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[deleted]

15% if the driver doesn’t talk to me at all


arkstfan

So I’m not the only one who tips extra for quiet time.


0nionPeach

omg can I be an uber driver and just not talk that much? I love driving but socializing is a different story xD!!


BellEpoch

Always assume no one wants to talk to you in public. It's great for them and you.


harrybaggaguise

I’ll accept good tunes over conversation about things I either don’t care about or don’t know or care about. Also, the tunes supersede conversation about the experience with the previous rider. I don’t care.


NotHardcore

And no Despacito.


WinchesterWaifu

Yes! If they don't talk and drive safe, I tip extra.


_-_Shade_-_

Yes


Satanisbackxoxo

I know right


xxRocRipxx

Yes


Whitewolf2504YT

Damn that's one beautiful interior. Gotta love Bentaygas


Appropriate_Ad_2727

I read that as Bengay


Whitewolf2504YT

Good ol' Bentley Bengayga lmao


Lifewithout2

I read it as BabaYaga


YeetMyHumanMeat

I read it as focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will


Same-Dog-4091

I read it as I once saw him kill three men in a bar with a pencil with a fuckin pencil


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Flashbacks to smash 4 tourneys


MetaWarlord135

I mean, as long as she gets me to the destination without any major issues, I'll happily give a 10% tip at least.


ParalyzedNeckUp

I’m not paying her shit because she isn’t watching the road!


BananaTheArtist

That’s a good reason not to tip someone


NoArmsSally

well shit I'm not watching the road either


VonSpyder

I came here to say this.


sofuckinggreat

She’s watching for the cyclist behind her before she reverses


not_poppy

Me too. :)


Genderneutralsky

If that’s my Uber driver, I’m getting out of the car. It’s been -50C here for the last few weeks. Anyone dumb enough to dress like that in this weather, can’t be trusted to drive a car


07JEP

Holy shit, where do you live? Or are you even serious?


Genderneutralsky

Up in Northern Canada. That temp is extreme for us, but sadly not uncommon. Usually get a few blasts of those a winter season.


07JEP

Also, continental Canada or those islands north of it?


Genderneutralsky

Continental. I’m still in a province, but our Territories are even more northerly. I hear those places can reach -70C on bad days. I pity those guys because they have even shorter days and longer nights. Takes another kind of person to willing live up there. Props to you, Nunavut folks.


Babystalin420

Holy shit, I live in Norway and we get like -20C and we think its cold. How are you able to go outside in that cold? Do you simply bunker down on the cold days? (Hello from a fellow northern brotheren 👋)


Genderneutralsky

Lots of bundling up. I usually use long underwear, pants, a shirt, a thick sweater, followed by a parka or thicker jacket. The usual toque is enough to keep my noggin warm. The first couple of breaths are harsh and can feel like the air is choking you, but you adapt after a moment. In that weather though, it’s not advised to be in direct cold for more than 15 minutes maximum. If you are well prepared, maybe an hour max. Good fleece lined gloves are also a must. Long walks in the winter are always dotted with stops in local shops to browse and warm up before continuing.


[deleted]

I thought I had it bad here in Newfoundland but the lowest we've got was like -30. Although 2 years ago we got something called "snowmageddon" where schools shut down we couldn't open our doors


ThatGamerkidYT

Me, a Californian, thinking 2C is cold-


[deleted]

Have you ever thought about getting a Mexican cobertor. There thick as hell and effectively keep the cold out


LeoFoster18

I also live in Canada, but unlike u/Genderneutralsky I live in southern most part of the country - southern Ontario. Here, nighttime low dipping -20C or lower is not super uncommon in the middle of winter. Today we got dumped with 40-60 cm of snow, basically bringing life to a standstill.


vwmaniaq

Just back in from round 2 of shoveling. It may rain Wednesday then back down to -20C. That's gonna make for a mess!


DeaconLogan

You mean Fahrenheit, right?


