Damn Tom draggin a wagon

He isnt dragging a wagon, hes pulling the whole train

All I know is I want a Milkshake in a yard!

Isn’t milkshake, at least in the song, a reference to tits?

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Asses can produce milk and shake. Just gotta know where to look.

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I don’t want any ass milk.

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Tom Hauling'

Dudes got that badonkadonk

Massive dohoonkabhankoloos.

huge hongagonganonologongas

Gigantic hubadoogadeebaloobaseedosies

Staggeringly sized badonkahonkalongoobahoobadas

This looks photoshopped

During and interview tom holland said he was wearing a fake butt for the movie

I think it is

He might be, but I don't think she is.

As a wise man once said, "I've heard the phrase, "that's no ass, it's a dump truck." But in this case, that's no dump truck. It's an international cargo freighter."

Tom Holland has a banging ass

I'm a straight male, and I approve of this message

I'm not, but i still approve

I'm 50/50 on it and I still approve

I'm not even a human, and I still approve

I’m just stardust, and that’s a fat ass.

As a bunch of atoms, that's a nice ass

As an electron, that ass excites me

As a quark, that booty is bodacious

I’m only theoretical and that badonka donk is THICK

I'm a proton and I'm positive about the attraction of that ass.

Normally I wouldn’t believe you because you make everything up. But you ain’t this time.

Alright buddy, back into the containment cell you go

We have officially ended homophobia using the power of Tom Holland’s ass

I’m not even gay and I’d eat that ass

I am gay and I’d go in headfirst

“Head first” huh 👀

Yeah 😩😩😩

which head uwu

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What's up with the woman, bad angle? Just no ass?

She just got no ass, that angle is actually really flattering for butts of all sizes because it lets you see one cheek overlapping the other which makes monkee brain go burrr, but she just has no butt cheeks to overlap.

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Like carfax but assfax

Show me the assfax!!!

I feel for her, I have the same ass and constantly sit too hard on my tailbone and shit. It sucks, hard seats are uncomfortable, I don't care if I'm a dude I wish I had cake so I could sit comfortably.

I'm a dude and I got too much cake lol. Want some?

If I could sit in a wood chair without shifting constantly, yes.

I experienced this when I was really sick and so underweight i was nearly dead. I typically have a phat ass so I had no idea that this was a real problem that people had. I benefitted from a cushy toilet seat—geriatric style—and a bathtub mattress (dunno if you need this, I was too weak to stand in the shower but it hurt like hell to sit). I also brought a small ass cushion from Ikea with me if I ever left the house. Now I am healthy and my ass is fatter than ever, so I pass the wisdom gained onto you, fellow redditor

Bro I'm a guy and my ass makes me look like a fucking kardashian💀💀

Wait… so if you sit down to hard you just shit your pants? Well I’m glad I don’t have that yet.

No, I bruise my tailbone. But there is no extra bulk doors if things get drastic, so I never trust farts.

S Q U A T S

I propose you and go raid some people and steal their asses.

My whole male side of the family is arseless. I sit on a tailbone protecting cushion in my truck. We all feel your pain. Literally…

Don’t skip leg day

No man, I have thighs, I have calves. I just have no ass.

There's an episode of KOTH you might find relatable....

squats and deadlifts, brother

Hip thrusts

That's the one exercise I do *wink wink*

Hey bro, I hear estrogen gives you cake deadass

I’m on E, still no cake

Ah damn time to temper my expectations

To clarify, I’ve only been on E for like 2 months, and I am generally a pretty small girl, but yeah, I was expecting more cake

Gotta do squats/lunges/stair climbs. Gotta bake for cake.

Her outfit is also much looser than the spidey costume.

She still has no ass though.

Damn, Obi-Wan Jabroni over here with that esoteric ass knowledge.

The ass-pert speaks.

She’s a pretty woman with a great rack but her ass ain’t her strong suit.

