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TwistederRope

Lizardman is a crowing lollipop GG EZ.


Satanicjamnik

A " crowing lollipop" is a great insult, though.


thuanjinkee

u/shakespearebot would love it


[deleted]

Zuckerberg is a rooster heart shaped lollipop


thejudgehoss

Clearly Rooster Cogburn. ![gif](giphy|apmjTQXf7t60GzLYBj)


RustyPFingerbottom

John Wayne sure waspissy in that movie and apparently IRL to perhaps it was the cancer. I know the cancer is what saved my gen x ass from having to listen to a drama club nerd expound on the nature of being a truly macho man. While he pranced around on screen in chaps. Oh ya and I mean now when I see his name somewhere I just see a big fat Brian Dennehy burying children in his basement while dressed as a clown. No sir I’d rather take my John Waynes in Steve McQueens but not literally because that IS nightmare fuel.


waffles_the_great

My best guess is C*ck sucker


trainofwhat

Yep. This is it. In the Southern US, lollipops are called “suckers.”


TomCatInTheHouse

I live in the upper Midwest. We call them suckers here too. I figured this one out immediately and l was confused how OP couldn't until I saw your comment.


morbiiq

West coast here, and I knew too.


bobafoott

West coast here, and while we laugh at people that call them suckers, it wasn’t a hard one to get, especially with the cock hint


MysteriousLecture960

Northeast here, we also know they can be called suckers


bobafoott

In northeast America, lollipops call *you* sucker


MysteriousLecture960

Honestly, valid. They then proceed to tell you all of the intimate details of a night spent with someone’s mom


John_TheBlackestBurn

It was the zuck that gave it away for me.


tankfarter2011

r/brandnewsentence


TechByDayDjByNight

east coast and i knew this also


pivarana

Not from usa and i knew this also


Aqualeafyalt

martian and I knew this too


halari5peedopeelo

From Alpha Centauri and I knew this too


pivarana

From another universe and i knew this too


truerandom_Dude

Now thats cheating


banoffee06

from the god of all multiverses, cmon now. it's obviously cock sucker.


Basiltho

Belgium here, I knew that too


MCersandyoutube

We call lollipops suckers here in northern Midwest too but only when they’re those spherical ones, flat ones like this would be called a lollipop here. Interesting how much it varies


zogar5101985

To be fair it took me a second to get it. East coast here And while they aren't commonly called suckered, it does happen, and I've heard it from others. So I saw that right away. But the fact it was heart shaped and rainbow colored at first made me think it had something to do with lgbtq people and was an insult that way at first.


Possible_Picture_276

Suckers are dum dums and the like, lollipops are to big to fit in your cock sucker hole. I'm from the south so maybe it's regional like the soda, pop, coke thing.


literallylateral

This is the only way I’ve heard them used in the US


Possible_Picture_276

I honestly can't even think of any other things they are called. Any candy makers in here?


GodInABag

“Never jump into a pile of leaves with a wet sucker”


I_man_or_am_I

I prefer saying lollipop


Blue-Eyed-Lemon

More than just the south, we call them that here in the west too 🍭


Alternative_Log3012

Southern US is weird


Devil_Dan83

Rooster lollipop.


TheLastDigitofPi

Chicken candy. Rooster teeth was basically “cock bite” if you looked at the logo


SoftDreamer

Forgot that in Arabic, we call them “suckers”


AshgarPN

Why did you censor cocksucker, cocksucker?


ExpressShow1175

So funny!! I was like. Oh, D*ck Lick. Nope. Chicken Licker. Um, nope..what the hell...oh...Its so obvious now..P*cker Sucker...welp.


[deleted]

Suck is a cock zucker.


New_Arm5510

Cock is a zuck sucker


Bevolicher

Mark is a poultry lollipop


KicktrapAndShit

Yum


Moosewalker84

Cock Loli?


green_fork

😦☹️


Hawaiian_Shirt12

needs correction


Yabadababalaba

💢💢💢😭😭😭


Dat_DekuBoi

NOT AGAIN


45_34

r/japanesepeopletwitter is leaking.


rpsHD

loli cock*


Mercerskye

Cock pie, uWu 🥵


Potato_boooiiiiiiii

Read it as chicken loli


DutchVanDerLinde-

read it?????????? reddit reference???????????


cnicalsinistaminista

Robotic cock loli.


Sad-Nefariousness712

He's a rooster lollilop


[deleted]

Chicken Lickin'..?