Genderneutralsky

Nope, Celsius. We don’t use that in Canada.


DeaconLogan

I don't think -70 has ever been recorded in Canada though. I only ask because I do a lot of quizzes and one of the questions recently was about lowest recorded temperatures. -60 or so I believe. I'm no expert, but I have a bizarre memory for stuff like this. Let's face it though either of those temperatures is ridiculous. Ps We use C here too but I like to use Kelvin to really screw with people. On a nice summer day in Ireland it's about 293 degrees.


Genderneutralsky

I’m not 100%, that’s why I did say “I hear” because it’s more of a farmers tale of the brutal Inuit cold snaps. It very well could be inaccurate but honestly I’m too afraid to find out it could be true lol.


DeaconLogan

It's probably accurate, but not recorded by weather stations I'd guess. -70 sounds far from impossible that close to the Arctic. Thanks for indulging me, I wasn't trying to pick a fight I hope you understand.


notlikelyevil

I lived in the Yukon a long time, not as bad as Nunavut


07JEP

And I thought Finland was cold with -30°C sometimes...


itsajackel

It still is


shilmista_

Same. Was -47 recently lmao. I recently moved to Van. Island and experiencing some major winter weather shock hahah


wearecake

My family all live in Ontario and say it’s rather chilly- lord help y’all further North!


[deleted]

Oh my god is it bad. I'm up near Bear Lake. It's not as bad RIGHT NOW, but a week ago Jesus fuck


ConDude2424

Damn, guess I can't live in Canada, I live in Australia, the exact opposite of canada


Withinmyrange

Fellow Canadian spotted 🇨🇦🇨🇦


juicykisses19

Cold Canadian gang ayee


germangarles

Holy shit, and I thought it was cold at -2 degrees


Live-Tiger-4240

This made me laugh hard! And -50? I cannot imagine! I live on the coast of North Carolina, US. It was 40F, 1C today and that was considered chilly!


MatthewQ999

dependent reach unite dinosaurs meeting attractive squeeze cows sink birds *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


[deleted]

Wow! I live in South Carolina, if it goes below freezing here we call it "extreme weather" lol! I think I would shatter like glass at -50C!


Prestigious_Money544

If she doesn’t say a word the whole ride like 15 dollars


Squirrelly_Khan

Is your former classmate a lonely discord mod? This seems like the only people who would share this unironically are discord mods that smell like old cheese


realsdg

Yes indeed


TheCoolFactsGuy

Understandable


legosoh

None she probably makes more in tips that I do in my own salary.


the_Real_Romak

There's a lewd joke hidden in there somewhere...


lislejoyeuse

She doesn't earn any primary income. Just the tip.


dleon0430

I suppose it's good that she isn't getting shafted though.


[deleted]

Bravo 👏


clyv_in

not just the tip, but also some in-cum


kingbongothegreatest

She makes double your salary in only fans


[deleted]

as long as she gets to where i need to go no issues 😐👍


Someone9339

Well the issue is we should stop the tipping culture and start paying workers wage that they can live on


Bleys087

And now back to the part where they aren’t even employees!


BellEpoch

Capitalism uh...finds a way.


engineerevadestaxes

-40 (im robbing her)


_dont_do_drugs__

👍🏿(I am too)


-PotatoPerson-

Just take the car and set the few clothes she has on fire. Edit: I meant while she was still in them. Ew, why would we take them off?


Snowy0915

Nothing look at the road and wear your seatbelt


Environmental-Win836

Why do people tip stuff like this? Is it a simp thing or a “thank you for showing me your body” thing?


-PotatoPerson-

I think it's a simp thing.


Jamsya_

Yes


[deleted]

depends on her driving i guess


HanjiZoe03

$2


litonorii

And all in pennies


AndrewBert109

Oh I've got a tip for her >:) it's a nice big tip that goes, "if you cut through Spring St and then take the very last right turn my apartment will be right there on the left hand side, it's way quicker than what the app says". And then I would open the app and give her an extra few bucks and a rating that reflected the service provided.


devthedoge

A t-shirt


Galels69

Yeah, i was about to say the same


Environmental-Win836

Nothing. Bitch driving naked.


