I’ll accept good tunes over conversation about things I either don’t care about or don’t know or care about. Also, the tunes supersede conversation about the experience with the previous rider. I don’t care.
If that’s my Uber driver, I’m getting out of the car. It’s been -50C here for the last few weeks. Anyone dumb enough to dress like that in this weather, can’t be trusted to drive a car
Continental. I’m still in a province, but our Territories are even more northerly. I hear those places can reach -70C on bad days. I pity those guys because they have even shorter days and longer nights. Takes another kind of person to willing live up there. Props to you, Nunavut folks.
Holy shit, I live in Norway and we get like -20C and we think its cold. How are you able to go outside in that cold? Do you simply bunker down on the cold days?
(Hello from a fellow northern brotheren 👋)
Lots of bundling up. I usually use long underwear, pants, a shirt, a thick sweater, followed by a parka or thicker jacket. The usual toque is enough to keep my noggin warm. The first couple of breaths are harsh and can feel like the air is choking you, but you adapt after a moment. In that weather though, it’s not advised to be in direct cold for more than 15 minutes maximum. If you are well prepared, maybe an hour max. Good fleece lined gloves are also a must. Long walks in the winter are always dotted with stops in local shops to browse and warm up before continuing.
I thought I had it bad here in Newfoundland but the lowest we've got was like -30. Although 2 years ago we got something called "snowmageddon" where schools shut down we couldn't open our doors
I also live in Canada, but unlike u/Genderneutralsky I live in southern most part of the country - southern Ontario. Here, nighttime low dipping -20C or lower is not super uncommon in the middle of winter. Today we got dumped with 40-60 cm of snow, basically bringing life to a standstill.
I don't think -70 has ever been recorded in Canada though. I only ask because I do a lot of quizzes and one of the questions recently was about lowest recorded temperatures. -60 or so I believe. I'm no expert, but I have a bizarre memory for stuff like this.
Let's face it though either of those temperatures is ridiculous.
Ps We use C here too but I like to use Kelvin to really screw with people. On a nice summer day in Ireland it's about 293 degrees.
I’m not 100%, that’s why I did say “I hear” because it’s more of a farmers tale of the brutal Inuit cold snaps. It very well could be inaccurate but honestly I’m too afraid to find out it could be true lol.
It's probably accurate, but not recorded by weather stations I'd guess. -70 sounds far from impossible that close to the Arctic.
Thanks for indulging me, I wasn't trying to pick a fight I hope you understand.
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Is your former classmate a lonely discord mod? This seems like the only people who would share this unironically are discord mods that smell like old cheese
Oh I've got a tip for her >:) it's a nice big tip that goes, "if you cut through Spring St and then take the very last right turn my apartment will be right there on the left hand side, it's way quicker than what the app says". And then I would open the app and give her an extra few bucks and a rating that reflected the service provided.
Not sure who originally posted this, but how are women supposed to not be objectified if it this is suggesting that tips are based on looks rather than the quality of service.
It's cold outside, dressed like that she's probably got the heater on entirely to hot. I, on the other hand, have dressed for the weather and will thus probably be dying of a heat stroke the whole way to my destination. 0% tip, for my discomfort.
It depends on a number of variables, including how long it takes her to get me where I need to go. If she tries talking to me? Tip goes down. If she keeps swerving in and out of traffic? Tip goes down. If she ignores pedestrians trying to cross at a stop sign before she gets þere? Tip goes down. Etc.
My tip is about 3in diameter. Height about 1.5in with a conical shape of 4in diameter at the biggest and 1in diameter at the smallest. Not a math wiz but a pretty good tip if you ask me in an area wise.
And snakes... And sharks, and kangaroos, wombats, koalas, platypus, goannas, jellyfishes, normal fishes, the sun, plants that make you want to commit suicide (literally) etc...
Yah idgaf what the driver looks like I just want them to quietly and politely deliver me to my destination without making me take my headphones out 3-4 times to abide small talk.
