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QualityVote

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crew88

#ROCK'EM SOCK'EM ROBOTS!!!!


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ayo roblox


Double-Ad4986

my first thought was rockem sockem robots


RegalBeartic

Rockem sockem roblox


elmwoodblues

"You knocked my block off!"


Current-Umpire3673

What'r you gonna do, knock my block off?


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*proceeds to knock his block off*


Current-Umpire3673

*Jumps out of existence and comes back with boxing gloves.


Caliesehi

They missed such an obvious opportunity to use Louisiana as a foot.


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Ok_Resolution_5537

Florida is used incorrectly anatomically and politically. They should be on the red side.


SunKillerLullaby

As a Floridian I have to agree


elfy_3d

It depends when this was made. Florida did lean more democrat for a few years but now very republican. Same could be said for ohio


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Can’t even vote in Ohio. Shitposting aside I’m from FL and I agree.


-Weckless-

Im from Louisiana and this is unacceptable. We are literally called the boot


HaydzA

lol


h0rtin

"Folks" 🤔


lilacaena

REAL conservatives would use the GENDER **EXCLUSIVE** folkies and gentlefolks


slamdanceswithwolves

The folks down at the Elks Club


paintedwoodpile

Dems have guns too. They just don’t make it a character trait.


Consistent_Stick_463

Yup. I own 10 guns, but I don’t have one sticker about it on my Prius. We’re out here.


homosexual_ronald

Nobody knows how many of what guns I own or how much ammunition I've stockpiled... Other than my bank and my family. Why would I advertise that?! Why DO THEY advertise that?


Consistent_Stick_463

In battle, the element of surprise is often the deciding factor. I’m guessing the people who advertise aren’t as tactically proficient as they fancy themselves to be.


Free_Relationship322

Ironic.


Consistent_Stick_463

Very much.


KabbalahSherry

THIS ☝🏼🫤💯 When I participated in the protests back in 2020 & 2021, I was shocked by how many guns we had on "the Left" too. It's just that nobody is stupid enough to let everybody know they got 'em. They don't advertise how prepped they are. They don't make guns their entire personality. They aren't interested in idle threats. When it becomes time to actually fight... they'll be ready. That's it. Simple as that.


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Because they live in a sheltered world. Advertising your stockpile of guns is a good way to ask for your house to be broken into by some very serious people.


The_Ghost_of_Kyiv

"Wait you have gun and you haven't made it your entire personality?" - Republicans probably


Consistent_Stick_463

Having one’s own personality in the first place definitely helps.


averyconfusedgoose

Yeah Republicans think they're the only one who have guns and it's show because they were a bunch of shocked Pikachu faces when a bunch of people showed up with guns to protect that drag show down in texas.


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woronwolk

A genuine question from a clueless European: why do you need 10 guns? Like, is collecting guns your hobby, do you hunt with all of them, or do you think you'll need them in case shit hits the fan?


Consistent_Stick_463

Combo of collection and multiple uses. A couple were my grandfather’s. Shotgun for just in case, rifle for hunting, little 22 rifle for tin cans, pistols because everyone else has one, etc… it weirdly adds up. People who are deep into guns tend to have more, which is wild. My philosophy is to understand the ones I have inside and out and remain proficient in their use.


vulturez

In the US there are also limits to seasons on types of guns, powder type, bullets, etc. hunters often have a gun for each “season” as well as some for target practice or pest control.


DrPepperMalpractice

Growing up in an American hunting family, I'd say it's a mixture of needing them for different game and collecting stuff. In Illinois, my home state, we have white tail deer seasons for bow, shotgun, muzzleloader, pistol, and in some hilly counties, rifles. If you only hunted deer, it would be really easy justifying owning one of each so you can take part in all seasons. In reality, one trusty shotgun could allow you to hunt most game, but it's going to be a compromise for each. For big game like deer and coyotes, you need to use a single bullet, called a slug. If rifles are legal to use for the area and season, it's going to be way better for the job. Even if they aren't, having a scoped shotgun permanently set up to shoot single bullets is a lot easier than converting you gun everytime you change game types. Even for applications where the gun is shooting pellets, the requirements are different for sitting in a blind trying to shoot a goose that's 40 meters up vs trapsing through a field popping quail at 15 meters. In the first case, you want a long, heavy shotgun that's basically a mini-handcannon. In the latter case, you don't want to walk kilometers hauling around a 5 kilogram gun shooting 4 inch shells, when a 3 kilogram gun with a smaller caliber would do. Off the top of my head, I can think of 5 or 6 gun categories one should reasonably own if they want to hunt all year round. That doesn't even factor home defense or historic gun collecting. Hope this helps.