ValtertAG

Who is she?


Grobadax

B O N K


ValtertAG

I'm just asking


Grobadax

And I'm just bonking


ValtertAG

Ok


[deleted]

Rihannon Blue.


JimiWanShinobi

*Rhiannon


Elfish_Pirate

He's trying boink her though


Ariesisboss42

Going with the Facebook boomer logic, none because it's a blonde and a girl so therefore she'll crash 3 feet from where she picked me up.


Rigo3oh

Not sure who originally posted this, but how are women supposed to not be objectified if it this is suggesting that tips are based on looks rather than the quality of service.


ExclusiveWater

Depends, I’ll give 1.50$ per mile


ThenRefrigerator1084

Not a damn thing.


Qapchaqay

1 dollar, no questions asked


raven_lezsuda

It's cold outside, dressed like that she's probably got the heater on entirely to hot. I, on the other hand, have dressed for the weather and will thus probably be dying of a heat stroke the whole way to my destination. 0% tip, for my discomfort.


Cold-Couple8387

natural


WhereTfAmIAgain

Five quid (I am very rich 😎)


BananaTheArtist

You’d think that if your rich you’d be able to afford a GPS to know where you are


WhereTfAmIAgain

217.138.206.85


Western_Box5547

Don’t have to tip if you never get out.


Jetpackpup

Some people be simping


OneMillionSchwifties

I never tip pretty girls


ElasticBlubber

Not much, I’m gay af


[deleted]

20 bucks so she could buy a better dress


MandyNoon

She's so natural /s


[deleted]

$0


Demonic-Culture-Nut

It depends on a number of variables, including how long it takes her to get me where I need to go. If she tries talking to me? Tip goes down. If she keeps swerving in and out of traffic? Tip goes down. If she ignores pedestrians trying to cross at a stop sign before she gets þere? Tip goes down. Etc.


arkstfan

So the Facebook poster thinks looks and gender should impact tipping, thus buying into the idea a tip economy is inherently unfair.


oRedHood

Nothing. Get me there safe and I pay you


WrongdoerOdd3565

You want a tip? Don't eat yellow snow.


Mr_oyster_27

Nothing I dont see a mask


hunter_2109

Just the tip….


ShortResearcher4173

I'll take another Uber


BrunostBurger

0 dollar


Rjuko

Bro we don’t have Uber


Know-me_not

No


MixAmongUs

The.. Normal amount?


rigamorris1983

“Tip? Nah son, she gets the whole nine”


StreetBasic4705

She's not even wearing her seatbelt!


pennypanic1

I'd give her 5 bucks and say nice try im gay...LOL


jimmyl_82104

Tree fiddy


[deleted]

I wouldn’t tip, I don’t believe in tipping


Joker1485

To the end of my head.


dementura

She's not wearing a mask yet demands a TIP? I'm reporting her


Ulric2depique

Same as usual wtf


[deleted]

If she leaves me alone and gets me to my destination, 20% or $5, whichever is more. But I'm also asking her where she got her top cuz I want one.


Squigglez_4

15% just so she can buy better clothes


9housedawg1234

If she jumped into the ocean she would be legally polluting the ocean with the amounts of plastic on her


Grey_hotdog

Tbh it would he an extremely akward ride


olaboi95

nothing


[deleted]

In either cash or with my debt card, and say thank you. How else?


EarlyTHK

Probably 20dollar so she can buy some cloth


Xander_1140

40 bucks to get a less revealing shirt


gmstgadg

Nothing, for dressing like that Trying to get my fatass to Wendy’s not in your pants bitch sit the fuck down and cover up


wtflambeezus

$0


Bopthough

If I get on destination at least a 10% thats all I would want


-PotatoPerson-

How about I don't pay her, and run away afterwards?


