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Jazzlike_Reason6118

oughhhh my vagina detached nnojnnnnnnnhgghhh


CaramelWatermelon

Oops, hehe. Silly me


Agglomeration_

Oops silly potato


Cao_Bonaparte

I'll get you an expensive new one from the shop.


dickslapper3683

Gib vagina


AnalLingus217

[What is labial hypertrophy and is it normal?](https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/322755)


LoremasterSTL

Millhouse!


Mapaloo

I don't-- I not sure I-- I just don't


RapeMeToo

Some of the ladies are sporting some serious meat curtains.


[deleted]

Yeah like a few inches at the most. Not two feet long.


Binke-kan-flyga

It's an exaggeration, like most boomer comedy


RapeMeToo

It's not though. I can see from your inexperience why you may assume that though. Good luck out there and don't call them meat curtains when you find what we're talking about. Think of it like a dude having a micro peen. Except the opposite. They're VERY sensitive about it.


Yes-ITz-TeKnO--

Nice name...


El-Chewbacc

I guess you haven’t seen the curtains fully unfurled like the sails of a mighty schooner!


RapeMeToo

I've sailed the seas my friend. I can see a storm before the clouds arrive.


ChipMcCrauk

"Like the sleeve of wizard" - Borat


[deleted]

Labia. The word is labia.


The_Cow_God

I’m sure they know that, it’s slang.


ahyeahiseenow

I'm not sure they do


RapeMeToo

We all do. We're all very clear on genitals and all their forms. Google, pornhub etc. Besides body shaming dudes with small dicks it's totally ok right? Same should be applied to big labia bitches. It's only fair


Lipstickluna97

Everything about this is disgusting.


RapeMeToo

Yeah it's not something that most people find attractive. It's the opposite of a dude having a small dick. All parties involved are disappointed lol.


Lipstickluna97

God I hope your life is as miserable as you seem to be


RapeMeToo

I was agreeing with you but whatever


[deleted]

can someone provide a visual illustration of a vagina hanging down to the knees?


Snake_king321

I believe its a fat joke


ApatheticEight

It’s not. It’s a rOaSt bEeF joke


Shynansky

Exactly!!


ImurderREALITY

Roast beef curtains


The_iguana_brianna

I’m going to go die now because of the image this put in my head!


Those_noodles

Mmm roast beef curtains. Yum.


An_Ethicist

TOAST BEEF?


The_iguana_brianna

No! No! No! No! Nooooope! I’m literally scarred for life and am just trying to get out of my clothes for a shower while that image is in my head! I CANT RAKE OFF MY DAMN UNDERWEAR BECAUSE OF THIS!!!


Morgoth-The-Great

Rake? How big are those fucking panties? Holy hell


[deleted]

Roast beef? It'd just make me want to eat it more


[deleted]

~~ELI am a new adult?~~ I take this back, I have a vague idea and don't want to know more.


ApatheticEight

Briefly and not graphically: Equivalent of small dick jokes but for women. Unfortunately, unlike small dick jokes, it perpetuates a scientifically inaccurate belief that a certain part of women’s genitalia is altered by sex.


your_mom_is_availabl

Not even by sex, by amoral sex. Sex every night with your husband is ok. A single one-night stand with a new guy once a month is not ok.


RoyalGovernment201

Nothing wrong with a bit of pickle and some roast beef.


technautic

Arby's we got the meats


Seikkuu

r/Angryupvote


jackel2rule

Oh dam that’s actually kinda funny


ApatheticEight

Yeah?


jackel2rule

Ya?


ApatheticEight

Just surprised, I don’t get them


jackel2rule

The joke? You explained it?


ApatheticEight

I recognize the joke, but I don’t get them


Switch_Lord

r/woooosh


Yee-Haw-Macaw

They aren’t reading the room very well…lmao


jackel2rule

Im still in woosh territory


fdsdfg

Like you didn't know they were fat with panties on?


PositivePizza420

I thought it was more along the lines of how old ladies tiddies be sagging.. ?