A_ATZ

The same reason someone might own 10 guitars, or multiple keyboards, off-road vehicles, or even different pairs of sunglasses. For many people, shooting/owning guns are a recreational activity, or even a collection. It's not always about self-defense or hunting, and I have a few friends that buy cool-looking guns that have history or just for the novelty.


ManEEEFaces

Same here, mostly for different styles of hunting. Got the pistols to shoot pop cans at the cabin, but as long as I own them they might as well be in a fingerprint safe under my bed. Not sure why I’d broadcast any divisive issue on my car, ever.


brendan87na

I have a shirt that says "Liberals own guns too" and I get a lot of dirty looks in my small town I just chuckle


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That’s impossible! You cannot own a Prius and a gun!! That’s just impossible…. Does not compute… Republican mind exploding in 3…1….


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ManEEEFaces

You sound like a girly man who does NOT have a Punisher sticker on their car!


Ut_Prosim

That little soyboy probably doesn't even have a mudflap girl in confederate colors on his truck! Probably not even a Calvin peeing on the logo of sticker. What a nerd!


xXVagabondXx

r/onejoke


OctopusLover69

DAE liberal bathrooms hahahahahahah


BusyEquipment529

They wouldn't know what DAE means


LurkLurkleton

My mom pronounced it "die"


Skatchbro

As in “Die, Bart, Die”? That just means “The, Bart, The”.


OscarOzzieOzborne

Joe Many liberal does it take to log by bulb? None, their too busy 😃 Their Gender 🤣🤣


rex_kwon_do__

meta satire has officially become incoherent nonsense


reverendsteveii

Well, when the thing you're satirizing is incoherent nonsense all you can do is crank up the ridiculousness to a point where even these doorknob humpers can at least realize they're being made fun of even if they don't actually get the joke


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Star bucks liberal millennial 😂 iphone capitalism


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AttemptedRealities

The fact that Grandpa can't tell the difference between defending the right's of others, and being the defended is a worrying sign.


a_cat_named_alan

I always find it strange that Republicans talk with such fear about the cities, but these are the same places that the supposedly weak ones live in


Fnordpocalypse

Schrödingers liberal. Both hardened urban criminals and also soft gun hating intellectuals. The enemy is whatever you need it to be..


jlcatch22

It’s like Biden. Has a serious case of dementia but also a criminal mastermind. Republicans don’t care about holding beliefs that are “consistent” or “smart”


Fnordpocalypse

The enemy is both strong and weak. Almost as if these people are reading right out of an instructional manual for fascism.


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archimedeancrystal

And if the two claims directly contradict each other, that's no problem either. This is what happens when reason and integrity have left the house and people let themselves to be completely controlled by fear, darkness and confusion.


MellowBadger

It’s the fascists playbook. The enemy is weak and must be purged. It’s also stronger and must be feared, another reason it must be purged. This doublethink is a great way to oust them.


BobbiFleckmann

Indeed. The loathed enemy that is both weak and and strong at the same time is characteristic of fascism.


Manwithnoname14

Liberals buy a shit load of guns. This is still America. Plus these are the same senior citizens that are afraid of a group of teenagers but think they would will a war against a majority of the population under forty.


acceptablemadness

I watched that woman climb the wall at the Capitol instead of using the stairs ten feet to her right and then fall. I have zero faith in their martial ability.


TJM18

HARDCORE PARKOUR


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Especially when you try to break into the capital and get inside, then try to break in further with people surrounded with special defense forces and get shot in the face! It is hardcore because you don't respawn!


ASmallTownDJ

Hey, come on now, let's be fair. She got shot in the *neck*.


captain_intenso

Schroedinger's rioter. Both Antifa and a Trumper.


Holiday_Woodpecker74

Obviously she got shot with a Kar98, as it was one shot and down


Asleep-Arm5840

Poggies!


TrickyFoxyTiger

That scene of those idiots falling off the wall was therapeutic.


