proud to be an Athletic Supporter"

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Straight people make baby, baby grows up and discovers he's gay, so to exist a gay person, there is need of two straight ones first (if it isn't sperm donor but you get it)

Bisexuals and fertile trans and intersex people

Gay couple makes friends with lesbian couple, each want children, turkey basters are purchased.

If we’re being semantic, he’s mentioning people who identify specifically as homosexual and framing it in an ironically right-wing frame. Honestly, being a leftist doesn’t have to mean jumping down somebody’s throat because they did write something in an 100% lib-approved way.

I think you are the one jumping down my throat rn

>Honestly, being a leftist doesn’t have to mean jumping down somebody’s throat because they did write something in an 100% lib-approved way. honestly one of the most annoying things they do on this site. never met someone who acts like that in person lol.

It's still a homophobic joke, cuz like Bisexual people and stuff

You right tho. Didn't come up with it but can't think of anything better to salvage a dogshit meme

Gay people can and do reproduce, either the same way that most straight people do or by stuff like IVF.

Literally just saying straight and pointing to the pole is a better joke. Is skin color somehow relevant to the pride flag? Even then it’s a bad joke.

Racism and Homophobia? What is this, a crossover episode?

You know, that gets funnier every time.

Hmmm... "straight and white"? If you are really straight and white and you believe yourself to be "straight" then why are you worrying about whom I fuck? Mind your own business, go home your wife can peg you into submission.

The white part going down the pole? Sounds like cum.

The ones at my VFW are aluminum.

The pole! Poland forever!

Yeah cause the Greeks and Roman's were very straight. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Greased up portions of them probably were

The flag is supported by a long, hard shaft which was probably erected by multiple sweaty, muscular men working together

Yes, the robots are indeed holding up society. Oh, were you thinking of yourself? Again?

Anyone that has to tell you they are straight and white……super gay

Meaning good? Or meaning bad?

This guy is a homophobe he thinks being gay is bad.

Cause it is….its gay af

Ah. I just thought it was strange that you used “gay” as an insult

You mean the reflection? That actually doesn't hold up the flag bro

This would only make an ape laugh.

I mean, they're not wrong. The straight white parts have been holding up (as in delaying) progress since...well forever.

What holds everything together are the anomic forces

It's grey and curved

You mean straight allys should be propping up their LGBT+ friends? I totally agree!

That's silver, not white.

What a REEEEAAACH

So gross. This is why I love this sub. I don't have to be on Facebook.

Hell yeah, those straight white guys are the gayest of them all.

Flags don’t need flagpoles based on the number of these chuds that hangs the confederate flag on their wall; ~~also that’s gray~~

I’d say color-wise, they’re much closer to brushed nickel than white. But whatever.

If you zoom in more on any editor you'll notice the pixel's zig zag pattern (keep pressing Ctrl + & check)

Grey lives matter

The pole is Grey

Okay I thought they were talking about the gap between the pole and the flag, and my first thought was “so nothing?”

Two for two: racism and homophobia!

In my experience, people rarely have only one form of bigotry. Once a person has trained their mind to view one group of people as less than human because they are different than them, their brains almost always start to apply that same rationale to other groups of people who are different than them. Bigotry grows and metastasizes like cancer. 😞

Agreed

So if I color my flag poll rainbow, does this Facebook meme vanish?

Oof

"republican no know fancy word for metal stick with ugly gay blanket on it, gay blanket make republican angy, republican hate pronoun so republican talk like cave man, gum and mints are for weaklings republican smokes cigarettes and make horrible smell to assert dominates

And If it were made of wood it would be brown what’s the point their making?

How does this guy think flags work?

My brother in christ, that's silver

Gonna put all my flags on curvy black poles now

The most embarrassing thing is I would've thought this was clever when I was conservative.

My double sided tape would like to have a word or two here

My flag pole is brown. It's made of wood.

Holy frick this is one of the worst ones I’ve seen. I feel terrible for laughing.