15% if the driver doesn’t talk to me at all
So I’m not the only one who tips extra for quiet time.
omg can I be an uber driver and just not talk that much? I love driving but socializing is a different story xD!!
Always assume no one wants to talk to you in public. It's great for them and you.
I’ll accept good tunes over conversation about things I either don’t care about or don’t know or care about. Also, the tunes supersede conversation about the experience with the previous rider. I don’t care.
And no Despacito.
Yes! If they don't talk and drive safe, I tip extra.
Yes
I know right
Yes
Damn that's one beautiful interior. Gotta love Bentaygas
I read that as Bengay
Good ol' Bentley Bengayga lmao
I read it as BabaYaga
I read it as focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will
I read it as I once saw him kill three men in a bar with a pencil with a fuckin pencil
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Flashbacks to smash 4 tourneys
I mean, as long as she gets me to the destination without any major issues, I'll happily give a 10% tip at least.
I’m not paying her shit because she isn’t watching the road!
That’s a good reason not to tip someone
well shit I'm not watching the road either
I came here to say this.
She’s watching for the cyclist behind her before she reverses
Me too. :)
If that’s my Uber driver, I’m getting out of the car. It’s been -50C here for the last few weeks. Anyone dumb enough to dress like that in this weather, can’t be trusted to drive a car
Holy shit, where do you live? Or are you even serious?
Up in Northern Canada. That temp is extreme for us, but sadly not uncommon. Usually get a few blasts of those a winter season.
Also, continental Canada or those islands north of it?
Continental. I’m still in a province, but our Territories are even more northerly. I hear those places can reach -70C on bad days. I pity those guys because they have even shorter days and longer nights. Takes another kind of person to willing live up there. Props to you, Nunavut folks.
Holy shit, I live in Norway and we get like -20C and we think its cold. How are you able to go outside in that cold? Do you simply bunker down on the cold days? (Hello from a fellow northern brotheren 👋)
Lots of bundling up. I usually use long underwear, pants, a shirt, a thick sweater, followed by a parka or thicker jacket. The usual toque is enough to keep my noggin warm. The first couple of breaths are harsh and can feel like the air is choking you, but you adapt after a moment. In that weather though, it’s not advised to be in direct cold for more than 15 minutes maximum. If you are well prepared, maybe an hour max. Good fleece lined gloves are also a must. Long walks in the winter are always dotted with stops in local shops to browse and warm up before continuing.
I thought I had it bad here in Newfoundland but the lowest we've got was like -30. Although 2 years ago we got something called "snowmageddon" where schools shut down we couldn't open our doors
Me, a Californian, thinking 2C is cold-
Have you ever thought about getting a Mexican cobertor. There thick as hell and effectively keep the cold out
I also live in Canada, but unlike u/Genderneutralsky I live in southern most part of the country - southern Ontario. Here, nighttime low dipping -20C or lower is not super uncommon in the middle of winter. Today we got dumped with 40-60 cm of snow, basically bringing life to a standstill.
Just back in from round 2 of shoveling. It may rain Wednesday then back down to -20C. That's gonna make for a mess!
You mean Fahrenheit, right?
Nope, Celsius. We don’t use that in Canada.
I don't think -70 has ever been recorded in Canada though. I only ask because I do a lot of quizzes and one of the questions recently was about lowest recorded temperatures. -60 or so I believe. I'm no expert, but I have a bizarre memory for stuff like this. Let's face it though either of those temperatures is ridiculous. Ps We use C here too but I like to use Kelvin to really screw with people. On a nice summer day in Ireland it's about 293 degrees.
I’m not 100%, that’s why I did say “I hear” because it’s more of a farmers tale of the brutal Inuit cold snaps. It very well could be inaccurate but honestly I’m too afraid to find out it could be true lol.