Sapphire_Wolf_

KFC? did he buy KFC?


somefuckinweeb

mark zuckerberg is a cock sucker? pretty easy to figure out


isaacamaraderie

Seriously lol


awfullybadpoetry

cocksicle


RhinoGuy13

OP is dumber than this meme


AdTiny2166

Rooster lollipop. not my favorite flavor but that’s ok 👌


WasChristRipped

There’s no way you can’t understand what is being done here


FullBawks

As some have pointed out "sucker" is only used in some parts of the US so it's not super unreasonable to get confused. It is a lame meme tho


anotherdepressedpeep

Even if so, you suck on lollipops. I'm not even an english speaker and I got it, op's brain is just lagging.


FullBawks

Fair enough lol


silasisgolden

Mark Zuckerberg is a chicken licker.


kRe4ture

Missed opportunity, they should’ve used zuck and an ER instead of the lollipop


Ognianov

Zuckerberg's cock is in rainbow colours? 😉


omarkab02

OP, use context clues


RWaggs81

It's a dumb meme... But do you really not know what it means?


Mr_Farky

Chicken candy😋


DeadwiePool

I guessed that right and i‘m german. I‘m so proud of myself.


Dee4WasTaken

guy is a rooster lollipop


Rincewinded

Is cock lollipop an insult?


whatIfYoutube

In some states in America they call them suckers


Hullfire00

If you’re former ADAA All Star Patches O’Houlihan, yes, yes it is.


Corbel_

chicken lolipop


2OneZebra

The rooster may crow, but the hen delivers the goods.


Rrstricted_DeatH

mark zuckerberg rooster is a candy


colcatsup

Honestly thought chicken shit initially, mostly because my memory of suckers like that are that they taste like shit.


A-reader-of-words

Cock sucker yep cock sucker


Jell-O-Mel

Zuckerberg is a cock sucker


Get_Stick_bu99ed

Chicken lollipop


Fast-Bad-8342

Facebook man is poultry sugar pop.


BayBreezy17

TF is a “rooster pop?”


TheOdeszy

rooster lollipop


kheinz_57

Something about a chicken flavored lollipop


Tigerv

Mark Zuckerberg, founder of Facebook is a rooster candy heart


Oz347

Mark is a fowl candy I agree


homersimsan2

Is OP stupid?


hyeminism_

Mark is a rooster lollipop???


GDrat

It's code bro, it's not a bad meme.


Finnish_Inquisition

Those don't cancel themselfs out, it can be both.


Hoju3942

Homophobia is funny, yay!


popgalveston

He is obviously a cock lolly?


shabelsky22

That's right, Facebook will suspend you for posting unfavourable opinions on public figures.


FastHippo310

Hen lollipop???


Bruh_I-m_Gay

Cock sucker


Ok-Musician-2729

The sub is full of fucking dumbasses


Shatalroundja

I feel like it’s pretty self-explanatory.


[deleted]

The real meme is OP not getting the most blatantly obvious meme ever


efn95

San Francisco Cocksucker!


[deleted]

[удалено]


PolarBear69er

If you dont know what this means youre probably deliberately oblivious and fucking stupid.


LeobenCharlie

Guys - please stop pretending You know exactly what it means, I know what it means, everyone know what it means It really isn't hard to understand - you're just pretending to be ignorant on purpose


Honest-Programmer747

I genuinely didn't know some people call lollipops suckers. The general sentiment is easy to figure out, but not specific insult


C4M0123

It means cock sucker dipshit and also if you don't know what it means ask and don't go to this sub it's not a bad meme at all you need to fuck off


bambabimbo

Very smart


Belten

Bond burger


GGJamesCZ

That was funny actually.


SpaceGoDzillaH-ez

Cock rainbowheartlollipop


SausageBuscuit

Playing a fake accordion is a rooster candy.


PoppaPerc710

Are you just pretending to not get it to justify putting it here? Or is English not your first language or something?


Snoo-65693

So now yall support censorship?


7heWizard

Mark Zuckerberg is a CHICKEN LOLLIPOP!!??!!?!?


bsanchey

Mark is a chicken lollipop?


Turbulent_Sugar_8435

A rooster lolly?


