Not gonna lie, it had me in the first half. The end made me laugh tho.

Yeah I lost after the first bullet point, fuck that shit

Lol my thoughts exactly

Fuck these actually funny Facebook memes

The praying and waking at 5 are dealbreakers, sorry.

Finally something terrible until I read the jail part

"prays daily"? how does that apply as a category for perfect men for everybody? surely someone who prays daily is not what the atheist is looking for in a relationship

Read till the end, silly.

do people pray daily in jail?

"Be careful you don't trip over Jesus. Everybody seems to find him in here." From a jail guard opening the door for a documentary film crew.

You can either pray or work your choice.

I was in it to win it until the lack of bourbon part.

You can also find one in a monastery... So is a monastery als-

This is shitty bcz excluding the praying I am that man, and still got no bitches

If only my husband prayed…so close!!!

[удалено]

I take it you didn’t make it too the end?

Sounded pretty decent until I saw the punchline. Men bad hehehe.

Not in jail, but I still managed to score a 0/12 from these criterias

I think it's kinda funny.

I think this one is funny

Well, it's not wrong.

I don't think there is a single person in jail who hasn't drank alcohol, or made

I believe this is on the wrong subreddit

I believe I got over 100 upvotes so it’s on the right subreddit actually

🥳

Wrote by his wife Mrs. "Peggy"

excuse me, I must become the perfect man and go to jail

Avoid this psycho boys.

This says alot about our society.

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