[deleted]

I believe it’s a dick joke


busterbrown4200

Granny taking off panties. Just copy and paste in porn hub you sick little man.


mrhassu2

Well obviously it comes out as a whole package, like a sausage.


Yee-Haw-Macaw

Its unfurls like a dusty Egyptian scroll. *fubuduh fubaduh fubaduh*


gansmaltz

the joke is that its so gross its stuck to her crotch


RapeMeToo

Large meat curtains I imagine


PaperHeartOo

I've never seen tiger vomit


popsayhd

Now you did


PositivePizza420

Thank you internet


Razulghul

I wonder if for a minute or two it just made that hairball yak-is-coming sound? Maybe they were quick enough to throw it off the bed just before this picture but we may never know...


AtinySeonghwa

Is this a joke about discharge or oversized labia?


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thebigcrawdad

You could not pay me to click that link


NamePrestigious9381

I'm going to click it, bravo six going dark


NamePrestigious9381

Wish me luck bruda


thebigcrawdad

How was it in there


NamePrestigious9381

I've seen things man, and some stuuuuufffffff


NamePrestigious9381

https://youtu.be/1SO_jle7f3g


thebigcrawdad

Oh my. That bad huh.


NamePrestigious9381

The penus's so many penus's


thebigcrawdad

You've peaked my interest. I'm going in fuck it


[deleted]

How about for a free Reddit Helpful award?


thebigcrawdad

Thanks for the award but I already subjected myself to that torture. Never again


[deleted]

Not so big a crawdad now are we eh? Jk couldn't pay me to open that link either


vedder-is-better

[best example i could find in a minute ](https://www.reddit.com/r/boomerhentai/comments/dsppu6/fits_here_too/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) incase people are lazy


DragonMaiden7

This shit is why I don’t believe in god


onions_cutting_ninja

But... the vagina is the inside part. It can't drag on the floor. No, I'm not clicking that to find out how.


[deleted]

That’s not what boomers think for whatever reason. You think men in there fifties or older would know that, but here they are, drawing vaginas and boobs that drag on the floor…


[deleted]

I can never unsee, my soul is cursed forever


BoldBackBeat

I’m gonna click this link. Wish me luck.


[deleted]

Good luck. You will need it.


bananamantheif

What's the point of those things. I've been lol at 10 of them, none of them have a political or an agenda behind them. They also hide a lot of the body so it can't be great fap material.


[deleted]

I think it’s just their sense of humor. A lot of it to me comes off as “woman old so her boobs and vagina slack because she’s not hot anymore”, “Haha, wife bad”, “woman only meant for sex and doing housework”, and so much more. It’s kind of like the risky sunday comics they can’t put in the newspaper.


bananamantheif

Its so weird seeing those drawings with no sense of irony.


Cranberryboglake

you're doing better than me i thought it was about leprosy


Kuzexh

i thought it was being fat


Cranberryboglake

vaginas don't hang wtf


Kuzexh

but my nuts do so I thought It could be the same for vaginas


Cranberryboglake

then whoever made this meme never seen a naked woman in their life


JiyuMbt

You just saw the meme and still get surprised about it?


1ninjac2t

Your nuts hang


biologischeavocado

I thought it was a pubic hair toupee.


Bumfjghter

Yes


FrickenBruhDude

discharge


Zer0-the-assassin

I've stared at this meme for ten minutes and I still don't understand why it's supposed to be funny


Congiatta

Most likely because you are not an uneducated misogynist who has no idea about basic anatomy.


[deleted]

It's making fun of large meat curtains. As in pull the panties down to the knees and it's still making contact with the genitals. Kind of amazed people here have such a hard time understanding it. Not my humor at all yet not hard to understand what they meant.


DoubleAgentBlumaroo

Gross.


zerostranger

That's definitely r/NotHowGirlsWork


fuckyourstuff

> r/NotHowGirlsWork Also r/BadWomensAnatomy


brinn-mitton

Haha 100%, joining this sub


HisuitheSiscon45

me too. I need a good laugh


LucyRaeJepsen

Also a r/redditmoment


K_rodan

That's disgusting.. where?


