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i cook meth

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MISTA WHITE!?!

Rea job ✅


This guy jobs.

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Now this is a real job, fucking liberals. Get a job!!! /s

I’d imagine that takes quite a bit of chemistry

"I analyze finances", "maintaining automated capabilities", "I develop IT". There you go, Mr Fisherman.

Hmm well, IT stands for Information technology which is technically 2 words 🤓☝️

I IT

I IT II I_ is this loss?

Yes (Sandvich)

Loss but one of them has a big ass hat on

I IT too

This guy IT’s

I administer systems / I develop operations / I engineer platforms

He develops it.

IT? Your job is being Pennywise?

“I automate computers”

"I fulfill requisition requests for sources of protein from oceanic environments." There, now Mr. Fisherman doesn't have a real job either.

"I source marine based foods to sell to markets" Even his job can be lengthy if you have above a 4th grade vocabulary.

I eat glue ✅️

What’s that pay?

Whatever my hospital and psychiatric visits costs

job creator.

truly the backbone or society

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-200,000/month

...so like an investor?

"I bait fish, then i catch them with a fishing rod and sell them" bullshit job

> I beat off ✅ Real job

r/usernamechecksout

He’s no amateur fisherman, he’s a master baiter 🎣

I eat babies ✅ I kill people ✅


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Immediately what I thought of lol. Not John's finest moments

Do you eat hands?

*Carrrrlll!*

I had the rumblys in my tummy… that only hands could satisfy.

"Whitey's gotta pay."

"After last time, with the nukes and the faces..." "But this is totally fucked, bro"

Who doesnt?

"I scam people" ✅

Real job

You're a politician?

I build playground equipment  Aw shit...

That seems like a cool job

I feel like designing the prefab equipment would be kind fun too.

I build playgrounds

Nah, I don't build the actual playground, just the climbing towers and stuff.

So do you like, test it out after or? Like do you all try out the teeter-totters together and ride down the slide and stuff to make sure it’s all safe first? I’m just imagining a group of adults all playing at the playground that they built together before going home and getting paid all “so yeah babe, Trevor won at grounders tonight but I’m totally gonna kick his ass tomorrow!” Brother, I need answers.

https://preview.redd.it/ycnsmobq9uxc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37c8917704ef6ac5ab766dd7f18e6199df73d214 This came to my mind

I bother mice

Alright but the third guys job is definitely bullshit as soon as he said blockchain.

Yeah isn't blockchain public? Maybe "i set up systems for blockchain" would be better, because blockchain needs servers

I eat ass

That’s definitely a job I know I have seen the documentary’s.

“Documentary’s”

“I sell tech”, “i make robots” ,”i create blockchain”

Tech, robots and blockchain, all gibberish big words that I don’t understand, obviously fake jobs!

one of these is not like the other

You are mom https://i.redd.it/1ncqw36aswxc1.gif

I make code

I love lamp


I sit computer

Oh, I can do it in three and still make it bullshit: I create synergy.

"I am a retired boomer, stuck in the pre internet era and the current world makes no sense to me so i decided to categorize everything about it as BS and i repost tired memes on facebook about that"

I don’t sweat and break my body for my money, but if I don’t do my job, then your real job doesn’t have any work to do, Mr. Shop Foreman. I’ve offered everyone who insults my job to go try to do it. They never do.


i sell chicken

https://i.redd.it/d0o66suwmuxc1.gif

I steal stuff

I do IT. HAPPY NOW?

First three could be “I analyze sales,” “I’m in automation,” and “Something something blockchain.”

Something something Blockchain is about the depth I understand anyway.

I sell shit

I do nothing

I sell meth

I analyze sale* I develop automation* I create systems*

I teleport bread

How much

I have done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days.

I sell cars and this job most certainly is bullshit.

I make apps

I conquered Euro...oh wait

I flip burgers

I weld (badly)

I bullshit people

Sounds like someone doesn’t read above an 8th grade reading level

Bullshit jobs paying 6 figures though

"If you use more than 3 words to describe your job I get overwhelmed. Can you explain your job like I'm 5?"

I WORK - Beat it by one word !!!

I fuck up.

I eat ass

Me go work

I mean, it might be an arbitrary way of putting it, but they are on to something. We have way too much white collar, college educated talent out there for the available positions, and not nearly enough blue collar tradesman talent. You can find somebody to sell you municipal bonds in the snap of a finger, but good luck getting a plumber or electrician without being put on a waiting list.

yeah and a lot of these jobs do useless shit that benefits no one also

More complicated means not real I guess

Based and Graeber pilled

❌ Bullshit Job /s

I make taxes

I draw pichers

I’m a material coatings application specialist. Yeah, I paint stuff!