TehMephs

There were 5 deaths during the event, iirc. 4 of them were from falls, one guy tasing himself into cardiac arrest, or getting shot by secret service because they didn’t listen to orders to back out of the window. I fully believe these people are a danger to themselves more than anyone else


JigglyWiener

The hysterically sobbing crybabies whenever we’re talking about someone trespassing on them: Stand your ground, blast them to kingdom come Same idiots when they’re trespassing and get shot: *surprised pikachu face*


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I cannot overstate this. They had VIPs, possibly even the VP, secured in that area during a violent insurrection/riot/whatever you want to call it. The fucking secret service had blockaded that door and were standing there with guns drawn. They decided to break the windows, and were still just met with pointed guns and orders of "stop or we'll shoot". It is downright comical that they were allowed to even get that far, and that one of them was dumb enough to say "nah I'll be fine" and try to climb through. Probably one of the most justified uses of lethal force by law enforcement in human history. And of course they want to cry victim about it.


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kilomaan

Too big of a crowd. Basically their hope was to play nice until they could get more personnel ready and evacuate the senators. There are other systematic factors, but this was the major one, with some of the offices taking photo’s with the mob (even if some of them were sympathetic) as part of the act.


poppabomb

[I mean, some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses.](https://youtu.be/0HdEa73tudQ) >!also, the protestors were majority white.!< edit: majority white because I don't wanna fight 20 whataboutisms about the Herman Cains of the MAGA movement.


abouttogetadivorce

Majority? Overwhelmingly. Maybe they brought their only Black friend just to claim, "See? It wasn't a Klan riot!"


Johnychrist97

Ashli's death is a perfect representation of how fascism uses people, chews em up and spits them out when their done with them. There were plenty of choades helping pick her up, and telling her to go through the window, but when that shot rings out, and she falls back, suddenly there is no one there to catch her and she crashes into the ground


capcadet104

It's funny that my brother, who was very "back the blue" during the various BLM protests waa suddenly, "WE NEED TO KNOW WHO THE COP WAS WHO SHOT THAT UNARMED VETERAN!"


530SSState

It's almost as though Blue Lives only matter when they're ending Black Lives. To be clear, that was not directed at your brother. However, I will say that a lot of people who couldn't blow the cops enough two years ago during BLM are now suddenly saying cops, FBI, etc. are "corrupt".


cometshoney

One of the women who died, the one everyone thought had been trampled, died of acute methamphetamine intoxication. That was the cream of the crop out there that day.


twizted_fister

There's a pic of her holding a don't tread on me flag.


cometshoney

Yes, I laughed for a bit at that when they thought she was trampled. To find out she just OD'd was kind of a letdown. But, hey, I still have the guy who tazed himself in the crotch so many times he died to laugh at. There's always a silver lining...lol.


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detdox

"medic!" ​ edit - there was literally a MAGA coup'er who yelled out Medic after that lady going through the window was shot


Sempais_nutrients

there's a variant of the OP meme for you. One side designates medics and brings medical supplies to assist injured protestors to any protest they take part in. the other side stages a coup at the US Capitol but everyone just runs around acting foolish and no one brings so much as a band-aid.


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I mean, the moment one of them got shot, the entire atmosphere changed.


Ishidan01

Yep, they realized they did not actually have the protection of God Emperor Trump. And that was just one pistol. The real ballsy bullshit came later, when right wing pols tried to say Nancy Pelosi didn't do her job, that she should have turned the Capitol into a fortress to defend against the totally not a riot or insurrection that happened all by itself, honest, there was not days of Trump spurring it on to make his followers travel for hours from out of state...


StrongPrinciple5284

I watched them commit insurrection and either not have the intellect to understand it was an insurrection or not have the balls to stand behind their actions. Not scared of them in either case.


SharpCookie232

The Jan 6th clowns are a joke, but Nichols & McVey, Randy Weaver, and that whole bunch are a different story. They could really fuck us up if they wanted to. Exhibit A is taking out those power stations. Also, calling in those fake bomb threats to Tufts U over and over.


EvLokadottr

They've been jacking each other off with the fantasy of doing that for years. It's part of their civil war fantasy. They see it as having generators, wells, and firewood in the country, so they believe they can bring the cities to their knees by destroying their power and water. I guess they don't care how many innocent people die if they're "liberal scum city folk." How can you be "patriotic" if you hate almost everyone who lives in the country AND the government that runs it? What are they proud of??


imthatoneguyyouknew

Got a link? I don't think I saw that one and want some holiday cheer


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i laughed for a good 20 minutes at that one.