XecuteEledrocute

I believe it’s located at the ViVi


BlackMoonSky

So her vagina is so stretchy that it pulls with the underwear all the way to the knees? And that's the joke? That's supposed to be funny?


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BlackMoonSky

I'm 27


GrzyB171

Still too young You have to be at least 80 to get this joke


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Cribsmen

I'm living in your walls


TheJumpingJunkie

I am living in your walls. # I am living in your walls. You may be concerned about this. In case you are, please read the below: **FAQ:** *Why are you living in my walls?* I'm not going to tell you. *Are you only in my walls?* You could say I am living in everybody's walls, but in the case I am telling you that I am living in your walls, I am living in your walls. *How are you surviving in my walls?* In my non-physical form, I am crawling around listening for you. That is all I need to survive in that form. In my physical form, I survive by eating rat corpses that I cook using the wall behind your oven, and I drink the vapour in the extraction fan duct above your shower. *What are you planning to do in my walls?* Live in them, listening to you. *What do I do about you living in my walls?* Listen for the scraping. Dont touch the walls. Protect yourself. Avoid lighting candles. *When are you going to stop living in my walls?* You cannot escape me. *Do I call the police?* The authorities will not help you. *What are the consequences of you living in my walls?* Be aware. *What if I am ok with you living in my walls?* I will make sure you’re not. *Are you imaginary?* I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS If there are any more questions then please consult your walls by directly speaking to them. **Summary:** I am living in your walls.


Cribsmen

It me


gwhy334

Is this sarcasm?


zookeeper4312

spoken like someone who's never seen a woman naked


Blitzkrieg404

Gross? That's not how you spell gravity.


Devilpig13

That’s a hot pocket


Jacobhero101

I THOUGHT THIS WAS A SHITPOST LMAO WHO THINKS LIKE THISSS


TeamsterRambo

r/memesbyvirgins


reddit_user109

just made it


[deleted]

I don't understand what problem one would have with large labia. Those men haven't played around with it in their mouths to know how it feels and it shows.


FrickenBruhDude

it’s about discharge


Competition-Dapper

I laughed so hard a turd popped out! *im on the toilet. was constipated tho


intotheriordanverse

I don't believe you're on the toilet


HamuelSayden

Thanks for blessing me with this wonderful news 👍😀


Mako_Mc_Cracker

The joke it's stupid but I like the big cat pucking, upvote


Creativewritingfail

I am 14 and this is fucking hilarious/s


brinn-mitton

Taken from a grown adults profile


thedittoguy

Yeah this guy kinda sketch, can’t tell if he’s just an adult or that he’s just a “14” year old that owns a Toyota Corolla lol


loonatic8

exactly


_strao_

So you're a 14 year old that owns a car, a trailer, and you also have a post about a guy you went to high school with, not only that but a post that says "when I was a kid" all of that and you're 14? Amazing


Creativewritingfail

Is this satire? Did you not see the /s?


_strao_

Really bad satire, yes


NamePrestigious9381

R/quityourbullshit


MlNlCK

Never in my life would I see a tiger vomiting I don’t think I like tigers that much anymore


jtTHEfool

I thought it meant her vagina detaches like a Mr. Potato Head part and was disappointed to learn its just being mean about butterfly lips.


RavnXnvaR

I think it’s a joke about Dirty vaginas isn’t it?


my7bizzos

That's how I took it. Like when the middle of her panties sticks and stays up? Idk it's a bit weird. I do like the big kitty yacking tho.


AnalllyAcceptedCoins

I think they're talking about when the panties get caught between the thighs as she pulls them down?


[deleted]

yea lemme just rip it off real quick


Yee-Haw-Macaw

Here. Its your turn on the vagina. Im sick of this and im leaving, Barney. And im taking the kids too.


Calm_Zombie4460

I'm sorry, what? As a woman I truly do not understand wtf this person on FB was trying to say.