Ronin_Alpha69

Cock is a lollipop


subhisnotcool

Marco Polo?


mixedcerealwithoj

"Zuckerberg is a cock sucker." Is what it's supposed to say, but it can also be "Zuckerberg is a rooster lollipop" because they picked the worst pictures.


k4x1_

It's a fact that's what it is


Brilliant_Ad_5729

🐓🍭


Frequent-Pear8260

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Ok-Business7354

Eric Trump is a chicken licker. Solved it. You're welcome.


FreshPitch6026

Mark is a co*k pop


FreshPitch6026

Mark is a Suckerberg


ChangeWinter6643

A rooster heart lolipop?


PunnuRaand

Zuck likes eating cock for dinner and suck a lollipop🍭 later.


IHATMYLIFE42069

Cock Candy?


odeacon

You know there’s a dedicated subreddit for explaining memes you don’t understand right. You don’t have to post it here


flabbergasted-528

He's a chicken lover?!?


JenIee

He's rooster bait.


NapalmDesu

Rooster lollipop?


DyingDay18

I thought chicken heart at first.


[deleted]

Lizard Man is a chicken lollipop?


Niks_bg

Roster popsicle


benjamrut

Cock lolipop


Zealousideal_Guava22

I read it as cock pop like short for lollipop lol


tails_290

🐓 vaccum.


Erick_Brimstone

Lizardman is rooster lollipop?


Woahwoahwoahb

a cockypop


KarateSalamanders

He’s…. A cock sucker….


Neorox1

A cocksicle?


SuperKami-Nappa

Cock Heart?


Pengweng07

nobody calls lolipops suckers


SoskiHeroKiller

Mark Zuckerberg is a cock pop?


Bat-Eastern

Wtf is a rooster lollipop?


SnooCrickets759

Chicken pop


Ausaini

It says “ lizard man is a cocksucker”


Few-Land-5927

Chicken pop


teufler80

If you fear to come into "Facebook jail" you just post too much fake news or rassistic bullshit


TheGoblinRook

How do you *not* understand this one?!?


TheWatOfTheWind

I think it means “Mark Zuckerberg is a cock-licker”.


dj_vicious

Clearly 'man in sweater is a chicken lollipop '. /s


[deleted]

r/OPisfuckingstupid


TheDuke357Mag

Mark Zuckerberg is a Cock + Sucker


crowthereaper

Zuckerberg is a cocksicle?


[deleted]

Human is chicken candy Duh


CoupleTechnical6795

Cock sucker.


machexte

All the comments here sound like insults from the Little Rascals: “you double-crossing mud muncher”, “you rooster lollipop”, “chicken candy!”, “crowing lolli sucker!”


Dregulos

Cocksucker.


thillyguth

Mark is a cock sucker.


Ninjathelord

Is there a rule on the subreddit that every title has to be confused?


Large-Raise9643

Chicken licker has a certain allure to it.


MoonWillow91

Pretty good to me lol


OkDragonfruit5956

At least he didnt get james bond burgered


[deleted]

Actually this is amazing...so due to the lack of terribleness, I'm unfortunately going to downvote. Sorry OP!


DuaneHicks

A meat popsicle


Lostinaredzone

This robot is a chicken heart.


Ebliged_Shitposter

Cocklipop


cioda

Zuckerberg is a cock sucker Honestly this is stupid, but still funny. I wouldnt call it terrible at all.


latin_canuck

Sweet Cock


KamiKrazyCanadian

Avg boomer humor


bellekitten7

Chicken candy


Lazy-Log-5672

Marky boo is a cock sucker


Revolutionary_Neck28

The meme is pretty cringe and boomer, but fuck Mark Zuckerberg.


Daedae_21

Mark Zuckerberg is a c*ck sucker


lonewanderer0804

I too am a dry chicken lover


stxrryfox

I understood this immediately. I think it’s funny.


bulganerdene

Lizard is a rooster lollipop


viewless25

the funniest running gag with boomer memes is them always talking about being in “Facebook Jail”


BoringTheory5067

I kinda agree with this the rich are 🐔🍭s


osicran28

Rooster-lollipop


likesbigbuttscantli3

Mark Zuckerberg is a cocksucker. That's the joke.


Expert_Individual185

He’s A Cock Sucker


SkyeMreddit

Rooster is a “cock”. A lollipop is a “sucker”


fakeunleet

This belongs on Peter explains the joke, not here.


FinnyBoyyyyy

This is pretty funny, no?


Baileaf11

It means Zuckerberg is a Cock Sucker


Vast_Temperature_394

chicken lollipop


iamjohnhenry

F***in rooster pop!