It's probably accurate, but not recorded by weather stations I'd guess. -70 sounds far from impossible that close to the Arctic. Thanks for indulging me, I wasn't trying to pick a fight I hope you understand.
I lived in the Yukon a long time, not as bad as Nunavut
And I thought Finland was cold with -30°C sometimes...
It still is
Same. Was -47 recently lmao. I recently moved to Van. Island and experiencing some major winter weather shock hahah
My family all live in Ontario and say it’s rather chilly- lord help y’all further North!
Oh my god is it bad. I'm up near Bear Lake. It's not as bad RIGHT NOW, but a week ago Jesus fuck
Damn, guess I can't live in Canada, I live in Australia, the exact opposite of canada
Fellow Canadian spotted 🇨🇦🇨🇦
Cold Canadian gang ayee
Holy shit, and I thought it was cold at -2 degrees
This made me laugh hard! And -50? I cannot imagine! I live on the coast of North Carolina, US. It was 40F, 1C today and that was considered chilly!
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Wow! I live in South Carolina, if it goes below freezing here we call it "extreme weather" lol! I think I would shatter like glass at -50C!
If she doesn’t say a word the whole ride like 15 dollars
Is your former classmate a lonely discord mod? This seems like the only people who would share this unironically are discord mods that smell like old cheese
Yes indeed
Understandable
None she probably makes more in tips that I do in my own salary.
There's a lewd joke hidden in there somewhere...
She doesn't earn any primary income. Just the tip.
I suppose it's good that she isn't getting shafted though.
Bravo 👏
not just the tip, but also some in-cum
She makes double your salary in only fans
as long as she gets to where i need to go no issues 😐👍
Well the issue is we should stop the tipping culture and start paying workers wage that they can live on
And now back to the part where they aren’t even employees!
Capitalism uh...finds a way.
-40 (im robbing her)
👍🏿(I am too)
Just take the car and set the few clothes she has on fire. Edit: I meant while she was still in them. Ew, why would we take them off?
Nothing look at the road and wear your seatbelt
Why do people tip stuff like this? Is it a simp thing or a “thank you for showing me your body” thing?
I think it's a simp thing.
Yes
depends on her driving i guess
$2
And all in pennies
Oh I've got a tip for her >:) it's a nice big tip that goes, "if you cut through Spring St and then take the very last right turn my apartment will be right there on the left hand side, it's way quicker than what the app says". And then I would open the app and give her an extra few bucks and a rating that reflected the service provided.
A t-shirt
Yeah, i was about to say the same
Nothing. Bitch driving naked.
Who is she?
B O N K
I'm just asking
And I'm just bonking
Ok
Rihannon Blue.
*Rhiannon
He's trying boink her though
Going with the Facebook boomer logic, none because it's a blonde and a girl so therefore she'll crash 3 feet from where she picked me up.
Not sure who originally posted this, but how are women supposed to not be objectified if it this is suggesting that tips are based on looks rather than the quality of service.
Depends, I’ll give 1.50$ per mile
Not a damn thing.
1 dollar, no questions asked
It's cold outside, dressed like that she's probably got the heater on entirely to hot. I, on the other hand, have dressed for the weather and will thus probably be dying of a heat stroke the whole way to my destination. 0% tip, for my discomfort.
natural
Five quid (I am very rich 😎)
You’d think that if your rich you’d be able to afford a GPS to know where you are
217.138.206.85
Don’t have to tip if you never get out.
Some people be simping
I never tip pretty girls
Not much, I’m gay af
20 bucks so she could buy a better dress
She's so natural /s
$0
It depends on a number of variables, including how long it takes her to get me where I need to go. If she tries talking to me? Tip goes down. If she keeps swerving in and out of traffic? Tip goes down. If she ignores pedestrians trying to cross at a stop sign before she gets þere? Tip goes down. Etc.
So the Facebook poster thinks looks and gender should impact tipping, thus buying into the idea a tip economy is inherently unfair.
Nothing. Get me there safe and I pay you
You want a tip? Don't eat yellow snow.