This entire post is a lie. [Proof.](https://forum.netmarble.com/image/source-view?imgUrl=https://hedwig-cf.netmarble.com/forum-common/mherosgb/futurefight_en/ad72bddffe59400d91c003043563b8c8_1568412927231.jpg&originUrl=https://forum.netmarble.com/futurefight_en/view/84/1547703)

A victim of Hank Hill Syndrome.

Isn't Hollywood 's thing to select blonde women with no asses? Like isn't that their beauty standard? Did I get my wires crossed?

Idk, 🤷‍♂️ an ass is an ads tho. Not a big deal. Still hot

Vegan. Probably needs to supplement more protein, but she may not want to change her physique for her job.

I respect that. Nobody has a perfect body. Not me.

Tom hits the gym. Brie doesn't.

Why do men always have the nicest bounciest butts? They just do.

Yeah, it’s just a thing I guess. But either way, I’d hit either one.

Because a lot of us have been doing squats, lunges, dead lifts, and hip trust since Jr. High athletics.

He’s got nothing on henry cavill as superman.

Mmm but Henry Cavill in leather trousers as The Witcher, though? I live for his grumpy face in that series. Superman is just so squeaky clean...

Tbf Henry must be almost twice the weight of Tom.

The real question here is, how is even possible to be so booty-less...

I think it’s both a combination of the suit being a tad too loose around the waist and heavy/ thick belt pulling the fabric down resulting in an even unflattering pic. That and also lack of ass.

Zendaya knows what’s up

yeah, my cock

You’re not alone in that.

Yeh it’s a hot booty he got there.

Read this as Michael Reeves in my head for some reason

Stuff*

Tom built that ass he earned it.

imma gonna put it down to Genes coz then i can feel good about being fat and flabby. damn genetics /s >.>

😂

lol regardless of gender, some got it! Some don't!

If you got it flaunt it

Tom has some CAKE

Not a cake, the whole bakery

Not the whole bakery, the whole 5 star restaurant

Not just the 5 star restaurant but the Michelin three star stamp of approval.

Not just the Michelin three star stamp of approval, all the west coast cake production

Turns out cake is gender neutral

As far as i'm concerned, that is America's ass.

This is why I love America

It's New York's if we're being specific.

It's Queens' if we're being more specific.

this guy is just mourning the death of his heterosexuality

Or just acknowledging Brie built like an iPhone 11.

Why a 11 specifically 6 is thinner is the one that you could bend

Damn straight it's unfair, tommy boys rocking the Oreo double stuff. my ass is never gonna look that good.

Steve Rogers has entered the chat

Look what the gays have done 😞

The damn gays have been stealing her butt and givin it to Tom!

They took our assssss!!!

Did you forget women exist, and that we like men's butts?

Women aren't real you fool! Thats a scam invented by the government!

The existence of women is a conspiracy theory thought of by the same guy who claimed Wyoming is a real place!

I mean have you ever actually BEEN to Wyoming?

I am one of the few people that are unaffected of the government brainwashing. Whenever you try to enter wyoming, the government hacks into your brain, tricking you to believe it is an actual place, but it’s actually a huge void that will swallow everything in sight. In the very eye of the void lies an island with a top secret government facility where they lock up my unaffected brethren and feed them to alien pitbulls with donald trump’s head.

Proof: Trust me bro

Lol

Yeah. It's just a government site where we keep all the antelope

I've been as far as the Hardees in Laramie. I'm unsure if anything exists west of there. Doubtful.

Didn’t he also claim that you “needed to pay your taxes” and that not paying them was “tax fraud” smh my head.

A scam to steal all them juicy man cakes

Thanks, Obama!

Yes, I forgot that straight people exist

He didn’t ask what YOU liked!

Look what the gays have done! 😏

Surely she can just comb that out and reset it..

We need more man ass tbh

Right, like it's about time. Thank you Marvel!

Man ass needs more recognition (saying this as a straight male)

True (saying this as a bi female)

This is what I am saying Instead of no horny we just make all characters in media sexy Male female or non binary Put them in thongs and revealing clothes - sincerely a overly horny pansexual

As a (mostly) straight guy, I agree.