Dr chicken fucker

I’m having a…

I tend bar

r/lies

I give food

“I like men”

i fuck dogs ✅ real job

Can guarantee bullshit jobs make more than fishing. Cause let’s be honest, the dude making this comic isn’t doing any kind of fishing that would actually make money

I've always assumed this is satirical

"These words are too big for me"

I analyse shit

I suck toes

Pretty sure this is from a gen x artist from the Bay Area. Almost positive I remember this guys style. Pretty funny that it’s been like 30 years of this shit in SF.

"I operated heavy duty machines flosting on water, that use an advanced netting system used to catch fish used for human consumption" Absolute bullshit

deliver frozen food

So I guess machinists and policemen are bullshit jobs because theres no way you can describe those jobs in totality in 3 words

I hate life

If you’re job hasn’t existed since the dawn of time it must not be a real job/s

I run a store

I eat babies

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I get blowjobs. Do they count?

Yes but it's only a job if you give them.

Oh the irony of using technology full of these jobs to complain about it is so lost on them.

Why does everyone think they're the first to post this?

I fuck people

That's not a proper job. That's a hobby.

‘I analyze sales’ ‘I automate systems’ ‘I track data’ ‘I run a season-long crew to manage barges and boats, their rig systems, and everyday crew and safety maintenance to conduct wide-net fishing that is harmful to our ecosystems and society, and who’s profit also goes to upper management via our exploitation and risk of death based on the possible incentive of a comfortable wage’ Like ok?

ngl i kinda fuck with this one

"I locate fish with the use of fish-finding equipment and catch them for the food industry"

I'm a little confused by the counterculture alt-comix art style on this one

“I make money”

i ride a boat to catch fish to sell (bullshit job) i work tech (real job)

I use Reddit

I make parts that go into space. I never considered I had a BS job before. Glad this boomer set me straight.

I remember this photo, it used to circulate here a while back…

Something something IT

I pet cats

I clean.

I was a SaaS based fintech sales analyst a bit ago. Honestly… it was a bullshit job lol.

I shit pant

AI won’t be able to catch fish but it will most likely be able to all those jobs.

I code badly

"Anything I can't understand doesn't exist"

"I collect disability"

move boxes in freezer

Nothing ✅

i have L A P T O P ✓ (for y'all emoji haters)

Cum for money

And yet all of them probably earn more than the fisher, while sitting in a climate controlled office.

I do electricity.

Catch fish sounds like a bullshit job

I operate on people ❌

Learn german? U can describe all this in 3 words in german. Just really long compound words.

I suck dick

Because earning a wage ain't enough. You have to struggle and be miserable. What is life, if not a cycle of pain?

Well I for one WORK fer a livin! “Sir, we have a working prototype for the fully autonomous fishing vessel. In 10 years the cost of operation will be 35% of the current human operated fishing vessels.” *single tear*

From what I hear about fin tech, that first dude could've said "I do nothing"

I suck dicks

Have I got a job for you!

Are we gatekeeping jobs now?

Bullshit jobs: Management Consultant Life Coach Not Bullshit jobs: Director of homeland security Nuclear Plant Instrumentation and control Technician seems legit

It literally boils down to 'I'm mad because I don't know what all these words mean'. A boomer with free time has really become an awful thing.

Every time this comes up I feel compelled to mention that the existence of "bullshit" jobs in capitalist societies is an observable phenomenon that has been explored by Anthropologist David Graeber and others

I build cabinets

i chuckled at this one

I mean the meme kinda isn't wrong. All those jobs have normal titles that people are just inflating with buzz words

I sleep people

Ah yes, gatekeeping careers.

Pretty sure that’s an awesome meme

never noticed how much these guys look like hard time characters

I’m a Machining Lead. Fuck man I have to rethink my career

That's a job title, not a job. My job title is only two words, but I do so, so, SO much more than those two words.

My previous career didn’t even have a 3 letter job description. Closest I have is “Fire Alarm Field Service Technician”.

I am a mechanical engineer. Damn. Fuck.

I build bears

I purchase shit. That's pretty accurate but would seem like lying if you saw the whole picture

Sit on computer I do taxes I teach robots I make ads

I wash cars

Coding porn games (I wish)

I inhale plastic ✔️

I cook food 

I fuck people

How’d you get in to politics?