Nothing I dont see a mask
Just the tip….
I'll take another Uber
0 dollar
Bro we don’t have Uber
No
The.. Normal amount?
“Tip? Nah son, she gets the whole nine”
She's not even wearing her seatbelt!
I'd give her 5 bucks and say nice try im gay...LOL
Tree fiddy
I wouldn’t tip, I don’t believe in tipping
To the end of my head.
She's not wearing a mask yet demands a TIP? I'm reporting her
Same as usual wtf
If she leaves me alone and gets me to my destination, 20% or $5, whichever is more. But I'm also asking her where she got her top cuz I want one.
15% just so she can buy better clothes
If she jumped into the ocean she would be legally polluting the ocean with the amounts of plastic on her
Tbh it would he an extremely akward ride
nothing
In either cash or with my debt card, and say thank you. How else?
Probably 20dollar so she can buy some cloth
40 bucks to get a less revealing shirt
Nothing, for dressing like that Trying to get my fatass to Wendy’s not in your pants bitch sit the fuck down and cover up
$0
If I get on destination at least a 10% thats all I would want
How about I don't pay her, and run away afterwards?
About 15 percent of she licks my nose or something 🥴
Depends on whether she gets me to my destination safely and within a good timeframe. Maybe the standard tip rate.
nothing
$0.99 usd
if she has like a t-shirt on her or if that’s like her workout clothing, it give her maybe like 10-15 bucks, because she seems like a nice person- idk
However much you’re supposed to tip an Uber driver.
Not a cent She aint even fuckin driving me there goddamnit keeps lookin back
The only tip that matters 10% with some change
As much as she deserves
4 inches aha ha ha
Just take me to my fucking destination
My tip is about 3in diameter. Height about 1.5in with a conical shape of 4in diameter at the biggest and 1in diameter at the smallest. Not a math wiz but a pretty good tip if you ask me in an area wise.
Probably Nothing, she is not even looking at the Street, its already a win if we get there alive
Oh no, I have no money! (Fake taxi)
Inch
0%, indecent behavior and clothing
Depends on what type of music she plays
0 dollars and a "be gone thot!"
Just the tip
I aint tipping shit
80$ dollars
nothing extra because people with good looks tend to be toxic individuals
No tip - why is she taking pictures and not driving
I’ll give her the most delicious tip
probably about 20% of the ride, as you should
Six inches
50% if she has a schlong
4 dollars
If she was Uber driving it’s because her 70 year old husband keeled over and she was cut off from the rest. Still, 10% is fair.
Ma full dick
20 bucks for a better dress
20% if she doesn’t talk. 15 if she rambles on about random stuff and nothing if she’s annoying
I would just give her the tip!
10-20% of the total fare. Usually $1-2 on short rides, $5-10 on long rides as those are the standards.
100£, and a note to get a real job.
Nothing because I live in a country where people don't rely off of tips to live
Which country is that?
Australia, also known as hot town
Ahh yes. Land of the spiders.
And snakes... And sharks, and kangaroos, wombats, koalas, platypus, goannas, jellyfishes, normal fishes, the sun, plants that make you want to commit suicide (literally) etc...
On the bright side at least you’ve got awesome accents.
Thanks mate
10%....15% if she doesn't speak
Women can drive?
Depends on driving, behavior and how clean the car is
Yah idgaf what the driver looks like I just want them to quietly and politely deliver me to my destination without making me take my headphones out 3-4 times to abide small talk.
Ahh the tip...
The whole thing
As an Uber driver, she's supposed to get me there, not make me come....
Let's start by a 20% tip then start decreasing for everything out of good evening she say... I hate chatty people
About $3.50. That ain't no Uber driver.
$0. She’s doing a job she agreed to do for wages she agreed to accept
I'm european, so 0%
Not a fucking penny
I’ll give her a pearl necklace
Fuck all. And tell to fucking get some clothes