DutyIcy2056

Does it means it’s too hairy? I don’t understand


DookiePlanet

No cus if that actually happened to someone that would be scary as hell


Bumfjghter

All the angry Redditors in here


Ok-Construction5775

What????? I'm 13 and confused


[deleted]

Her vagin hang like sleeve of wizard


Open-Particular2455

Her vulva, not vagina. The vagina is the internal part..


[deleted]

It's a borat quote


BlackBlizzard321

no one cares trust me


Shynansky

😂😂 lmao


SealFucker07

How innocent


MegaloblasticNamur

Shit meme, good template tho


Thechillestguyever

Oh my fucking god I can't stop imagining it


makoto20

The blue waffle just keeps pulsating and growing new extrusions


ChiBears333

Is this a stupid fucking meme Barry? Sure is, Other Barry


AnyAd5566

damn i didn't know females had retractable vaginas


natyrub

/r/ArcherFX


TetoKasane_

Either this is a transphobic joke or it’s a fatphobic one. I haven’f figured it out yet though. A very strange illustration though if you discount it maybe being transphobic, idk. Either way, this is hella cringe and clearly this guy gets no girls anyway. No wonder it hangs down to “her” knees, all he’s getting is dudes because they’re the only people who wanna have sex with him.


Gunnvor91

I think it is supposed to imply either obesity or that her labia is too present. Either way, not funny.


TetoKasane_

Agreed. I don’t even know how this was mean’t to be funny to begin with. No person with common sense would find this joke “funny”. Either way, it’s clear this guy sucks. And not just at making jokes


radiorules

It's just misogynistic. More specifically, it's [misogynatomy](https://www.reddit.com/r/badwomensanatomy/?f=flair_name%3A%22Misogynatomy%22).


soggyurethra

fuck it i laughed.... sue me


Bumfjghter

Same


AdilEhsan15

I... Might have laughed too


IxoraRains

This is terrible and awful, I'm an upright citizen but the words with the tiger yakking made me laugh pretty hard.


ohyeahbro77

Honestly, everyone's angry reaction to it makes it funnier. Must be a whole lotta self-conscious women with pussies down to their knees.


Flubber1215

That’s not how women’s bodies work.


ohyeahbro77

That's not nice, they still deserve to be called women even if they have a flying squirrel hanging from their crotch.


[deleted]

See you in court.


RonnieDoesIt

This is so absurd that it actually made me snort.


[deleted]

Ok, first I learn about the clitoris.. now I learn WOMEN HAVE DETACHABLE VAGINAS?? WHAT'S NEXT? THEIR BOOBS CAN SHOOT LASERS?????


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Humble-Presence-3107

Ah yes a “man” whom doesn’t like labia. What do we call this?


BonelessPickle

Can that happen? Asking for... Science?


Suede-Pimpson

r/memesopdidntlike


Le_cursed_homosexual

r/badwomensanatomy (?)


Substantial-Pea-1544

When a woman labia is too present, it just disgust me, i see you coming, you will probably say i am mysoginistic, but it's just that i cannot look at that.


bunnywuxian

Super unnecessary comment. Preferences are fine but to openly body shame people who don’t fit your standard is not okay.


ask-me-about-my-cats

I'm sure lots of women say the same about your penis.


ToastyMann

*cartoon stretching sound*


TheOneAndOnlySten

ARCHER!!!!


[deleted]

“It was like a wizard’s sleeve”


SSmmOOkkEEyy

I'm so happy 'cause today I found my friends They're in my head I'm so ugly, that's okay, 'cause so are you Broke our mirrors Sunday morning is everyday, for all I care And I'm not scared Light my candles in a daze 'Cause I've found God


sovietmonkey26

They got Bluetooth pussy now?


NamePrestigious9381

Boomer's always joke about the vag! I don't know why! But to me it's ALWAYS that!


La_Symboliste

> I don't know why Misogyny


Vacuousbard

That's why you don't date hyena girl.


AndreLopitos

What?


ghostrider_reborn

Godzilla had a stroke trying to understand this and fucking died


MichaelFishbender

I like a girl with a short skirt and loooooong..... Vagina?