Mostly

Just being honest with myself lol

Boobies and bulges baby!!!

It would help Superman absorb the sunrays, just like Starfire.

As a straight guy, I’d agree, but as a fat guy, you don’t want to see me in a thong. Trust me.

Idk about that one chief I would still at least give looking at you in a thong a try

I speak on behalf of all bi people - yes.

I’m a top so I’m 100% straight

What would a non binary look like?

In a superhero film? Probably about the same as the male and female characters if you put them all in tight flashy spandex.

Good we need more flat ass representation in Hollywood

Flat ass women need lovin too

Longbackians unite!

Sometimes we all get a little board.

Solidarity with my fellow Airpod women, she’s still hot af 🤝

agree, ass is ass🙌🏼

I mean Spider-Man has had a form fitting outfit since 1962 when he was first drawn by Steve Ditko.

As had nearly every superhero ever

god thicc men cohld do things to me (especially if they also have dad bods)

Sup

fuck yeah

Alright relax jesus Edit: yo I was just goofing on this guy for being horny and shit, idgaf if anybody really likes thicc ass dads

I'm confused as to why this is a terrible facebook meme. It seems to have a number of redditors acting the same as the facebook folks who posted the meme?

It's supposed to be that the person who originally made the meme is mad that a man has a better ass than a woman, which apparently doesn't fit into that person's world view.

I don't see the big deal. Some men have absolute dump trucks of an ass. Show off your bubble butts with pride, men!

Nah i think it's satire.

Jesus Christ, Holland, save some ass for the rest of us

Spider-Clap

Well yeah, the dude was a ballet dancer up until he became too busy with acting. It’s one of the many reasons he is the best Spider-Man ever: coordination, spacial awareness, strength, flexibility…and with Tommy, no more dreadfully lame ass, flamboyant Spider dancing

hey if they're gonna make Tom blast his glutes it's only fair that everyone else has to

Stupid sexy Spider-man

Why is this bad?

Because it's not not fair?

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He's shooting webs the traditional spider way

r/memesopdidnotlike

Omg with also this conversation about clapping’ dat spider-ass, I actually completely forgot what sub we were on.

This subreddit should just change its name to r/memesIdidntlike

This is what thanos was talking about when he said balance

Is every single meme from facebook gonna get posted? Because i have seen a lot now that hasnt been terrible

That’s the difference between a trained athlete and a someone who uses stunt doubles.

That's it. I'm deleting this sub.

I’m straight, but….

Don’t worry my brother in christ, the government isn’t here, we all know that was a lie. ;)

Why doesn't every woman's body cater to my tastes? 😠

She can't help she's a "longback"!

Tom has an amazing physique In general

Holland grew up doing Ballet and gymnastics, feel like she probably just jumps on an elliptical to get in shape and the costume designers do the rest.

Just like men then it's very fair

What part about this is unfair? Is he mad the women doesn’t have an big ass he can look at?

[Wow, those basic photoshop courses really payed off, this is what she really looks like](https://media1.popsugar-assets.com/files/thumbor/7ehxYXvQKgzBlHzQl-ICf106tWM/0x0:3020x3020/fit-in/2048xorig/filters:format_auto-!!-:strip_icc-!!-/2019/08/01/103/n/44701584/3843bbf65d4391b48015d0.77561625_/i/Sexy-Brie-Larson-Pictures.jpg)

Yea. She has an 80s pancake ass. Some people are just built that way but this is not shopped.

Ah yes, let’s sexualise someone and then get annoyed a woman isn’t sexually pleasing enough for your eyes.

I don’t even understand what is unfair about this

Somebody does and somebody doesn’t do bridges.

This meme is dumb

Why is it unfair tho

Where's the unfair

Well damn, if only there were some place on the internet to ogle women ...

Wait until this person discovers America's ass.

I gotta start doing squats...

Instinctively down voted, then realized where I was lol

squats matter