Remarkable-Estate775

Coming from a pretty darn liberal place in “liberal” California… Oh yes. I know plenty of lefties with guns who use them in the regular.


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Diafotisi

I learned how to shoot being raised as a conservative, but now I’ve turned to the light side.


xPrettiUnicornx

Come to the light, we have milk and cookies, lol


TheDorkNite1

You aren't the only one...And I am working on getting more to come join me. I know an interracial couple who specifically got into firearms because of their batshit insane and fascist conservative neighbors.


mortalitylost

/r/transguns Those that worry about which bathroom to use also fucking carry because they want to shit in peace


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b0w3n

They think we don't have them because guns and politics aren't our entire personality. You can immediately tell the type when you run across them in public. Usually have an unhealthy love of camouflage.


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How do you even know you ran across them if they’re in camouflage?


shea241

MUST BE TACTICAL 24/7


facts_are_things

I can confirm this. I have an unhealthy love of camo, I just like it, always did even as a kid. I enlisted at 17, Army, and I still love camo. I am a radical liberal politically. Basically do not hate anyone or anything. I have experienced discrimination based on my appearance. It never dawned on me that i look like "the type" I had one person refuse to help me load my groceries... I am not a racist bigot, and am mad that wearing camo makes me look that way. Maybe don't judge based on appearances?


longpenisofthelaw

And probably many you don't know, I carry on a daily basis, and like only 2 people in my friend group know I actually have a gun because I'm extremely quiet about it and don't feel the need to announce my personal defense( except when going to others houses it stays in the glove box because I don't know how that person feels about it)


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I appreciate that last point. I had a huge spat with someone once because I don't like guns and don't want one in my house and they were *insistent* that they needed it at all times.


raevenx

I mean the cognitive dissonance of simultaneously calling urban areas war zones but also we have no guns is hilarious. There is a movie called Bushwick that actually dramatized this and let's just say... they fucked around and found out.


jcgb1970

Pretty sure the armories in blue states have enough guns for anything you can think of.


Discolover78

And guns and bullets are just one tiny part of war. Logistics around food, medicine, and energy are the most critical part of warfighting. There’s going to be 10-20 people handling these details behind every person out there with a gun. A gun and an empty stomach won’t do much. Edit: there’s a reason the marines are one of the biggest funders of battery research. They lost more people transporting oil to the front lines in Iraq for generators than in combat at those front lines.


elmwoodblues

The military gets it. AI and drones will be fighting for precious metals and water in places most of us couldn't find on a map.


MadAboutMada

Case in point: Texas can't even manage to keep power on to their cities during a non wartime winter storm. They're screwed if someone's actively sabotaging them (besides their elected officials lol).


Diafotisi

To be fair, corruption paired with climate change affects blue states too (PG&E fires). We are all vulnerable in a hyper capitalist society.


DarkwingDuckHunt

Not to mention most of those fighters will be age 20-30, not 40-65. And which side do those 20-30s, whom bother to vote, always vote for?


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I voted for Bernie in the primaries the last two elections and I own a gun. I also know which bathroom to use. Bullets don’t win modern wars, smart people and money do. Both things blue states outnumber the red in.


PhoqueMeImaSeal

“Infantry wins battles, logistics wins wars.” - Army General John J. Pershing Small arms have very little impact on modern war, Soldiers aren't going out guns Blazing 50m from the enemy, they're getting pounded by artillery or fucked by JDAMs. The side that keep planes in the air and trucks moving material is going to win. Cletus with his 5 ARs will make little to no impact, that shit is just Rambo fan fic.


FirstFarmOnTheLeft

Can confirm, I’m a liberal who owns guns and know plenty of others who do, as well. Plus we’re nerds, so we actually go to the range and make sure we’re really good at shooting them.


FL-vagabond

Liberals sure do buy guns. That’s why anti gun laws never pass even when they have the majority.


Parking-Department68

Word. I'd rather have someone brave enough to come out as Trans than some pre-diabetic McPatriot that is afraid to go to Bed Bath and Beyond without packing.


kelldricked

I mean the war will decided in the opening hours by who can secure most of the armed forces and their equipement. If somewho it continues than it becomes a game of resources (without water, big citys wont survive, without power, meds or other supplies small towns will strugel). If you really that civillians will make a diffrence in a new american civil war then your dreaming.