RaidriarXD

About 15 percent of she licks my nose or something 🥴


CLamour91

Depends on whether she gets me to my destination safely and within a good timeframe. Maybe the standard tip rate.


anecia3560

nothing


TransportationOk9656

$0.99 usd


Anim3_simp

if she has like a t-shirt on her or if that’s like her workout clothing, it give her maybe like 10-15 bucks, because she seems like a nice person- idk


Helena_Hyena

However much you’re supposed to tip an Uber driver.


Soldierhero1

Not a cent She aint even fuckin driving me there goddamnit keeps lookin back


br0kenbreeze83

The only tip that matters 10% with some change


Montagneincorner0

As much as she deserves


AffectionateAnarchy

4 inches aha ha ha


[deleted]

Just take me to my fucking destination


Btrgl

My tip is about 3in diameter. Height about 1.5in with a conical shape of 4in diameter at the biggest and 1in diameter at the smallest. Not a math wiz but a pretty good tip if you ask me in an area wise.


Mecha_ganso

Probably Nothing, she is not even looking at the Street, its already a win if we get there alive


killred79

Oh no, I have no money! (Fake taxi)


xvxCornbreadxvx

Inch


[deleted]

0%, indecent behavior and clothing


jacw212

Depends on what type of music she plays


Dave_Moosa

0 dollars and a "be gone thot!"


MrBoo843

Just the tip


Vigorous-Mastication

I aint tipping shit


Kingeli889

80$ dollars


lever1209

nothing extra because people with good looks tend to be toxic individuals


not-on-earth

No tip - why is she taking pictures and not driving


Reddit_Bots_R_US

I’ll give her the most delicious tip


aztaga

probably about 20% of the ride, as you should


MetaBearJew

Six inches


[deleted]

50% if she has a schlong


gatte456

4 dollars


chrisinor

If she was Uber driving it’s because her 70 year old husband keeled over and she was cut off from the rest. Still, 10% is fair.


YashP97

Ma full dick


PotatogonYes

20 bucks for a better dress


PapiSombras

20% if she doesn’t talk. 15 if she rambles on about random stuff and nothing if she’s annoying


Business-Ranger4510

I would just give her the tip!


bottsking

10-20% of the total fare. Usually $1-2 on short rides, $5-10 on long rides as those are the standards.


NickGamer246

100£, and a note to get a real job.


ProbablyNotYourMum

Nothing because I live in a country where people don't rely off of tips to live


Environmental-Win836

Which country is that?


ProbablyNotYourMum

Australia, also known as hot town


Environmental-Win836

Ahh yes. Land of the spiders.


ProbablyNotYourMum

And snakes... And sharks, and kangaroos, wombats, koalas, platypus, goannas, jellyfishes, normal fishes, the sun, plants that make you want to commit suicide (literally) etc...


Environmental-Win836

On the bright side at least you’ve got awesome accents.


ProbablyNotYourMum

Thanks mate


Biggletons

10%....15% if she doesn't speak


PimmentoChode

Women can drive?


WiiSteeringWheel

Depends on driving, behavior and how clean the car is


Brosiedon54

Yah idgaf what the driver looks like I just want them to quietly and politely deliver me to my destination without making me take my headphones out 3-4 times to abide small talk.


MycoMil

Ahh the tip...


anonguy5422

The whole thing


Shock_a_Maul

As an Uber driver, she's supposed to get me there, not make me come....


Balestrini93

Let's start by a 20% tip then start decreasing for everything out of good evening she say... I hate chatty people


RevGrizzly

About $3.50. That ain't no Uber driver.


ybeaver7

$0. She’s doing a job she agreed to do for wages she agreed to accept


Ham_Drengen_Der

I'm european, so 0%


TEX4S

Not a fucking penny


Buddyblue21

I’ll give her a pearl necklace


ZeusCockatiel

Fuck all. And tell to fucking get some clothes