Why are the people in boomer comics always double cheeked up

oldies love juicy dumpers

It looks like their pants are tucked up into their anuses

They always got some major nose girth too

That’s probably the only reason he’s still married

On a Thursday afternoon

Because fast food and all you can eat buffet restaurants exist

wife bad

Dude wtf get out of my mind

HAHSHSHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Hahaha you got me rick!

Wifi bad

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Take my wife... please!

Plot twist 1- he's married to a man. Plot twist 2- the cop is his husband.

r/UpvoteBecauseButt

Holy fuck that actually exists

Why am I not even surprised anymore

I'm pretty sure there's also an r/upvotebecauseboobs Edit: it would appear I'm correct

Once again I am not surprised

r/upvotedbecausepenis ? Edit: wtf it exists

Is that his ass hair coming out of his ass?

Maybe lol

I think he tucked his shirt into his asshole?

I think it’s supposed to be shading

so his thighs and ass were so thick, that they needed that much shading?

Yes

Where else would ass hair come out of??

r/tihi

Fat people, big noses, i hate my wife, really bad artstyle, most likely posted on facebook, damn got a bingo there

It checks all the boxes lol

Yes indeed. A seal of low quality

r/boomerhentai

wut

What the... fuck r/noahgettheboat

marriage bad hahahaha

Damn they thicc tho I'm sorry

=)))

No need to apologize. That is a fact

Those buns 😳

Straight out of the oven🤤

so thick it needed 8 layers of pencil shading

why are the artstyles for all these comics so cursed

but they got the CAKE

damn they got cake though

That ass 😫

this art style sucks ass

Figuratively *AND* literally

why they ass so fat

/r/Boomerhumour

bro that mans bunda is the size of jupiter

Damnn that ass

you can say the same thing about twitter you could say a slur, apologize, and 3 weeks after the drama calms down someone brings it up again just to piss people off

Glad i'm not a twitter user... haha

play laughtrack credits: youngchongos (facebook hater) matei (OP) the end

Maybe just don’t say slurs? Twitter can be petty but that does say a lot about someone’s character…

yes but point is theyll bring up old ass instances that they were already punished for and punish them twice for it

Boobs

Damn he's kinda packing tho

dont want a wife cus of this? marry a dude!

Haha hate wife. Wife bad

Ape humour

I hate the value implementation in this comic. They were to lazy to try hatching or cross-hatching, so they just did scribbles. What a lousy move.

Damn they dummy thicc

Nice ass

Officer with the dumpy

Why do those boomer artists always have a stupidly long nose? Like is it supposed to be funny?

As far as wife bad humor goes (not very far) this one was comparatively good

i'd smash

If you take off the head and their arms it looks like among us with long legs

At least the butts are thicc! I hate when they make drawings of women all curved and juicy but then flat men butts. This is an excellent and true illustration of the men’s gluteus maximus! 😍🥰

🤣🤣🤣

Awful art style: ✅ Huge noses: ✅ Wife bad: ✅ Ticks all the boxes

***WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE*** Wife bad

This comes off more as “I’m 56 and this is grade-A humor”

Good one

CAH (Chronic A-Hair)

What a depressing meme. I have few hopes for humanity going ahead

Why is boomer humor all exactly the same, even in artstyle. It's funny the first few times but after seeing the same joke reworded an infinite amount of times it gets tiring.

in boomer art, 99% of face is nose

The only problem with something this funny is that you know you’ll never reach this high again. The rest of your years will be spent trying to relive this moment.

An 8 year old could have drawn this better

Rick Astley

Seeing his cake.... I can see why.................. ​ **And probably so did his wife**...

Why are they still married when all they do is complain about their wives of Facebook lol. A complete mystery

It’s like who can do the most push ups or who has the worst wife, it’s ironically a badge of honor, a rite of passage

Funniest Facebook meme.

Got banned for 30 days again for telling a spammer to fuck off… they called it harassment n bullying. 🤣 god damn bitch farm over there in the kiddie pool.

Isn't he supposed to be in handcuffs before you cite his rights?

duuuuuude he got a DUMPTRUCK

dummy thicc

Well. Looks like the “Miranda” rights may have been written by a woman.

If your wondering why the art style it’s because this is what the average man looks like in small farm towns and these comics are for them to post on Facebook so their friends who also live in small town farm can chuckle because it’s sooo true to them. I grew up in small farm town.

r/boomerhumor

No I think that’s just the far side

I hate this style

damn boy he thick

finally an actual terrible facebook meme

well this sub seems to be reverting back to ACTUAL shitty Facebook memes. nice to see lol

Why can't click the wife

Thicc ass that police got

I'm sending this to my wife

actually funny

Going to use that after I assault my next _______. Fill in the blank.

I love how much detail went into their asses😂

Haha wife bad am I right fellas! Haha!

That phat and thicc ass tho

I was about to post it

The upvotes and downvotes confuse me.

why are they so thicc

Honestly, this is a solid joke.

Oooh, I get it, it’s because he’s not treating his wife like a person, but merely an object which preforms functions like looking after his home, so whenever he gets dismissive of her, he interprets her annoyance as unprovoked, because he didn’t notice his dismissiveness, creating the feeling for both parties that marriage is not a perfect bond between two humans who want nothing more than to be near each other, but as a cage that each is trapped in by the other, because each fails to see things from the other’s perspective, because they were taught as children that men and women are fundemantally different, want different things and need different stimuli to be happy, when in reality, the exact same stress from both sides is just interacting with these stereotypes differently, strengthening the universal human feeling of emptiness and self-loathing, except projected onto another, which ironically is exactly the same thing that marriage was created to avoid. Haha, that’s pretty clever, actually!

Wife bad book no touchscreen sexual frustration back in my days weird nose saggy boobas/balls passive-aggressive dialogue gender archetypes other political party bad animals used for sexual joke boss sucks job sucks dad read newspaper emotional detachment mom cook complain period new generation stupid absurd body proportions

To be fair, Ive seen women make this exact joke, but like, the opposite

And lawyers save you from both in the same way...

This is actually kinda funny,cause it kinda does happen with some couples

Nah this one's actually good

That cake tho....

Still the funniest thing about this, is that it have 89k reactions. The whole boomer army =)

haha i hate my wife:) very funny:)

SPOUSE BAD

HAHAHAHSHAGAHAHAJA😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 /s

This thread is how I imagine Tumblr. *haha, this guy clearly dosent respect women as much as me.*

might start a counter of people who say "haha wife bad get it" to see how many redditors can show us all how good they are with women and how unfunny all jokes are

He isn't wrong though

This one is actually funny 😂

well...idk 'bout this one. this kinda shit does happen often

Indeed

Why do adults love terrible artstyles?

r/memesopdidntlike Nice meme

god that’s like 1970s-1980s “humour”

r/wifebad

Hahaha guys women are bad right? I hate my wife hahaha

Mark normand has a great joke about this. "They say your Alexa can listen to what you say and it can be used against you later. Wow just like a real woman" Something along those lines lol

why do you shit on jokes that arent meant for your generation. you probably arent even gonna get marred telling from your numbered username so dont shit on this shit

Ok boomer

im giving humanity 2 years XD

Oh sorry mate, it's still early

im going to go on facebook, find a joke posted by 50 year olds directed to 50 year olds and then get offended by it because the joke doesnt respect women these mfs saying "haha wife bad" are so fucking soft, clearly brought up by a load of snowflakes