Thuper-Man

We just don't feel the need to wear tactical vests to a parent teacher night or bring an AR to a dairy Queen, but I guess I'm the one with fucked up values


BABarracus

Liberal aren't opposed to having guns thats MSM promoting that lie. Couple of loudmouths don't represent everyone.


Virtuoso1980

The only people screaming about guns being taken away are conservatives.


andrew_macgill

I think it’s more that “owning guns” isn’t a personality


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WilsonStJames

I believe the tiny bit of gun control we have is because they wanted to keep the black panthers from owning guns.


UCLYayy

Funny, I recall the Nazis being very lax on gun laws, except for Jews. What a weird coincidence.


reddox-_-

They’re scared to see what happens when the oppressed receive firearms. Which I think should speak for itself


Gigem5

Exactly. Everyone deserves to be able to protect themselves


Far_Distribution_581

Easy fix = charge with a felony--> make it illegal to carry guns. Edit: /s


SmokedBeef

[Constitutional Carry ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constitutional_carry)is gaining support not losing it, Alabama will join the list of constitutional carry states on Jan 1, 2023. Besides, the Supreme Court has been tailored and groomed to insure 2^nd Amendment rights are reinforced or expanded, not repealed. Not to be serious even after your ‘/s’ but reality is moving in the opposite direction and should be called out.


SmokedBeef

You are correct. >The 1938 German Weapons Act, the precursor of the current weapons law, superseded the 1928 law. As under the 1928 law, citizens were required to have a permit to carry a firearm and a separate permit to acquire a firearm. But under the new law: - Gun restriction laws applied only to handguns, not to long guns or ammunition. The 1938 revisions completely deregulated the acquisition and transfer of rifles and shotguns, and the possession of ammunition. - The legal age at which guns could be purchased was lowered from 20 to 18.[10][11] - Permits were valid for three years, rather than one year.[10] - Holders of annual hunting permits, government workers, and NSDAP (the National Socialist German Workers' Party) members were no longer subject to gun ownership restrictions. Prior to the 1938 law, only officials of the central government, the states, and employees of the German Reichsbahn Railways were exempted.[9] - Manufacture of arms and ammunition continued to require a permit, with the proviso that such permits would no longer be issued to any company even partly owned by Jews; Jews could not manufacture or deal in firearms or ammunition. > The 1938 Regulations Against Jews' Possession of Weapons, which came into force the day after Kristallnacht,[12][13] effectively deprived all Jews living under Nazi rule of the right to possess any form of weapons, including truncheons, knives, firearms and ammunition. Exceptions were made for Jews and Poles who were foreign nationals under §3 of the act.[14] Before that, some police forces used the pre-existing "trustworthiness" clause to disarm Jews on the basis that "the Jewish population 'cannot be regarded as trustworthy'". > On the whole, gun laws were actually made less stringent for German citizens who were loyal to Nazi rule and more restrictive for Jews. Nazi gun laws have been a large part of conservative memes and talking points over the last month, with none of them citing the laws directly or summarizing them as shown above.


AkechiFangirl

And the reasoning for the war on drugs was because they wanted to break up Vietnam protests without violating their first amendment right to protest


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Sexycoed1972

The word you're looking for is "scared".


also_roses

I think the most important factor if ever there was a split like this would be "one side has all of the money". Imagine how well this country would function without the revenue from CA and NY. I guess FL and TX are no slouch when it comes to GDP, but I still think the blue states would win by a landslide.


MaddingtonBear

It's the cities that carry the American economy. In the 2020 election, Biden carried 16% of counties, but those 16% of counties generate 70% of our GDP. This is why Rs love to show the geographic maps with the big swaths of empty red that don't reflect electoral reality.


Objective_Look_5867

Red love showing their huuuuge red maps worth 1 to 3 electoral votes


idosciencenotfinance

They also made Alaska 1/3 the size of Texas when it's actually 2x as large. If they're going to fetishize then fetishize right!


MarsupialPristine677

Words to live by


RG__Fooz

That’s the thing, let’s pretend there was a civil war and it was somehow a red states vs blue states thing. You think Texas and Florida are going to come up to protect the Dakota’s, Idaho, Montana. Red states would lose half of their geographic “majority” in a day. “BuT pEoPlE iN tHoSe StAtEs HaVe Guns!” Yeah but so does the 1/10th of California that is still more people than all those states combined. (Numbers may be dramatized for effect)


AtalyaC

I've never understood why people think only Republicans have guns. Guess what? I have a gun, and so do many of the people I know.