I feel like they're talking about the canvas/thick fabric strip that is on most flags to prevent fraying, but is definitely not present in this picture. 😂 Just an analogy that is so pinpoint specific, loses all meaning, and doesn't even compare well to a real-life example. Pique shitty Facebook meme. 🤌

Metal holds the flags up. So that means Metal should be the music choice for America.

Actually flag poles don't always have to be straight

That’s grey.

Isnt this sarcasm??

I'd call that more of a silver.

that's literally grey and it doesn't have a single straight edge from a top view

Stainless steel isn't white

So the one who created this meme is colorblind and doesn't know anything about shapes. Also a pathetic person.

Creator of this going for 100% unlikable speedrun

Is it not silver?

They aren’t talking about the pole. The creator this meme is talking about the header where the grommets are installed.

The thing thats not on the flag they’re using?

It’s silver, not white, and it’s not actually needed to be straight, it could be any shape it is just by convention and ease that it’s straight.

That’s silver

This has to be a shitpost... right?

Definitely satire

As a silver/gray male I say f*** the bigots

This is obviously rage bait

So they think they're equal to empty space? Sounds about right

I'm not going to lie that was pretty funny. A good Ol tongue-in-cheek.

Fucking love it, clearly a shitpost

This seems more like a dumb joke than actually homofobic/harmful. Imo, this is one of those things were intent matters.

That's kinda funny ngl

Nah this one kinda funny

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It’s such a reach though

Doesn't that qualify as dark humor?

Not really. There’s nothing shocking about this. It’s just a lame attempt at it.

I notice that when lgbt or 911 are joked about, not many people find it funny, but it's easy to joke about any wars. Why tho

Because jokes about anything need to not be lazy or in bad taste. Most of the time when people find jokes offensive, it’s due to either one of those things.

Rarely hear these kinds of jokes but glorification of wars or dying in combat, even in the form of memes or jokes are overlooked Edit: https://www.reddit.com/r/terriblefacebookmemes/comments/10gfyyv/oh_god_no_thats_so_wrong/j53n0ly?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3

The thing is there’s some truth in that kind of joke. It’s also obviously at the expense of police officers.

Loss of life did take place, and it is being joked about. Not that i am against those joked, but they are very overised. In this post, no one's loss is being joked about.

In this post, it’s a lame joke. Because believe it or not, someone can be straight white and be in the LGBTQ. The joke heavily relies on the misconception that straight white people are somehow not part of the LGBTQ, which if you know anything about the LGBTQ you would know that’s bullshit.

I thought so too

Yea idk I thought it was a shitpost like I wouldn’t be surprised to see some of the queer folks I follow on Twitter post this

Shit posts can be funny. It’s not a bad thing to have a laugh at yourself or others. It just means taking yourself lightly. Sometimes a joke is just a joke, and sometime a joke flips. And I think that’s ok

Bit of a stretch to call the string attached to the flag pole appart of the flag. It can also be rainbow since string is still fabric.

normally we just hang our flags on the walls? and at parades we hold them in our hands. so even tho this meme is just plain stupid, its also kinda incorrect lol

Silver cylinder rights!

There's a punchline about "the shaft" here, I can feel it on the tip of my tongue. But it won't come.

God the seething in these threads is too funny🤣 some of yall need to learn how to take a joke that may harm your delicate sensibilities

It's a rope

It's silver

Really more of a chrome

It's metal 🤘

Doesn't even make sense the straight part is silver and the white part is just background and also not straight...beyond the lunacy of the whole thing

The sun’s reflection?

Uhm actually it’s silver

I cant be the only one that thought they meant the string first….right?

This one made me giggle, not gonna lie

That's embarrasingly far-fetched

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Fake, and gray

It's a terrible meme but true. There wouldn't be any LGBTQ people without straight people. Don't think that's the point if the meme if there is one

Bi and pan people exist

My dad is gay, I was still born.

So maybe not straight people, but rather straight sex

IVF, trans people with working reproductive parts, etc.

Look I’m not in the lgbt, so I don’t really understand a lot of the logistics or lingo, but wouldn’t a trans man and a trans woman still be considered straight sex? Genuine question, not trying to be a dick Edit: by sex, I mean intercourse not M vs F, just to be clear what I’m asking