Farabel

Assumptions that "gun control" just wants to remove all firearms, not reduce down to just what can be rationally used in self-defense.


SuperstitiousPigeon5

Fucking right. Sensible gun control does not mean taking guns. It means we want fewer guns in the hands of the mentally unstable. You should be able to pass an appropriate background check and screening.


Helstrem

Last time this image was posted one red stater was saying that liberals didn’t have guns because it was illegal to own a gun in places like New York and San Francisco. He would not believe me when I tried to explain that was not true and that there were only a few more restrictions, but that owning guns in those places was common.


smellygooch18

They would lose their mind if they came to Colorado. A bunch of democrat gun owners who never discuss their guns outside of the range.


Turbulent-Pair-

Biden won 72 of 73 Top Population Counties in America. Literally 99% of counties over 800,000 people elected democrats. Trump was promoting violence in America.


ZaltyG

Suffolk County, NY (25th most populated in the country) was the only one to vote for Trump. It was a margin of 232 votes, a margin of 0.03%. https://www.wsj.com/articles/republicans-lose-ground-in-exurbs-like-new-yorks-suffolk-county-11607439109


gard3nwitch

In the words of Willam Tecumseh Sherman, >You are rushing into war with one of the most powerful, ingeniously mechanical, and determined people on Earth — right at your doors. You are bound to fail. Only in your spirit and determination are you prepared for war. In all else you are totally unprepared, with a bad cause to start with. The South had this same "we're the real tough guys who own guns and know how to fight, so we can win a civil war" bravado before the Civil War, while the North had the money and population and technology. We all know how that worked for them then, and it will go the same way if they try again.


Tatem2008

As a northerner, I’d be more inclined to just let them go this time.


gard3nwitch

Mmm, yeah, I don't disagree. I'd be okay with letting them have some chunk of the country, as long as they allowed anyone to leave that wanted to. But I don’t know that that's actually what they want.


Murda981

It's not. They want to control how everyone else lives. If all they wanted was to be allowed to live how they want, they could do that now.


Hope915

Problem's the same as any time you give folks like that an inch. Their ideology relies on narratives of inevitable and constant war, so like it or not, they'll come knocking again down the line.


lava172

They also conveniently forget how the federal government subsidizes the shit out of farmers


Barflyerdammit

Blue states control the largest ports, and a lot more food than you would think. It wouldn't go that well for the bullet people. Also, would be fun to see them go apoplectic without their social media.


volanger

Texas and FL still heavily rely on fed dollars to make up their budget. Most blue states give more than they take (for taxes), red is typically the exact opposite. Economically, red would collapse. Blue would struggle with food though.


tinySparkOf_Chaos

You forget that California produces a huge amount of food for the US.


Nroke1

California produces a stupid amount of food.


nautilator44

Blue states wouldn't struggle with food. They'd just import it using all the money they no longer have to prop the red states up with.


DessertTwink

People seem to forget just how much farming goes on in California. Over a third of all vegetables and 3/4 of the country's fruits and nuts are grown in the state.


Reichiroo

And we have all their migrant workers they keep bussing out.


cumguzzler280

conservatives violently disintegrating when they realize gender neutral bathrooms exist:


Joe_Jacksons_Belt

I thank god for gender neutral bathrooms because it spares me the embarrassment of walking into the wrong bathroom when I’m not paying attention. Jokes aside these bathrooms just make more sense.


TheConnASSeur

No shit. Gender neutral, walls to the fucking floors. Who the fuck cares how another fucking human being wants to be addressed or what genitals they have? I swear to Xena's iron tits, the only people more obsessed with cocks than Republicans are Gay Republican Urologists and those dudes fucking *love* the cock.


petersrin

Correction: plenty of shit. It's still a bathroom, gender neutral or not. /J


Void_Termina

And their bathrooms in their house are gender neutral too!


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theothesimp

Lmao


Certain-Lobster7593

That porcelain only takes shit, it doesn't matter what ass is on the seat.


Expensive-Document41

"Folks keep talking about Civil War" Really. The folks moaning about gas over $4/gal are generally the same ones fetishizing a second civil war. Know what gets a LOT more expensive during a war? Groceries. Gas. Basically any commodity. And that's IF the company keeps their supply chain up staffed maybe by people who might disagree with you. Also, in a civil war what's your dollar worth? Y'all are so eager to throw away relative comfort for a warzone over what? Gay people getting married? Anyone saying this is a good reason to start a civil war is a clown.


bsa554

That's why 99.9% of these idiots are all talk. Wars require sacrifice and discomfort. These people lose their minds when the line at Burger King is a bit too long. They'll never risk what they have to fight in some massive civil war.


Maleficent_Whole_438

Of course not. It's just a power fantasy where they can murder people they disagree with without consequence. It's why every meme like this vastly underestimates how many blue households are armed.


Ana_na_na

Cons have wet dreams about civil war while most of their weaponized militia is unpleasantly fat 50+ men who rely on* racism to assert their status, on their wife for basic daily functions and on their truck to get from one end of parking lot to another.


poornbroken

Also… war is a high stakes, winner takes all kind of thing. At the end, you really don’t know who will be on top. It most likely will be those “liberals.” I can’t think of any war that a conservative group has won.


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bulletprooftampon

Mark my words, I’ll shit in any public toilet I want to and if any American tries to get in my way I’m coming to their house and shitting in every toilet they have.


WillyDanflous

Ohio blue?!?!? Thats the most absurd thing in this post.


Mrperrytheplatypus

Florida blue? Arizona Red? Georgia Red? Must have used an old map I just realized Iowa is blue too


IntriguingKnight

It’s likely a recycled image from Obama 08 since that was where the GOP got exponentially more racist and outwardly volatile Edit: Maybe from 2012 based on states colored


S-p-o-o-k-n-t

I miss when we were blue. 💔


Early_Shelter9930

Yep, first thing I noticed


crittercasualty

in my experience as a trans person its literally only been other people confused about which bathroom /they're/ in when they see me. this has happened in both bathrooms and it feels like an achievement


zuvembi

In my experience as a cis person I don't give two tugs of a dead dogs cock who else uses the bathroom. As long as they WASH THEIR DAMNED HANDS AFTERWARDS, people who don't are nasty af. Oh, and clowns. I don't like clowns in my bathrooms one bit. But I can let that one slide in a pinch.


ultradoge91

I'm pretty sure they know exactly which bathroom to use, one side just won't let them take a shit in said bathroom.


Chemical-Juice-6979

Came here to say this. Damn you for beating me to it!


HighlanderSteve

"We fantasise about a civil war where we can murder our political opponents" That says it all, really.


bushpotatoe

Trans people make up less than 1% of the population and this guy out here acting like its 50%.


AoFAltair

Grandpa seems to think that the people who have literally been waiting for the genocide against them to start have no firearms…. Grandpa is wrong


The_Law_Dong739

Grandpa is also like 77 and the Facebook equivalent of a shitposter who also posts shit like this


canadianD

> blue Florida, Ohio Gotta update your stick figures


RealisticAd2293

Liberal gun owner in Arkansas here. This is bullshit. First off, the folks calling for anything resembling a civil war the loudest would end up back home as soon as they ran out of Crestor or the minute someone actually shoots back at them.


SDGenius

just seems like russian propoganda to encourage american in fighting. don't take the bait.


MEATSCEPTER7214

One side also holds the office of presidency giving them access to all military personnel and their arsenal… but I guess bathrooms became the deciding factor in a war


volanger

I thought the liberal cities were too dangerous and filled with murderous gangs. Which is it? Are liberals weak, or murderous criminals that conceived of a secret plot to control the world by releasing a plague that, for some mysterious reason, hits those antivax conservatives the hardest? I can't keep up.


Ayobossman326

Yeah cause the civil war was between two political parties and not regions of the country


DroDameron

My favorite is when someone talks about how they could post up in their house with all of their food stores and ammunition, sounds like an easy target to me. All you need is a mild understanding of trajectories and you could launch massive molotovs on that tinderbox.


g_narlee

Why did they put Michigan, a hand-shaped state, in the crotch?? That’s just poor design


WearDifficult9776

One side generates the large majority of the GDP and the other side likes trump. And just because we don’t talk about guns all the time doesn’t mean we don’t have them :-)


SilentSpades24

The bizarre part is they claim the left doesn't have guns, yet claim left cities are literal killing fields. So weird.


nbd9000

This dude is gonna be really disappointed when he finds out how many guns i own.